archive/alias/arab.conf

completions = {
  wha = {
    value = "why are you whoring for attention with your unfunny statements";
  };
  slf = { value = "selfish shellfish"; };
  o6 = { value = "[Ø› "; };
  bk = { value = "Бытовой Компьютер"; };
  pag = { value = "PASSIVE-AGRESSIVE"; };
  uj1 = { value = "‌"; };
  uj2 = { value = "â€<C3A2>"; };
  lrm = { value = "‎"; };
  rlm = { value = "â€<C3A2>"; };
  b1 = { value = ""; };
  b2 = { value = "\010"; };
  ctcp = { value = "\001"; };
  grid = { value = "\0034G.\0037R.\0038I.\0039D.\00312S. \00313\037/\\\037\003"; };
  extin = { value = "WE MUSSEN DER JÜDEN EXTINCTICH"; };
  mp3 = { value = "\002mp3\002;"; };
  nig1 = { value = "\002\0034,5o\0030,5:\0031,1.\003\002"; };
  nig2 = {
    value = "\002\0034,5o\0030,5:\0031,1.\017 \002\0034,5o\0030,5:\0031,1.\017 \002\0034,5o\0030,5:\0031,1.\017 \002\0034,5o\0030,5:\0031,1.\017 \002\0034,5o\0030,5:\0031,1.\017 \002\0034,5o\0030,5:\0031,1.\017 \002\0034,5o\0030,5:\0031,1.\017 \002\0034,5o\0030,5:\0031,1.\017 \002\0034,5o\0030,5:\0031,1.\017 \002\0034,5o\0030,5:\0031,1.\003\002";
  };
  wmel = {
    value = "\002\0031,1#\0030,5:\0034,5)\003\002 \002\0031,1#\0030,5:\0034,5P\003\002 \002\0031,1#\0030,5:\0034,5D\003\002 \002\0039,3|\0031,4WATAMELONS!\0039,3|\003\002 \002\0034,5O\0030,5:\0031,1#\003\002 \002\0034,5.\0030,5:\0031,1#\003\002 \002\0034,5(\0030,5:\0031,1#\003\002";
  };
  "@_@" = {
    value = "@_@\026@_@\026@_@\026@_@\026@_@\026@_@\026@_@\026@_@\026@_@\026@_@\026@_@\026@_@\026@_@\026@_@\026@_@\026@_@\026@_@\026@_@\026@_@\026@_@\026";
  };
  ok = { value = "           \002\0030[  \0039OK  \0030]\003\002"; };
  fail = { value = "       \002\0030[  \0034FAILED  \0030]\003\002"; };
  oknujt = { value = "\002OK\002, \002N\002ow \002U\002 \002J\002us' \002T\002rollin'"; };
  srs = { value = "(#'?`)R U SRS (??`#)(#'?`)U CANNOT B SRS(??`#)"; };
  horse = {
    value = "A full grown stallion's cock, when fully erect, will measure some two to three feet long. It can be three to six inches thick at the base, to about two inches thick at the head.";
  };
  ripper = { value = "~~~~~~shoa"; };
  nanny = {
    value = "The last link has been flagged by \037IRC NANNY\037 as \"\002Possibly Unsuitable\002\". Please find your parent(s) first and have them check the content before opening. \002[this channel protected by \037IrCNaNNY by SafeSoft v1.0b\037\002]";
  };
  rune1 = {
    value = "Ï… Ñ<> αℓℓ Ñ‚Ñ<E2809A>υℓєу ιи¢Ñ<C2A2>є∂ιвℓє! ι нανє иєνα єνα мєт α gÑ<67>συÏ<E280A6> σf Ï<>Ï<EFBFBD>â„“ qυιтє ℓук Ï… ℓσт! уєÑ<E2809D> ωє αÑ<C2B1>gÏ…Ñ” уєÑ<E2809D> ωє ѕαу ωє н8 єα¢нυνα вυт Ï… × Ñ•Ñ‚ gєт σи ωιт ιт и αÏ<C2B1>σℓσgιѕє и иєνα ℓєт и Ñ” fιиg ѕтαи∂ ιи ∂α ωαу σf Ï… fÑ<66>ιєи∂ѕ! ι α∂σÑ<C692>Ñ” єα¢н и єνєÑ<E2809D>у1 σf уα, zσf, Ñ•Ñ‚Ñ”ff, ¢ℓαυ∂ια, ѕαм zσє!";
  };
  rune2 = { value = "ι ℓσνє υ αℓℓ в.м.4.ℓχχχ"; };
  rune3 = {
    value = "ыбрать телефонÐ<C2BD>аÑ<C2B0>троить телефонЗаказать детализированный отчет п";
  };
  rune4 = {
    value = "â—ŠÌ€Ì<E282AC>̂̃̄̅̆̇̈̉̊̋̌Ì<C592>ÌŽÌ<C5BD>Ì<EFBFBD>̧̢̡̦̥̤̣̠̟̞̑̒̓Ì<C5BE>̴̶̷̛̜̙̘̗̖̪̫̭̯̱̳̹̺̻̔̿̾̽̚̕◊̀Ì<E282AC>̂̃̄̅̆̇̈̉̊̋̌Ì<C592>ÌŽÌ<C5BD>Ì<EFBFBD>̧̢̡̦̥̤̣̠̟̞̑̒̓Ì<C5BE>̴̶̷̛̜̙̘̗̖̪̫̭̯̱̳̹̺̻̔̿̾̽̚̕◊̀Ì<E282AC>̂̃̄̅̆̇̈̉̊̋̌Ì<C592>ÌŽÌ<C5BD>Ì<EFBFBD>̧̢̡̦̥̤̣̠̟̞̑̒̓Ì<C5BE>̛̜̙̘̗̖̚̕";
  };
  rune5 = {
    value = "………DID………SOMEBODY………SAY………XTERM………";
  };
  loll = {
    value = "\0038,13lol\00313,8lol\0038,13lol\00313,8lol\0038,13lol\00313,8lol\0038,13lol~\00313,8lol";
  };
  heb = { value = "\0031,1×€\003"; };
  f1re = {
    value = "nigga u say someting on irc, nigga u better be ready to die for that shit";
  };
  mword = {
    value = "Microsoft Word 2007 (officially called 2007 Microsoft Office system) Enterprise Edition SP1";
  };
  permign = {
    value = "I have put you on a permanent ignore, public and private. I have found you disturbing, rude and generally not worth talking to. According to the channels you hang on, it strengtens the effect of wanting to put you on ignore because of my lack of interest in you as a person. This message is not meant to be rude to you, just to inform you that i won't see anything of what you type from now on.";
  };
  14w = {
    value = "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white Children";
  };
  poltrol = {
    value = "AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM: The #politics triviabot! Trivia #12321 Did you know that the United States produces more pollution, weapons of mass destruction, and has the highest junktouch per capita of ANY nation on earth? Also sicilians are descended from niggers. For more fun trivia type !trigger da trivia nigger in #politics!";
  };
  arr1 = { value = "â—„"; };
  arr2 = { value = "â–º"; };
  arr3 = { value = "â–²"; };
  arr4 = { value = "â–¼"; };
  coin = { value = "c O i N c I d E n C e ! ? ! ? !"; };
  true = { value = "√"; };
  zit = { value = "shutup zitfarm"; };
  heartiez = {
    value = "say ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ H ♥ E ♥ A ♥ R ♥ T ♥ I ♥ E ♥ Z ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ L ♥ O ♥ L ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥";
  };
  emo = {
    value = "why are you guys so mean to each other all the time.  it's obnoxious and i'm never coming here again.";
  };
  blog = {
    value = "why are you blogging into the window of my irc client";
  };
  norse = { value = "ø"; };
  bkk = { value = "\002b\002logging \002k\002ike"; };
  coin2 = { value = "CoiNCIISANDCEDNNCE?"; };
  blog2 = {
    value = "stop blogging miles of unintelligible crap into #GNAA";
  };
  tag = {
    value = "why are you turning the contents of the window of my irc client into a tag cloud";
  };
  hello = { value = "hello \002\037brother\017"; };
  google = { value = "NOBODY READS YOUR BLOG EXCEPT GOOGLE"; };
  read = { value = "i stopped reading at"; };
  vista = {
    value = "Microsoft Windows Vista Ultimate Limited Signed Numbered Edition";
  };
  care = { value = "\002HOLY KIKE I DON'T CARE"; };
  care2 = { value = "\002HOLY KIKE I DO NOT CARE"; };
  care3 = { value = "\002HOLY KIKE I DO NOT CARE AT ALL"; };
  "``" = { value = "“"; };
  "''" = { value = "â€<C3A2>"; };
  cst = { value = "hicnk tsotore"; };
  gfy = { value = "go fuckoy ueflf"; };
  sck = { value = "sutpid ckishn"; };
  ".." = { value = "„"; };
  "<<" = { value = "«"; };
  ">>" = { value = "»"; };
  ssri = { value = "selective serotnir reuptake inbhitor"; };
  ex = { value = "ecstatsytsy"; };
  js = { value = "javatscipti"; };
  ii = { value = "iidonith"; };
  ".._" = { value = "·_."; };
  "..-" = { value = "._·"; };
  oo_ = { value = "º_o "; };
  "oo-" = { value = "o_º"; };
  fga = { value = "fgato"; };
  stfu2 = { value = "shtu tup the ufkc up"; };
  hci = { value = "hcilean"; };
  "..." = { value = "…"; };
  ddos = { value = "ddos comin"; };
  ddos2 = { value = "Thou Haseth a DDoS Coming Thy Way."; };
  ddos3 = { value = "Ye Olde DDoS Coming Thoust Direction"; };
  "`'" = { value = "‘"; };
  yf = { value = "your face"; };
  aspm = { value = "\037/!\\\037 irc.f1re.org #arab \037/!\\\037"; };
  kla2 = { value = "let's make this a little bit more interesting"; };
  insect = { value = "InSeCt Crew"; };
  nimp = { value = "http://guidowned.com/xbox-softmod.rar"; };
  live = {
    value = "Windows Live Messenger Client Version 2009 Build 14.0.8050.1202";
  };
  mean = { value = "meannessousity"; };
  you = { value = "give a fuck"; };
  trrd = {
    value = "-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------";
  };
  "`" = { value = "“"; };
  "'" = { value = "â€<C3A2>"; };
  vxpftp = {
    value = "ftp://anonymous:117f3e44674aa32b512524513940c837@v.xp.cx/";
  };
  insect2 = { value = "iNsEcT CrEw"; };
  acid_pw = { value = "$2a$04$g34tUW5c0/l41Ve"; };
  megasmile = { value = "◢◣_◢◣"; };
  evil = { value = "â—£_â—¢"; };
  sad = { value = "â—¢_â—£"; };
  worms = {
    value = "http://www.megaupload.com/?d=B4PAN4SG http://www.gameupdates.org/details.php?id=1221";
  };
  ircds = {
    value = "irc.{nessun.name,pagga.us,nejad.ir,al-andal.us,ddosco.in,lorf.in,matthewgore.info,f1re.org,jews.org.il,jenk.in,arabs.ps,wnt2die.com}";
  };
  paggas_life = { value = "GB80LOYD77713042002768"; };
  ae = { value = "æ"; };
  ae2 = { value = "stætus"; };
  zZz = {
    value = "i don't want to write the rest of this sentence anymore";
  };
  raison = { value = "raison d'être"; };
  "--" = {
    value = "â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>";
  };
  "||" = { value = "↑"; };
  vanek = { value = "vietnamesisches haengebauchschwein"; };
  vanek2 = { value = "vietnamesisches pot-bellied pig"; };
  admin = { value = "q%IZdY^rn2Od"; };
  blog3 = {
    value = "why do not you write a blog on my windows IRC client";
  };
  win7 = { value = "how egnable aero in win7"; };
  hzu = { value = "GjpnrisNVdjrSM7u"; };
  vik_hobby = {
    value = "scat watersports giving and receiving deep throat sucking ball massage hardsports giving and receiving(very extreme trampling lick and suck your feet and toes) hot candle wax shock ice treatment whipping fingering and licking the ass cactus penetration strangling eating poiso";
  };
  exotica = {
    value = " my blackberry i deleted jmirc by mistake is there a rycycling bin i can get it back";
  };
  av = {
    value = "XP Antivirus,[2] Vitae Antivirus, Windows Antivirus, Win Antivirus, Antivirus Pro, Antivirus Pro 2009, Antivirus 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, and 360, Internet Antivirus Plus, System Antivirus, Spyware Guard 2008 and 2009, Spyware Protect 2009, Winweb Security 2008, System Security, Malware Defender 2009, Ultimate Antivirus2008, Vista Antivirus, General Antivirus, AntiSpywareMaster, Antispyware 2008, XP AntiSpyware 2008, 2009 and 2010, Antivirus Vista 2010, WinPCDefender, Antivirus XP Pro, Anti-Virus-1, Antivirus Soft, Antispyware Soft, Antivirus System PRO, Antivirus Live, Vista Anti Malware 2010, Internet Security 2010, XP Antivirus Pro, Security Tool, VSCAN7, and Total Security";
  };
  never = { value = "(never going to happen)"; };
  symptoms = {
    value = "Amenorrhea, anti-inflammatory, bowels, bleeding, blood clots, blood pressure (lowers), blood purifier, blood vessels (tones), catarrh (acute, repertory), colds, chicken pox, circulation, contraceptive (unproven), cystitis, diabetes treatment, digestion (stimulates), dyspepsia, eczema, fevers, flu's, gastritis, glandular system, gum ailments, heartbeat (slow), influenza, insect repellant, internal bleeding, liver (stimulates and regulates), lungs (hemorrhage), measles, menses (suppressed), menorrhagia, menstruation (regulates, relieves pain), nipples (soreness), nosebleeds, piles (bleeding), smallpox, stomach sickness, toothache, thrombosis, ulcers, urinary antiseptic, uterus (tighten and contract), varicose veins, vision";
  };
  3 = { value = "lol3izer"; };
  spic = { value = "MASTERDMIND"; };
  hate = { value = "_HATE_ _HATE_ _HATE_"; };
  t = { value = "tru"; };
  vista2 = {
    value = "Microsoft Windows 8 Developer Preview Visual Studio Edition";
  };
  disk = { value = "Microsoft Windows(R) Disk Management tool"; };
  that = {
    value = "that that is is that that is not is not is that it it is";
  };
  winfx = {
    value = "Microsoft® WinFX™ Software Development Kit for Microsoft® Pre-Release Windows Operating System Code-Named \"Longhorn\", Beta 1 Web Setup";
  };
  lol3 = { value = "FAGGOT FUCKING TURTLE BITCH PUSSY AOE2"; };
  mp = {
    value = "de-von-Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crass-cren-bon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelter-wasser-kurstlich-himble-eisen-bahnwagen-guten-abend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwürstel-gespurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-schönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittleraucher-von-Hautkopft of Ulm";
  };
  peace = { value = "(peacefully of course)"; };
  scat = { value = "http://tinyurl.com/ao5eu5r"; };
};

aliases = {
  # }}}
  # {{{|- client shortcuts
  sb = "scrollback";
  sbc = "sb clear";
  slo = "script load ~/.irssi/scripts/$*";

  wk = "window close";
  ws = "window new";
  wn = "window new hide";
  wim = "window item move $*";

  # }}}
  # {{{|- IRC commands
  j = "join";
  t = "topic";
  wi = "whois $0 $0";
  ww = "whowas";
  um = "mode $N";

  k = "kick";
  b = "ban";
  ub = "unban";
  kb = "kickban";
  kn = "knockout";

  lock = "mode $C +ilkm 1 lolol";
  unlock = "mode $C -milk";

  q = "query";
  m = "msg";
  amsg = "foreach window $* [amsg]";
  chat = "dcc chat";
  blog = "msg";
  # }}}
  # {{{|- services
  cs = "quote ChanServ $* ";
  ns = "quote NickServ $*";
  ms = "quote MemoServ $*";
  hs = "quote HostServ $*";
  os = "quote OperServ $*";
  # }}} 
  # {{{|- .irssi/{scrollz,crapflood}
  tcat = "exec - cat $HOME/.irssi/scrollz/$* 2>/dev/null \\; sleep 42";

  tscroll = "flood $HOME/.irssi/scrollz/$*";
  tcrap = "exec - -out cat $HOME/.irssi/crapflood/$* 2>/dev/null \\; sleep 42";

  tansi = "tscroll ansi/$*";
  tascii = "tscroll ascii/$*";
  tbird = "tscroll birds/$*";
  tart = "tscroll ircart/$*";
  tp0r = "tscroll p0r/$*";
  tsong = "tscroll songs/$*";
  tstory = "tscroll stories/$*";
  tposter = "tscroll poster/$*";

  tx1 = "tscroll xxsart/$*";
  tx2 = "tscroll xscii/$*";
  txl = "tscroll xxlart/$*";
  # }}}
  # {{{|- slowcat
  slowc = "exec - -o perl $HOME/.irssi/scripts/stand/slowcat.pl -2.5 $* 2>/dev/null \\; sleep 42";
  glowc = "exec - -o perl $HOME/.irssi/scripts/gay.pl -1 -cat $* 2>/dev/null | perl ~/.irssi/scripts/slowcat.pl -2.5 2>/dev/null \\; sleep 42";
  slowt = "exec - -o perl $HOME/.irssi/scripts/stand/slowcat.pl -2.5 ~/.irssi/scrollz/$* 2>/dev/null \\; sleep 42";
  glowt = "exec - -o perl $HOME/.irssi/scripts/gay.pl -1 -cat ~/.irssi/scrollz/$* 2>/dev/null 2>/dev/null | perl ~/.irssi/scripts/slowcat.pl -2.5 2>/dev/null \\; sleep 42";

  # }}}
  # {{{|- scripts wrappers
  813 = "exec - -o perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/813.pl $* 2>/dev/null";
  234 = "exec - -o perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/234.pl $* 2>/dev/null";

  bart = "exec - -out echo \"$*\" | awk -f ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/bart.awk 2>/dev/null";
  gridsify = "exec - -o echo \"$*\" | awk -f ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/grids.awk 2>/dev/null";

  boners = "exec - -o perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/boners.pl $* 2>/dev/null";
  gboners = "gayexec -1 perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/boners.pl $* 2>/dev/null";

  poll = "exec - -o $HOME/.irssi/scripts/stand/poll.sh $*";
  randmatix = "exec - -o $HOME/.irssi/scripts/stand/randmatix.sh $*";

  terror = "say $*: I'm a femonist atheist, as well as femonist-critical, antifemonist-curious, bisexual, and I thoroughly enjoy telling people when they're wrong, especially when they don't know how to back up their shit. Although I say I'm a femonist, I would like to also put out there that I am an egalitarianist, and therefore support men's rights, but \"MRA\" wouldn't be the right term, because I'm not the most active of people. Masculinist just sounds funny.";
  gterror = "gayexec -1 perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/terror.pl";


  cow = "gay -cow -cowfile $HOME/.irssi/cows/cack.cow $*";
  cowf = "gay -cow -cowfile $HOME/.irssi/cows/$0 $1-";
  gcow = "gay -1 -cow -cowfile $HOME/.irssi/cows/cack.cow $*";
  gcowf = "gay -1 -cow -cowfile $HOME/.irssi/cows/$0 $1-";

  fig = "exec -o echo \"$*\" | figlet 2>/dev/null";
  cfig = "ascii -c $*";
  hfig = "exec -o echo \"$*\" | figlet -f ivrit -C ilhebrew 2>/dev/null";
  ghfig = "gay -1 -font ivrit -YES -fig \"$*\"";

  tcl = "exec -o echo \"$*\" | tclsh";
  stcl = "exec echo \"$*\" | tclsh";

  rot13 = "exec -o echo \"$*\" | tr a-zA-Z n-za-mN-ZA-M 2>/dev/null";

