ircart/ircart/sort/turduck.txt

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/#######\ "A TURDUCKEN IS A TURKEY STUFFED WITH
| ^ ^ | A DUCK STUFFED WITH A CHICKEN," SAID
[| O O |] THE PEDOPHILE PRIEST BEFORE HE LOOKED
| | | UP MY ADDRESS ON THE INTERNET OR
\ \___/ / CHECKED OUT A CD-ROM FROM THE COUNTY
\_____/ CLERK'S OFFICE TO FIND MY HOME ADDRESS
AND (HOPEFULLY) MARKET PRODUCTS TO ME