G.1.R - GARBAGE INTERNET ROBOT

GREETINGS HUMANS!

Behold G.1.R, the modular IRC bot written in Rust, programmed to be your obedient servant in all your trolling and memeing needs!

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FEATURES

OpenAI GPT-3 integration: mention G.1.R and he'll respond with AI-generated wisdom (or nonsense, depending on how you see it).
Zim-approved: our resident robot has been certified by the Almighty Tallest to bring chaos and destruction to the IRC world.

COMMANDS

%ping: Send this command to G.1.R and he'll respond back with "pong" and the time it took. Because why not?
%kill: Do you hate your bot companion and want to end his miserable existence? Just type this command and he'll self-destruct, leaving you alone with your conscience (and your loneliness).
%invade #channel SCREAM: Do you want to summon the Invaders to a specific channel? This command will do just that, plus a chance to let out your deepest screams of despair. %%scream #channel SCREAM: In case the invaders weren't enough to scare off your enemies, use this command to make them hear your battle cry across the IRC lands.
%%join #channel: More bots, more fun! Tell G.1.R to join the party in a specific channel and watch the madness unfold.
%%leave #channel: Tired of all the chaos? Use this command to make the bots leave the channel and leave you in peace (or in silence, at least).

Pro tip: When you use the %invade #channel command, G.1.R will set up that channel to be the commander channel, so you can control all the bots from one place. Talk about efficient invasion tactics!

TODO

Multi-server invasion: Because why limit our chaos to one server?
Proxy support: Because we like to cover our tracks (and we're just a little paranoid).
Random IDents: Because who doesn't like to be mysterious?
Bridging: To connect different IRC servers and make them fight against each other (because why not?)
User logs: To keep track of everyone who dares to challenge the Invaders.
User cloning: To create a legion of evil twins that will make everyone's life miserable (or just ours).
Console: Because we like to be fancy.
Scanner: To find more channels to invade and conquer (or just to chat with).
Colors: To make our messages look pretty (because aesthetics matter).
Multi-bot: Because one bot is never enough.
Invader arguments: Because we like to be flexible and customizable.
Chat emulators: To trick our enemies into thinking they're talking to real humans (suckers!).
Random nicknames for invaders: Because who wants to be called "Bot 1" forever?
DM commander: To control the bots from the shadows, like a true mastermind.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in our quest for world domination, and let's make Invader Zim proud!

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