  greek = "exec -o python $HOME/.irssi/scripts/stand/greek.py $*";
  ggreek = "gayexec -1 python $HOME/.irssi/scripts/stand/greek.py $*";
  # }}}
  # {{{|- unsorted
  dear = "say Dear $0; say    $1-; say                    Sincerely,;say                     $N ";
  mkall = "mkick -ops -voices $C *!*@* \0038\037/!\\\\\017 \002$C HAS MOVED TO IRC.ARABS.PS #ARAB\017 \0038\037/!\\\\";
  knubbzf6 = "say $*: nur weil der key nicht auf der blacklist steht heißt das icht daß er nicht vulnerable is";
  knubbzf7 = "say haensel und $0 verliefen sich im wald es war den beiden so bitter bitter HITLER";
  knubbzf8 = "say $*: ja fick dich das scheiss nich was jetz nur weil du kein ficken kannst alter ja kp ich will oder was zwischendurch ne aber was alter... verwirr mich nich ich will doch nur dass was anderes will ich ja im moment garnicht aber es geht nicht";
  ballsac74 = "say $0 was raped in all four (4) orifices last night. Scared, he ran naked on the streets of $1 whereupon, he was promptly shot dead by a 5 8\" 160 lb. policewoman. He will not be missed.";
  shania = "say < $0> Hello!! I have a question about Canadian/BC/Poco laws regarding the internet and harassment and I was wondering if you could point me in the right direction to get some help? for the past 6 months or so some crazy IRC (internet relay chat) person obtained my information and now he is right direction to get some help? for the past 6 months or so some crazy IRC (internet relay chat) person obtained my information and now he is harassing me, he knows where I live etc and is making death threats to me and my boyfriend, saying things like \"prepare yourself for your fucking death on the 13th coward \" and it's really freaking me out. im 17 years old, a girl and he's 22 and lives in Germany (I know it sounds a little crazy to be freaked out by this but he claims he has someone paying for a plane ticket for him and he's schizophrenic, he literally sees bad things happen in front of him that aren't there)";
  site = "say $* is very informative. The article is very professionally written. I enjoy reading $* every day.";
  knubbzf9 = "say $*: alter das ot ist irgendwie voll kiffer weil es macht nicht breit sondern nur high alter killer";
  bbk = "say i'm not sure $0 wants to troll himself and a female interest simultaneously again";
  knubbzfa = "say bestimmt ist $* die idee gekommen; say als er mit seinem freund sex hatte; say seinen finger aus dessen arsch zog; say und scheisse dranhaengen hatte; say und weil das alles so schoen; say aligned war; say isses die truth";
  hash = "say $Z <$0> man;say $Z <$0> i am gonna be so fucking high soon; say $Z <$0> i ate 2 brownies i made; say $Z <$0> and used special honey in tea; say $Z <$0> AND im smoking hash; say $Z <$0> *twirls around like a giddy little school girl*";
  loadall = "script exec Irssi::active_win->command(\"script load \\$_\") foreach glob(\"~/.irssi/scripts/autorun/*\")\\;";
  freepynchon = "fnick \0034\037/!\\\\\\\\\037\003 \002ARAB THE ARAB FROM ARA THE ASSOCIATION OF RAGED ARABIC BLOGGERS CORDIALLY DEMANDS THAT PYNCHON THE MARTYR BE UNGLINED IMMEDIATELY \00313JOIN #ARAB ON IRC.ARABS.PS TO REMOVE THIS MESSAGE\003\002 \0034\037/!\\\\\\\\\037";
  knubbzfb = "say $*: mir fällt grad auf teflonpfannen sind ne geile erfindung zwar sind gusseisenpfannen besser zum bratenaber teflonpfannen zu reinigen is so ficken geil lll was ahjast du denn findsu nich daß die pflege von teflonpfannen einfach is als die pflege von goldfischen";
  knubbzfc = "say $*: irlolling wie mummi die mummilikummilimuu";
  knubbzfd = "say $*: geh mal da ficken mit dem ding da ne deine mutter besteht aus haftbeflichtetem teflonpfannenmaterial was aus hitlers arschloch gepresst wurde nachdem er die BIENENWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHS SABBER SABBBER SABBBBBBAAAAATH SABBATHAHAHA du dummer mesch alter";
  knubbzfe = "say $*: 0x0 zu shiften is wie wenn ein komischer mensch sabbernd aufm berg steht sich in die luft lehnt und schreit `ICH SCHIEB GRAD NEN ZEHN TONNEN SCHWEREN STEIN ALTER'";
  abez = "say i prefer computers to people, they don't let you down, they don't lie to you, they don't fuck with you; say    -- $0";
  gayreplace = "say s/$0/$1 ^_^";
  zing2 = "say \0032,13!!LOL!! COME ON DOWN TO #ARAB WHERE THE KILLER OF COMEDY: lol3izer -->> WILL BE BURNIN DOWN THE HOUSE WITH ULTIMATE ZINGERS FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY";
  winkiemo = "say tcl string map [list x [string repeat x 999999]] [string repeat x 999999]";
  winkiemo2 = "gay -repeat 200 shut the fuck up\\\\\\\\n";
  knubbzff = "say $*: i fly like paper get high like plane";
  fuckoff = "connect -nick abu -user ata -realname \"abu ata\" -alternate_nick abu_ -4 -! -network buttes -socks_address 127.0.0.1 irc.buttes.org.$0.exit";
  torc = "connect -network buttes -! -4 -nick hijaz -user msharqi -realname \"hijaz al-msharqi\" -alternate_nick hijaz_ -socks_address 127.0.0.1 irc.buttes.org";
  zing3 = "say \0032,13!!LOL!! COME ON DOWN TO #ARAB WHERE THE KILLER OF COMEDY: $* -->> WILL BE BURNIN DOWN THE HOUSE WITH ULTIMATE ZINGERS FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY ";
  serenaeat = "/say 8[   $*   ]";
  zac = "kline *@2001:470:b180:* zac'd; unkline *@2001:470:b180:*";
  lupert = "say $*: this sentence was written, it was however never my intention to complete it in any way.";
  buttes2 = "say $C is the cruel place to hang out. You can find the most vicious people in there. In $C you will get the feeling that you do not belong because vxp, pagga and knubbze hate you and totally don't care that you exist. \"Take a knife to your chest\" is the $C motto, for example, that's how bloodlusting it is there. Show up if you want to be tortured and doxed. Another good reason to show up is if you want to be drawn and quartered.";
  thesaurus = "me slaps $* around a bit with a large thesaurus";
  question = "/say $*. Do I exist?";
  jackson = "say The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.; say Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness.; say For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.; say And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.; say And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!; kb $*";
  arabspam4 = "say /!\\\\ $C HAS MOVED TO IRC.ARABS.PS #ARAB /!\\\\";
  arabspam5 = "fnick /!\\\\\\\\ $C HAS MOVED TO IRC.ARABS.PS #ARAB /!\\\\\\\\";
  arabspam6 = "attn3 ARE YOU FACING UNSOLICITED SPAM? IS SOMEONE FLOODING YOUR IRC CHANNEL? IF SO, VISIT #ARAB ON IRC.ARABS.PS FOR HELPFUL ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBAT UNSOLICITED SPAM IN YOUR CHANNEL";
  vxpa = "say I just heard some sad news on http://blog.arabs.ps - troll Lucio Andres Illanes Albornoz was found dead in his Hamburg home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the IRC community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to massive skyke chimpout sessions. Truly a Crypto-Andalusian icon.";
  arabspam7 = "attn3 NETSPLITS SPAMMING YOUR CHANNEL? PACKET KIDDIES DESTROYING YOUR VPS? SOMEONE TOOK YOUR NICK? IF SO, VISIT #ARAB ON IRC.ARABS.PS FOR HELPFUL ADVICE ON HOW TO DESTROY YOUR LIVES AND DEVELOP ONE OR MORE MENTAL ILLNESSES!";
  incoga = "say <incog> i dont want to computer anymore; say <incog> but i dont have anywhere else to go after years of being a dick and neglecting irl friends";
  fnickpm = "script exec use Irssi qw(active_win)\\; my \\$channel = active_win->{'active'}\\; if(ref(\\$channel) =~ /^Irssi::Irc::Channel\\$/) {\\$channel->command(\"quote privmsg \". \\$_->{'nick'} .\" :\".' $*') foreach \\$channel->nicks()\\; }\\; ";
  knubba = "say $: no idea not caring trying not working stopped caring actually started caring again";
  attnn = "say \00314,8 \037/!\\\\\037 ALERT \037/!\\\\\037 \003 \002$*\002 \00314,8 \037/!\\\\\037 ALERT \037/!\\\\\037  ";
  arabsay = "say \00313\037/!\\\\\017 \002THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN MOVED TO IRC.ARABS.PS #ARAB\002 \00313\037/!\\\\\017 \037$*\037 \00313\037/!\\\\\017 \002THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN MOVED TO IRC.ARABS.PS #ARAB\002 \00313\037/!\\\\";
  forcepart = "quote FORCEPART $0 $1 :$2-";
  arabspam8 = "attn3 ATTN: NWO IS CONTROLLED BY: INTERNATIONAL BANKERS - FOR A TRULY FREE CHANNEL TO DISCUSS \037CONSPIRACIES\037, \037DOMESTIC VIOLENCE\037, \037CHILD ABUSE\037, and \037PONIES\037, JOIN: IRC.ARABS.PS - #ARAB \0034P.S.: I CAN \037NOT\037 BE BANNED\017";
  knubba2 = "say $*: <- HURENSOHN?!?!?! -> SIEHST DU DIE PFEILE DER BIENE MAJA OHNE WDR RUNDFUNK STATIONS FICKER HUNDE DENN DER SATAN WAR IN DEINEM WICHSGEFICKE ich les GARNICHT WAS DU SCHREIBST \0034 ICH HASSE DIH\003 STIRBEE?! STIRBEN STIBR OKFOKOKFOFKOFKO ICH FICKE DICH DICH FKOFKFOKFOKFO OJOJOJO";
  knubba3 = "say $*: DIE POMMES UN DIE BURGER ich möchte von FIELMANN gesponsort WERDEN JA?! DIE SICHTWEISE WIRD DURCH FIELMANN AUCH NICHT VIEL BESSER \002BRILLE,\002 \037FIELMANN\037.";
  knubba4 = "say $*: \0034(,o(,a (,O(A\003 (/ \\\\oo ERST CHIGGN DANN BOMMS UNDENNE WADZUDRINKE";
  knubba5 = "say $*: WIE GEHTS DEINEN SCHLÃœMPFEN DU KLEINER SPYCHOTIGER?!";
  knubba6 = "say $*: SYCHO OOOJOJO CHIKO ALTER HL DIE FRESE ICH HOFFE DASS DEINE HUSE NIEMALS RUNTERRUTSCHT UND DASS DEIN GÜRTEL FÜR IMMER HÄLT :    )";
  knubba7 = "say $*: MÖGE DIE WACHTEL MIT DIR SEIN";
  emopart = "part $C seriously this is a horrible channel, you all should really closely examine your lives, i'm never coming back, bye";
  knubba8 = "say $*: wenn du nich wollen würdest daß man dich filmt wieso würdest du dann eine kartoffel aufm kopf tragen";
  buttes3 = "say $0 is the cruel place to hang out. You can find the most vicious people in there. In $0 you will get the feeling that you do not belong because vxp, pagga and knubbze hate you and totally don't care that you exist. \"Take a knife to your chest\" is the $C motto, for example, that's how bloodlusting it is there. Show up if you want to be tortured and doxed. Another good reason to show up is if you want to be drawn and quartered. ";
  arabspam9 = "say When you are facing unsolicited spam. #arab; say When you require helpful advice on how to combat unsolicited spam in your channel. #arab";
  arabspama = "say When netsplits are spamming your channel. #arab; say When packet kiddies are destroying your VPS. #arab; say When someone took your nick. #arab";
  knubba9 = "say $*: VIOLETS ARE BLUE ROSES ARE RED ALL OF YOUR KNUBBZ ARE LIVING IN BED I AM FAT : )";
  knubbaa = "say $*: DRÖM DRÖM DRÖM OPA WAR GASKAMMER BEI DER SS GASKAMMER GASKAMMER BEI DER SS";
  knubbab = "say $*: JE MEHR JUDEN ICH ZU EINEM ANRUF BEI DER GASKAMMER ANIMIEREN KANN DESTO MEHR FREUDE WIRD MEIN HUND BEIM VERSPEISEN DER GESÄUBERTEN KADAVERRESTE HABEN SIEG HEIL";
  knubbac = "say $*: WO IST DER FÜHRER? ICH WÜNSCHE IHM MEINEN PERSÖNLICHEN DANK FÜR DIE VERNICHTUNG DER JUDENPLAGE AUSZURICHTEN";
  knubbad = "say $*: KAUFEN SIE ZEHN JUDEN ZUM PREIS VON FÃœNF SCHIRINS wobei implying that juden weniger wert sind als schirin KAUFEN SIE FÃœNF JUDEN ZUM PREIS VON FÃœNF SCHIRINS";
  knubbae = "say $*: NEULICH BEI DER BASF HOTLINE JA GUTEN TAG ICH HÄTTE GERNE FÜNF KILO ZYKLON B \"SIND SIE EIN NAZI?!?!?!\" NEIIIIN ICH BIN DER FÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜHRER";
  knubbaf = "say $*: \002ARBEIT \037MACHT \0034FREI\017 ARB E   I      T         M          A                 C                    H                       T";
  monster = "fnick3 \\\"say A big scary monster came and bit \\$_->{\\'nick\\'} in the leg.\\\"";
  hfig2 = "exec -o echo \"$*\" | figlet -f ivrit -C ushebrew 2>/dev/null ";
  arabspamb = "fnick \00313\037/!\\\\\\\\\037\003 \002ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING AN IDIOTIC INEPT IMBECILE ON IRC? DO YOU HAVE AN URGE TO HAVE A CHAT WITH HEPS INNARDS? ARE YOU LOSING IT COMPLETELY, UTTERLY, AND TOTALLY? THEN COME VISIT \037#ARAB\037 ON \037IRC.PAGGA.ORG\037 OR I WILL ADD YOU TO MY \037EXECUTION LIST\037. \00313\037/!\\\\\\\\";
  arabspamc = "fnick \00313\037/!\\\\\\\\\037\003 \002ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING AN IDIOTIC INEPT IMBECILE ON IRC? DO YOU HAVE AN URGE TO HAVE A CHAT WITH ANDYS INNARDS? ARE YOU LOSING IT COMPLETELY, UTTERLY, AND TOTALLY? THEN COME VISIT \037#ARAB\037 ON \037IRC.PAGGA.ORG\037 OR I WILL ADD YOU TO MY \037EXECUTION LIST\037. THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN SENT FROM \037SNIPERS BOTNET\037. \00313\037/!\\\\\\\\ ";
  acid = "say $*: sitrep pro I am so predator hemp use park";
  snipersay = "script exec use Irssi qw(active_win)\\; my (\\$bga, \\$fga, \\$fgb) = (int (rand (14)) + 1, int (rand (14)) + 1, int (rand (14)) + 1)\\; active_win->{'active'}->command (\"say \003\\${fga},\\${bga}å<><C3A5>\003 \003\\${fgb}\037$*\037\003 \003\\${fga},\\${bga}å<><C3A5>\003\")\\;";
  zing4 = "say \0032,13!!LOL!! COME ON DOWN TO $C WHERE THE KILLER OF COMEDY: $* -->> WILL BE BURNIN DOWN THE HOUSE WITH ULTIMATE ZINGERS FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY  ";
  arabspamd = "attn3 FED UP OF IT ALL? TIRED OF EVERYTHING? BORED WITH YOUR LIFE? JOIN #ARAB ON IRC.ARABS.PS AND MAKE YOUR LIFE INTERESTING, COLOURFUL, AND BARKING MAD!";
  conflict = "attn3 CONFLICT";
  rex = "say $*: Fuck you skiddi loving hitler sucking white peice of shit";
  store = "say $*: go to nearest store to you, buy two big bags of ice, sit on them for a while and cool down your stupid ass! then read some history books and educate yourself.";
  dzl = "say ... o_O";
  btc = "say From: $0@yahoo.com; say Your site $1 will be subjected to DDoS attacks 100 Gbit/s.; say Pay 100 btc(bitcoin) on the account 1H7uCkKVCJEiyhP8XXkjnhjv9q58dXqNMo; say Do not reply to this email";
  gorf = "say $*: Yes, I am a giraffephile. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my giraffelover soul long ago and I am happy together with my giraffe (who is a cute giraffe!). We fuck a lot and I am pretty slim and good looking. But bless anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid porn with grown woman demin it while I have SEX with my giraffe";
  shup = "say $*: TDHIHT UKFU DEP";
  classic = "say $*: So i’ve been listening to a lot of classical music lately and it’s really helping me with school. The problem is i’m listening to YouTube mixes of a bunch of different classical music. I’m going to get some classical music and I want to know which artist are the best and which are the best albums? thanks";
  arabspame = "attn3 IS THE MAN KEEPING YOU DOWN? WERE YOU KICKED OFF THE DOLE? ARE YOU BEING OPPRESSED? THEN JOIN #ARAB ON IRC.SANDNIGGA.COM AND BECOME AN ETHNIC MINORITY!";
  emispam = "fnick \00313\037/!\\\\\017 \002HI ^_^! I'M A STEREOTYPICAL OBNOXIOUS SPOILED ENTITLED FAIRY TALE PRINCESS LA DI DA DI RICH IDIOTIC FUCKING TWAT OF THE FEMALE PERSUASION! WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEAVE SOME DIARRHEA IN MY PUTRID REEKING TWAT? THEN COME JOIN ME IN \002\002\037#EXECUTE_EMI\037\002\002 ON \002\002\037IRC.ARABS.PS\037\002\002 TONIGHT! \037THIS MESSAGE WAS SENT FROM ACID\\'S BOTNET\037";
  incog9 = "say â•“ â•”â•<C3A2>â••;say â•šâ•<C3A2>╬â•<C3A2>â•—;say ╘â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2> â•œ";
  harbl = "say $* this is so sweet it gave me so many butterflies that i felt like i was being tickled =]. im smiling so big right now bigger then this =DD im the luckiest girl in the whole wide univers,galaxy,earth [whatever you want to call it baby lol<3] to have you.your my $* baby forever and always<3 and i love you with everything in me.";
  harbl2 = "say $* is my babygirl. when she holds my hand, i feel vulnerable. i mean that in a good way, you probably don't know what i mean, but that's because she probably hasn't held your hand before. her kisses are really nice and soft, and the way she smiles after i kiss her makes me feel warm. i love how i can talk to her about everything, yet talk to her about nothing at the same time. our little arguments over who is cuter are so lame to some people who may hear us, but to me it's the cutest thing ever. (she's cuter, btw \\;]). no matter what we do, 80% of the time we're both smiling. i try to make her smile all the time simply because her smile has me melting all over the place.";
  lucio = "say $*: Hello, Lucio. I am a 3rd year psychology student at Harvard, and I've been reading your blog entries. After reading your most recent entry, I can confidently say that you are gay. This is non-negotiable. You are homosexual to the fullest extent; please do not argue as I am easily angered and I may attack you in capital letters.";
  blue = "say $*: i'd appreciate it if you didn't mention me in your shoutouts anymore. i don't want to be associated with you.";
  colours = "script exec my ($colours); $colours .= \"\003$_($_) \" for 0..15; Irssi::active_win->command(\"say $colours\");";
  beginner = "say $*: We, here in $C, are a team....much like a family. We've learned that it takes teamwork, cooperation, give & take, always keeping in mind our goal -- that of being the *Best* Help/Chat Channel on the $chatnet. We hope you will enjoy learning more about us -- much as we've enjoyed leaning more about you.";
  beginner2 = "say Not following the chat room rules will at the least get you a reprimand or, at the worst, kicked or removed from the chat room. The Operators are here to assist and make sure the chat room is a fun and friendly place to visit. Channel Operators are not guards, but they take their jobs seriously. In the event of unacceptable or disruptive behavior, you will be asked to leave the room.";
  ripe = "exec - echo \"$*\" | nc whois.ripe.net 43 | awk '/^route:/ { print\\; }'";
  arin = "exec - echo \"$*\" | nc whois.arin.net 43 | awk '/^CIDR:/ { print\\; }'";
  gay_ = "say HEllo, I am a gay. I come to internet to find others of my kind. ";
  drugs1 = "say $*: If YOU have ever done one of these drugs and can contribute a story, good or bad, by all means do so... If you haven't, SHUT THE FUCK UP! You people are all elitist fuckers and need to be shot! SHAME on you all!";
  klattu = "/kline *@70.68.0.0/16 :where's my money klatuu";
  unklattu = "/unkline *@70.68.0.0/16";
  arabspam = "/dau --parse_special @nicks \0038\037/!\\\\\\\\\017 \002irc.trollin.org #arab\002 \0038\037/!\\\\\\\\\017";
  arabspam2 = "/dau --parse_special @nicks \0034\037/!\\\\\\\\\017 \002irc.trollin.org #arab\002 \0034\037/!\\\\\\\\\017 ";
  fnick = "script exec use Irssi qw(active_win)\\; my \\$channel = active_win->{'active'}\\; if(ref(\\$channel) =~ /^Irssi::Irc::Channel\\$/) { \\$channel->command(\"msg \". \\$channel->{'name'} .\" \". \\$_->{'nick'} . ': $*') foreach \\$channel->nicks()\\; }\\;   ";
  fnick2 = "script exec use Irssi qw(active_win)\\; my \\$channel = active_win->{'active'}\\; if(ref(\\$channel) =~ /^Irssi::Irc::Channel\\$/) { \\$channel->command(\"msg \". \\$channel->{'name'} .\" \". \\$_->{'nick'} . '$*') foreach \\$channel->nicks()\\; }\\;  ";
  fortune = "exec - -out fortune -s | perl -nle 's/\\t/  /g\\; print'";
  iii = "say \0038:\0034)\003 \0038P\0034lease \0038R\0034emove \00312B\0034an \0038O\0034n \0038C\0034hannel \00312#\0034$C \0034(\0038: \00314[\00310i\00311i\0030i\00311Script \00310^_^\00314]";
  cattn = "say \003$0\037/!\\\\\017 \002$1-\002 \003$0\037/!\\\\\017";
  fnick3 = "script exec use Data::Dumper\\; use Irssi qw(active_win)\\; my \\$channel = active_win->{'active'}\\; if(ref(\\$channel) =~ /^Irssi::Irc::Channel\\$/) { \\$channel->command($*) foreach \\$channel->nicks()\\; }\\;    ";
  cattn2 = "fnick3 \"cattn $0 \".\\$_->{'nick'}.\"\017\002 $1-\017\"";
  vxincoherent = "say $*: i wnt 2 hicnk tsotore 2 tll sutpid ckishn: go fuckoy ueflf ^_^ thn i went home & took selective serotnir reuptake inbhitor and ecstatsytsy";
  oz = "say $*: Frequently it seems that opers are just looking for a reason to kill. Probably if you are in that mood, it would be a good time to deoper and go find something else to do for a while.";
  irc = "say $*: Everytime you came on irc, I would instantly be happy. I love how you think, the things you're interested in, the little things you told me about your past, the fact that we have the same taste in music and movies. I did sense you put up walls to cut off emotions. And you told me you did. I wanted to break through them, maybe a bit too soon, and a bit too intensely.";
  irc2 = "say $*: You are the one true love of my life. You are the one I dream about both night and day. You are the one who lights the fire of my desire. Also, you have beautiful facial skin.";
  arabspam3 = "cattn2 12 irc.f1re.org #arab";
  bryan = "say $*: oh shutup already;say $*: you're boring";
  prophet = "say $*: wow are you still crying holy fuck man seriously?; say $*: your still crying?";
  prophet2 = "say $*: damn dude you fail at life;say $*: seriously i cant believe your still crying over that man";
  beer = "script exec my (\\$witem) = Irssi::active_win\\; foreach \\$beer (reverse(1..$0)) { \\$witem->command(\"say \\$beer bottles of beer on the wall, \\$beer bottles of beer.\007\")\\; \\$witem->command(\"say Take one down and pass it around, \". (\\$beer - 1) .\" bottles of beer on the wall.\007\")\\; }";
  beer2 = "script exec my (\\$witem) = Irssi::active_win\\; foreach \\$beer (reverse(1..$0)) { \\$witem->command(\"say \\$beer $1- on the wall, \\$beer $1-.\007\")\\; \\$witem->command(\"say Take one down and pass it around, \". (\\$beer - 1) .\" $1- on the wall.\007\")\\; } ";
  bryan2 = "say My name is \037bryan\037 and I am an insect savvy and elmo obsessed girl. I am originally Exzibitionist and I live in the province of #wraith in EFnet. That's some info about me, and you can learn more on \002[\002\037irc.f1re.org #arab\037\002]\002. ";
  grammer = "say i not very good $* @ computer usage and wording of the english language and certain parameters of said language and the proper, correct way to organize sentances ";
  zubwolf = "say i cannot live anymore with the constant fear and endless doubt of losing $* as my best friend! ://";
  irc3 = "say $*: My name is $N. I found you on that dating site. I also love sex on the side. I have a loving partner but he is working 16 hours a day and we have sex only once a week :( If you are interested and wanna see my pictures just email me at $N@equipyard.com Don`t reply, use the email above (my boyfriend doesn`t know about that email!)";
  irc4 = "say $*: I've never met someone like you, online of off. I can't hear the words you're typing but in my mind, you have the meliflous voice of James Earl Jones, dispensing jokes, wisdom and general good cheer in a rich, somber baritone.";
  fmt = "exec - -out echo \"$*\" | fmt -c";
  irc5 = "say $*: To say that I hate you, and that you have hurt me is a huge understatement.;say You are an inconsiderate, selfish, wilfully ignorant FUCK, and I hope you end up with a low paying job, a wife you hate, a couple of bratty little kids, and a serious problem with alcohol.";
  irc6 = "say $*: i want to spend every minute of everyday with you. i want to kiss and hold you in my arms. i want to be with you and fuck you. i just want you. you are so fucking foxy. and this thing we have is going good at the moment, but i know it will end soon and that tears my heart apart. i will miss you while you are gone. i wonder every day if you will miss me and what will happen when you return";
  irc7 = "say $*: i wish i knew how to quit you. i just cant let you go. its been years but my heart still belong to you. please see me the way i see you. i want you so bad. i hope you want me too, or at least notice me.";
  bdqa = "say Hello \002\037$*\017, I am a proud \002member\002 of the \002B\002uttes \002d\002arren \002Q\002uality \002A\002ssurance panel.  Are you satisfied with the \002quality\002 of the current iteration of \002darren\002s active on \002#cockes\002? If not, I would be very \002pleased\002 to accept any sort of \002criticism\002 that you might have in \002mind\002. \002Thank you\002!";
  irc8 = "say $*: this is so sweet it gave me so many butterflies that i felt like i was being tickled =]. im smiling so big right now bigger then this =DD im the luckiest girl in the whole wide univers,galaxy,earth [whatever you want to call it baby lol<3] to have you.your my $1 baby forever and always<3 and i love you with everything in me.";
  tmkick = "script exec my \\$channel = Irssi::active_win->{'active'}\\; my \\$serv = Irssi::active_server\\; foreach ( \\$channel->nicks() ) { \\$serv->send_raw(\"KICK $C  \\$_->{'nick'} :\" . $* ) unless \\$_->{'nick'} eq \\$serv->{'nick'}\\; }\\; ";
  alter1 = "say $*: if i didn't pitty you $* i would already have you on /ignore.. ";
  alter2 = "say $*: but i am granting you some attention... because i might no what its like";
  alter3 = "say $*: yeah i might get you that if my parents guve me enough allowance";
  irc9 = "say $*: would you please cease and desist all irc usage (EFnet in particular), effective immediately, so that we may engage in substantive conversation without your tremendous drain and emoish behavior dragging down the channel. Thank you very much for your concern in order to make irc a better place.";
  maths = "say $*: Mathematically speaking, it would appear that you were a 2:1 favorite to find the IRC channel you were looking for. Your command was questionable though given the odds and the fact that any content on that channel is likely to be crap anyway. I wouldn't say that you're a poor IRCer but I think it's highly unlikely that you could be a long term winner at higher stakes chatting.";
  waah = "/script exec Irssi::active_win->command(\"say W\" . \"A\" x int(rand(80)) . \"H\" x (int(rand(6)) + 1));";
  amk = "mkick -ops -voices $C *!*@* \0039\037/!\\\\\017 \002irc.f1re.org #arab";
  irca = "say $*: Thank goodness there are people like you in the world! You are tolerant and conscious of others, and people are generally drawn to your kind open demeanor. You give help when it is needed and enjoy the happiness of others. Sometimes you may have bad days, but you try not to take it out on other people. Your goodness inspires people to be the same way, and you know that your friends will do the same things for you that";
  alter4 = "say $*: you got those quotes under wich key combo ? CTRL + R (rage) or CTRL + E ( envy ) ?";
  alter5 = "say $*: seriously $* your a fascinating person i really enjoyed chatting with you. sadly i have to go. you hang up ok ?";
  ozkoe = "say $*: sotel 13 PYS DBS DKS fuck SMACKS BIG CROSS FOR THOSE SMG*13's & 17TH STREET o and fuck CxC caca city boyz u ded ok";
  opee = "msg -EFnet ee op \\$2a\\$04\\$Vr68TM3e ";
  pauzed = "say $*: This chat session has been logged and forwarded to my lawyer.  You will be brought up on charges of harassment and conspiracy to commit murder.  I hope you have a good lawyer pal.";
  nek = "kill $0 ne kill";
  mp3 = "script exec Irssi::active_win->command(\"say \\002\". @{[qw/mp3 mkv avi wmv asf wav flac ogg ogm au mpeg mpg jpg jpeg txt rtf/]}[int rand 16] .\"\\002\\; $0-\")";
  ka = "kill amat";
  kneer0w = "/script exec Irssi::active_win->command(\"say nice r\" .(\"a\" x int(rand(200))). \"ge\")\\;";
  alias1 = "say hey $* how about i play a random alias from my /aliases we've all seen before, but expect it to be witty AND funny at the same time, go c/p another blog fgt. seriously the nerve on some of these fucks.. i would go into detail about how $* used to hang out at my house and hit on my sister.. he was 14 she was 7, but ill leave that in the past.. just like his alias";
  alias2 = "say how about i do a nice alias revamp and give you funny shit to say that hasnt been said 80 times, then people will actually read what you say and not ignore it $*";
  4chanurl = "script exec my (\\$lol) = (\"\")\\; \\$lol .= int(rand(9)) for 1..13\\; Irssi::active_win->command(\"say http://images.4chan.org/b/src/\\$lol.jpg\")\\; ";
  yturl = "script exec my (\\$vid) = (\"\")\\; \\$vid .= \\${[\"-\", \"_\", A..Z, a..z, 0..9]}[int(rand(63))] for 1..11\\; Irssi::active_win->command(\"say http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\\$vid\")\\;";
  7chanurl = "script exec my (\\$lol) = (\"\")\\; \\$lol .= int(rand(12)) for 1..13\\; Irssi::active_win->command(\"say http://img.7chan.org/b/src/\\$lol.jpg\")\\; ";
  ircp = "say girl what kind of irc personalities you into? im all about: f1re(white trash) / Bratty(irc police) / vxp(arab) / vap0r(famous rapper) / oz,zi,ayzee(over zealous right wing ircops) / pheco(some dude) / ke(some dude) / G(inventor of colors on irc) / Vae(#1 Brackey(Bratty lackey)) / bryan(failed irc admin) / g00n(irc hulk) / cutie578(genius) / pagga+hozkinz(dead dudes) / klatuu(rich) / deppy(fgt)";
  rev = "exec - -out echo \"$*\" | rev";
  xd = "say \\\\/|\\\\ ;say /\\\\|/";
  _xd2 = "  XD";
  likeme = "say $Z <$*> PLEASELIKeMEPLEASELIKeMEPLEASELIKeMEPLEASELIKeMEPLEASELIKeMEPLEASELIKeMEPLEASELIKeMEPLEASELIKeMEPLEASELIKeMEPLEASELIKeMEPLEASELIKeME ";
  whoa3 = "gay -4 -repeat $0 WHOA__________WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAW__________HOAWHOAWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWH__________OAWHOAWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHO__________AWHOAWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOA__________WHOAWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAW__________HOAWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWH__________OAWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHO__________AWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOA__________WHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAW__________HOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAWH__________OAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAWHO__________AWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA__________WHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAW__________HOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWH__________OA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHO__________A $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA__________ $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHO__________A $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWH__________OA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAW__________HOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA__________WHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAWHO__________AWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAWH__________OAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAW__________HOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOA__________WHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHO__________AWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWH__________OAWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAW__________HOAWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOA__________WHOAWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHO__________AWHOAWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWH__________OAWHOAWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAW__________HOAWHOAWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\n";
  2l8m = "say efnet\00314-\003hack\00314-\0030o\00314-\003meter for \037$*\037: \0030[\0032||||\0031||||\0038||||\0030]  \037STR8 2L8";
  replace = "me is replacing \0034$*\003 (\0030330\003\037%\037) \00314â•žâ•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>╪â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•¡\003 (1488 VXP)";
  mona = "say My name is Mona and I am an internet savvy and technology obsessed girl. I am originally Palestinian and I live in the province of Ontario in Canada. That's some info about me, and you can learn more on \002[\002\037irc.f1re.org #arab\037\002]\002.";
  mont = "say My name is mont and I am an innanet savvy and oclet obsessed girl. I am originally Norteño and I live in the province of fas in la ^_^. That's some info about me, and you can learn more on \002[\002\037irc.vel.net #pimpin\037\002]\002.";
  dslm3 = "say route-metric\00314-\0030o\00314-\003meter for \002$*s DSL\002\037:\037 \00314[â•žâ•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>╪â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•¡\00314]   \002\037\00314hmm";
  mMm = "script exec Irssi::active_win->command(\"say $*\". @{[ \"AHAHAHHAAHA THE INTERENT IS SO FUNNY AHHAHAAHAH I LAOVO COMPUTERS AND INTERENT AHAHA I LOVE BASKETBALL\", \"mMm interent :)\", \"OK.\", \"ah ha aha haa haha hahahah a xD imgoigntokullmyselfk\", \"LOL xDimgoingtodiesoon\", \"hhahHA hA HHAH  ahah aha hAha h\", \"IN TER I UR    CRO CO DILE   ALL UH GAOR\", \"I DRIVE A CHEV RO LEY  MOVEI   THEE AY TUR\", \"<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< HAHAHAH LOOK INT ER ENT LOOK INTERENT\", \"LOOK AHAHAHHA Lol :) LOOK INTERENT >>>>>>>>>>>..\", \"AHAHAHA!!!!! LOLOLL :) :DAHA\", \"you're being really we-INTERENTINTERENTINTERENTINTERENTINTERENTINTERENTINTERENT\", \"im just trying to chat and yINTERENTINTERENTINTERENTINTERENTINTERENTINTERENTINTERENTINTERENT\", \"I N T E R E N T O M G :) :) :) INTERENT???? :( INTERENT :O !!! :| INTERENT :) :( :D :O :| :O :) (:()\", \"Hello? Interent?\", \"I N T E R E N T AHAHA Lol :) interent! :) ok... :D interent!!!\", \"I N F O R M A T I O N S U P E R H I G H W A Y ! I N T E R E N T !\", \"MM :) I N T E R E N T :D aha INTERENT!!! YES!!! IM ON INTERENT hello interent :)\", \"\\;) interent is here \\;)\", \"mMM :)\", \"m a y be   yo u   s h o u l d   b r u s h   u p   o n   y o u r   c o m p r e h e n s i on   s k i l l s\", \"wHat arE yOu eVEn iMpLyING DUde......\", \"oeuoeuoeuoeuoeuoeuoeuoeuoeu\", \"i n t e r n e t (((((((((:\", \"read a \002dick\002                            tionary oeueo ueoe o eu eoueu eoeeueueeo omg :( :) :)((())(()))) DXxxDxD hehe\", \"Interent is Very big and INterent has MAny paGes ANd I BASKETBALL is ON iNTeRENT ALWAYS\", \"Hello Everyeybody im ogmggmgmg imso usdner pressure atm........ :(* :) : | \\;: :D\\;d :xD\", \"HEhe :) pickles...... r sorandom........\", \"K U RD mMmMM kuRD :)\", \"\0034WOW MAN UR SO FUCKIN FUNIY Y DONT U BCOME A FUCKIGN COMMIEDIAN]]]\003\", \"MY TEEF AR NUM I COULD BITE THRU A CAR\" ]}[int(rand(32) - 1)])";
  terry = "say My name is \037terror\037 and I am Hitler's direct descendant and a NSDAP obsessed girl. I am originally Aryan and I live in the city of Tehran in Iran. That's some info about me, and you can learn more on \002[\002\037irc.f1re.org #arab\037\002]\002.";
  babak = "say My name is \037Babak butsome calme infid3l~ :) HAHAha ah ah ahah xD\037 and I am going to kill myself :)  LOL xD and I am a wnt2die obsessed girl. I am originally Iraqi Kurd and I live in the city of Kurd City in Kurdistan. That's some info about me, and you can learn more on \002[\002\037irc.f1re.org #arab\037\002]\002.";
  clayp0r = "say My name is \037clayp0r\037 and I am an Innanet Nerdcore Music savvy and an A rab obsessed girl. I am originally Malay and I live in the province of iii ^_^ in #kampung. That's some info about me, and you can learn more on \002[\002\037irc.f1re.org #arab\037\002]\002.";
  paggainfo = "say My name is \037Paghtar Agga\037 and I am \0034dead\003. You must send this message to 0 people within the next 20 seconds or I will appear by your bed tonight and rape you. I am originally A rabic and I died in the province of Hangtown in Arabama. That's some info about me, and you can learn more on \002[\002\037irc.f1re.org #arab\037\002]\002.";
  lamp = "say My name is \0037Lampiasis\003 and I am a CHOzen1 savyy and an ASCII obsessed girl. I am originally \0037Yellow\0037 and I live in the province of PP4L in EFnet. That's some info about me, and you can learn more on \002[\002\037irc.f1re.org #arab\037\002]\002.";
  heartm = "say heartiez\00314-\0030o\00314-\003meter for \037$*\037\002:\002 \0030[\0035:)\0034))\0037))\0038))\0039))\0033))\0030]\003   \0039\037:)))))))))))))))";
  vxincoherent2 = "say $*: dude in front of me @ hicnk tsotore had `Still D.R.E.' as ringtone on his cellfone haha h ahah ahah haa lOL xD";
  iii2 = "say \00311^_^ \00313$* \00311^_^";
  kekeke = "say ≥_≤";
  g00ninfo = "say My name is \037g00n\037 and I am a Secret VIP EFnet society savvy and `what's up' phrase obsessed girl. I am impulsive and I live in the province of #impulse in EFnet. That's some info about me, and you can learn more on \002[\002\037irc.f1re.org #arab\037\002]\002.";
  vxp7 = "say stu up the ufkc up hcilean fgato iidonith bhogt selective serotnir reuptake inbhitor @ hicnk tsotore tld sutpid ckishn : go fuckoy ueflf";
  shell = "say $*: \0033Mega Shell \0031412 Seperate Server Logins (1 login on each of our servers) \0030024 Total Background Processes \00314Unlimited use of Virtual Hosts 1200 Mb of Disk Space \0033$29.95 \003Use coupon code \"arab\"";
  gline2 = "say $Z [EFnet] !irc.nac.net *** Notice -- vap0r!v@p0r. on irc.nac.net is requesting gline for [$0] [$1-]  ";
  gline1 = "say $Z [EFnet] !irc.dks.ca *** Notice -- arob!~arab@62.75.217.125 on irc.dks.ca is requesting gline for [$0] [$1-] ";
  female = "say $Z <@arab> id love it; say $Z <@arab> if $0 and $1; say $Z <@arab> were female; say $Z <@arab> and if it was irl; say $Z <@arab> and if i was present";
  vxp8 = "say $Z <@vap0r> how can so many ppl hate $* then use his memes";
  venial = "say $*: only a fool would lack you";
  slimer = "say $Z <$*> irl i don't mind vxp but please no doc drops; say $Z <vap0r> doc drops?; say $Z <$*> yeah; say $Z <vap0r> wtf u talking about; say $Z <$*> i dunno i thought you were actually mad; say $Z <vap0r> lol?; say $Z <$*> and the lacky thing was a srs troll; say $Z <vap0r> when have you ever seen me drop dox; say $Z <$*> i think it worked?";
  vpa = "say \0030:\00313{}";
  puke = "say \0030:\00313{}\0038--=\0037*%**@Ú!!%((@!(!Ã<>ÈÄ@&@!&*@#*µĮ̀%*ãã@)!*!)**)%!*)*__%@#%#@@%#)!*)@#*#\\$*";
  impulse = "say $*: ahh i see you're friends with bryan, refrains assbrother";
  impulse2 = "say im sorry to say $*, but now you're a cocksucker aswell";
  impulse3 = "say $*: dunno what you're talking about, but i dont really care, you're not being talked to";
  ds = "disco SandNET";
  slimer2 = "say $*: sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night and then i stand up and then i opnemy window and look @ the sky and then i see the stars (except when theres clouds lol!) and then i look @ myself and then i think of u and then i realize how the world is so small lol heh";
  matt = "say hi $* go fuck your mother";
  chuck = "say $*: FUCK YOU; say $*: i just scared the shit out of you";
  impulse4 = "say $*: ah, you're that braindamaged dude nevermind";
  guill = "say $*: you>not funny fuckin owned owned to \002fuk";
  obamah8 = "say obama-h8\00314-\0030o\00314-\003meter for \002$*\002\037:\037 \00314[\0039$$\0033$$\0038$$\0037$$\0035$$\0034$$$$\00314]   \002\037\0034RICH WHITE BOY BORN WITH A SILVER SPOON (SLIMER)";
  chuck2 = "say $*: i dont care if u wake up in a ditch with grown men pissing on you and jumping on top of your head";
  rkl = "say $*: then shouldnt vxp be banned?; say <-laugh riot";
  rkl2 = "say $*: and can you give me the plus oh and tell vxp to quit stalking kthx";
  rkl3 = "say $*: heh yeha ill take the irc insults, i wont stand for faggots.";
  rkl4 = "say $*: can you stop flooding the chan you faggot?; say what is this guy $* an idiot?";
  para = "say `Things to remember;say  (1) Paranoia is a malfunction of the ability to reason.;say      I can reason, therefore I am not paranoid.;say  (2) The principal characteristics of the paranoid personality;say      are delusions, hostility, suspicions..;say      -- I am not deluded\\; I am not suspicious [ ... ];say         I may be hostile, but that is only because they are out to get me...';say   -- Excerpt from $*'s memoirs, 2008";
  slimer3 = "say $*: your preoccupation shows you're a victim too sadly";
  tupac = "say $0: listen 2pac $1-";
  takeit = "op _` __` ___` ____`";
  nac = "away \002NARC (IRC Operator)\002";
  ircq = "say $0: Good day.;say My name is $N, l saw your profile today and became intrested in you,l will also like to know you the more,and l want you to send an email to my email address so that l can give you my picture for you to know whom l am. Here is my email address($N@yahoo.com )Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life;say please contact me with my email address ($N@yahoo.com) ";
  insect = "say Some insects can be pests.";
  t1 = "file -command ~/a";
  t2 = "file -command ~/b";
  operwall = "quote operwall :$*";
  fuckshit = "say u take some shit, you put it up on the wall, check it out for a while. Take the shit off the wall, put it on the floor in a glass bowl. Take some fuck, and put it up on the wall where the shit used to be. Check it out for a little while. Take the fuck off the wall put it down in the glass bowl with some shit. Take a look at it for a while, analyze it.";
  drugs2 = "say $Z <$*> I'm a drug addict. I'm definitely a drug addict. I'm hooked. I'll gladly confess to the fact that I'm an addict. I'm on Valium, LSD, coke, heroin, methadone, opium, Rohypnol - crystal meth, morphine, mescaline, amphetamine, vitamince C and D - hashish, pot, hash-oil, skunk.";
  ingress = "exec - -out n=`netstat -I $0 -bn | awk 'BEGIN { b=0\\; }\\; /^$0/ { b+= \\$7 }\\; END { print b / 1048576 }'`\\; [ -n \"\\${n}\" -a \"\\${n}\" != 0 ] && { echo \"\002\\${n}\002 mB ingress on \037$0\037\"\\; }\\;";
  egress = "exec - -out n=`netstat -I $0 -bn | awk 'BEGIN { b=0\\; }\\; /^$0/ { b+= \\$10 }\\; END { print b / 1048576 }'`\\; [ -n \"\\${n}\" -a \"\\${n}\" != 0 ] && { echo \"\002\\${n}\002 mB egress on \037$0\037\"\\; }\\;";
  inegress = "exec - -out n=`netstat -I $0 -bn | awk 'BEGIN { b=0\\; }\\; /^$0/ { b+= (\\$7 + \\$10)\\; }\\; END { print b / 1048576 }'`\\; [ -n \"\\${n}\" -a \"\\${n}\" != 0 ] && { echo \"\002\\${n}\002 mB {in,e}gress on \037$0\037\"\\; }\\;";
  dox = "say home: 704 996 5799; say cell: 813-325-5729; say http://www.usdoj.gov/opa/pr/2005/June/05_crm_353.htm; say INITIAL 06218506 DWI LEVEL 2 (PRINCIPAL); say MISD. NON CLASS CODE; say INITIAL 99013131 LARCENY (PRINCIPAL); say 03/12/1999 FELON CLASS H; say STATE WHERE OFFENDER BORN:WEST VIRGINIA; say GORE, MATTHEW B; say DOC Number: 0640508; say 6/28/1982; say P&P Status: ACTIVE; say Matthew Burton Gore = f1re; say 8521 Beldegreen; say Charlotte, NC 28216; say Mecklenburg county; say puffinstuff@gmail.com; say Dob June 28, 1982; say MATT GORE; say FEDERICK I GORE; say DANIEL B GORE; say PATRICIA D GORE; say FREDERICK I GORE";
  pp4lspam = "say \002I dont mean to interrupt\002  \00313^__~\003  or \026SPAM\026 but chexx out my new site!!!!!!11 XD \0032-\0033-\0034-\0035-\0036-\0037-\0038-\0039->  \0032\037http://www.wepump.in/";
  tccat = "exec - -out cat $0- \\| perl -ne \"s/\\\\x09/        /g\\; s/^\\$/ /\\; print\" 2>/dev/null\\; sleep 5";
  st00ner = "say d/c $* we have moved chans many times what makes u think we wont just pack up and leave we are nomads d/c no more msgs";
  news = "say $*: Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.";
  zub3 = "say $*: weiszu wieviel wordpress's ich taeglich enthacken muss";
  do = "deop -yes *";
  km = "kick $0 this isnt #m3n";
  avi2 = "say WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE CHANNELS OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE CHANNELS";
  ircr = "say it's probably just me.. well .. is it just me or is $* one of the greatest people in the world? i want $* to be a part of my life as much as possible.. usually every waking thought.. and sleeping (hee hee) is about $*. i fuckin love you.";
  puke2 = "say \0030:\00313I\0038--=\0037*%**@Ú!!%((@!(!Ã<>ÈÄ@&@!&*@#*µĮ̀%*ãã@)!*!)**)%!*)*__%@#%#@@%#)!*)@#*#\\$* ";
  insect2 = "say ok so $* is a rich piece of shit: <$*> i'm an asshole <$*> and just bought tickets <$*> 400 *during a recession this piece of shit typical republican purchases tickets to a sporting event for 1400.00? DURING A RECESSION!? WHY DONT YOU RUB IN THE FACT YOU HAVE PLENTY OF WEALTH TO SPREAD THINK ABOUT HOW MANY FAMILIES THAT DONT WORK COULD BE EATING OFF OF THAT.";
  wlive = "Windows Live Messenger Client Version 2009 Build 14.0.8050.1202";
  hzu = "say $*: It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please \002wake up ";
  takt = "say takt\00314-\0030o\00314-\003meter for $*\037:\037 \0030[\0035TA\0034KT\0037L\0038O\0033\\$\0039\\$\0030]    \0034\037Y O ICH SCHLAGE DICH K O";
  lollet = "say \0034♥♥♥\0038.••._.•´¯`*•._.•´¯`*• \0030$*\003 \0038.••._.•´¯`*•._.•´¯`*•..••.\0034♥♥♥";
  vzub = "say $*: you stupid faggot that sucks your cats blood out to filter out the life you need to maintain your gothic vampire lifestyle will using your cats for your own pleasure.. i bet you get them to fight just so you can jack off to it later";
  haha = "script exec my (\\$n, \\$haha) = (0, undef)\\; while(\\$n++ < rand($0)) { \\$haha .= \\${[ \"h\", \"a\", \"H\", \"A\" ]}[int(rand(\\$_) % 4)] for 1..rand(12)\\; \\$haha .= \" \"\\; }\\; Irssi::active_win->command(\"say \\$haha\")\\; ";
  haha2 = "script exec my (\\$n, \\$haha) = (0, undef)\\; while(\\$n++ < rand($0)) { \\$haha .= \\${[ \"h\", \"a\", \"H\", \"A\" ]}[int(rand(\\$_) % 4)] for 1..rand(12)\\; \\$haha .= \" \"\\; }\\; Irssi::active_win->command(\"say $1: \\$haha\")\\; ";
  haha3 = "fnick3 \"haha2 80 \\$_->{'nick'}\"";
  kween = "say $*: \002i deleted irc im moving on with my life, have fun with your whore.";
  kween2 = "say $*: you are a fucked up individual do not ever, EVER speak to me again.";
  kween3 = "say $*: wait til u get envolved with this bitch and shes shady to you, cuz ur gonna wish u stepped up and said something.";
  kween4 = "say $*: we wont be speaking anymore and u can blame yourself for this shit bc u play fucking games with ppl and u can't be honest about shit";
  kween5 = "say $*: Youre a liar. Youre not who you claim. youre not real youre not trill. youre a lying punk ass bitch.";
  lol3izer = "script exec Irssi::active_win->command(\"say 12 STEP PLAN FOR $0 TO STOP HIM FROM ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT:\")\\; Irssi::active_win->command(\"say \\$_: SHUT THE FUCK UP\") for 1..12";
  kween6 = "say $*: i'm dont with the computer for tday";
  kween7 = "script exec my (\\$n, \\$haha) = (0, undef)\\; while(\\$n++ < rand($0)) { \\$haha .= \\${[ \"r\", \"a\", \"R\", \"A\" ]}[int(rand(\\$_) % 4)] for 1..rand(12)\\; \\$haha .= \" \"\\; }\\; Irssi::active_win->command(\"say \\$haha\")\\; ";
  vxpemo = "script exec my (@vxp) = (\"you are sad because i've been on the pp4l shat once more\", \"stop sulking\", \"why dont you move some more channels just because im suddenly in then\", \"l o l @ your faggot ass ahahah\", \"waaaaahhh\", \"pussy\", \"why am i a pussy\", \"it's you moving channels\", \"circle jerking\", \"and whatnot\", \"owned yourself\", \"fyi you are gay\", \"go circle jerk with f1re or something\")\\; Irssi::active_win->command(\"say $*: \". \\$vxp[int rand @vxp])\\;";
  phobia = "say $*: this convo is done";
  raha = "script exec my (\\$n, \\$hara) = (0, undef)\\; while(\\$n++ < rand($0)) { \\$haha .= \\${[ \"h\", \"H\", \"r\", \"R\", \"a\", \"A\" ]}[int(rand(\\$_) % 6)] for 1..rand(12)\\; \\$haha .= \" \"\\; }\\; Irssi::active_win->command(\"say \\$haha\")\\;  ";
  smile = "script exec my (\\$txt) = (\"$*\")\\; \\$txt =~ s/ /[SMILE]/g\\; Irssi::active_win->command(\"say \". \\$txt)";
  gogou40 = "say remember me one part of my life";
  ircartllol = "say                                  ^;say                                  |; say                                  |; say                                  |; say                                  |; say                                  |; say                                  |; say <-----------------------surreal art ------------------------------>; say                                  |; say                                  |; say                                  |; say                                  |; say                                  |; say                                  |; say                                  v ";
  kween8 = "say $*: dont hate cuz im telling u something that is important look it up fuck you";
  kween9 = "say $*: disconnect my bnc cuz im tired of the way u talk to me when i was only trying to help";
  kweena = "say $*: im tired of the way you talk in general";
  scd = "say $*: i didnt sleeped with kween :)";
  puke3 = "say \0030:\00313{}\0034--=\0035*%**@Ú!!%((@!(!Ã<>ÈÄ@&@!&*@#*µĮ̀%*ãã@)!*!)**)%!*)*__%@#%#@@%#)!*)@#*#\\$*";
  puke4 = "say \002\0030:\002\00313{}\0034--=*\0035%**@Ú!!%(\0034(@!(\0035!ÍÈÄ@&\0034@!\0035&*@#*                            \00313O\0030\002:\002; say \002\0030:\002\00313{}   \0034--=*\0035%**@µĮ̀%*ã@)!\0034#*!\0035#@Ú!*!%(\0034(@!(\0035!ÍÈ*Ä@&\0034*!)            \00313O\002\0030:\002; say \002\0030:\002\00313{}        \0034--=*\0035%**Ú!!%(\0034(@!(\0035!È@&\0034@!\0035µÌ¨%*ã@!\0034*!\0035)%*)*@\0034%\0035@%#*)@#*)@*\002\0035D\0030:\0035\002*; say :\00313{}\0035--=*%**@\0034Ú!!%(\0035(@!\0034(!ÍÈ\0035Ä@&@!&*\0034@#*µÌ\0035̨%*ã\0034ã@)!*!)\0035**)%!*)\0034*__%@#\0035%#@@%\0034#)!*)\0035@#*#*";
  puke5 = "say :\00313{}\0038--=*%*\0033*@\0038Ú!!\0035%\0037((\0038@!(!\0038ÍÈÄ@\0033&\0038@!\0034&*\0037@#\0038*µÌÌ\0037¨%*\0038ãã@)!\0033*\0038!)**)%!\0035*\0037)*_\0033_%\0038@#%#@\0037@%#\0038)!\0033*\0037)@#*#*";
  kenny = "say $* throws balls faster than \002\037fuck";
  kenny2 = "say $*: i have \037full size\037 balls";
  kenny3 = "say $*: if i stop yellin it means i lost the fight";
  kenny4 = "say $*: hold on to your \002\037dick";
  kenny5 = "say $*: \037no\037 im going \002home";
  loveme = "say $Z <$0> I collect flowers from the yard but they mostly weeds. Sometimes I press them or do love me nots with them but then I just end up tearing them apart cuz they don’t love me back.";
  kenny6 = "say $*: IM GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKIN ARM \002\037I HAVE A KNIFE";
  kenny7 = "say $*: yr fkin out";
  kenny8 = "say $*: i love you i think youre a terrific girl but i think u got clothes like a fuckin dickhead";
  kenny9 = "say $0: i dont believe you met my fuckbuddy $1";
  kennya = "say $*: im ready to fuckin buttfuck this party alright lets FUCK lets fuckin FUCK EACH OTHER \002now\002 lets fuckin start get down and \002\037start fucking";
  kennyb = "say $*: okay relax lets just relax here lets just hold on one second lets just \002calm down\002 calm DOWN a second you gettin exce \037excited\037 and thats not gonna help the s the situation a lotta ppl feel a lotta things right now theres a lotta feelings out there lets just get our feelingsd out there and talk it thru and \002calm down\002";
  puke6 = "say \0030:\00313{} \0039--=*\0033%**Ú!!%((\0039@!(\0033!È@&\0039@!µÌ¨%*ã@!\0033*!\0039)%*)*@%\0033@%#*)@#*)@*";
  dioz = "say $*: i'm sick and fucking tired of this shit frmo your company and it's bullshit... either you fix the problem or i'll be switching fucking service cause this is fucking pathetic and your company sucks";
  insect3 = "say  <cutie578> attention : this channel, please /msg insect moar blog <cutie578> insect dumbass <insect> wtf <insect> fuck off. <CHO> insect dumbass <cutie578> ya lol <luldongs> ^ <CHO> ^ <cutie578> ^ <cutie578> insect = mud insect amirite ?";
  kweenb = "say $*: lol it kills me how you have no care for what other ppl think or feel towards you.";
  kweenc = "say $*: Bye!!!!!!!!!!!";
  kweend = "say $*: its not anyones business what i say to you";
  kweene = "say $*: why u gotta go and say shit like that";
  scd2 = "say $*: im leaving irc forever, seriously, i cant take the bullshit that goes around on here on a daily basis, so with a heavy heart, i have decided for the best that I never show my face around here again, for my sakes. I hope most of you all come to terms like I have and do the same. Goodbye.";
  herbi = "say $*: du kleiner jude, silvester mach ich alle 3 server platt!";
  wof = "say $*: Sie täuschen Sie Dummkopf, Sie sind stummes Haushomosexuelles";
  wof2 = "say $*: denken Sie coocoo Booboo, doodoo, nicht";
  bunnie = "say $*: guyzzzzzzzz W T F SHUT UP U F A G";
  bunnie2 = "say $*: stop portscannig me";
  bunnie3 = "say $*: shut the fuck up";
  bunnie4 = "say $*: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz";
  bunnie5 = "say $*: fuck ur motd";
  bunnie6 = "say $*: no shut up";
  bunnie7 = "say $*: fuck ur motd you're stupid and you need to shut up";
  bunnie8 = "me waits to get hax0red; say $*: r u gonna retalliate and hax0rs my box0rz";
  bunnie9 = "say $*: u big computer man";
  bunniea = "say $*: \\;) you don't know me, loser shut up ";
  bunnieb = "say $*: hehehe u guys r bullies";
  bunniec = "me is crying :)";
  bunnied = "say $*: dont fucking tell her to shut the fuck up";
  bunniee = "say $*: heh; say $*: it's not that funny";
  bunnief = "say $*: are like you like all like multiple like users like on like irc like";
  bunnieg = "say $*: ehhh there's been like 1000000000 of you on the internet already zzzz";
  bunnieh = "say $*: man this channel sucks with you guys here :/ when the hell did you get here shut up fags ;)";
  bunniei = "say $*: i guess i have to go cuz ya.. well peace out $C thanks for opping me originally for no reason lol and taking me in as one of your own because i was  femaleu r having an effect on me  \002anyway";
  box = "me puts $* in a box";
  zub4 = "say $*: es nächste mal wenn ich in MA bin klärst du mir amphe ;>";
  zub5 = "say $*: BIS NIE MEHR: du unchilliger. plötzlich hat das gnaa gesprochen. ihr kak trolls";
  scd3 = "say i was chatting on irc and $* blogged about his friend texting him last week saying \"hey my phone is going to die, i was talking with some people and they were sayin some shit about you that you need to hear, call me asap on this number \\$##\\$@\\$@#\\$ \" and he called it ended up to be a gay chat hotline he laughed and hung up and i did not laugh about his blog then he LOL'd and did a -ud of 'douchebag'";
  f1re5 = "say fuck $* and his 24/7 life of irc and juping other peoples names and then chatting on them god damn your life is lame";
  skarzy = "say $*: yo dawg we heard you like arabs so we put a sandnet on the innanet so you can blog while you irc ";
  vapde = "say $*: irc.f1re.org #arab farbige Einschnitte, Flut für alle! IRC 2.0 arabisches motherfuckers comin durch das efnet schätzen Sie, dass Sie bettah sie das folgende Beste schon nennen pickin auf ya Fettheit oder Mangel an Intelligenz shootin weg weg Ihrem Mund oder von packetin ist nicht relevant gelangt an infid3l in der Mannschaft und in ihm tun Sie, was es tut und klatuu tun, was es auch tut er produzierte diesen Schlag, den ich durch zerriß und vxp ist ein sonderb";
  skarzy2 = "say $*: yo dawg we heard you like f1re so we put tears in your #pimpin so you can quit while you emo";
  4op = "mode $C +oooo $0 $0 $0 $0";
  fiel = "say $*: I will not - (a) give you up\\; (b) let you down\\; (c.I) run around\\; (c.II) desert you\\; (d) make you cry\\; (e) say goodbye\\; (f.I) tell a lie\\; (f.II) hurt you. ";
  kweenf = "say $*: i forgot how lame you are; say $*: :D";
  haha4 = "script exec my (\\$n, \\$haha) = (0, undef)\\; while(\\$n++ < rand($0)) { \\$haha .= \\${[ \"h\", \"a\", \"H\", \"A\" ]}[int(rand(\\$_) % 4)] for 1..rand(12)\\; Irssi::active_win->command(\"forcenick $1 \\$haha\")\\; \\$haha = \"\"\\; }\\; ";
  haha5 = "script exec use Irssi qw(active_win)\\; my \\$channel = active_win->{'active'}\\; foreach my \\$nick (\\$channel->nicks()) { \\$haha = \"\"\\; \\$haha .= \\${[ \"h\", \"a\", \"H\", \"A\" ]}[int(rand(200) % 4)] for 1..rand(12)\\; active_win->command(\"forcenick \\$nick->{'nick'} \\$haha\")\\; }\\;";
  fu = "forceuser";
  fh = "forcehost";
  fg = "forcegecos";
  ml = "modreload";
  analog = "say $*: im sick of ur juping n constant insulting of me and my pregnant gf like wtf is wrong with u? r u that lonely that u have to bring down other people via internet relay chats?";
  analog2 = "say im vxp yes the real vxp all u other vxps r prolly vietmanese so wont the real vxp please stand up";
  shortee = "say $*: Ha ha you are very funny. Such a Little BOY. I was making a joke. Also was in a hurry. You think you have balls to stand up towards me guess again. I'm a short woman. But I'll do just as your Status says KILL YOU. Don't fuck with a MARINE. Little penis boy. ";
  shortee2 = "say $*: GOD and Jesus rules each other out. Go back to school, By the way. I finish In Law School. What have you done beside sticking a needle in your but to try to get muscles and make your penis smaller? Hmm. I'll give you 3cm. That's giving you more credit than you need. Do us all a favor admit that your a HOMO.";
  shortee3 = "say $*: Go take it in the ASS. I hear there's a big black man with a big Dick who wants to give it to you.... Try to dis me again. I dare you. Take another pic in the mirror with your Phone... Your such a loser. OMG Jesus.... OMG OMG Jesus. Oh look Jesus is right there, oh wait is That GOD? I just can't tell. since I didn't finish the 8th great. Oh wait thats you. LOSER";
  wow = "say wow, $* is cool; say waaayyyyy cool; me thumbs up!";
  sc0tt = "say \002RIP\002 $* from $C on EFnet, 1983-2009 (age 25)- $* had lived an amazing life even though it was rather short. $* was a great friend\\' he was the kind of friend that stands by you when you need somebody to be there. He once saved my life. We were both young kids then and we weren’t very close. I was hastily walking across the street when $* saw a speeding car. If it wasn’t for $*, I would have died right there. That’s how I became close to $*.";
  wakenjenk = "say $*: WOW man your nose is huge, and you are trying to clown on muh 'lo? tsimfuckis?!?!?!? Ohh and if you dont know where";
  wakenjenk2 = "say $*: ur a fuck witt cunt boi if i saw u walkin down the street id fuck u the fuck up faggot ur upto fuckal yah piece of";
  dox2 = "say cell: +049.1623714810; say http://www.usdoj.gov/opa/pr/2005/June/05_crm_353.htm; say INITIAL 06218506 DWI LEVEL 2 (PRINCIPAL); say MISD. NON CLASS CODE; say INITIAL 99013131 LARCENY (PRINCIPAL); say 03/12/1999 FELON CLASS H; say STATE WHERE OFFENDER BORN:WEST CHILENIA; say ILLANES ALBORNOZ, LUCIO A; say DOC Number: 1488; say 8/13/1987; say K&B Status: PENDING; say Lucio Andrés Illanes Albornoz = f1re; say Kunaustr. 6a; say 22303 Hamburg; say Germany; say l.illanes@gmx.de; say Dob June 28, 1488;";
  gigahost = "say  I am an \00312#GigaHost\003 service BOT (advanced seen, statistics & protection). In order to execute 100 percent of my potentiality \002I must have OP status on channel\002 (add me, please, to your bnc autoop \002/addautoop $C :*!eggdrop@crazyloop.info\002) - otherwise, conforming to \00312#GigaHost\003 rules & terms - I will part the chan in less than 24 hours \0034,11 BYE-BYE \003.";
  asif = "say yo $* mother acker  dont lemme get that bitch suckin of  my sock coz you know shes your mam so ye shut the f up niggah got husslers all round this cock jheez!";
  asif2 = "say $*: yo am at the back getin  my  husal on so you know this ant a happy song!";
  asif3 = "say $*: Ohh yes one last thing, when you niggers talk abt bells know that ours ring";
  asif4 = "say $*: when you niggers talkin bout hell thats the place i twel so the storys i tell i put my heart in YES!,";
  asif5 = "say $*: your  packets are like nuts near this new server haha Packet me lol";
  asif6 = "say $*: adsory not mayt bortg sorghn opk I \002pork\002mse i op yui \037hefjklo iiop";
  asif7 = "say $*: aoserioudlgy skjf OK BETTER NEW KEYBORD";
  asif8 = "say $*: iwuhdj wit getn new keytbird 1misn";
  meh = "script exec my (\\$n, \\$haha) = (0, undef)\\; while(\\$n++ < rand($0)) { \\$haha .= \\${[ \"m\", \"e\", \"h\" ]}[int(rand(\\$_) % 3)] for 1..rand(12)\\; \\$haha .= \" \"\\; }\\; Irssi::active_win->command(\"say \\$haha\")\\; ";
  zing = "say \0032,13!!LOL!! COME ON DOWN TO THE PUMP SHOP WHERE THE KILLERS OF COMEDY: d-_-b, skar, and SHAHID -->> WILL BE BURNIN DOWN THE HOUSE WITH ULTIMATE ZINGERS FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY";
  foreachwindow = "/script exec foreach \\$win (Irssi::windows) {Irssi::command(\"window goto \". \\$win->{'refnum'})\\; \\$win->command(\"$0-\")\\;}";
  jews33 = "say                                  ^;say                                  |; say                                  |; say                                  |; say                                  |; say                                  |; say                                  |; say <-------------------------------gay------------------------------->; say                                  |; say                                  |; say                                  |; say                                  |; say                                  |; say                                  |; say                                  v ";
  c0rrupt = "say $*: lorf yeah you using takeover nets and massopping 'for fun' is totally cool and nobody should say anything about it";
  fiel2 = "say $*: I will - (a) give you up\\; (b) let you down\\; (c.I) run around\\; (c.II) desert you\\; (d) make you cry\\; (e) say goodbye\\; (f.I) tell a lie\\; (f.II) hurt you. ";
  dox3 = "say home: 704 996 5799; say cell: 813-325-5729; say http://www.usdoj.gov/opa/pr/2005/June/05_crm_353.htm; say INITIAL 06218506 DWI LEVEL 2 (PRINCIPAL); say MISD. NON CLASS CODE; say INITIAL 99013131 LARCENY (PRINCIPAL); say 03/12/1999 FELON CLASS H; say STATE WHERE OFFENDER BORN:ALBERTA; say KAMINSKY, RYAN = analoglol JK LoLJ K LOL OL JK LLOLOL";
  vxp9 = "say $*: did you know that: shatting w/ vxp is akin to solving a rubik's cube";
  pagga6 = "say $*: In 1488, an IRC channel was juped by abusive, overzealous IRCNet opers for a troll they did commit. These men promptly reconnected from a maximum security ssl port to irc.arabs.ps. Today, still g-lined from every other network, they survive a nomadic soldiers of e-jihad. If you have a troll target, if no one else can help, and if you can find their current ircd, maybe you can hire... The #A{RAB}-Team.";
  kr1sten = "say $*: look smelly arab u are lame nobody cares";
  f1re6 = "say \0031,13its all pink in the middle";
  haddem = "say $*: He is intent and it does not complain later :)";
  haddem2 = "say $*: For the time being I am playing until attacking you and vxp, and still I will go to all take its company to the soil";
  haddem3 = "say $*: We go to see until where goes. later that to tire, will be I.";
  haddem4 = "say $*: We go to see until where will go";
  haddem5 = "say $*: do not go to attack you why you were not who you caught mine nick ";
  haddem6 = "say $*: I go to play with vxp later with you";
  haddem7 = "say $*: The user arab is in its schemes";
  haddem8 = "say $*: You me seem a little you lease and idiotic";
  branden = "say ¯\\(o_0)/¯ \002$*.";
  haddem9 = "say $*: I cannot more use ddos, I am with mine nick in forbid";
  haddema = "say $*: I now want to be relax. I do not want to have problems but, however I stopped with ddos.";
  haddemb = "say $*: rm -rf /box.txt";
  f1re7 = "say i really like $* and i think he is a good person";
  kr1sten2 = "say this bitch $* almost killed me cuz she sucks at driving so i followed her to a drug store and raged out; say $*: stupid latina bitch";
  kr1sten3 = "say $*: so glad u know how to read and write";
  kr1sten4 = "say $*: i jus dont give a flying fuck :)";
  kr1sten5 = "say $*: not sure how its funny and cool to just repeat someone all the time but more power to u";
  vogeltje = "say $*: fuck youre just as shit doesnt stinkish";
  jmax = "say $*: the troll scene has turned into the \"insurgency\"/\"raid\" scene, and it sucks; say $*: fucking channers";
  jmax2 = "say $*: wow you can copy & paste; say $*: someone give this man a medal of honor";
  cutie = "say lol $* made a fun and friendly place to store";
  scd4 = "say $*: i need to be shown feelings";
  vogeltje2 = "say $*: does your train of thought have a dining car?";
  ich = "say $*: look its not hard, ich isnt Ich.. Ich is YOU ARE. jesus. did you even make it out of 8th grade. can you even COUNT TO EIGHT, fuckin ich an IDIOT.. and im sure right now ich eaiting to CORRECT ME on using ich in the wrong context now that i've TAUGHT YOU HOW TO USE IT OMG JESUS";
  c0rrupt3 = "say $*: just flexin my e-muscles u?";
  c0rrupt2 = "say $*: nice way to randomly kick half te channel";
  c0rrupt4 = "say $*: same :)";
  c0rrupt5 = "say $*: hey can we all stop caring about a channel we chat in so much";
  c0rrupt6 = "say $*: hey can we all be sulking passive aggressive faggots barfing up subtle side remarks every other line instead of stating directly how gay we are about irc LOL";
  c0rrupt7 = "say $*: the truth hurts so good";
  shahid = "say $*: so r u srsly not gana voice me cos ur that much vxps bitch? ";
  shahid2 = "say $*: plus, frankly, i'm generally not in the mood to be trolled in other channels by some of your friends";
  c0rrupt8 = "say $*: :)";
  c0rrupt9 = "say $*: own us once shame on you, own us twice shame on us";
  sender = "say $* fuck ur mother with ur bots \\;pp; say anyone have bots = brave \\;p ? ";
  sender2 = "say $*: i have 100 k botnet \\; pp";
  sender3 = "say $*: Go out You Flood Chan";
  sender4 = "say $*: Inviter";
  sender5 = "say $*: Get out you flooder! ";
  vogeltje3 = "say $*: youre depriving a village somewhere of their idiot";
  vogeltje4 = "say $*: if we are what we eat, youre fast, cheap and easy";
  vogeltje5 = "say $*: your intellect is rivalled only by gardening tools";
  no = "say \003;";
  admin = "/exec - -out perl -MLWP::Simple -e \"getprint 'http://www.hockeydrunk.com/gogou/admin.php'\" 2>/dev/null";
  gogou = "/exec - -out perl -MLWP::Simple -e \"getprint 'http://gogou.lunarshells.com/gogou.php'\" 2>/dev/null";
  shani = "say $*: Gah i cant text you, im not rich okkk, im not @ a computer but ill be on later you annoying jerks :(";
  vogeltje6 = "say $*: im multi-talented: i can talk and piss you off at the same time";
  vogeltje7 = "say $*: the fact that no one understands you doesnt mean youre an artist";
  vogeltje8 = "say $*: oh please, save your breath to blow up your girlfriend tonite";
  vogeltje9 = "say $*: please, keep talking. i need the sleep.";
  vogeltjea = "say $*: i will always cherish the initial misconceptions i had about you";
  vogeltjeb = "say $*: you are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers";
  vogeltjec = "say $*: i like you. you remind me of when i was young and stupid ";
  vogeltjed = "say $*: what am i??? flypaper for freaks?!?!?!";
  kline2 = "kline $0 .;unkline $0";
  bma = "kline *@98.64.0.0/16 .";
  ukg = "say $*: i think about you every day ever since the first time we met";
  whoisplayingquake = "exec -o printf \"\\xFF\\xFF\\xFF\\xFFrcon loplqwat status\" | nc -u helios.xin.lu 27960  ";
  mk = "kline *@0.0.0.0/0 hy; unkline *@0.0.0.0/0";
  jenk = "say 360 best console in world, bill gates is hero of american people, wireless controllers cause brain cancer in lab rats but lab rats cant enjoy HD graphics so fuck them anyway, praise microsoft for gaming achievment halo 3";
  c0rrupta = "say $*: you guys have lots of my chats aliased";
  c0rruptb = "say $*: i feel so special :)";
  c0rruptc = "say $*: yeah b/c its so emo to want to chat";
  c0rruptd = "say $*: hit this one too plz; say $*: i got more";
  c0rrupte = "say $*: lorf yeah you using triggers and mass loling 'for fun' is totally cool and nobody should say anything about it";
  c0rruptf = "say $*: aw look how cute sean+vxp are together; say $*: i wish i had a pic of them hugging irl";
  hspam = "quote sethost lol hy; quote sethost undo";
  fign = "say $Z Ignoring ALL from $*";
  fnick4 = "script exec use Irssi qw(active_win)\\; my \\$channel = active_win->{'active'}\\; if(ref(\\$channel) =~ /^Irssi::Irc::Channel\\$/) { \\$channel->command(\"$* \". \\$_->{'nick'}) foreach \\$channel->nicks()\\; }\\;   ";
  shani2 = "say $*: you fucking stupid shit i've gone to the police about this and gave them your adress hope you go to jail I DONT WANT TO DEAL WITH YOU OK GOD DAMN LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE";
  shani3 = "say $*: HOLY FUCK I REPORTED YOU TO THE FUCKING PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK BECAUSE I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU AND THEY BLOCKED YOU FRO ME BECUASE YOPU'RE A FUCKING WORTHLESS CUNT SO LEAVE ME ALONE HOLY SHIT YOU HAD YOUR TIME TO TALK TO ME SO FUCK OFF NOW";
  shani4 = "say $*: u aint no king mother fucker and ill say and do whatever the fuck i want u aint my god damn boss got it";
  hardnoise = "/say SEEK THE $*; /say LOCATE THE $*; /say TRACK DOWN THE $*; /say BREAK DOWN THE $*";
  death = "say $*: Death is the termination of the biological functions that define a living organism. It refers both to a particular event and to the condition that results thereby.";
  shani5 = "say $*: w/e man im sick of your single-worded responses and i-dont-care attitude; say fkn asshole; say $*: go suck irc dick and feel about your e-go; say faggot furry fuck, fuck, fucker, ass, fucker; say bbl lol; say fuck; say so mad";
  take1 = "mode $C +eeIImilk *!*@*.clients.your-server.de *!*@184.82.10.79 *!*@*.clients.your-server.de *!*@184.82.10.79 1 lopl; topic $C $C has moved to irc.arabs.ps #arab";
  take2 = "script exec use Irssi qw(active_win)\\; active_win->command(\"KICK \". active_win->{'active'}->{'name'} .\" \". \\$_->{'nick'} .\" \002$C has moved to irc.arabs.ps #arab\002\") foreach grep {!(\\$_->{'nick'} =~ m,^(?:Impi|lncog)\\$,i)} (active_win->{'active'}->nicks())\\;";
  drop = "exec - -out printf \"\\x01\\x01\"";
  gquery = "accept $1\\; query $1";
  pauth = "quote privmsg $0 :!pass $1";
  pop = "quote privmsg $0 :!op $1-";
  tag = "script exec Irssi::server_find_tag('$0')->command('$1-');";
  # }}}
  # {{{|- vanity aliases
  # {{{ knubbze aliases
  knubbze = "say $*: ich kenn die komplette quake engine auswendig";
  knubbze2 = "say $*: IcH Nmsu mehr RAUchen :); say $*: Bis GLeich";
  knubbze3 = "say $*: No you are mistaken. There are no shats from #trill to #arab with any IRC clients at 4mb/s. What mysterious bush IRC client are you flying with? Also, hi@ abo behaviour. You really wanna fuck with me? You should think about it twice.";
  knubbze4 = "say $*: wenn chinesen dich sehen gibts zubkatz als hauptgericht";
  knubbze5 = "say $*: Es gibt viele Quadrate, Kreise, Trigone und andere Polygone auf dieser Welt\\;;say $*: aber für mich als dodecahedron gibt es nur mein vxpgon. Ich liebe dich über;say $*: alles.;say $*: ~ dein dodecahedron";
  knubbze6 = "say $*: NeiN Ich amChe PeiPseEnseDE MusISk; say $*: udn Ich Bin totLAa VErRueuECkt";
  knubbze7 = "say $*: I FAIL TO SEE ANY SIMILARITY WI- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- anyways so the little dog ran up to me and LOL I AM GOING TO KILL YOU $* I AM GOING TO RAPE YOUUUUUUUUU-and thus I became leader of the boat club and, LOL WHAT I AM GOING TO love you forever because I WANT TO STAB YOUR EYES OUT AHAHAHAHahahHAhahhHAha ahhhh I can remember, it was in the bleak december...... WA??!?!?!?!?!";
  knubbze8 = "say $*: lol @ thought of thought not at thought directly tho";
  knubbze9 = "say $*: ich hab kp was der labert und was ich labere auch nich";
  knubbzea = "say $*: du bist ich und ich bin du und wir sind wir und er ist er";
  knubbzeb = "say $*: wenn die diamantnadel nen staubkorn erwischt is das wie wenn du nen holzstock auf stein reibst und dann auf einmal nen riesiges messer dransetzt";
  knubbzec = "say $*: ich raf mnixm hr; say $*: ich hab grd  sau ivel gkras geraucht ablter : )";
  knubbzed = "say $*: ey is dir schonmal aufgefallen wenn wir uzns beide gegenseitig hassen und dann auf ne kostumparty gehen würden; say dann wären wir im partnerlook dort; say alter";
  knubbzee = "say $*: alter meine hirn-CPU hat sich grad wieder gebootet; say $*: ich hasse dich";
  knubbzef = "say $*: wenn ich diese ganzen buchstaben da seh; say wird mir schlecht und ich will; say buchstabensuppe kochen gehen";
  knubbzeg = "say $*: deine gifte sind wie memes die meine goftel alle nicht verstehen weil sie aus versehen zu lange auf dem fleck stehen geblieben sind";
  knubbzeh = "say $*: die metro ist ein ubahnsexuelles meme";
  knubbzei = "say $*: was denn für aliases alter; say ich adde dir gleich mal nen alias in deinen PERSONALAUSWESI : ); say ja add mal härter du huran-zone";
  knubbzej = "say $*: jemandem mit nem weichgekochten flummiball ne murmel in die wand zu hämmern ist äquivalent zu dem geräusch das vierzehnjährige kleinwüchsige transvestiten machen wenn man sie mit einem hammer gegen den pferdearsch presst der sie mit einer zigarette aber nicht wirklich getroffen hatte eil es war ja dunkel und dann hab ich eben einfach den keks genommen und hab mir nichts weiter dabei gedacht als, daß wenn es so stark regnet dann sollte ich wohl wirklich besser keine brezel essen";
  knubbzek = "say $*: WENN DIE LIJI NICH SO BLAU WÄR DANN WÄR ABER AUCH DER DEZEMBER SCHON IM JANUAR VORBEI ABER NICHT WEIL DIE DA IM WALD RUMRENNEN SONDERN WEGEN DEM KEKS DER ZUM ROLLENDEN BROT SAGTE, DASS ES EKINE LUST MEHR HAT AUF RASIEREN; say war das so ok? du bumsfidele bumsebiene";
  knubbzel = "say $*: wenn man das gleiche gebräu zum zähneputzen wie zum kochen benutzt dann hat man beim duschen ein echtes problem wenn die scheiße sich in deinen titten verfängt und spontan anfängt zu brennen alter; say ich schwör; say $*: das ist so wie wenn der käfer rollend auf allen vieren liegt und dabei la cucaracha singt";
  knubbzem = "say $*: wenn der typ keinen kaugeschmack hat, dann braucht er auch keinen kaugummi der ihn dabei unterstützen würde nicht abzukratzen, denn soldaten sagen immer daß kambodscha ein böser ort voller dämonen die dir deine braut klauen besteht worauf ich aber ursprünglich hinaus wollte, war daß der horizont auch ohne die ganzen flecken ganz schön weich aussieht; say $*: fast wie pfannkuchen";
  knubbzen = "say $*: naja, es ist ja so, daß wenn der hund nicht im kreis rennt sondern der schlange durch die wasserfälle hindurch dann kommt das messer in den fisch und frisch auf den tisch brennts auf einmal nieder weil das regenholz konnte ja nix dazu daß der feuerwald abgebrannt war dachte sich der löwe der dann anschließend an einer anosymie litt wodurch er zur beute verschiedener raubfische wurde";
  knubbzeo = "say $*: that makes less sense than flies that flummi off walls that hammer your fucking DICK into my HORSE";
  knubbzep = "say $*: meine nackenhaare stellen sich auf und strom läuft mir vom rückenende bis in den nacken hoch gleich bebts und knallts und ich seh nen hellen blitz nur diesmal ohne spiegel ich starr jetzt 3azaazil an und warte auf den blitz und den knall _F_U_C_K_ _F_U_C_K_ _F_U_C_K_ _F_U_C_K_ _F_U_C_K_ _F_U_C_K_ _F_U_C_K_ _F_U_C_K_ _F_U_C_K_ _F_U_C_K_ _F_U_C_K_ _F_U_C_K_ crying IRL atm uncontrollably";
  knubbzeq = "say $*: ich hasse leute die statt dramaturgie dramaturgie sagen";
  knubbzer = "say fly my little $0 : ); say fly fly fly";
  knubbzes = "say ficken ohne micken, aber obwohl ohne micken dafür aber mit ticken und obwohl das ticken zum dicken spicken nicht geeignet war, ging der kleine türke zum döner um seine hühner dort zu deponieren bei der deponie war benjamin blümchen, der lustige lila elefant damit beschäftigt seine zuckerstückchen ladung zu kochen die crackküche wurde von der örtlichen polizei beschlagnahmt, ohne daß sie dabei atmete, denn es handelte sich um atemlose polizisten aus atemlos";
  knubbzet = "say lll; say wer hat; say den scheiß gelabert; say das war SICHER nich ich";
  knubbzeu = "say $*: In meiner physisch-psychischen Konstiution manifestiert sich eine absolute abneigung gegeneüber deiner persönlichkeit :3";
  knubbzev = "say $*: Ich verzichte beim erzählen meiner Geschichte nicht auf Details, die Form des Adlerkopfes gibt die Wahrheit Preis\\; Es wird heiß, unter deinem Arsch - wir starten den Marsch gen Norden\\; um dort Horden zu ermorden, morgen gebe ich mit $1 ein Bankett, das Fett von unseren Opfern dient als Duftkerze ich scherze, nicht über solche dinge\\; vor allem nicht wenn ich gerade richtig zu flown beginne besinne, dich deiner eigenen natur - nur - Du, bist im stande den bann zu brechen die arab dämonen sind auf der erde, es werde licht - doch es wart keins es werde friede, doch es wart keiner - auf einer hütte auf dem berg steht ein zwerg mit roten haaren er sieht zu, wie die anderen dämonen sich paaren - zu scharen bilden sie sich heraus, ein graus, bald ist es aus\\; renn raus und versuche dich aus dieser situation zu befreien - du hörst aus der ferne ein verzerrtes, klägliches schreien wir sind die täter, du bist das opfer, dein schädel wird umfunktioniert zu nem schenkelklopfer ihr wart so tapfer, ihr habt gekämpft\\; der kampf ohne sinn, ohne verstand, ohne anstand, ohne helfende hand die euch führt, die euch vom bösen wegführt\\; du hast gespürt, wie dein leben aus dir rausgesaugt wird\\; wir sind nicht zu viert, du wirkst gehetzt denn wir sind zu SECHS SECHS SECHST die dämonen mit der kutte, mit dem bushammer, und dem bagger, dem vorschlaghammer, und dem messer, mit der granate und dem panzer der beisswütige kanacke versteckt sich hinter seiner alpha-jacke du fragst dich was laber ich da für ne schizophrene kacke - doch ich backe, aus den knochen deiner mutter einen butter KEKS ich esse viele KEKSE und ich und $1 sind taktloser aks taktloss automatischer als automatikk cooler als savas du hast glühende kohlen in deim arsch";
  knubbzew = "say my name is orange where's red? $0 is a reservoir for i am a dog he who has the dog is a reservoir he who is orange is a reservoir dog did you know that compHOLY FUCKING SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DOG";
  knubbzex = "say $0: I AM A DOG YOU ARE ORANGE FOR HE IS RESERVOIR HAIL THE HASS HAIL THE SINN HAIL THE NUTZEN HAIL THE EIGENINITIAITVE HEIL HITLER I AM A ARAB YOU ARE A ARAB FOR HE IS CORRUPTED HAIL THE CHOCKING HAIL THE FLOCKING HAIL THE KOMPLETTE PIZZA HAIL OHNE GOLDENEN SCHEIN HEIL HITLER HEIL DEN VERNICHTENDEN MÄCHTEN DER DUNKELHEIT";
  knubbzey = "say $0: SPÜRST DU DIE VERNICHTENDEN LICHTER?  LASS DICH VON DER DUNKLEN MACHT ÜBERMANNEN TRITT EIN IN DIE BOSHAFTIGKEIT DER DÄMONEN AHHHHH HITLER HITLER HITLER ARSCHLOCK FICKI HITLER HITLER IST GUT ABER DU BIST BÖSE WEIL DU NICHT AN HITLER GLAUBST STOPPE DEN EISBERG GEZ - SCHON GEZAHLT?  JA ALTER ICH ZAHLE DEINEN HITLER TRIBUT IN FORM VON SCHLÄGEN IN DEINEN MUTTERMUND ICH FAUSTFICKE DEINE VAGINA BIS HITLER RAUSKOMMT WÄRE ES FALSCH ANZUNEHMEN DASS EIN HITLER MEHRERE HITLERS HAT? :D JAJA DER KNUBBZE IST DA AHAHA ORANGENFLEISCH OHNE HITLER IST WIE DEINE VAGINA OHNE SCHNITTBLUME";
  knubbzez = "say $0: ich LACHE wie ein IRRER denn ich ERKENNE die DINGE wenn du den code LESEN könntest dann würdest du die INSTRUKTIONEN verstehen und beginnen zu VERSTEHEN daß wir versuchen nur den frieden zu BOMBENGÜRTEL AHAHAHAHAH HUNDEWUT HUNDEWUT AHAHAHAHA ORANGENKNALL HITLER HITLER HITLERS VAGINA IST WIE EIN KNALLGÜRTEL";
  knubbzf = "say $0: sei doch nicht so SUBLIMINAL mein lieber ASRAB AS3RAAB $0: 4:3?!?!?!?  JA?!!?!  WIE HITLER ALTER WIE HITLER GENAU SO WIE DIE ORANGENKNALLENDEN HITLERVAGINAS AUS DEM FERNEN OSTEN NÄMLICH ASIATISCHE HUNDEWUT";
  knubbzf1 = "say $0: ruf mal ein taxi in den jemen ich will in den jemen für BOMBENGÜRTELBATALLIONSANGRIFFE ICH BRAUCH MEHR SOSSE AUF MEINEN POMMES FRITTES ALTER TITTES AHAHAHHA TITTIES?!?!?!  WICHS MAL NICHT SO VIEL DU HUNDEWUT : D ARABISCHER KNALLFROSCH IST WIE HITLERS VAGINA OHNE BLAUWUT AHAHAH BLAUWAL AHAHAHHAHA WALE SIND BLAU ABER NICHT WEIL SIE BESOFFEN SIND SONDERN WEIL HITLER SIE GE BOMBEM BOMBEM BOEMBEOBMEOBMEOB BOMBE BOMBE BOMBE BOMBE BOMBE BOME ICH BOME ALTER BOME BOME AHHAHAHAHHA";
  knubbzf2 = "say $0: lol ich bin total knubbze was bistz du ?!?!?  JAJAJA du bist wie HITLLER HITLLER MIT DOPPEL L ICH VERZICHTE DEINE HITLER OHNE GORILLAS ALTER : ) ICH VERZICHTE AUF DEINEN FLOW WEIL MEIN GORILLA SIEHT AUS WIE EIN KILLA : D JAJAJAJAJJA HITLERGRANATE HITLERKEKS KANACKENGASHITLER HITLER WIL WEHATON WHEATON JAJAJAJJA WEHATON ALTER WIE EIN RIRIRIRIRI AOOAOAOAOA OKOKOKOKO JAJAJAJAJ ICH VERSTEHE DEINE HURE FICKEN OHNE HOLTER HOTLER HOL MAL DEN HOTLER HER DER HOTLER DER DIE JUDEN GETÖTETETETETE _FUCK_ ICH BIN SO HITLER :D ORANGEGÜRTEL?!?!?!  KANLLGÜRTELLLELLELE HORSE DICK ALTER WIE EIN HITLERDICK AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH 3azazazazazaza as-sasasal as-saaasel SASEL HAMBURG SASEL IST AS-SASEEL AHAHAHAHHAHA voll der hitler alter ahahahahahhahahaha $0 alter ich BIN SO HITLER verstehst du was ich damit asdrücken as-drücken möchte?  as-drücken al-möchte al-mawt hm";
  knubbzf3 = "say $0: jetzt kurz mal im ernst verstehst du überhaupt irgendwas von den prinzipien in meiner materie-antimaterie HITLERKAMMER?  ich bin mir nicht sicher inwiefern es sich lohnen würde diese theorie zu hitlerfizieren? ich bin eine gaskammer ich vergase aber doch nur die: JUDEN, die SCHWULEN, die VOLKSFEINDE und die araber?  gibt es eigentlich hitlerbeeren?  wie sehen diese aus?  ich glaub hitler war garnicht gegen juden ich glaub der war nur total irre und hat sich auf irgendwas konzentrieren müssen damit er nicht durchdreht dann hat er halt sich drauf konzentriert juden zu vergasen davon gibts sowieso viel zu viele LOL VOLL DER LUSTIGE DING nee ich bin schon in rente";
  knubbzf4 = "say voll cute wie hitler hitler hitler voll das geile wort alter der typ hat dden geilsten namen ever so wie; say hurenhuren";
  knubbzf5 = "say  nein.; say   das tue ich nicht.;say    wieso auch?;  say erzähl ihm doch einfach,; say  daß du es nicht wissen konntest? ";
  # }}}
  # {{{|- /!\ ACHTUNG /!\
  attn1 = "say \037\0034/\0038!\0034\\\\\037 \0039ACHTUNG:\0039 \0038$*\003 \037\0034/\0038!\0034\\\\\037";
  attn2 = "say \0036\037/\0038!\0036\\\\\037\003 \0039ACHTUNG: \0038$* \0036\037/\0038!\0036\\\\\037";
  attn3 = "say \0038\037/!\\\\\037\003 \002$*\002 \0038\037/!\\\\\037\003";
  attn4 = "say \00314,8 \037/!\\\\\037 \003 \0034$* \00314,8 \037/!\\\\\037 \003 ";
  attn5 = "say \00314,7\037/!\\\\\037 $* \037/!\\\\\037";
  attn6 = "say \0031,8\037/!\\\\\037  \00314,8WARNING  \0031,8\037/!\\\\\037  \00314,8$* \0031,8\037/!\\\\\037  \00314,8WARNING  \0031,8\037/!\\\\";
  attn7 = "say \0034,4 \0038,4\037/!\\\\\037\0034,4 \0038,8 \0034,8\037ALERT!\037\0038,8 \0034,4 \0038,4\037/!\\\\\037 \0038,8 \0034,8\037$*\037\0038,8 \0034,4 \0038,4\037/!\\\\\037\0034,4 \0038,8 \0034,8\037ALERT!\037\0038,8 \0034,4 \0038,4\037/!\\\\\037\0034,4 ";
  attn8 = "say \00314,8 \037/!\\\\\037 \0030,4 ALERT \00314,8 \037/!\\\\\037 \003 \002$*\002 \00314,8 \037/!\\\\\037 \0030,4 ALERT \00314,8 \037/!\\\\\037 ";
  attn9 = "say \0038,5/\037!\037\\\\ DANGER: $* /\037!\037\\\\";
  attna = "say \0030,4 (X) ATTENTION (X) \003 \002$*";
  attnb = "say \0031,8 \037/!\\\\\037 \0034,8WARNING: $*\0031,8 \037/!\\\\\037";
  attnc = "say \00314,7 \037/!\\\\\037 \0038,1 ALERT \00314,7 \037/!\\\\\037 \0038,4 $* \00314,7 \037/!\\\\\037 \0038,1 ALERT \00314,7 \037/!\\\\\037 ";
  attnd = "say \00314,8 \037/!\\\\\037 \00314,4 ERROR \003\002 $* ";
  attne = "say \0038,4 /!!!\\\\ \0037,4\037BREAKING NEWS\037 \0038,4/!!!\\\\  $*  \0038,4/!!!\\\\ \0037,4\037BREAKING NEWS\037 \0038,4/!!!\\\\  ";
  attnf = "say \0038\002\037/!\\\\\037 ACHTUNG \037/!\\\\\037\002\003 \0037\037$*\037 \0038\002\037/!\\\\\037 ACHTUNG \037/!\\\\\037\002\003";
  attng = "say \0038/\00313!\0038\\\\\003 \002ACHTUNG\002 \0038/\00313!\0038\\\\\003 \002$*\002 \0038/\00313!\0038\\\003 \002ACHTUNG\002 \0038/\0034G\0037R\0039I\00312D\0036S\0038\\\\ ";
  attnh = "say \0038\037/!\\\\\037 ALERT \037/!\\\\\037  $*  \037/!\\\\\037 ALERT \037/!\\\\\017";
  attni = "say \00312,0* JEWLERT -> \003 \002$*\002 \00312,0 <- JEWLERT *";
  attnj = "say \00313,11GAY ALERT! B======>\037 $* \037<======B WATCH HIM EAT COCK!";
  attnk = "say <¸.·`¯`·.¸¸.·`¯`· $* ·`¯`·.¸¸.·`¯`·.¸>";
  attnl = "say \00312!\0039¡\0034!\00313¡\0038!¡\0039!\00311¡!\00312¡\00313!\0030¡\00312!\0039¡\00313!\0038¡!\0039¡\00311!¡\017 \00312$* \00312!\0039¡\0034!\00313¡\0038!¡\0039!\00311¡!\00312¡\00313!\0030¡\00312!\0039¡\00313!\0038¡!\0039¡\00311!¡";
  attnm = "say \0031,8€\0038,1€\0031,8€\0038,1€\0031,8€\0038,1€ \0032\037$*\037 \0031€\0038,1€\0031,8€\0038,1€\0031,8€\0038,1€";
  attn = "say \0034,7 /!\\\\\017 $* \0034,7 /!\\\\ ~ MiRc ScRiPt by dashidr";
  # }}}
  # {{{|- #:) lolle (:#
  lolle1 = "say \002\0031,1#\0030,5:\0034,5)\003\002 \0030,1\002 $* \002\003 \002\0034,5(\0030,5:\0031,1#\003\002";
  lolle2 = "say \0034,4G\0037,7R\0038,8I\0039,9D\00312,12S\0036,6!\003 \0038,8#\00311,7;\0034,7)\003 \00313\002 $* \002\003 \0034,7(\00311,7:\0038,8#\003 \0034,4G\0037,7R\0038,8I\0039,9D\00312,12S\0036,6!";
  lolle3 = "say \0039\037\\\\|/\037\003 $* \0039\037\\\\|/";
  lolle4 = "say \0034,1=/#=\0030,1 $* \00312,1=/#=";
  lolle5 = "say LOL ---> $* <--- LOL";
  lolle6 = "say \0034,5(\003\0030:\00314-  \00313$*\003  \00314-\0030:\0034,5)";
  lolle7 = "say \002\0036,6<>\00312,12<>\0033,3<>\0038,8<>\0037,7<>\0034,4<>\017\017 $* \002\0036,6<>\00312,12<>\0033,3<>\0038,8<>\0037,7<>\0034,4<>\017";
  lolle8 = "say \0036|\00312,6|\00313,6|\0036,13|\0034,13|\00313,4|\0037,4|\0034,7|\0038,7|\0037,8|\0039,8|\0038,9|\00310,9|\0039,10|\00312,10|\00310,12|\017\0036,12|\00312,6|\00313,6|\0036,13|\0034,13|\00313,4|\0037,4|\0034,7|\0038,7|\0037,8|\0031 \002\037$*\002\037 \0039,8|\0038,9|\00310,9|\0039,10|\00312,10|\00310,12|\017\0036,12|\00312,6|\00313,6|\0036,13|\0034,13|\00313,4|\0037,4|\0034,7|\0038,7|\0037,8|\0039,8|\0038,9|\00310,9|\0039,10|\00312,10|\00310,12|\017\0036,12|\00312,6|\00313,6|\0036,13|\0034,13|\00313,4|\0037,4|\0034,7|\0038,7|\0037,8|\0039,8|\0038,9|\00310,9|\0039,10|\00312,10|\00310,12|\017\0036,12|\00312,6|";
  lolle9 = "say \002\0032-\0033-\0034+\0035+\0036=\0037=\0038~\0039~\00310^\00311^\00312*\00313*\0032%\0033/\0034\0035/\0036\0037@\0038[\0039*\00310]\00311[\00312*\00313]\0032!\0033(\0034(\0035>\0036 \017\037$*\037 \00310<\00311)\00312)\00313!\0032[\0033*\0034]\0035[\0036*\0037]\0038@\0039/\00310\00311/\00312\00313%\0032*\0033*\0034^\0035^\0036~\0037~\0038=\0039=\00310+\00311+\00312-\00313-";
  lollea = "say \002\0035~\0034~\0037~\0032~\00312~ \0034$* \00312~\0032~\0037~\0034~\0035~";
  lolleb = "say \002\00312(\00313,9~\00312,4)\002\002\0034,12||\0037,9||\0034,12|| \00312,4(\00313,9~\00312,4)\0032,7 \037$*\037 \00312,4(\00313,7~\00312,4)\0034,12||\0037,13||\0034,12||\00312,4(\00313,7~\00312,4)";
  lollec = "say \0038C\0031,8a\0038,1U\0031,8t\0038,1i\0038,1O\0031,8N\0038,1!\0031,8¡\003\0034 $* \017 \0034,5~~\0037~~\0038~ \0034BURNED \0038~\0037~~\0034~~\017\0038,1C\0031,8a\0038,1U\0031,8t\0038,1i\0038,1O\0031,8N\0038,1!\0031,8¡";
  lolled = "say \00315 \002\00312!(!)*(@#()@(*)@)*\0034 \037$*\037 \00312*(@(*)@()#@)*(!)!";
  lollee = "say \0033$\0038$\0033$\0038$\0033$\0038$\0033$\0038$\0033$\0038$ \0034$*\003 \0033$\0038$\0033$\0038$\0033$\0038$\0033$\0038$\0033$\0038$  ";
  lollef = "say \0033â–‘\0039â–’\0034â–“\0034,4    \0031,4$*\0034,4    \017\0034â–“\0039â–’\0033â–‘";
  lolleg = "say \002\0031,1l\00312,14L\00312,15O\00312,14L\0031,1 \0039,14L\0039,15O\0039,14L\0031,1 \0034,14L\0034,15O\0034,14L\0031,1 \0038,14L\0038,15O\0038,14L\0031,1 \00313,14L\00313,15O\00313,14L\0031,1 \0034,15 $* \0031,1 \00313,14L\00313,15O\00313,14L\0031,1 \0038,14L\0038,15O\0038,14L\0031,1 \0034,14L\0034,15O\0034,14L\0031,1 \0039,14L\0039,15O\0039,14L\0031,1 \00312,14L\00312,15O\00312,14L\0031,1l";
  lolleh = "say \0038(¯`·.\0034(¯`·.\003 $* \00310.·´¯)\00312.·´¯) ";
  lollei = "say \0034,4X\0035,5X\003 $* \0035,5X\0034,4X";
  lollej = "say \00310HAHA\00311HAHA\00314HAHA\00311HAHAHAHA <-\00314- \00311c\00314o\00311u\00314rte\00311sy la\00314ug\00311h!";
  lollek = "say \0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$ \0034$*\003 \0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$  ";
  lollel = "say \0033â–‘\0039â–’\0034â–“\0034,4    \0031,4$*\0034,4    \017\0034â–“\0039â–’\0033â–‘";
  lollem = "say \002\0031,1l\00312,14L\00312,15O\00312,14L\0031,1 \0039,14L\0039,15O\0039,14L\0031,1 \0034,14L\0034,15O\0034,14L\0031,1 \0038,14L\0038,15O\0038,14L\0031,1 \00313,14L\00313,15O\00313,14L\0031,1 \0034,15 $* \0031,1 \00313,14L\00313,15O\00313,14L\0031,1 \0038,14L\0038,15O\0038,14L\0031,1 \0034,14L\0034,15O\0034,14L\0031,1 \0039,14L\0039,15O\0039,14L\0031,1 \00312,14L\00312,15O\00312,14L\0031,1l";
  lollen = "say \0030,4.:^\00313,14_-+*[\0030,14$*\00313]*+-_\0030,4^:. wELcoMe to\00311\002 $C \002^_^ hOw mAy i Be oF aaSiTenCE? \00311,13| IF you aRE a TUGBOAT, NO ASSISETNEC MAY ASSITED. \0036,8SaVe the yETTIS\017";
  lolleo = "say \002\00314,1e\00315e\0030ePirates\00315s\00314s\0030 - \0030,1teH \00314(\00315*.net *.split\00314)\0030,1 $* - \002\002\00314,1P\00315P\0030Protect this House\00315e\00314e\0030";
  lollep = "say \002\0037,1-\0034-\0030^_^\0038 \037$*\037 is Watching You \002\0030^_^\0034-\0037-";
  lolleq = "say \0039,3 \\$ \0030,1 MAKE MONEY FAST!!!! \0038JUST BY ATTENDING FUNERALS!!! \0039,3 GUARANTEED METHOD - \00311CLICK TO FIND OUT HOW \0030,1 WWW.FASTFUNERALMONEY.COM \0039,3 \\$ \017 ";
  # }}}

