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50 lines
2.8 KiB
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# CANCER
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> bad habits for internet relay chat
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## Information
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A fun bot that brings some bad habits on to IRC. Smoke cigarettes, smoke weed, and drink beer in your channels!
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Blow `!smoke` in the face of the opers, get bloody buck from !chug and vomit over the backlog.
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The bot includes colored ASCII art cigarettes, joints, and beers, that change everytime you drink or smoke.
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There is a various games and other fun things that generally promote user interactions in the channel.
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Try it out, join **#superbowl** on *irc.supernets.org* now, we have beer!
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**Warning:** This bot highly encourages *unthrottled* flooding! This may or may not be suited for your IRC network and/or channel(s).
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**Optional**: Network operator privledges can be given to the bot for a fun feature where if someone does `!smoke` and it is the last hit of a cigarette, they will have a 1 in 100 chance of being `/KILL`'d from the network, aka **KILLED BY CANCER**
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## Commands
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| Command | Description |
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| --------------- | ---------------------------------------------------------- |
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| `@cancer` | Information about the bot |
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| `@cancer stats` | Return bot statistics for the channel |
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| `!100` | 1 in 100 chance to get a 100 *(big `!smoke`)* |
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| `!beer [nick]` | Grab a beer or toss one to someone |
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| `!chainsmoke` | Start a game of Chain Smoke |
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| `!chug` | Sip beer |
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| `!dragrace` | Start a game of Drag Race |
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| `!extendo` | 1 in 100 chance to get an EXTENDO *(big `!toke`)* |
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| `!fatfuck` | 1 in 100 chance to get a FATFUCK *(fat `!smoke`/`!toke`)* |
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| `!letschug` | LET'S FUCKING CHUG! |
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| `!letstoke` | LET'S FUCKING TOKE! |
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| `!toke` | Hit joint |
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| `!smoke` | Hit cigarette |
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| `!nosmoking` | Disable the bot for 30 seconds |
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## Todo
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- Too drunk/Vomit features trigged from `!chug`
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- `!cigar` smoking and `!pizza` eating
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- ASCII art for cigarette packs, lighter, nosmoking, vomit
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- Fastest to respond w/ command timers for somthing.
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- Keep track of how many chugged, smoked, & toked per-nick for `!top` command.
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___
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###### Mirrors
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[acid.vegas](https://git.acid.vegas/cancer) • [GitHub](https://github.com/acidvegas/cancer) • [GitLab](https://gitlab.com/acidvegas/cancer) • [SourceHut](https://git.sr.ht/~acidvegas/cancer) • [SuperNETs](https://git.supernets.org/acidvegas/cancer)
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