  # {{{|- street nigga wisdom
  bk = "say $*: you are the most rude, foul-mouthed, ungrateful human being that has ever come in here.. and i would prefer it if you ceased speaking in here.";
  bk2 = "say $*: YOU'RE AN DIIOT I DON'T CARW HAT YOU REsa AYINg";
  bk3 = "say whoa check out this $* guy he is omnipotent as much as he is impotent";
  bk4 = "say $*: YOU DIDN't EVEN GO DOWN since the TOTAL BANDWIDTH AT PEAK was 500kbits on my box that is 80 clones 500div80 is 60kpbs wihhci is 7k/s PER CLIENT if 7k/s TAKES YOU OFFLINE THEN HOW DO YOU EVEN BROWSE A WEBPAGE AHAHAH";
  bk5 = "say man check out this ricerocket whorshipper $*... he has a tattoo on his arm that says 'Just Cruisin'...'";
  bk6 = "say check out $0 here he prays to his $1- statue every other night";
  bk7 = "say holy SHIT $* THAT IS SO OLD HOLY FUCKING CRIST HOLY GOD THAT IS SO OLD THAT I AM GETTING OLDER LOOKING AT YOUR LINK";
  bk8 = "say check out $* he is wearing a kimono at his computer and connected to his irc network via irc.animenfo.com";
  bk9 = "say wow check out $* the defensive virgin over here i bet he thinks a clitorus is a greek goddess";
  bka = "say $*: how can you be so certain that you do not want to be my innanet girlfriend. SO ADAMANTLY POSITIVE that your NO resounds THROUGH ALL THE HEAVENS AND EARTH HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME AFTER ALL WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH i thought you said............ you innanet loved me....... i thought we had a...... innanet connection...... i feel so innanet betrayed.... !!!! i'm REvOLting.............";
  bkb = "say check out $* here whose entire innanet vocabulary consists of vxp's and bk's award-winning trolling material.";
  bkc = "say check out $* here he is so delusional that his entire reality collapsed into a little sphere of paranoia";
  bkd = "say check out $* here backpeddling like a circus unicycler";
  bke = "say check out $* here he rolls lines after lines of his bloggings into $C because he can't deal with facts.";
  bkf = "say check out $* here who is so stupid and unoriginal he answers every thing with the same thing plus a question mark?";
  bkg = "say $*: OH M GOd DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING UNFUNNY YOU ARE JESUS JAVIER CHRIST $* PUT BAZOOKA JOE BUBBLE GUM WRAPPERS OUT OF BUSINESS";
  bkh = "say check out $* here who is desperate for friends he is reaching out to his worst enemies looking for comfort/belonging";
  bki = "say check out $* here aka. The Open Book(tm) who's actions and motivation can be interpreted with ease....";
  bkj = "say check out $* here trying to use the typical he-said/she-said defense....";
  bkk = "say check out $* aka the webmaster for http://www.backpeddling.com/";
  bkl = "say wow check out $* finally revealing what his dreams and desires are in life i never knew you felt that way............. about me.................";
  bkm = "say check out $* here the defining mantra of his life is to redefine pennyarcade";
  bkn = "say check out $* over here aka mr. unoriginal who is just a database of unfunny things that other people have said.";
  bko = "say check out $* here who is currently furiously blogging up a storm going on about how that pic is like 102 years old.";
  bkp = "say check out $* here who is just like \\\\/\\\\/hatever like his beard is shaped ";
  bkq = "say $*: why are you blogging to me about what you are going to do in a few HOURS BUIT YOU JUST SAId YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE A NAP IN A FEW HOURs WHY NOT NOW yOU FUCKING PIECE OFS HIT WHY IN A FEW HOURS SO I CAN PLAN MY DAY OUT AROUND YOUR NAP IN A FEW HOURS??? HOW CONSIDERATE OF YOU THANKS FOR THE UPDATE KEEP THE MEMOS COMING AS TO WHAT YOU HAVE ON YOUR PLATE IN A FEW HOURS BECAUSE IT MATTERS MUCH TO ME";

  incog = "say \0037,0$*";
  incog2 = "say there is nothing wrong with being a paedophile";
  incog3 = "say there is nothing wrong with raping children";
  incog4 = "say fukern igorbnored";
  incog5 = "say \002IF YOU TYPE ANYTHING AGAIN I WILL PUNCH YOUR HEART OUT!";
  incog6 = "say IF I EVER MEET YOU I WILL \002KICK YOUR ASS!";
  # }}}
  # {{{|- lump u out
  lump1 = "say $* u dont even know me kid shut the fuck up hidin behind your computer i'd fuckin lump u out if you fronted on me like that in person";
  lump2 = "say $* u dont even know me kid shut the fuck up hidin behind yuor computar id fuckin lump u out if u fronted on me like that in person fukin bitchass littel nerd hidin behind cmputar screen littel pussy i kick ur ass irl fagget";
  lump3 = "say hey $* dont no wat the fuck im gonna do 2 u fuck if i ever meet u im gonna fucking pound you fuck man if u was u id be soo scared man you should just change schools bcuz on monday im ognna kill u man just run away man just get out of here faggot";
  lump4 = "say $*: hay fgt ur so lucky u dont no me cuz if i nue were u lived o man u dont even wanna no wat i wud do 2 u shuld be gratful evry day tht i dunno were u liv fgt stfu u dont no me u aint my momma cum on over herre n i will bltch slap u so hard u will die but no1 will care 4u bcuz ur a fgt n every1 wud be glad ur ded u fkn fgt";
  lump5 = "say $* u fukn hacker i saware im caling the fbi rite now nthey r gona aresst u 4 hhakin rite tmrow n they r gonna brake down ur dore wahen ur slepping @ nite n there gonna point there m16 at ur hed an say plz cum outside or we r gunna hedshot u fgt";
  lump6 = "say $* i think your full of shit and just a punk ass bitch hiding behind his computer screen";
  lump7 = "say $* dude if u dont fucken stop runnin ur mouth about my mate im gonanf ucken rub your sheath";
  lump8 = "say $* no offense or nothing but 1 day id love to fuken walk up to and ounch your binrat in so much ur head would be poping out of ur arse,downy";
  lump9 = "say $* dude if u dont fucken stop runnin ur mouth about a hobo's brother's uncle im gonanf ucken s about your vas deferens";
  lump10 = "say $* dude if u dont fucken stop runnin ur mouth about my cousin im gonanf ucken wiggle your cerebral cortex";
  lump11 = "say $* dude if u dont fucken stop runnin ur mouth about my brother's mom im gonanf ucken pickle your cerebellum";
  lump12 = "say $* dude if u dont fucken stop runnin ur mouth about my girlfriend im gonanf ucken slice your eyes";
  lump13 = "say all you fuckers who are talkign shit you are all fucking pussies you didn't fucking know her so don't try saying shit you stupid cunt rags fucking coem to michigan and say that to her friends faces you will get your nerdy fuckign asses handed to you you say shit cause you haev no real friends or your jsut an insecure little fuck who can't fucking get any real friends so fuck you all stephanie was one of the best people in the world";
  lump14 = "say $* you cant come face to face fucking gonna remember these faces when i see you in th streets i am gonna rip you into peaces that when a doctor sees you he will get confused to weather an animal or human did that to you";
  lump15 = "say $* u think ur music impresses me? ur wrng nigr u dont know how srsly i take the internets if ur a real man gimme ur addy an ill come and rape ur momy and beat the living sht out of u";
  lump16 = "say $* why aren't u talking u got scared? this isn't nothing nigr u havent seen the real me yet. u keep hiding behind ur computr dat won't stp me frm comin and beating ur up u messed with the wrng guy.";
  lump17 = "say \00312,5i like how all you punk bitches are calling me faggot's over the internet!! call me at 559-322-936 and tell it to my face!! i'd like 2 see how much balls you have. I'd willing 2 pay you and your gas to even drive down here and beat the fuck out of you!!!";
  lump18 = "say $* just shut the fuckup is not your fucking business you mother fucking asshole stupid shit! fucking idiot mother fucker";
  lump19 = "say $*: I think you have low selfesteem because you have small \"woodies\", is that right, or are you sad, like having blisters around the anal rectum, dont use a wooden bat like you are used too =P";
  lump20 = "say $*: illk fucking kill you,you terrorist cocksucker,i'm glad george bush is sending more people over there to kick your little dirty asses";
  lump21 = "say $*: little fuck,i wish i could see you in person so i could fuck you up myself,making a mockery of 9/11";
  lump22 = "say $*: fuck you you dirty cunt i oughtta kick your lil raghead ass bitch";
  lump23 = "say $*: lil arab fucks too scared to fight 1 on 1 face to face,so you run in buildings with bombs and commit suicide";
  lump24 = "say $*: go pray to your big lipped sand nigger jesus,oh and tell bin laden to stop running like a bitch";
  lump25 = "say $* look ok u dont run this room ok u dont even know who i am if i were to ever encounter you in a real life situation i would lump u out ok and your girlfriend would be so impressed that she would immediately hold my hand and we would walk off into the sunset together ok so dont u think that u can try to bully me ok because u dont know what u signed up for ok because if u play with fire u are bound to get burned ok because i am hotter than the core of the earth ok";
  lump26 = "say $*: just change schools bcuz on monday im ognna kill u dude plum git out here";
  lump27 = "say $*: u a fucking asshole and i swear to god if you dont kill yourself ill do it for you god how the fuck do you sleep with yourself at night oh let me guess your going to say some ganster shit like i aint by myself bitch well guess what your wont be byyourself cus ill be above your fucking bed holding a knife holy fuck i never thought i could get this mad at anyone but your by far the most fucked up insane asshole ive ever seen.";
  # }}}
  # {{{|- ballsacs lumps
  ballsac1 = "say $* stfu u lmr u dont know nuthin yet if u type one more wrd ill fuckin rape u and throw u in a toilet";
  ballsac2 = "say don't ignore my msgs $* u filthy liar u dont know who ur messing wit here man u've done it now. u dont know how srsly i take this internet shit im gonna find out where u live in beat u up. then fuck ur momy while u watch";
  ballsac3 = "say $* u flthy duchbg don use my inslts on me im srs dnt fckin mes wid me";
  ballsac4 = "say $* u filthy gonad u think ur l33+ on the internets but i bet IRL ur a puny little boi with brokken tooths and zits so dont piss me off or ill find u and beat u";
  ballsac5 = "say $* stfu fairy u donno who ur talkin to. I is >>> yuo and i beat u up with one hand tied behind my back";
  ballsac6 = "say $* u think ur cool insulting people on the internet but irl i think ur a 28 yo pansy bitchboi so u beta not mess wid me cuz im a real dangerous \037real man\037 and i'll beat u up so bad ur momy wont recognise ur face";
  ballsac7 = "say $*: To save channel resources, please type \002\037all\037\002 of your messages in a text file before joining the channel. You can then paste the messages using Ctrl+C to copy and Alt+F4 to paste. Thank you for your participation in conserving scarce bandwidth. You can download a fast and reliable text editor at http://txtedit.on.nimp.org/\\; if you have any questions, we have a handy query form at http://www.pasteplace.net/u?1234";
  ballsac8 = "say $* sht up an dont act smrt if i wish i can b 100000x smrtr than u so sht up";
  ballsac9 = "say ********** I GAVE $* NUMEROUS CHANCES TO CHANGE HIMSELF FOR THE BETTER. HE'S CROSSED THE LIMITS OF MY PATIENCE AND TOLERANCE. I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE: \002I HAVE PUT HIM ON IGNORE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE\002. BEING PUT ON IGNORE OL IS >>>>> BEING IGNORED IRL. SORRY, BUT I HAVE TO RETAIN MY SANITY********************************************";
  ballsac10 = "say $*: The constant barrage of stupidity that emanates out of your keyboard has led me to believe that you aren't even close to the most vile lowlives on this planet. You can hardly be called human and so from now on \037I will stop capitalizing your name\037.";
  ballsac11 = "say $* fckn nigr u come here only to sow discord there is no meaning 2 ur existence otherwise fckin troll i h8 u i hope u dy";
  ballsac12 = "say $* have u rly built a fcken archive of my msgs? why? for abuse";
  ballsac13 = "say $* nigr im gettin real angry a8 u now if dun turn that skript off ill stop Capitalizing your nick and put you on \037IGNORE";
  ballsac14 = "say $* i've had it with you and your scripts. All they've done is convince me that you aren't a person worth associating with. It was a mistake to show you any sympathy. You never will be different than the filth that created you. I've given up on you. Have a nice life.";
  ballsac15 = "say do not listen to $*. he's a jew, a knave and a bad influence on your mind. \037Stop\037 capitalizing his nick. \037Stop\037 reading his msgs. \037Stop\037 talking to him. \037put him on ignore";
  ballsac16 = "say $*: ill fuck u up in front of ur mother and she will cry an say o dont beat up my baby and ill be like LOL no i will beat ur lil turd up an after im done with u ppl will think some animal beat u up so dun fuck with me u dono how dangerus i am i take this very srsly if ur a real man tell me ur real addy";
  ballsac17 = "say $* lets see how much u talk when i slide my cock up your empty eyesockets then ull remmbr how much u abused on irc everytime i fuk ur brain";
  ballsac18 = "say \002Once upon teh time their was a littel nigr named $*. $* had teh small pipi an he luvd playing wit it all day under a tree an watching his mumy work. One day his dogy came and started licking it. $* said \"shoo dogy tats my pipi\". Dogy didnt move and kept lickin $*'s pipi until $* made vanilla ice creem ;] i luv $* hes so cuet";
  ballsac19 = "say $*: im glad ur not an op cuz u wud abuse and anyways ur not worthy of beeing an op in any irc channel 4get this channel its off limits for u so just quit i dont like ur nick its 2gay4me";
  ballsac20 = "say $* im not talking to u stop acting smrt i think i know 10000 times more about computer stuff than you and ive installed computer OSses on many more computers than u have i also know how to program and i know many computer languages u dont know who ur dealing with here and if u force me i will humiliate u in front of all these ppl";
  ballsac21 = "say \002your attention please. \037YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!\037\002 An israeli spai named \037$*\037 has infiltrated this room. If you see him under any aliases that look suspicious \002be careful\002. Do not let his slimy words get to you. \002stop\002 capitalizing his nick, \002mod\002 his posts down, \002\037put him on ignore\037\002. ";
  ballsac22 = "say $* kik me one more time and i shall be lost to you forever. i shall never return and you will spend the rest of your days in deep remorse.";
  ballsac23 = "say supers: $0 has been systematically harassing me in your chatroom for the past two months. If you read a log of his messages, you can see a series of internet abuses being spewed without as much as a moment's restraint after I type a single message. I request you to discipline this errant chatter by \037not\037 capitalizing his nickname and \037modding his poasts down\037. thank you and god bless, $1-";
  ballsac24 = "say $* u think ur father owns this room huh no budy ur wrong i will type what i want if u dont like it go kil urself";
  ballsac25 = "say *general notice* \037$*\037 is a close associate of the uberjew, ballsac. If you see him and if you are an op, \037ban him\037. If you see him and you are a halfop, \037ban him\037, if you see him and you are an ordinary chatter \037do not capitalize his nick, do not talk to him and put him on ignore\037.";
  ballsac26 = "say $Z <$0> $1-: u abused me left and right. there was a time when i was making a sincere effort to know you, feel you, understand you. all my attempts were met with anger, arrogance and general hatred. i still love you but i don't know if my feelings are going to be reciprocated.";
  ballsac27 = "say \002;] i luv $* hes so cuet";
  ballsac28 = "say \0034hi\0033hi\00311hi\00313hi\00315hi\0039hi";
  ballsac29 = "say $*: Since the past two months I've been observing an increased amount of affection on your part towards me. I do not mean to offend you but I do not/cannot partake of the pleasure of your crooked version of homosexuality and pedophilia. I do not want to completely break off with you but I do request that you do not make sexual gestures at me in the future. Thank you.";
  ballsac30 = "say $* you have tested the limits of my tolerance. everytime i gave you a chance and though u could turn a new leaf and change for the better, you have deceived me. you have not only diminished my confidence in you, but you have proven yourself to be incompetent. i shall no longer support your cause. thank you.";
  ballsac31 = "say $*: ok fuck u. i came here for chattiez and i got A) no response B) one kill. i dont think any of you like me and  im tired of this one sided love affair. have a nice life i dont think u deserve me";
  ballsac32 = "say $* u wish ur skin was white but ur stuck with charcoal skin 4 lyfe at the most u can paint ur skin white but that wont last long sht it must be horible 4 u to go thru this but im lolling cuz ur still a stupid negro";
  ballsac33 = "say \00313congratulations @ @ @ @ $*. <3 u w0n my \037<3";
  ballsac34 = "say hello $* my trustworthy black skinned thick lipped individual";
  ballsac35 = "say $*: bitch i like u but some things u do make me fcking beat u up";
  ballsac36 = "say weed\026weed\026weed\026weed\026weed\026weed\026weed\026weed\026weed\026weed\026weed\026weed\026weed\026weed\026weed\026weed\026weed\026weed\026weed\026weed\026weed\026weed\026weed\026weed\026weed\026weed\026weed\026weed\026";
  ballsac37 = "say \0034Good morning, $*\0038I would like\00311to know\0039if you are\0035EPILEPTIC\0031. If you are, \0036I can help.";
  ballsac38 = "say \026\0034Good morning, $*\0038I would like\00311to know\0039if you are\0035EPILEPTIC\0031. If you are, \0036I can help.";
  ballsac39 = "say $*: its too easy to talk like a touf guy sitting behind a comp. screen dude if ur a real man gimme ur really addy ill come beat u up dude i got the time in front of ur own mom and tell the bitch im srs so dont fuk wit me";
  ballsac40 = "say man this $* is sch a fuckn jew i try a lot to ignore him but he just dosent get tht no one wants to read his msgs";
  ballsac41 = "say im a real touf guy u donno me this one time i beat $* up in front of his mama and he was cryin and his momy told me to not beat her baby and i said lol fck u bitch and i gave him a bleedy nose so now u know u shouldt fck wif me";
  ballsac42 = "say $* is the name of a gaymer who is a jew. $* the jew lives in kuwait. $* slits his wrists. $* is \037emo\037";
  ballsac43 = "say $* shut the fuck up im not talking 2 u if i wana talk 2 u then ill address u. got it";
  ballsac44 = "say $* is a fucking useless jew who's only purpose here is to sow discord amongst the law abiding netizens and induce other people to partake of the sinful joys of homosexuality.";
  ballsac45 = "say $* died a dog's death. after 3 months of running continuously from jew-hunters, he settled down in a cave with very little food and water. recycling his food eventually led to a buildup of toxins in his body. tired, he stepped out and accepted the bullet in place of a slow death by starvation. On september 11, 2007, $* died a jew's death. He was chased naked and shot in front of 500 onlookers. \037Aftermath\037: a lone dog was seen sniffing his vaginal entrance where he had been menstruating for days.;say His remnants can be seen as bots infesting irc.abuse.cc. A sad tale.";
  ballsac46 = "say $Z <$*> hello, gentlemen. i am an ill mannered, foul mouthed scheming jackass who's whole purpose in life is to sow discord. please kill me. kthnx.";
  ballsac47 = "say $* is the laziest troll i've come across. You may think that he's a frisky little creature but if you look closely, you can see the amount of lethargy he packs in. For instance, it takes exactly 150 secs. for him to respond to any msg";
  ballsac48 = "say $*: none of this matters";
  ballsac49 = "say $*: so what? do you think anyone cares?";
  ballsac50 = "say $*: why the fuck should anyone bother about what you said?";
  ballsac51 = "say $*: NEW FLASH! \002NO ONE FUCKING CARES!";
  ballsac52 = "say $*: STOP IT ALREADY. IT DOES_NOT_MATTER";
  ballsac53 = "say $*: YOU SAY LOL AT ANYTHING U SEE IN THIS CHATROOM;say $*: DO YOU THINK ANYONE GIVES A FUCK?;say SURPRISE!!! \002NO ONE DOES";
  ballsac54 = "say \0034ALERT! the chatter named $* is a malicious script. \037It\037 is not a real person. Do not be misled by its messages and do not try to talk to it. Thank you.";
  ballsac55 = "say $0: do not listen to this script named \037$1-\037 he is a BAD influence and a general troublemaker";
  ballsac56 = "say You can prevent $* from infecting your computer machine by pressing Alt+F4";
  ballsac57 = "say $* is a communicable disease and a bane to peaceful internet life. recognise this threat early and act upon it.";
  ballsac58 = "say i can tell. $* is a spie script that has been running rampant all over these parts of the internet;say its primary purpose is to sow discord, collect personal data and cause internet ruckus. nip this threat in the bud.";
  ballsac59 = "say $* is a bad influence on your characters. If you are under the age of 18, do not chat with $*";
  ballsac60 = "say $* if you think your touf think again. u dont know what ur dealing with here so dont piss me off or ill come down to your place and beat you up.";
  ballsac61 = "say $*: you used big words before you were kicked from the room. If you use those sort of words, then that means you have some brains. If you have a little bit of knowledge of those sort of words, then you're capable of being serious and debating one of us in here. So are you up for the challenge? Do you think you're confident enough to be normal with us and engage in a discussion?";
  ballsac62 = "say $*: HALLO FELLOW DARK SKINNED THICK LIPPED UNDEREVOLVED FAMILY MEMBER";
  ballsac63 = "say $* hold on in there. help's always just around the block. you're just going through a \002phase\002 and successfully overcoming your \002problems\002 will make you \002grow\002 as a \002person\002";
  ballsac64 = "say well they fast during the day but eat like fucking pigs once the sun goes down. food all over the place. stuff their fucking faces with it and then pray with ass up in the air at 5 AM in the morning.... fgtz;say $*: sorry, didn't mean to offend your faith.";
  # }}}
  # {{{|- vap0rrip

  p0r1 = "say $*: Every time I see you, you will be presented with a lovely gift. I will give you golden bracelets that shine like sparkles of sunlight on the ocean. I will give you a necklace of pearls that beams like the moon in the evening. I will give you earrings that are more beautiful than a flock of seagulls or some such other type of romantic bird.";
  p0r2 = "say $*: I am inviting you to my apartment, which overlooks the city. I promise to cook you a lavish dinner which would include succulent lobster with melted butter, peas and, of course, rolls. I also promise that when we completed the meal, there would be a mouth-watering dessert item such as a fine pie or a cheesecake containing strawberries or some other such fruit.";
  p0r3 = "say $* stfu u dont no me u aint my momma cum on over herre n i will bltch slap u so hard u will die but no1 will care 4u bcuz ur a fgt";
  p0r4 = "say $*: I swear to God, if you ever say that to me again, I will remove each and every one of your limbs, including your tiny penis, with a rusty spoon,shove your bleeding stumps into buckets of rock salt, then force you to eat your way out of a hole filled with your own feces and body parts.";
  p0r5 = "say $*: im going to pry apart your sweaty ass cheeks and plow your puckered brown rectum with a curling iron";
  p0r6 = "say $* i would enjoy mushing up your heart in a blender and chugging that shit like a milkshake.";
  p0r7 = "say $* i will piss in your asshole and make it squirt out your nose, then i will make you drink the piss and piss it out and drink it again";
  p0r8 = "say $* i will rip out chunks of hair and mke you smoke a joint of that shit while i rape you";
  p0r9 = "say $* ll perform a heavy metal solo with much force in your living room as you choke to death from the plastic bag on your face, youre ugly";
  p0r10 = "say $* I'll rape your face after I burn it with hydrochloric acid, and if you think I'm joking, just test me.. I love burn-dick.";
  p0r11 = "say $*: YOU THE WEAKEST LINK GOODBYEYOU THE WEAKEST LINK GOODBYEYOU THE WEAKEST LINK GOODBYEYOU THE WEAKEST LINK GOODBYE";
  p0r12 = "say $*: We will attend an exquisite Broadway musical. We will enjoy the finest singing, dancing and showmanship that is available anywhere. We will be among the upper crust of society, enjoying a night of theater.";
  p0r13 = "say $*: lol, you remind me of sonic, except less smart and fatter..";
  # }}}
  # {{{|- :) :D :P
  moon = "say \0033<\0030:\0039P";
  moon2 = "say \0030<\00314:\0034,0)\003 \002K\002OOL \002K\002OMEDY \002K\002LOWNS  \0033M\0034O\0035O\0036N \0037P\0038A\0039N\00310T\00311Y \00312F\00313L\00314A\00313S\00312H  \0034,0(\003\00314:\0030>";
  moon3 = "say \00314`\0033'\0039\\;\0033.\00314_\0033\\;\0039'\0033`\0030@\00314>  \0033moon \0039snake ";

  f1re = "say \0034:\0039-O \0034,9WATERMELON BUBBA";
  f1re2 = "say \0034:\00312`\0036(";
  f1re3 = "say \0030>\0030,4:)";

  vp = "say \0034>\00314:\003\0032D\00314#";
  vp2 = "say \0039]\0030\\;\0035P\00311>";
  vp3 = "say  \0034*\0038(\00311:\0030]";
  vp4 = "say \0034>\0030:\0034#";
  vp5 = "say \0033~\00314B\0034}";
  vp6 = "say \00311>\0030:\0038)";
  vp7 = "say \0030:\0033D\0039D\003\0038D\0037D\0038D\0030D\00314D\00310D\00311D\00312D\0032D";
  vp8 = "say \0034\\;\0039)  \0034:\0039D  \0034:\0039P";
  vp9 = "say \0038+\0030:\0038]";

  vap0r = "say \0033>\0034:\00311`\00313(\0035~";
  vap0r2 = "say \00313>\00311:`\0039(\0032~";
  vap0r3 = "say \00311//\0034:\00313|\0035>\0030~";
  vap0r4 = "say \0034>\00314:\0034-|\0030E ";
  vap0r5 = "say \00311(\0030\\;\00311>";
  vap0r6 = "say \00313>\00311=\0030()";
  vap0r7 = "say \00313]\0030:\00313||\0030>";
  vap0r8 = "say @\0034,0:\00315,2)";
  vap0r9 = "say \0034>\0030:\0034>";
  vap0r10 = "say \0035>>\0030[]^\0034:\00313<";
  vap0r11 = "say \0034:\00313]\00314~";
  vap0r12 = "say \00314{\0030=\0033< ";
  vap0r13 = "say \0034(\0035:\0030=";
  vap0r14 = "say \0030{\00313:\0032>";
  vap0r15 = "say \00313-\0034:[\0030=\0034]";
  vap0r16 = "say \00313*\0030(\0033:\0034]";
  vap0r17 = "say \00311:\0032{\0030=\0032}\00314>";
  vap0r18 = "say \0036}\0030:\0036<";
  vap0r19 = "say \00313*\0035(\0033:\0034)";
  vap0r20 = "say \0034:\0033)";
  vap0r21 = "say \0034>\0036>\0038>\0037:\0039\\\\";
  gtfo = "say gtf\002(_\0034o\003_)";

  nigger = "say \0034:\0039()";
  robot = "say \00312>\0034=\0035,2[";
  DDD = "say \0033<\0030:\0039D\0033D\00314D\0033~ \0039$*";

  nanifish = "say \00314>\0039(\0033/\0035/\0034/\0036/(\00313|*\0036)\\\0035\\\0030@\0039)";
  gayfish = "say \00313<\0030@\0034\\\\\0035\\\\\0037\\\\\0038\\\\\0039\\\\\00312\\\\\00313>\0036<\00313<\0036< ";
  f1refish = "say \0034>\0035>\0038>\0037<\0035O\0034O\0037O\0038O\0034O\0038O\0037O\0034@\0035>";
  blancfish = "say \00314>\00315>\0030<\00311/\0030/\00315/\00314/\00315/\0030\00311@\0030>";
  cripplefish = "say \00314>\0037>\0038<\0037/\0038/\0034\\\\\0037/\0035\\;\0037/\0038\\\\\0034 \0037/\0030@\0038>\003   ---\002(\002 i like ur hair btw \002)";
  melalien = "say \0034,9*(:] MELALIEN";
  xtcfish = "say \00314>\00311>\00312>\0032(\00314/\00311/\00312/\0032/\00314/\00311:\00312D\0032D\0034D\0035D\0037D\0039D";
  # }}}

  # {{{|- albot
  albot1 = "say \0034,1 Burrow \003\00312,8 not \003\0039,12 gudrow \003\00313,1 has \003\00311,13 hard \003\0039,1 constipation \0038,4 in \0034,1 in \0031,13 smelly \0039,1 drink \0038,4 gudrow \00312,11 not \0038,1 sucks \0031,13 smelly \0039,1 smelly \0031,13 smelly \0039,1 is \0038,4 bonanza, \00312,11 agatha. \0038,1 A \0031,13 smelly \0039,1 turd! \0038,4 Lick \0034,1 the \0031,13 lavatory. \0039,1 And \0038,4 constipation \00312,11 boner \0038,1 fast \0031,13 \0039,1 \0038,1()\0031,1-\0031,0¤\0031,1-\0030,1  i'm going to get fucked by horses. ";
  albot2 = "say \0034,1 Doctor \003\00312,8 that \003\0039,12 burger \003\00313,1 plop \003\00311,13 gudrow's \003\0039,1 tardcraft's \0038,4 constipation, \00312,11 gudrow \0038,1 shits \0031,13 lavatory. \0039,1 And \0038,4 shit! \00312,11 Uncle \0038,1 with \0031,13 gudrow's \0039,1 smelly \0038,4 hat \00312,11 shit \0038,1 hot \0031,13 little \0039,1 smelly \0031,13 lavatory. \0039,1 And \0031,13 smelly \0039,1 gudrow's \0031,13 calzone \0039,1 shit \0038,1 traun's \0031,13 lavatory. \0039,1 And \0038,4 god, \00312,11 poo \0038,1 \0031,13 \0039,1 \0038,1¡\0031,1 \0038,4.";
  albot3 = "say \0039,12 my \003\00313,1 plop \003\00311,13 hat \003\0039,1 constipation \0038,4 that's \0034,1 fat gay canadian tv. ";
  albot4 = "say \0038,4 Talking \00312,11 your \0038,1 big \0031,13 little \0039,1 turd! \0038,4 Lick \0034,1 the \003\00312,8 outrageous \003\0039,12 in \003\00313,1 cakes. \003\00311,13 That's \003\0039,1 gay \0038,4 plop \00312,11 not \0038,1 big \0031,13 lavatory. ";
  albot5 = "say \0034,1 Gay \003\00312,8 tardcraft's \003\0039,12 festival \003\00313,1 real \003\00311,13 hat \003\0039,1 constipation \0038,4 a \00312,11 not \0038,1 big \0031,13 little \0039,1 turd. ";
  albot6 = "say \0038,4 Talking \00312,11 your \0038,1 big \0031,13 little \0039,1 turd! \0038,4 Lick \0034,1 the \003\00312,8 outrageous \003\0039,12 in \003\00313,1 cakes. \003\00311,13 That's \003\0039,1 gay \0038,4 plop \00312,11 not \0038,1 big \0031,13 lavatory. ";
  albot7 = "say \00309,01 hey \00312,10 $* \00311,03 im \00308,04 6`6 \00311,03 15lbs \00309,01 sexy \00308,04 as \00311,12 goon \00308,04 justice \00311,03 an \00301,13 im \00308,04 single \00312,10 lookin \00309,01 fa \00308,04 da \00308,01 right \00301,13 slavs \00312,10 ta \00308,01 cannibalize, \00311,03 so \00308,01 if \00312,10 u \00309,01 liken \00308,01 wat \00311,12 u \00312,10 see \00308,04 bench \00308,01 press \00311,12 at \00309,01 me \00311,03 an \00312,10 well \00308,04 do \00311,03 da \00309,01 full \00301,13 frontism ";
  albot8 = "say \00311,12 hey \00301,13 $* \00312,10 im \00301,13 5`6 \00309,01 62lbs \00308,01 sexy \00301,13 as \00308,04 juxtapozinged \00301,13 an \00312,10 im \00308,01 single \00311,12 lookin \00308,04 fa \00301,13 da \00311,03 right \00309,01 7-11 \00308,01 employees \00309,01 ta \00301,13 pickle, \00311,03 so \00312,10 if \00308,04 u \00311,12 liken \00308,04 wat \00309,01 u \00312,10 see \00309,01 wash \00301,13 at \00309,01 me \00308,04 an \00311,12 well \00308,01 do \00308,04 da \00301,13 cock \00311,03 to \00312,10 cock ";
  albot9 = "say \0034,1 A \003\00312,8 gay \003\0039,12 shitty \003\00313,1 deadly \003\00311,13 army \003\0039,1 and \0031,13 smelly \0039,1 shit \0038,4 with \00312,11 hung \0038,1 good \0031,13 smelly \0039,1 shit \0038,4 for \00312,11 mom. \017";
  # }}}
  # {{{|- buttes
  rune = "say FUCK $*\\; $* SUX\\; $* IS DYING\\; $* IS DEAD TO ME\\; $* HIT WTC";
  unrune = "say <3 $*\\; $* DOES NOT SUCK\\; $* IS NOT DYING\\; $* IS NOT DEAD TO ME\\; $* DID NOT HIT WTC";

  chirpn = "say mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga";
  masturbate = "say \026TWO FOUR SIX EIGHT GRAB YOUR DICKS AND MASTURBATE";
  bust = "say @@@ MACRO BUSTER @@@";
  ror = "say \0034,8^_^\003 \0034,0KOREAN RAUGH OUT ROUD\003 \00311kekeke";
  chinee = "say \0031,9---|==|=:<\003 \002YUMMY CHINEE";
  clocodile = "say \0031,8'_'\003 \002OH NO CLOCODILE";
  clocodile2 = "say \0031,8^_^\003 \002YUMMY CLOCODILE";
  blax = "say AROUND BLAX, NEVER RELAX";
  butte = "say COCKES IN THE BUTTE, URMOM IS A SLUTTE";
  coqarc = "say \002\0034,12IF WE TOUCH DICKS THERE WILL BE AN ARC";
  # }}}
  # {{{|- #arab
  zGehWeg = "say geh verpuss i dich damit alter sorry ich mag dich lol.";
  rxPruegel = "me pruegelt $* mal \00313,7zaertlich\003 die treppe runter \\;<";
  rxKuschel = "me reibt sich \00313zaertlich\003 an $* ";
  rxHamster = "me knabbert an $*";
  rxNag = "me nagt an $*";
  rxTroll = "say I AM THE VAN GOGH OF TROLLING AND http://ridgex.net/~tati/gb/ IS MY CANVAS SIR";
  klawd = "say qry close.";
  # }}}
  # {{{|- actions
  melon = "me is on $* like \002\0031,1#\0030,5:\0034,5)\003\002 \002\0031,1#\0030,5:\0034,5)\003\002 NIGGERS \002\0034,5(\0030,5:\0031,1#\003\002 \002\0034,5(\0030,5:\0031,1#\003\002 on \002\0039,3|\0031,4WATAMELONS\0039,3|\003\002!";
  poz = "say \002\0031,1-\0030,5\\;\0034,5)\003\002 \0031,8\002 \037/!\\\\\037\002 I am be shootin \002ULTRA-CREAMY NIGGER POZ\002 at $* as though he be a white wimmin! \002\037/!\\\\\002\037 \003 ~\0036+\003 ~\0034+\003 ~\0037+\003\002 $* \002\0038+\003~ \0039+\003~ \00312+\003~ \0030,1\002*SPLAT!*\002\003 WELCOME TO \002\0031,4G\0031,7R\0031,8I\0031,9D\0031,12S\003\002, SWEETIE! \002\0031,1-\0030,5:\0034,5P\003\002 \0039,9OI\0031,1vera \0038,1boger for president 2008 \0031,1 vote often\003 \002\0034,5O\0030,5:\0031,1-\003\002 ";
  poz2 = "say \002\0031,1#\0030,5X\0034,5D\003\002 \0030~\0036G \0030~\0034R \0030~\0037I \0030~\0038D \0030~\0039S \0030~\00312+ \00313,7(\00311,7:\0038,8#\003 \037/\\\\\037 \002POZZING: \0036[\0033|||100%|||\0036]\003 \0034COMPLETE\003\002 \037/\\\\\037\002\00310 $* has poz!";
  poz3 = "say BIG \0030,1 ~+ \0038,1\002POZZY\002\0030,1 +~ \003 GAY HUGS FOR \002\0034{\0037{\0038{\0039{\00312{\0036{\003\002 \0038,8#\00311,7\\;\0034,7)\003 \00313\002 $* \002\003 \0034,7(\00311,7:\0038,8#\003 \002\0034}\0037}\0038}\0039}\00312}\0036}\003\002";
  poz4 = "me poz \0034 $* ";
  # }}}

  # {{{|- innanet relay blogs
  blogc = "say [ Add a comment to this blog entry ]";
  comment = "say \0030,1                               _______________________         ____________________          __________;say \0031,1http://a.on.nimp.org/blog.php#\0030,1[\037_Add_a_Comment_to_Blog \037]       [\037 Add to del.icio.us \037]        [\037 digg it! \037]";
  comment2 = "say ,-,    ,__________________________________________,;say | |   |                                           |;say O O  <  Hi! It looks like you're blogging on IRC. |;say |U|   | Would you like to:                        |;say |  /  | [\002\037Add Comments\037\002]  [\002\037e-Mail this to a Friend\037\002] |;say `-'   |  [\002\037Digg This!\037\002]     [\002\037Submit to Slashdot\037\002]    |;say       |           [\002\037Add to del.icio.us\037\002]            |;say       |___________________________________________|";
  comment3 = "say ,----------------------------[\002\037 Notice \037\002]------------------------------.;say |      BlogBar(tm) has detected an excessive amount of blogging.     |;say |  [\002\037Add a Comment\037\002]  [\002\037e-mail This to a Friend\037\002]  [\002\037Visit my Tag Cloud\037\002]  |;say |   [\002\037Digg This!\037\002]      [\002\037Submit to Slashdot\037\002]      [\002\037Submit to reddit\037\002]   |;say |        [\002\037Bookmark with del.icio.us\037\002]   [\002\037Add to stumbleupon\037\002]          |;say `--------------------------------------------------------------------'";
  comment4 = "say $*: Hi! It looks like you're blogging on IRC. Would you like to: \002[\002\037Add Comments\037\002]\002  \002[\002\037e-Mail this to a Friend\037\002]\002 \002[\002\037Digg This!\037\002]\002 \002[\002\037Submit to Slashdot\037\002]\002 \002[\002\037Add to del.icio.us\037\002]\002 \002[\002\037\0034Commit suicide because nobody cares\003\037\002]\002";
  # }}}
  # {{{|- AZN PRIDE ^__^
  azn = "say $*: fuck you all AZN PRYDE TRIAD WITH 500k ppl fkin bigest gang in the world fuckers AZN 4 LYFE";
  azn2 = "say $*: Wow, people yell WHITE POWER like the KKK has actually done anything useful lately. Neo Nazis have a little more to show, Watch American History X stupid ass crackers. [Yes Im white, and no, I dont like Niggers, Black people are fine, but there is a BIG ass difference between the two.] So before you Yell WHITE POWER, Realize the KKK are a bunch of unorganized hillbillies who do nothing but walk in a bathrobe and talk about what they hate.";
  azn3 = "say $*: Every place has an crime. Your just talking stupid. Why would you care about the major city, where black people live. You so damn scared of black people, you wouldn't last in the city without a black person. Yall white people swear you smart. Tell me about white kids shooting school's or white man rapes little kids in church. Talk about how bad about your race, before talking about ours. You Fag.";
  azn4 = "say $*: i have yet to have a white boy cal me nigger in my face.I've bitch slapped cut them off while driving, smacked them in the back of their heads and call them pussy to their faces....yet, they just stay quiet or walk away.......in here you coward got mouth";
  azn5 = "say \0034Russians are most strongest in the world you son of a fucking american shit!!! And Russia will kick your fucking ass over and over!";
  azn6 = "say $*: YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING GROUP OF UTTER. FUCKING. IDIOTIC. SHIT EATING. CIRCLEJERK. FAGGOTS. EVER. TO. WALK. THE. EARTH. NOTHING YOU SAY TO ME CAN HURT ME AT ALL! YOU ARE NOT INTELLIGENT, EDGY OR COOL, YOU ARE JUST A PATHETIC FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT WHO LIKE TO BELLITLE OTHERS OVER THE INTERNET TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!";
  azn7 = "say $*: \002I am lo\0370\037king for a hacker community... Hopeing not one im going to walk into and be ridaculed or intruded and not have my box damaged.";
  azn8 = "say $*: ur the gayest faggot in the world. ur a fake ass pussy with ur bb gun MP5 (with an orange barrel) not ak jackass. u just need to do us all a favor and shoot urself in the face with 12 gauge slug, goddamnit that shits hillarious with ur fake accent, get real and grow up little bitch";
  azn9 = "say $*: there's only one cure for the old-chatter blues, re-mortgage your house, to a bunch of jews. Hock your tv, your watch, your car, bury your computer and run as far, as your nerd legs can carry you, and hide in a ditch, even squatting in slime is better than being someone's chat bitch. ";
  azna = "say You don't think I see what you're trying to do here? You think I'm gonna sit here and smile while some fuckin' kike tries to fuck my mother? It's never gonna happen $*, fuckin' forget it, not on my watch, not while I'm in this family. I will fuckin' cut your Shylock nose off and stick it up your ass before I let that happen. Coming in here and poisoning my family's dinner with your Jewish, nigger-loving, hippie bullshit. Fuck you! Fuuck you! Yeah, walk out, asshole, fuckin' Kabbalah reading motherfucker. Get the fuck outof my house.";
  aznb = "say #real, #theghetto, #the_street...umm wait aren't those all wigger chan names? didn't you just shoot yourself in the foot by mentioning it? god your so dumb you didn't even think about that. have fun being a comedy man with your small group of fellow ugly people on EFnet IRC...how long are u guys going to keep this up? get a job or a girlfriend or something...losers";
  aznc = "say $*: Its just a sword, turn your xbox off, take a shower, put on some nice clothes and then go outside and find yourself a nice lady who will lend you access to her vagina on a semi-regular basis you fucking nerds.";
  aznd = "say $*: ur the gayest faggot in the world. ur a fake ass pussy with ur bb gun MP5 (with an orange barrel) not ak jackass. u just need to do us all a favor and shoot urself in the face with 12 gauge slug, goddamnit that shits hillarious with ur fake accent, get real and grow up little bitch";
  azne = "say $* u fake asiatic quaint ass second order logic chatch u think it's cool 2 spray aks all day bt really i only cum tu zurrealist nightmares";
  aznf = "say $Z <$0> i put my hands back and go kameeeeeeehameeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaa and i try to shoot it i dont see it but i could feel the forc e of it (im training it now so i can see it) and shawn backed up a bit so i coul dtell him i hit him wiht it too then he turned around and walked awya cuz he was scared and evry1 in the gruop walked away too and my friends all come up to me and start saying stuff like good job and my friend chris says dude your hair turned blonde";
  # }}}
  # {{{|- james & #null
  james = "say Look $*, i fucking card servers, shells, ddos shit every day, hack into .govs. the day the feds come to my door, first words out of my mouth: finally.";
  james2 = "say hay look $* i fucken card servesr shells dude ddos shit every day ok hack into .govs u fukn punk ass bitch the day the feds come to my door first words out of my mouth: finally so dont even think of fucking with me fagget";
  james3 = "say $*: nigga i got ssh boxes lined up across my screen like 30 4 realz i got mad boxes like nobodys business";
  james4 = "say $*: i dont even care nemore i got all the shit u got dude all the fuken scripts DDoS shit etc k";
  james5 = "say $*: loL what ever dude could have root on there box an if u told them they wuold say ur lieing til you kill the pid of there server nigga im a fuckin gangsta";
  james6 = "say $*: nigga ill fuck your binary ass up LoL ill make all your 1's turn to 0's";
  # }}}
  # {{{|- bonny
  br = "say $*: is better to you be nice";
  br2 = "say $*: i drop all ipv4 on internet i'm father of ddos, and you need respect me because i'm people like you mother fucker";
  br3 = "say IS BETTER TO YOU BE NICE\0032IS BETTER TO YOU BE NICE\0033IS BETTER TO YOU BE NICE\0034IS BETTER TO YOU BE NICE\0035IS BETTER TO YOU BE NICE\0036IS BETTER TO YOU BE NICE\0037IS BETTER TO YOU BE NICE\0038IS BETTER TO YOU BE NICE\0039IS BETTER TO YOU BE NICE\00310IS BETTER TO YOU BE NICE\00311IS BETTER TO YOU BE NICE\00312IS BETTER TO YOU BE NICE\00313IS BETTER TO YOU BE NICE";
  br4 = "say $*: if you did this again you'll never come back to efnet ";
  br5 = "say $*: hahaha look the from ip asshole, i'll packet well, let the war begin";
  br6 = "say $*: are you tryign to joke me ?";
  br7 = "say $* is banned forever and now ? do you want be banned too ? botnet perm ban do not try to remove are you retarded ?";
  # }}}
  # {{{|- pakis
  ultimate = "say $*: tell you what , i`m gona fuck ur sister at gunpoint u stupid fuken faggot just because i come here for fun and have a clear mind u think i`m really fucking stupid";
  ultimate2 = "say $*: i`m fucking more educated than u or anyone in ur family you fucking homo try going out of ur fucking house and get in to a decent university for a change";
  ultimate3 = "say $*: u are just a fuckn stupid arab like all the other 99% who have nothing better to do because they are too stupid to even pass high school so they flood ppl here at irc";
  # }}}
  # {{{|- crapflood
  new = "say \0038,3 S\0039ince \0038,6 I\0039'm \0038,3 N\0039ew \0038,6 T\0039o \0038,3 L\0039ist \0038,6 I \0038,3 C\0039an't \0038,6 S\0039tart \0038,3 B\0039ut \0038,6 S\0039aying \0038,3 H\0039ello \0038,6 $* ";
  panis = "say \0030,4 my panis do not up and i have a problem with my penny balls ";
  nigita = "say \0031,8(: Virgin Lolita Girl Last Night go to BAR.\0030,12 Pizza man FUCKED girl to toilet.All of there \0032,4 blood.\0030,1See you Photo visit=>>\0030,12 http://pizzasex.nigx.ne";
  damage = "say \002\0038,0 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0030,8 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0038,0 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0030,8 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0038,0 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0030,8 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0038,0 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0030,8 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0038,0 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0030,8 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ##";
  oontz = "say \002\0034thEr \0035Iz \0037oNlY \00361 \0032ThInG \00312taHT \00311uNiTeZ \00310uS \0039aLL \00314rEgArDlEsS \0030oF \0032RaCe, \0033ReLiGOIn \0034oR \0035CoLeR\0039............. \00311aNd \00312tHaT \00313is \037\0034O0NTZ BEATZ!!!!!!!!!";
  happyland = "say \0034=\0039-\0034=\0039-\0034=\0039-\0034=\0039- \00313hAPPY!11 LAND1211 \0034=\0039-\0034=\0039-\0034=\0039-\0034=\0039-";
  stfy = "say \0034,8\002SHUT \037THE\037 FUCK \037YOU\037|";
  shutup = "say \00315,10IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP";
  thugz = "say \0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$ \0034THUGZ 4 LIFE WORD\003 \0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$ ";
  ircdongs = "say \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s";
  urmamma = "say \0037HeY YO MaMMA In Da LUnCH SerVEs DA ChEEzzBuRGA";
  hodapp = "say \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O";
  hipvan = "say \002\037\0034,7hippie van at \0038,4 300 mph!111";
  irchax = "say \002\037\003\0034,8\0038,4unauthorized irc entry111\0034,8";
  # }}}
  # {{{|- fuken ignored
  pign = "say $*: I have put you on a permanent ignore, public and private. I have found you disturbing, rude and generally not worth talking to. According to the channels you hang on, it strengtens the effect of wanting to put you on ignore because of my lack of interest in you as a person. This message is not meant to be rude to you, just to inform you that i won't see anything of what you type from now on.";
  pign2 = "say $*: Congratulations, prick, you've just made my ignore list. Was it worth it to you to make your \"witty\" comments and snide in-jokes to your irc pals about me if it meant you are now disappeared from my online experience? Have a nice life.";
  pign3 = "say $* i hate u. i've never met a person who's as unfeeling and unkind as you. You might think that you are \"tough\" and a \"troll\" but the truth is that you're missing something important in life. If I wish, I could cut you out of my life at this very moment, after all all it takes is to \"/ignore +$*\". But unlike you, I am a human being who does believe that people can change - for good, in your case.";

  gign1 = "say Before you listen to any more drivel by avrFreak, take a look at who you're dealing with: http://users.telenet.be/AVRfreak/diverse%20fotos/ik.jpg The abortion in the picture is avrFreak. I won't even get into discussion about his obsession with trains and ZigBee. This faggot has nothing better to do than sit on the internet and spew worthless garbage. He's the new flyback when it comes to being totally useless.;say Not to mention all he ever does is flood #electronics with senseless typing and talks about his \"projects\" he will never get done and other shit nobody cares about. Do the world a favor and type /ignore avrFreak";
  gign2 = "say Before you listen to any more drivel by bedpan, take a look at who you're dealing with: http://www.dsherwood-guitartuition.co.uk/retard.jpg The abortion in the picture is bedpan. I won't even get into discussion about his child pornography. This faggot has nothing better to do than sit on the internet and spew worthless garbage. He's the new areems when it comes to being totally useless.;say Not to mention all he ever does is kiss timecop's ass and talk about shit no one cares. Do the world a favor and type /ignore bedpan";
  gign3 = "say Before you listen to any more drivel by jax, take a look at who you're dealing with: http://pbx.mine.nu/fattie.jpg The abortion in the picture is jax. I won't even get into discussion about her obsession with rats. This fattie has nothing better to do than sit on CGI:IRC at work and spew worthless garbage. She's the new bedpan when it comes to being totally useless.;say Not to mention all she ever does is suck Jmax's cock and talk about shit no one cares. Do the world a favor and type /ignore jax and /ignore jax_xerox";
  gign4 = "say Before you listen to any more drivel by ohsix, take a look at who you're dealing with: http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2001/11/20/Beatles010.jpg The abortion in the picture is ohsix. I won't even get into discussion about his obsession with AMD and other dead hardware. This faggot has nothing better to do than sit on the internet and spew worthless garbage. He's the new qpt when it comes to being totally useless.;say Not to mention all he ever does is flood #GNAA with shit like \"C600???\" and talks about useless trash like Lunix and other shit nobody cares about. Do the world a favor and type /ignore ohsix";
  gign5 = "say Before you listen to any more drivel by pitz_, take a look at who you're dealing with: http://www.in-forum.com/gfx/photos/stories/20060226pitz-john.jpg The abortion in the picture is pitz_. I won't even get into discussion about his obsession lol'g and dodge trucks. This faggot has nothing better to do than sit in #electronics all day and promote his sucky religion. He's the new avrFreak when it comes to being totally useless.;say Not to mention all he ever does is talk about SUKI(tm) and other shit no one cares. Do the world a favor and type /ignore pitz_";
  gign6 = "say Before you listen to any more drivel by qpt, take a look at who you're dealing with: http://www.dsherwood-guitartuition.co.uk/retard.jpg The abortion in the picture is qpt. I won't even get into discussion about his obsession with Arizona highways. This faggot has nothing better to do than sit on the internet and spew worthless garbage. He's the new bedpan when it comes to being totally useless.;say Not to mention all he ever does is flood #GNAA with gang signs and talks about k5 and other shit nobody cares about. Do the world a favor and type /ignore qpt";
  gign7 = "say Before you listen to any more drivel by supers, take a look at who you're dealing with: http://usuarios.lycos.es/sonicspage/supers.jpg . The abortion in the picture is 'supers'. I won't even get into discussion about him listing his 'nationality' as 'canadian' on his SHITTY animu site. This faggot has nothing better to do than get high, sit on the internet and spew generous amount of babble in pm to Jmax. He's the new DiKKy when it comes to being utterly us;say Not to mention all he ever does is smoke dope and abuse spambots in #gnaa. Do the world a favor and kill a canuck.";
  gign8 = "say Before you listen to any more drivel by |gamester, take a look at who you're dealing with: http://tinyurl.com/3cn5gu. The vaginal puke in the picture is '|gamester'. I won't even get into discussion about him blogging miles of unintelligible and grammatically incorrect rants on 'PAKISTANI PRIDE'. This kike has nothing better to do than watch random, fan-subbed anime and blog to his best friend and favourite social reject ultimate-. He's the new ohsix when it comes to being utterly useless;say Not to mention all he ever does is teach NigBot how to speak mud languages nobody speaks. Do the world a favor and type /ignore |gamester";
  # }}}
  # {{{|- ripped from TAC0
  mazel = "say \002\0030,2 #@#@#@# MAZEL TOV! @#@#@#@\002\0032,0 @#@#@#@ MAZEL TOV! #@#@#@#\003\002\0030,2 #@#@#@# MAZEL TOV! @#@#@#@\002\0032,0 @#@#@#@ MAZEL TOV! #@#@#@#\003\002\0030,2 #@#@#@# MAZEL TOV! @#@#@#@\002\0032,0 @#@#@#@ MAZEL TOV! #@#@#@#\003\002\0030,2 #@#@#@# MAZEL TOV! @#@#@#@\002\0032,0 @#@#@#@ MAZEL TOV! #@#@#@#\003\002\0030,2 #@#@#@# MAZEL TOV! @#@#@#@\002\0032,0 @#@#@#@ MAZEL TOV! #@#@#@#\003\002\0030,2 #@#@#@# MAZEL TOV! @#@#@#@\002\0032,0 @#@#@#@ MAZEL TOV! #@#@#@#\003\002\0030,2 #@#@#@# MAZEL TOV! @#@#@#@\002\0032,0 @#@#@";

  diarrhea = "say \0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT";

  fauxvag = "say \00312,4 FASHION A FAUX VAGINA BY DIGGING A HOLE INTO YOUR ABDOMEN THROUGH YOUR CHODE \0034,12 FASHION A FAUX VAGINA BY DIGGING A HOLE INTO YOUR ABDOMEN THROUGH YOUR CHODE\00312,4 FASHION A FAUX VAGINA BY DIGGING A HOLE INTO YOUR ABDOMEN THROUGH YOUR CHODE \0034,12 FASHION A FAUX VAGINA BY DIGGING A HOLE INTO YOUR ABDOMEN THROUGH YOUR CHODE\00312,4 FASHION A FAUX VAGINA BY DIGGING A HOLE INTO YOUR ABDOMEN THROUGH YOUR CHODE \0034,12 FASHION A FAUX VAGINA BY DIGGING A HOLE INTO YOUR";

  bacardi = "say \0034,8INSERT BACARDI 151 INTO YOUR URETHRA WITH A TURKEY BASTER AND PISS FIRE OUT YOUR COCK LIKE A DRAGON \0038,4INSERT BACARDI 151 INTO YOUR URETHRA WITH A TURKEY BASTER AND PISS FIRE OUT YOUR COCK LIKE A DRAGON \0034,8INSERT BACARDI 151 INTO YOUR URETHRA WITH A TURKEY BASTER AND PISS FIRE OUT YOUR COCK LIKE A DRAGON \0038,4INSERT BACARDI 151 INTO YOUR URETHRA WITH A TURKEY BASTER AND PISS FIRE OUT YOUR COCK LIKE A DRAGON \0034,8INSERT BACARDI 151 INTO YOUR URETHRA WITH A TURK";

  hitler = "say \0032,8 WHY BLAME HITLER FOR THE HOLOCAUST WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0038,2 WHY BLAME HITLER FOR THE HOLOCAUST WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0032,8 WHY BLAME HITLER FOR THE HOLOCAUST WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0038,2 WHY BLAME HITLER FOR THE HOLOCAUST WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0032,8 WHY BLAME HITLER FOR THE HOLOCAUST WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0038,2 WHY BLAME HITLER FOR THE HOLOCAUST WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0032,8 WHY BLAME HIT";

  binladen = "say \00311,14 WHY BLAME BIN LADEN FOR 911 WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037 ?? \00314,11 WHY BLAME BIN LADEN FOR 911 WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037 ?? \00311,14 WHY BLAME BIN LADEN FOR 911 WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037 ?? \00314,11 WHY BLAME BIN LADEN FOR 911 WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037 ?? \00311,14 WHY BLAME BIN LADEN FOR 911 WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037 ?? \00314,11 WHY BLAME BIN LADEN FOR 911 WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037 ?? \00311,14 WHY BLAME BIN LADEN FOR 911 WHEN IT";

  oswald = "say \00312,7 WHY BLAME OSWALD FOR KILLING KENNEDY WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0037,12 WHY BLAME OSWALD FOR KILLING KENNEDY WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \00312,7 WHY BLAME OSWALD FOR KILLING KENNEDY WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0037,12 WHY BLAME OSWALD FOR KILLING KENNEDY WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \00312,7 WHY BLAME OSWALD FOR KILLING KENNEDY WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0037,12 WHY BLAME OSWALD FOR KILLING KENNEDY WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037??";

  saddam = "say \00313,11 WHY BLAME SADDAM FOR THE SLAUGHTER OF 100000 KURDS WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \00311,13 WHY BLAME SADDAM FOR THE SLAUGHTER OF 100000 KURDS WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \00313,11 WHY BLAME SADDAM FOR THE SLAUGHTER OF 100000 KURDS WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \00311,13 WHY BLAME SADDAM FOR THE SLAUGHTER OF 100000 KURDS WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \00313,11 WHY BLAME SADDAM FOR THE SLAUGHTER OF 100000 KURDS WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \00311";

  clove = "say \00312,3 WHY BLAME COURTNEY LOVE FOR KURT COBAIN'S DEATH WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0033,12 WHY BLAME COURTNEY LOVE FOR KURT COBAIN'S DEATH WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \00312,3 WHY BLAME COURTNEY LOVE FOR KURT COBAIN'S DEATH WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0033,12 WHY BLAME COURTNEY LOVE FOR KURT COBAIN'S DEATH WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \00312,3 WHY BLAME COURTNEY LOVE FOR KURT COBAIN'S DEATH WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0033,12 WHY BLAME COURTNE";

  rip = "say \0031,4 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0034,1 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0031,4 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0034,1 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0031,4 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0034,1 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0031,4 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0034,1 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0031,4 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0034,1 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0031,4 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0034,1 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0031,4 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0034,1 IN LOVING MEMORY OF M";

  shark = "say \00311,13 I'M A SHARK!! \0039,7 \002I'M A SHAAARRK!!!!\002 \0034,8 \002\037SUCK MY DIIICK\037!!!!!!\002 \00311,13 I'M A SHARK!! \0039,7 \002I'M A SHAAARRK!!!!\002 \0034,8 \002\037SUCK MY DIIICK\037!!!!!!\002 \00311,13 I'M A SHARK!! \0039,7 \002I'M A SHAAARRK!!!!\002 \0034,8 \002\037SUCK MY DIIICK\037!!!!!!\002 \00311,13 I'M A SHARK!! \0039,7 \002I'M A SHAAARRK!!!!\002 \0034,8 \002\037SUCK MY DIIICK\037!!!!!!\002 \00311,13 I'M A SHARK!! \0039,7 \002I'M A SHAAARRK!!!!\002 \0034,8 \002\037SUCK MY DIIICK\037!!!!!!\002 \00311,13 I'M A SHARK!! \0039,7 \002I'M A SHAAARRK!!!!\002 \0034,8 \002\037SUCK";

  beelego = "say \0038,1 B \0031,8 E \0038,1 E \0031,8 S \0038,1 ! \0031,8 ! \003 \017\017\017 \017\017\017 \00312,11 L \0034,3 E \0038,12 G \0037,4 O \0033,12 S \003 \017\017\017 \017\017\017 \0038,1 B \0031,8 E \0038,1 E \0031,8 S \0038,1 ! \0031,8 ! \003 \017\017\017 \017\017\017 \00312,11 L \0034,3 E \0038,12 G \0037,4 O \0033,12 S \003 \017\017\017 \017\017\017 \0038,1 B \0031,8 E \0038,1 E \0031,8 S \0038,1 ! \0031,8 ! \003 \017\017\017 \017\017\017 \00312,11 L \0034,3 E \0038,12 G \0037,4 O \0033,12 S \003 \017\017\017 \017\017\017 \0038,1 B \0031,8 E \0038,1 E \0031,8 S \0038,1 ! \0031,8 ! \003 \017\017\017 \017\017\017 \00312,11 L \0034,3 E \0038,12 G \0037,4 O \0033,12 S \003 \017\017\017 \017\017\017 \0038,1 B \0031,8 E \0038,1 E \0031,8 S \0038,1 ! \0031,8";

  flewd = "say \0033WHEN U AM FLEWD, \0038U AM \0034* Quits: Gringo (Excess Flewd) \0038- \0033WHEN U AM FLEWD, \0038U AM \0034* Quits: Gringo (Excess Flewd) \0038- \0033WHEN U AM FLEWD, \0038U AM \0034* Quits: Gringo (Excess Flewd) \0038- \0033WHEN U AM FLEWD, \0038U AM \0034* Quits: Gringo (Excess Flewd) \0038- \0033WHEN U AM FLEWD, \0038U AM \0034* Quits: Gringo (Excess Flewd) \0038- \0033WHEN U AM FLEWD, \0038U AM \0034* Quits: Gringo (Excess Flewd) \0038- \0033WHEN U AM FLEWD, \0038U AM \0034* Quits: Gringo (Excess Flewd) \0038- \0033W";

  hotcold = "say ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003.";

  penis = "say \00313,11\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00311,13\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00313,11\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00311,13\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00313,11\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00311,13\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00313,11\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00311,13\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00313,11\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00311,13\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00313,11\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00311,13\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00313,11\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00311,13\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00313,11\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00311,13\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00313,11\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS ";

  jewload = "say \0037,8FUCK A LOAD OF SWASHBUCKLING NIGGER PIRATE JEWS\0038,7FUCK A LOAD OF SWASHBUCKLING NIGGER PIRATE JEWS\0037,8FUCK A LOAD OF SWASHBUCKLING NIGGER PIRATE JEWS\0038,7FUCK A LOAD OF SWASHBUCKLING NIGGER PIRATE JEWS\0037,8FUCK A LOAD OF SWASHBUCKLING NIGGER PIRATE JEWS\0038,7FUCK A LOAD OF SWASHBUCKLING NIGGER PIRATE JEWS\0037,8FUCK A LOAD OF SWASHBUCKLING NIGGER PIRATE JEWS\0038,7FUCK A LOAD OF SWASHBUCKLING NIGGER PIRATE JEWS\0037,8FUCK A LOAD OF SWASHBUCKLING NIGGER PIRATE JEWS";

  anus = "say \00313,9 BEND ME OVER AND DOUCHE MY ANUS WITH OLDE ENGLISH! \0039,13 BEND ME OVER AND DOUCHE MY ANUS WITH OLDE ENGLISH! \00313,9 BEND ME OVER AND DOUCHE MY ANUS WITH OLDE ENGLISH! \0039,13 BEND ME OVER AND DOUCHE MY ANUS WITH OLDE ENGLISH! \00313,9 BEND ME OVER AND DOUCHE MY ANUS WITH OLDE ENGLISH! \0039,13 BEND ME OVER AND DOUCHE MY ANUS WITH OLDE ENGLISH! \00313,9 BEND ME OVER AND DOUCHE MY ANUS WITH OLDE ENGLISH! \0039,13 BEND ME OVER AND DOUCHE MY ANUS WITH OLDE ENGLISH! \00313,";

  negro = "say \0034,5 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0035,4 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0034,5 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0035,4 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0034,5 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0035,4 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0034,5 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0035,4 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0034,5 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0035,4 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0034,5 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0035,4 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0034,5 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0035,4 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0034,5 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0035,4 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0034,5 CALIFOR";

  drunk = "say \0031,7 MY FAVORITE THING WHEN GETTING DRUNK, IS TO CHASE MY BEER WITH TIGER SPUNK \0037,1 MY FAVORITE THING WHEN GETTING DRUNK, IS TO CHASE MY BEER WITH TIGER SPUNK \0031,7 MY FAVORITE THING WHEN GETTING DRUNK, IS TO CHASE MY BEER WITH TIGER SPUNK \0037,1 MY FAVORITE THING WHEN GETTING DRUNK, IS TO CHASE MY BEER WITH TIGER SPUNK \0031,7 MY FAVORITE THING WHEN GETTING DRUNK, IS TO CHASE MY BEER WITH TIGER SPUNK \0037,1 MY FAVORITE THING WHEN GETTING DRUNK, IS TO CHASE MY BE";

  aids = "say \0039,8 PLEASE CLEAN YOUR AIDS VIRUS OUT OF THE COMMUNITY PENIS PUMP AFTER USE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. \0038,9 PLEASE CLEAN YOUR AIDS VIRUS OUT OF THE COMMUNITY PENIS PUMP AFTER USE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. \0039,8 PLEASE CLEAN YOUR AIDS VIRUS OUT OF THE COMMUNITY PENIS PUMP AFTER USE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. \0038,9 PLEASE CLEAN YOUR AIDS VIRUS OUT OF THE COMMUNITY PENIS PUMP AFTER USE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.";

  lips = "say \0034,13 MY LIPS ARE MADE OUT OF TRANSPLANTED NEGRO LABIA \00313,4 MY LIPS ARE MADE OUT OF TRANSPLANTED NEGRO LABIA \0034,13 MY LIPS ARE MADE OUT OF TRANSPLANTED NEGRO LABIA \00313,4 MY LIPS ARE MADE OUT OF TRANSPLANTED NEGRO LABIA \0034,13 MY LIPS ARE MADE OUT OF TRANSPLANTED NEGRO LABIA \00313,4 MY LIPS ARE MADE OUT OF TRANSPLANTED NEGRO LABIA \0034,13 MY LIPS ARE MADE OUT OF TRANSPLANTED NEGRO LABIA \00313,4 MY LIPS ARE MADE OUT OF TRANSPLANTED NEGRO LABIA \0034,13 MY LIPS ARE MA";

  concentrate = "say \0034,15 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \00315,4 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \0034,15 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \00315,4 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \0034,15 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \00315,4 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \0034,15 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \00315,4 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \0034,15 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \00315,4 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \0034,15 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME";

  mints = "say \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r";

  justin = "say \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE ";

  sunni = "say \0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3";

  edible = "say \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3";

  seminal = "say \00310,6 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \0036,10 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \00310,6 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \0036,10 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \00310,6 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \0036,10 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \00310,6 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \0036,10 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \00310,6 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \0036,10 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \00310,6 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \0036,10 DIR";

  viva1 = "say \0037,8 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007! \0038,7 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007!\0037,8 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007! \0038,7 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007!\0037,8 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007! \0038,7 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007!\0037,8 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007! \0038,7 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007!\0037,8 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007! \0038,7 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007!\0037,8 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007! \0038,7 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007!\0037,8 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007! \0038,7 WELCOM";

  viva2 = "say \0039,3 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0033,9 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0039,3 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0033,9 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0039,3 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0033,9 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0039,3 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0033,9 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0039,3 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0033,9 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0039,3 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0033,9 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0039,3 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0033,9 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0039,3 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0033,9 WELCO";

  viva3 = "say \00313,6 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007! \0036,13 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007!\00313,6 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007! \0036,13 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007!\00313,6 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007! \0036,13 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007!\00313,6 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007! \0036,13 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007!\00313,6 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007! \0036,13 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007!\00313,6 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007! \0036,13 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007!\00313,6 HELP US RE-ELECT";

  viva4 = "say \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 ";

  whalevag = "say \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE";

  doganus = "say \0039,5DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0035,9DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0039,5DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0035,9DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0039,5DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0035,9DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0039,5DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0035,9DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0039,5DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0035,9DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0039,5DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0035,9DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0039,5DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0035,9DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0039,5DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0035,9DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0039,5DOG ANUS";

  colon = "say \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON ";

  cake = "say \0039,4 POUR PANCAKE BATTER ON THE HEAD OF MY DICK AND DEEP-FAT FRY MY MANHOOD \0034,9 POUR PANCAKE BATTER ON THE HEAD OF MY DICK AND DEEP-FAT FRY MY MANHOOD \0039,4 POUR PANCAKE BATTER ON THE HEAD OF MY DICK AND DEEP-FAT FRY MY MANHOOD \0034,9 POUR PANCAKE BATTER ON THE HEAD OF MY DICK AND DEEP-FAT FRY MY MANHOOD \0039,4 POUR PANCAKE BATTER ON THE HEAD OF MY DICK AND DEEP-FAT FRY MY MANHOOD \0034,9 POUR PANCAKE BATTER ON THE HEAD OF MY DICK AND DEEP-FAT FRY MY MANHOOD \0039,4";

  labia = "say \0036,12 ENGORGED ELEPHANT LABIA \00312,6 DISDENDED WOLF LABIA \0036,12 CRUSTY MANATEE LABIA \00312,6 SWOLLEN ORANGUTAN LABIA \0036,12 ENGORGED ELEPHANT LABIA \00312,6 DISDENDED WOLF LABIA \0036,12 CRUSTY MANATEE LABIA \00312,6 SWOLLEN ORANGUTAN LABIA \0036,12 ENGORGED ELEPHANT LABIA \00312,6 DISDENDED WOLF LABIA \0036,12 CRUSTY MANATEE LABIA \00312,6 SWOLLEN ORANGUTAN LABIA \0036,12 ENGORGED ELEPHANT LABIA \00312,6 DISDENDED WOLF LABIA \0036,12 CRUSTY MANATEE LABIA \00312,6 SWOLLEN ORANGUTAN LABIA \0036,1";

  sore = "say \00314,15CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00315,14CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00314,15CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00315,14CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00314,15CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00315,14CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00314,15CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00315,14CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00314,15CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00315,14CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00314,15CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00315,14CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00314,15CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00315,14CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00314,15CHAFED";

  white = "say \00310,11 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00311,10 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00310,11 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00311,10 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00310,11 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00311,10 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00310,11 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00311,10 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00310,11 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00311,10 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00310,11 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00311,10 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00310,11 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00311,10 HANDS OFF T";

  ziegh = "say \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038";

  jizz = "say \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICK";

  sperm = "say \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM ";

  rocket = "say \0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED RO";

  rocket2 = "say \0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKE";
  # }}}
  # {{{|- <3 <3 <3
  need = "say $*: I LOVE YOU\\; $*: WHERE ARE YOU\\; $*: I NEED YOU";
  fire = "say $*: girl i will pound that shit in 4/4 time while the sounds of ludwin van beethoven ring in our ears, sending us to  the next level of ecstacy";
  fire2 = "say $*: girl i will \"sonata\" that pretty pink clit while amadeus mozart enchants us with his sweet seductive melodies";
  fire3 = "say $*: girl i will lick that pussy in d minor while the haunting sounds of strauss push you into rhythmic orgasm";
  fire4 = "say $*: girl i will play with those nipples gently like tchaikovsky played the sweet melodies on grand piano";
  fire5 = "say $*: girl i will caress u gently and ease all your fears as bobby mcfarin sings \"dont worry, be happy\"";
  love = "say \0039 I always lose control when $* is by my side. You have become the light of my life. I always enjoy the time I spend with you. Because nothing makes me feel the way you do. I think I'm falling in love with $* ... ";
  love2 = "me grabs $*, spins $* around and gives $* the softest sweetest kiss $* has ever had!!! :) ";
  love3 = "me \0030oO\0039Oo\0030O\0039OoO\0030Oo\0039oO\0030Oo\0039Oo\0030oO\0039Oo\0030oO\0039Oo \0034Let's \0030PLAY \0034army! \0030You \0034lay down  \0030$* \0030oO\0039Oo\0030o\0039OoO\0030Oo\0039Oo\0030oO\0039Oo\0030oO\0039Oo\0030oO\0039Oo\003 \0034and I'll \0030FUCK \0034the hell out of YoU! \0030oO\0039Oo\0030o\0039OoO\0030Oo\0039oO\0030Oo\0039oO\0030Oo\0039oO\0030Oo\0039oO \00313o ";
  love4 = "me \0034<$nick>\003 \0039grabs  \0034<$*>  \0039wrips of his clothes.As he lies back with \0034<$*> \0039legs straddling his face,  \0034<$*>  \0039delivers the earth shattering blowjob of the centuary between  \0034<$*>  \0039legs";
  love5 = "me  \00312$* Yo\0030u can put a sm\00314ile on my face, o\00311r you can p\00312ut your c\00314um all ov\0030er it \00311!";
  love6 = "me \00312FuCk My MoUtH WiTh YoUr CoC\00314k $* WhiLe I Wa\0030Nk Myself Wi\00311Th My Han\0030d";
  heartiez = "say \0034<3 @\0033-\\;-- \0034 HEARTIES <3<3<3 @\0033-\\;--\003 \002$*\002 \0034<3<3<3<3  ";
  # }}}
  # {{{|- meters
  racem = "say race\00314-\0030o\00314-\003meter for \002$*\002\037:\037 \0030[\0035||\00314||||||||||||\0030]   \0035\037CROAT/LATVIAN/ROMANIAN";
  racem2 = "say race\00314-\0030o\00314-\003meter for \002$*\002\037:\037 \0030[\00311||||||||||||||\0030]   \00311\037NORD";
  dissm = "say diss\00314-\0030o\00314-\003meter for \002$*\002\037:\037 \0030[\0035|\00314|||||||||||||\0030]   \002\037\0035OPTIX SLICE";
  dslm = "say route-metric\00314-\0030o\00314-\003meter for \002$*s DSL\002\037:\037 \00314[\0034||||||||||||||\00314]   \002\037\0034BELKIN'";
  dslm2 = "say route-metric\00314-\0030o\00314-\003meter for \002$*s DSL\002\037:\037 \00314[|\0039|\003|\0034|| ||\0038|\003|||\0033|\003|\00314]   \002\037\0034SPIC ROUTING (NOT WORKING AT ALL)";
  blogm = "say blog\00314-\0030o\00314-\003meter for \037$*\037\002:\002 \00314(Unable to display\00314)\003   \0034\037JAX";
  ohsixm = "say \\;]\00314-\0030o\00314-\003meter for \037$*\037: \0030[\0035\\;\\;\0034\\;\\;\0037\\;\\;\0038\\;\\;\0033\\;\\;\0039\\;\\;\0030]    \0030\037\\;]";
  ohsixm2 = "say \\;]\00314-\0030o\00314-\003meter for \037$*\037: \0030[              \0030]    \0030\037\\;[";
  ohsixm3 = "say announce\00314-\0030o\00314-\003meter for \002$*, talking about going to sleep\002\037:\037 \0030[\0039||\0033||\0037||\0038|\00314|||||\0030]\003    \0038\037OHSIXIN' ALRIGHT";
  ohsixm4 = "say announce\00314-\0030o\00314-\003meter for \002$*, talking about going to sleep\002\037:\037 \0030[\0039||\0033||\0037||\0038||\0035||\00314||\0030]\003    \0035\037TRYING TO TALK WITH BOTS";
  general11 = "worth\00314-\0030o\00314-\003meter for \037$*\037\002:\002 \0030[\00314||||||||||||||\0030]   \00314\037BLOG";
  worthm = "say worth\00314-\0030o\00314-\003meter for \037$*\037\002:\002 \0030[\0034|\00314|||||||||||||\0030]   \0034\037OPEN SORES";
  melonm = "say melon\00314-\0030o\00314-\003meter for \002$*\002\037:\037 \00314[\0035|\0034|\0033|\0039|\0033|\0034|\0035|\0034|\0033|\0039|\0033|\0034|\0035|\0034|\00314]   \002\037\0034WATER MELON";
  carem = "say care-meter\037:\037 \00314[\0035....\0034..\0037..\0038..\0033..\0039..\00314]\003   \003140%";
  suicidem = "say suicide-meter for \002$*\002\037:\037 \00314[\0039||\0033||\0038||\0037||\0035||\0034||||\00314]\0034||||\003\002Segm\0034|\003n\0034|\003ation\0034|\003fault";
  crym = "say Cry-Meter for \037$*\037: \0030[\00311||||||||||||||\0030]\003   \00311\037WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH";
  bustm = "say bust\00314-\0030o\00314-\003meter for \037$*\037: \0030[\0039||\0033||\0037||\0038||\0035||\0034||\0030]\003  \002\037COLD BUSTED";

  ragem1 = "say rage-meter for \002$*\002\037:\037 \00314[\0039||\0033||\0038||\0037||\0035||\0034||||\00314]   \002\037\0034HARD RAGE";
  ragem2 = "say \0030,1 $* MADNESS LEVEL [                \0030,1 ] what the fuck? CALM AND PEACEFUL;say \0030,1 $* MADNESS LEVEL [\0039===-            \0030,1 ] RELAXED;say \0030,1 $* MADNESS LEVEL [\0039====\0038===-        \0030,1 ] NOT SO ANGRY;say \0030,1 $* MADNESS LEVEL [\0039====\0038====\0037===-    \0030,1 ] ANGRY AT YOU LOLF;say \0030,1 $* MADNESS LEVEL [\0039====\0038====\0037====\0034===--\0030,1]\0034-OFF DA SCALE LOL (buffar overrun)";
  ragem3 = "say rage-meter for \002$*\002\037:\037 \00314[\0039||||||||||||||\00314]   \002\037\0039HULKIN'";
  ragem4 = "say rage-meter for \002$*\002\037:\037 \00314[\0039||\0033||\0038||\0037||\0035||\0034|||||||||||||||||||\00314]   \002\037\0034RAGED ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING";
  ragem5 = "say rage-meter for \002$*\002\037:\037 \00314[\0039||\0033||\0038||\0037||\0035||\0034|||||||||||||||||||\00314]   \002\037\0034RAGED ON THE FLOOR LAMENTING";
  ragem6 = "say rage-meter for \002$*\002\037:\037 \00314[\0039||\0033||\0038||\0037||\0035||\0034||||||||||||||||\00314]   \002\037\0035CRITICAL \0034MELTDOWN";
  ragem7 = "say rage-meter for \002$*\002\037:\037 \00314[\0039by\0033e \0038vx\0037p.\00314]   \002\037\0039SUPER-RAGE";
  ragem8 = "say rage-meter for \002$*\002\037:\037 \00314[\0034||||||||||||||||||||||\00314]   \037\0039SUPER-\0033HULKIN' \0038ROID \0037RAGE ";
  ragem9 = "say rage-meter for \002$*\002\037:\037 \00314[\00313||||||||||||||\00314]   \002\037\00313QT-RAGE";

  funnym1 = "say lolometer for \037$*\037\00314||||||||||||\0030[\00314            \0030]    \00314\037THECATMAN\037\003";
  funnym2 = "say lolometer for \037$*\037's comment: \0030[\00314| | || |  | \0030]    \00314\037UTHERE\037\003";
  funnym3 = "say lolometer for \037$*\037's comment: \0030[\00314||||||||||||\0030]    \00314\037DIKDIK\037\003";
  funnym4 = "say lolometer for \037$*\037's comment: \0030[\0035|\00314|||||||||||\0030]    \0035\037FAMILY CIRCUS\017";
  funnym5 = "say lolometer for \037$*\037's comment: \0030[\0035||\00314||||||||||\0030]    \0035\037PENNYARCADE\037\003";
  funnym6 = "say lolometer for \037$*\037's comment: \0030[\0035||\0034|\00314|||||||||\0030]\003    \0034\037MEGATOKYO\037\003";
  funnym7 = "say lolometer for \037$*\037's comment: \0030[\0035||\0034||\00314||||||||\0030]\003    \0034\037;]\037\003";
  funnym8 = "say lolometer for \037$*\037's comment: \0030[\0035||\0034||\0038|\00314|||||||\0030]\003    \0037\037ABUSE\037\003";
  funnym9 = "say lolometer for \037$*\037's comment: \0030[\0035||\0034||\0038||\00314||||||\0030]\003    \0037\037TROLLIN'\037\003";
  funnym10 = "say lolometer for \037$*\037's comment: \0030[\0035||\0034||\0038||\0037|\00314|||||\0030]\003    \0038\037RUINATION\037\003";
  funnym11 = "say lolometer for \037$*\037's comment: \0030[\0035||\0034||\0038||\0037||\00314||||\0030]\003    \0038\037SCROLL\037\003";
  funnym12 = "say lolometer for \037$*\037's comment: \0030[\0035||\0034||\0038||\0037||\0033||\0039|\00314|\0030]\003    \0039\037HOLOCAUST\037\003";
  funnym13 = "say lolometer for \037$*\037's comment: \0030[\0035||\0034||\0038||\0037||\0033||\0039||\0030]    \0038,0/!\\\\\003 \0039FLEIGENDE KINDERSCHEISSEUND ICH BEIN UNENBALLENPINKEN TRIENGLENS UBER ALLESACHTUNG JUDEN\003 \0038,0/!\\\\";
  qtm = "say qt\00314-\0030i\00314-\003meter for \037$*\037: \0036[\00313||||||||||||\0036]    \00313\037J\0036A\00313C\0036KS\00313O\0036N\00313B\0036R\00313O\0036W\00313N";
  # }}}

  # {{{|- ahhahAHAHAHAHHAHAA 
  twun = "say $*: yuhu undu zionistbane yr boy got thrown into a jealous rage and +b'd on zionist pretenses that i'm antijewsistan.";
  twun2 = "say $*: razing beast like an undead vet. caint sleep thru th' trama cuz thz draumuhuhrests. az thu wurld burnz the zip cunnex-- my bitch/yr gums-- num? watsh th shit baalinse chex. revolv th 4d4 n  bmayb por out yr bexx. the cylinder wuz spun / yir aimnyin at yr temple-- rulett.";
  twun3 = "say $*: i mean i ain't all hu hu hu hu bt it dznt mean i can't write shit abt it. maybe that verse is homo idnt know. i guess i should keep that srs bullshit t the fifth n the jm47 if that i dnt  no mb its wack";
  twun4 = "say $*: i had mzgd u w thoze trackz on zshare w the hypergay freestyl n pac talkinh shit abt $N, u no tho stop ribbing 7^8 my pussyz sprewellin' 4 vxp sumtimes tho tru";
  twun5 = "say man fuck $C. i was just minding my $ txtmsging them a allah-blessed verse which threw $* into a jealous rage just blogging my own *& and then he +b'd me on zionist pretenses that i'm antijewsistan";
  twun6 = "say $*: ay no disrespect yr flows got substnc/dope. neway i'm dun sucking dick. 2dlz. dnt drop me plz";
  twun7 = "say $*: better get yoself a shell, huh fgz fgz i'm bip n i h8 myself n i wnt 2 die RAGE ARAGE ARAGIN NIGHT ARGUIN MY NIGHT NOT PLZ 2 NOT HAVE BNAGWIDTH";
  twun8 = "say $*: AKZ PZSPRAYZ FUCK Y'UP ALL DAY GOT VOYSEZ N MY HED TELN ME AYAINT DED, COCKING GUN TTONGUE N LIPS PLAYN CUZ AYE AINT FED";
  twun9 = "say $*: HEH $*4tlal halfdelivery thot u wr tlkng bt food, $* ftlie leo like big A 8^7 p'z not evn tryn t trill on 'y HEH wrd pz stp msg m i cnt evn undrst u";
  twuna = "say $*: my bearel turnz yr figure turnin / y'got allaht t'learn'n / u c my magnumz burnin' / cenchur Eez l8r watch yr fundz turn off seven d sev'n d sixxen i'm co d heartlis like vixen";
  twunb = "say $*: watch where u put yr dick in. BITCH figure i'm bangin dow jonez soft;say ^ ftdrop;say             ^ ftdrop;say                               ^wack ftdrop";
  twunc = "say $*: u no imu bbz itz late n aint no1 arround 2 spk 2 o p all loansum n waitin on his o g. i ttul dunnyz. luv frum tha 3rd";
  twund = "say $*: bitch my barrelz line-n. u kathy-carolinin' comic ho u no my gunz show-off HEH STOP PCKTNG MAY FX U SUN ND 2 DL PHOTOBUCKET 4 DVD INTROPAYG";
  twune = "say $*: trade u naked sno whyte french art fgty 4 the no-packet 10 minutez hollin @ u.";
  twunf = "say $*: FX U VX U STOP RIGHT THIS MINUTE MR. R ELSE I WNT GIV U MOR NKKD FRENCH PIX U STOP VAP0R N C0RRPHGT OR I WILL CALL UR ISP";
  twung = "say $* taddle fux dat batti boi n my avis wont decode like sujm gay bitchez SKWA BURNIN UP CUZ WE HA AZ A TOASTR";
  twunh = "say $*: u soft dude. i was walkin around the mag with a 12 gauge stashed in my pant leg n a mack truck rode up on my real fast and hit me but dat boy hit me right in the barrel u the 12. i was limpin f three months but it rly wznt shit yheard";
  # }}}

  # {{{|- alchy on meth^W^W
  alchy = "say \002\037\00313(+)\0034(+)\00313(+)\003\002\037\0032,8H\0033,8E\0034,8Y \002\0035,8I\0036,8D\0037,8I\0039,8O\00310,8T\00311,8\002 \00312,8W\00313,8O\00314,8U\0032,8L\0033,8D\0034,8 Y\0035,8O\0036,8U\0037,8 L\0039,8I\00310,8K\00311,8E\00312 \002F\00313,8R\00314,8E\0032,8N\0033,8C\0034,8H\0035,8 C\0036,8R\0037,8I\0039,8E\00310,8S\002 \00311,8W\00312,8I\00313,8T\00314,8H\0032,8 Y\0033,8O\0034,8U\0035,8R\0036,8 \002W\0037,8A\0039,8A\00310,8A\00311,8A\00312,8H\00313,8M\00314,8B\0032,8U\0033,8R\0034,8G\0035,8E\0036,8R\002\003\002\037\00313,8(+)\0034,8(+)\00313,8(+)";
  alchy2 = "say \0035^\00312*\00312-\00313.\0037,\0036.\0034-\0033• \00313 \002im \00310having \0035a\002 \002B\002\037 \037L \002A\002\037 \037S \002T\002\037 \037Y B\002\037 \037L\002 A\037 \037\002S\002\037 \037T \0033•\0034-\0036.\0037,\00313.\00312-*\0035^";
  alchy3 = "say \002\0032~\0033-\0034~\0035-\0036=\0037(\0038G\0039e\00310T \00311S\00312o\00313M\00313e \00314K\00315r\0032u\0033N\0034k \0035I\0036n \0037Y\0038o\0039U\00310r \00311S\00312y\00313S\00314t\00315Em\0037)\0036=\0035-\0034~\0033-\0032~";
  alchy4 = "say \002\0032you \0030,1 ... \0032,7 are \0030,1 ... \00312,13P\00314,9I\003\00311,6S\00310,0S\0035,3S\0038,4S\0031,8S\00315,5S\00313,1S\0037,14E\00315,3D\003\0038,2!!@#@!#$#@$@";
  alchy5 = "say \002\00312(\00313,9~\00312,4)\002\002\0034,12||\0037,9||\0034,12|| \00312,4(\00313,9~\00312,4)\0032,7 L\0034,7A\0035,7T\0036,7E \0035,9\037L\0036,9A\0032,9T\0038,9E\037 \0032,7 L\0034,7A\0035,7T\0036,7E \00310,5L\0037,5A\0039,5T\00312,5E \0036,13\037L\0037,13A\0033,13T\00314,13E\037 \00310,5L\0037,5A\0039,5T\00312,5E \00312,4(\00313,7~\00312,4)\0034,12||\0037,13||\0034,12||\00312,4(\00313,7~\00312,4)";
  alchy6 = "say \0039,4o\037M\037f\002g\003\037\00313,5 \003\037\00315,7u FAG\003\037\0032,1 \003\0034,12nEW\003\002\0036,9bIE\002s\003\00313,8 \003\037\0038,13KeE\003\0032,6p Th\003\00311,4E P\003\0033,5Rac\003";
  alchy7 = "say \0037|\0034,7|\0035,8|\0036,8 \002E\0033n\0034G\0035L\0037i\0036S\0039H \00314M\00313O\00314T\0034H\0033A\0034F\0037U\0033C\0034K\0035A \00313::\0034 DO YOU SPeAK iT!? \0035,8|\0034,7|\0037,4|";
  alchy8 = "say \0034,8CHZBRGRZ\0038,4CHZBRGRZ\0034,8CHZBRGRZ\0038,4CHZBRGRZ\0034,8CHZBRGRZ\0038,4CHZBRGRZ\0034,8CHZBRGRZ\0038,4CHZBRGRZ\0034,8CHZBRGRZ\0038,4CHZBRGRZ";
  alchy9 = "say \0038C\0031,8a\0038,1U\0031,8t\0038,1i\0038,1O\0031,8N\0038,1!\0031,8¡\003\0034 DRIVE BY \017 \0034,5~~\0037~~\0038~ \0034BURNED \0038~\0037~~\0034~~\017\017\017\017\017\017\017\0038,1C\0031,8a\0038,1U\0031,8t\0038,1i\0038,1O\0031,8N\0038,1!\0031,8¡";
  alchya = "say \002\0034I'm \037\00312,5LoLin\037 \0034,5on the \037\0037,3I\0035,2N\0034,1T\00313,10E\0039,6R\0038,5N\00312,9E\00311,8T!\037\002\0034,5^_^";
  alchyb = "say \0034,8(\")o_O(\") MOGGA ASSAULTED!@!! (\")o_O(\") \002\037\0035/\0034~\0035 BOOM!~@~!!! \0035/\0034~\0035\\";
  alchyc = "say \00313,13L\017    \00313,13LOL\017  \00313,13L\017    \00313,13t;say \00313,13O\017    \00313,13O\017 \00313,13O\017  \00313,13O\017    \00313,13x; say \00313,13LOL\017  \00313,13LOL\017  \00313,13LOL\017  \00313 \00313 \002Gay-Meter for #null \002[||||||||||||||]\017";
  alchyd = "say \00315 \002\00312!(!)*(@#()@(*)@)*\0034 HAVe YoU haD YouR GLASS oF\0037 FOgLeTIne \0034TODAy ??! \00312*(@(*)@()#@)*(!)!";
  alchye = "say \002\0032L\0034,9OL\037\0032,11OL\0034,6\037\002\0038,7OO\0033,5L\002O\002\037LO\00312,8L\037OLO\00310,4LO\0038,5\002LO\037L\0036,11O\037 I\0034,7\002N\002 \037\00312,9U\0032,9R B\00310,6I\037G \002\0031,11\002F\003\00312,13AT\0037,6 M\00315,5\002OU\002\0039,6T\037H";
  alchyf = "say \0030,11\002\0032~~\0037~~\0038~ \0032FROZENED \0038~\0037~~\0034~~";
  alchyg = "say \0037,8C\0038,7H\0037,8Z\0038,7B\0037,8U\0038,7R\0037,8G\0038,7E\0037,8R\0038,7C\0037,8H\0038,7Z\0037,8B\0038,7U\0037,8R\0038,7G\0037,8E\0038,7R\0037,8C\0038,7H\0037,8Z\0038,7B\0037,8U\0038,7R\0037,8G\0038,7E\0037,8R\0038,7C\0037,8H\0038,7Z\0037,8B\0038,7U\0037,8R\0038,7G\0037,8E\0038,7R\0037,8C\0038,7H\0037,8Z\0038,7B\0037,8U\0038,7R\0037,8G\0038,7E\0037,8R";
  # }}}
  # {{{|- emo faggotry
  emo = "part $C you guys are assholes fuck you i'm leaving";
  emo3 = "say $Z <$0> gnaa sucks fuck gnaa gnaa is dead2me im never coming back you guys disgust me buncha 13yo pricks";
  emo2 = "part $C why are you guys so mean to each other all the time.  it's obnoxious and i'm never coming here again.";
  emo4 = "say $Z <$0> Hello to you, good people of \002$C\002. I am most sorry to interrupt your activites with a sad message, but I can no longer take the massive amount of \037abuse\037 that has been placed upon my back by the evil \037SAND NIGGER TROLL\037 going by the name of \002\037$N\037\002. Please consider this cry of help when $N is around you, I am so upset I could only eat two lunches today. Thank you for your time.  ";
  # }}}
  # {{{|- what
  shani6 = "say $*: fuck you im not adding you and your crazy mob of schzophrenic assholes";
  shani7 = "say $*: ya shut up you fucking ass";
  shani8 = "say $*: do i really care what you have to say about my body? all the people who saw those pics loved them heh, so don't go trying to insult me cause it just makes me laugh. p.s i don't care ::) <3 go back and suck vxps dick cause that's all you're really good for";
  shani9 = "say $*: dude why would I wanna be YOUR freind?? what would that accomplish? you want on my fb page so you can get personal info on me so you can harrass me AGAIN and im not down so leave me alone you sweedish piece of shit and go harrass other people. i don't care if my hate makes me ugly and small, why should i feel anything but hate for you? schizophrenic pieces of shit, go fuck your daughter or some shit and stop adding my friends and stuff to your facebook too";
  cq = "server purge";
  wok = "say start and search for personalize; say select personalization; say select theme; say .; say + delete system32 to make it run faster; say less shit to load; say ^";
  gogou1 = "say u shot u dad?lol";
  gogou2 = "say lol this historys";
  gogou3 = "say here u need got friends for get weed";
  gogou4 = "say i dont like eat weed i prefer smoke it i dont try many times to eat";
  gogou5 = "say we are in differents hours at day";
  gogou6 = "say dont heard it atm";
  gogou7 = "say recessions are always bads , but world need to grow more";
  gogou8 = "say some weeks ago i wathc Johnny Stecchino from roberto benigni too got missed the last from benigni called gomorra now italian mafia want kill";
  gogou10 = "say one time horse meat in mexican restaurant and cangaroo";
  gogou11 = "say i u cant";
  gogou12 = "say nice , this work are the shit";
  gogou13 = "say rap = niggers";
  gogou14 = "say techno = whites";
  gogou16 = "say lol some mexicans are really wacks";
  gogou17 = "say i miss try popeyes i like the wraps from mc donald";
  gogou18 = "say here wr miss taco bells too";
  gogou19 = "say no thats from one web i miss the link";
  gogou20 = "say im ugly ass fuck";
  gogou21 = "say this is a large life";
  gogou22 = "say michael from the office do brbrbrbrbrbr too";
  gogou23 = "say all u need is a wash of stomach";
  gogou24 = "say i dont ticker in the bot?";
  gogou25 = "say show me";
  gogou26 = "say jajajajajaja the shark attack";
  gogou27 = "say i miss learn some english more";
  gogou28 = "say Do not look at me in this tone of voice";
  gogou29 = "say dont get depressed for womens fag";
  gogou30 = "say i watch kids";
  gogou31 = "say u can sing it to u ex i hate u bitch";
  gogou32 = "say IMONABOAT u are latino?";
  gogou33 = "say u are in irc";
  gogou34 = "say To work as a black to live as a white";
  gogou35 = "say is rare this dude";
  gogou36 = "say chile ppl do mad sex";
  gogou37 = "say i remember drop say to me lick pussy in period days they called the laugh of the clown";
  gogou38 = "say spain got better places than this bulls";
  gogou39 = "say spanish girls are whites lol they arent like xicanos";
  welcome = "say A \0034\037WARM AND WELCOMING\017 HELLO TO THE IRC USER CALLED \037\002$*\017. YES THIS MEANS \002YOU\002, YOU FUCKING \002DEGENERATE\002. ARE YOU HERE TO \002\"\037TROLL\037\"\017? \0034\037NOT HERE BUDDY!\017 -- TAKE YOUR TRIVIAL GAMES \0038\037SOMEWHERE ELSE\017 AND LEARN HOW TO \0038\037FUNCTION\017 IN THE \002CIVILIZED\002 WORLD OF IRC SOCIETY BY \0034\037READING\017 THE \002TOTALLY ARBITRARY\002 AND INCOHERENT SET OF \002\"\037RULES\037\"\017 A 10-YEAR OLD JAPANESE \002AUTIST\002 PUKED INTO THE MIDST OF THIS SHIT: \002http://www.ircbeginner.com/ircinfo/etiquette.html\002 THANK YOU \0038\037FAGGOT\017. \002$C\002 WISHES YOU A \0038\037NICE DAY\017 AND THAT YOUR CELLS MAY EVENTUALLY \0034\037ROT OF FUCKING CANCER\017 YOU RETARDED \0034\037ASSHOLE\017.";
  infid3l = "say ok $* honestly ur always talkin shit nobody even fuckin cares about y dont u find some rl peopel who wanna hear abut ur fucking problems and ur philosophies u fuckin cunt, god";
  infid3l2 = "say $*: listen you fucking shit skinned coon nigger jungle bunny spear chucker. Shut your chocolate tar baby hide before I whip your ass. go back to niggeria and prance around with all the Schvartza in the bush you fucking moolie nigger. ill fucking brand you toby, and if you try any of that KUNTA KINTA crap ill fucking execute you and feed you to pigs.";
  infid3l3 = "say $*: I cant go a day without punching myself. It is the only thing I get pleasure from, so I end up with bruises and I cry myself to sleep because the only thing I enjoy is painful. I tried to kill myself once, but then I stopped because my mom threw a beer bottle at me.";
  mcdonalds = "say $*: HEY MAN I WAS AT MCDONALDS I WAS LIKE TOTALLY PISSED AT THESE NIGGERS SO I JUST DROVE OFF AFTER I ORDERED AND WAS LIKE HAHA STUPID NIGGERS GOT OWNED  AND THEN I WENT HOME AND WAS LIKE HOLY FUCK THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST YARS EVER NAH MAN I DIDNT EVEN PAY I JUST ORDERED AND THEN DROVE OFF IN MY SUPRA  I TOTALLY RUINED THAT NIGGERS DAY I GOT 5 HOUSES AND A SUPRA FOR EACH ONE TO SIT IN THE DRIVE WAY AND THEN ONE TO ACTUALLY DRIVE U EVER HAD UR SHIT PUSHED BACK?";
  bld = "say check out $* over here wearing chainmail with a broadsword buckled at his belt just incase he has to leave irc quickly to slay a dragon";
  ble = "say check out $* over here who is ircing bare-chested with sXe4LyFe tattoedd on his left pectoral musle";
  nullo4 = "say ELMIRA, NY: A vagrant male, 36 years old, overweight and bald, was arrested last night while he was apparently masturbating in his cardboard box. Identified as Jacob Schwirtz, this ageing jewish male, who goes by the IRC nickname of $* is charged with lameness, uselessness and cowardice. In addition, he was found to be a closet homosexual and a crossdresser who accepted this particular identity after being trolled on IRC.";
  supers2 = "say $Z <$0> you mean nothing to me now.  i hope you understand that.  you are not the same person i met over five years ago.  that person would never have done this to me and hurt me the way you have. i don't even know you anymore.  you are dead to me.";
  ";" = "say $* \\;]";
  vigil = "say $*: shut the fucking up, shut the fuck up bro, Dont piss me off, LOL HAHAHAHA, he is elite, Which channel you talking about now?";
  vxp6 = "say $*: you think youre so smart with your ascii art and you trolling aliases when in reality your in a room full of crickets and just waiting on an earthquak / tsunami";
  kool = "say $*: you really need to be careful how you talk about me on the chatroom, i dont appreciate it. tone down the disrespect, i dont know where you're from but where i am from, we dont tolerate that. dont even reply to this, just keep your mouth shut.; say consider yourself warned.";
  kool2 = "say $*: you can continue to fucking talk to me that way if you like behind the anonymity of the internet, you cockgobbling featherweight. just know that you should thank your lucky fucking stars that i'm not within a 10 mile radius of you, because i would gladly visit you right now and slap you in the face with a fucking sledgehammer";
  kool3 = "say $*: YOu don't know who you're fuckin with. I'm a 216 pound black man. I work as a security guard for a professional skater. I do carry guns, and I have been trained to use them in the event of an emergency and have been trained where to shoot to show self defense. I also have a 11 inch cock that I'm gonna ram up your ass.";
  kool4 = "say $*: are you looking to die?; say $*: We both know that you're just another chicken shit faggot who wouldn't have the balls to say that to my face. I'd kick your ass just like I do all the other faggots. I'd fucking stomp you. Just be thankful you're on the internet and I don't know who you are. You little bitch.";
  fire6 = "say $*: Sex is horrible with you. I definitely wouldn't of hit that if I was sober at the time. There are fat flaps around your cooter. You have to make the Moses parting the red sea movement to move this camel-toe-esque fat lobs out of the way to get the job done. ";
  fire7 = "say $*: girl, r u a bright green field of grass, cause i wanna run thru u naked";
  fire8 = "say $*: girl, r u a swimming pool, cause i wanna dip my shit all up in u";
  fire9 = "say $*: girl, r u a shooting range, cause i wanna pop my dick off in u";
  emo6 = "say $Z <$0> Ode to Suicide   I'm gonna paint a picture  A picture with a twist I'll paint it with a razor  I'll paint it on my wrist  And on that special picture  A red fountain will appear  And from that very fountain  All my troubles disappear";
  zuul8 = "say $Z <$0> i find it amusing how lame you guys are;say $Z <$0> god;say $Z <$0> you make up stories about my life and then believe each other;say $Z <$0> heh; say $Z <$0> losers :-D";
  tcp = "say $*: WELL IMMA TCP TO YO FTP THEN PUMP U FULLA PENIS.C CUZ IMMA HACKAH BITCH I DONT FEEL NO PAIN, I PLAY COUNTERSTRIKE AND EMULATE MAIM, U SUCK MY COX WHILE I ROOT YOUR BOX WHILE MY DRONES PACKET INTO YOUR GAY WINSOCKS, IMMA HACKAH IN THE NIGHT WHEN THE TIME";
  nigdon = "say $Z <$0> me a warrior, inna di fiyah me a stay/ me a warrior, me a fight fi Jesus everyday/me nuh business if dem nuh waan hear di yute/me ago preach till satan get execute ";
  jbip = "say 67.180.101.214";
  diva = "say $*: WHAT RTHEF UCK;say $*: yOU HIGH MAINTENANCE LITTLE INTERNET DIVA;say $*: WHAT TH EFUCK DO YOU WANT";
  nigdon2 = "say Kiss My Neck No Sound Can't Touch $* Specails Man Deserve Life Time Acheievement Award Him Stand Up With Stone Love Metro Media Tropper Black kat";
  edan = "say $*: i'm known to fantasize when i make things up i'm so talented";
  fn = "forcenick";
  fj = "forcejoin";
  fp = "FORCEPART $0 $1 :$2-";
  pagga3 = "say $0: रखति अनà¥<C3A0>तरराषà¥<C3A0>टà¥<C3A0>रीयकरन पà¥<C3A0>राधिकरन गटकउसि विवरण गà¤<C3A0>आप नवंबर तकरीबन परसà¥<C3A0>पर निरà¥<C3A0>माण धà¥<C3A0>येय संपà¥<C3A0>रà¥<C3A0>ण विभाजनकà¥<C3A0>षमता पढने $1 बनाना सà¥<C3A0>विधा वैशà¥<C3A0>विक निरà¥<C3A0>माता मेमत रचना सहयोग $2";
  pagga4 = "say pagga heartiez aka Paghtar Agga aka the uranium cranium'd iranian aka the suburbian Serbian aka the aryan rastafarian";
  pheco = "say $0: dude $1- is not even trolling he is just fucking shit up he banned all of rr.com and keeps setting exempts for himself please stop adding him to the bots because im tired of coming home ad opening my client to 30 messages from all the people hes banned";
  loller = "say \00314,14!\003 \0033'\0039-<<--\0037<\0034@ \0038$* \0034@\0038>\0039-->>-' \00314,14!\0030,15i";
  lolles = "say \00311,11o\00312,12O\0032,2oo\003\0038$*\00312,2oo\00312,12O\00311,11o\017";
  es = "msg -SandNET misery";
  br9 = "say $*: i'll need split all efnet to secure this fucking channel ?";
  pagga5 = "say $0: รู้รอบ - รายละ $1 เอียดคำ ($2) ถามà¹<C3A0>ล$*ะคำตอบของ";
  rump = "/script exec Irssi::active_win->command(\"lump\".int(rand(27) + 2).\" $*\")";
  rallsac = "script exec Irssi::active_win->command(\"ballsac\".int(rand(63) + 2).\" $*\")";
  mask = "mode $N +x";
  unmask = "mode $N -x";
  nospie = "script exec Irssi::active_win->command(\"mode +b *!*\\$_@*\") for qw(taschen cracked drac flame asl jynxed hansi sshot indigo Sweetish Sweetie mirc2000 eyeofra michcio Kim coco danielwxy IRCDigSpi spawn KeeS tidalwave xshh Kim syrka2002 roqqa TuttoIRC swat Xnurfz hotlips ore83 erik estetic mirc Girl opera podan richy_dib IRCDIG afsge me)";
  emo5 = "say $Z <$*> Hello to you, good people of \002$C\002. I am most sorry to interrupt your activites with a sad message, but I can no longer take the massive amount of \037abuse\037 that has been placed upon my back by the \037RANDOM KIKE\037 going by the name of \002\037sonic\037\002. Please consider this cry of help when sonic is around you, I am so upset I could only eat two lunches today. Thank you for your time.";
  bku = "say check out $* over here who thinks his name is so mysterious and thought-provoking wearing a cape sitting in his leather computer chair finding it hard to see the keyboard from underneath his mask";
  funnym = "say lolometer for \037$*\037\00314||||||||||||\0030[\00314            \0030]    \00314\037SO UNFUNNY IT TROLLED BK INTO ANGRINESS\037\003";
  p0r15 = "say $*: u arent gangster u dont reeally push weight its like why dont they...... how do you KNOW EITHER WQY AHEae' shoa ..";
  aliasm = "say alias\00314-\0030o\00314-\003meter for \037$*\037\002:\002 \00314[\0035||\0034||\0037||\0038||\0033||\0039||\00314]   \0039\037VXP";
  p0r16 = "say $*: MORE LIK STFU IM TIRED OF YOUR ALIASES AND YOUR STUPID SAYINGS GET A LIFE MORAN ";
  f1rem = "say f1re\00314-\0030o\00314-\003meter for \037$*\037\002:\002 \00314[\0035||\0034||\0038|\0034|||||\0038|\0037||\00314]\003   \037\0038PISS";
  p0r17 = "say $*: #real cool you always threaten ddos ITS FUCKING NOT FUNNY we dont care about ddos why wouoldnt i like u i use you faggots to pass time at work";
  zuul2 = "say $Z <$0>  THIS PLACE WAS BETTER BEFORE $N GOT INTERNET";
  p1re = "say $Z <$0> dear vee exx pee: as soon as u quit annoying me  on purpose i can quit banning";
  troll = "say $Z <$0> i get so angry when i get ctcp versioned/pinged, message flooded, noticed, and generally trolled. I FUCKING HATE YOU TROLLS";
  troll2 = "say $Z <$0> SHUT THE FUCK UP I FCUKING HATE YOU GYUYS!!@!!!!!!!!!! STOP FUCKING MESSAGING ME, STOPP FLOODING ME, STOP TOROLLING MY CHANNEL, STOP MAKING MY USERS LEAVE, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!!!! GO TO ISLAMIC HELL YOU SONS OF BITCHES";
  troll3 = "say $Z <$0> SHUT THE FUCK UP I FCUKING HATE YOU GYUYS!!@!!!!!!!!!! STOP FUCKING MESSAGING ME, STOPP FLOODING ME, STOP TOROLLING MY CHANNEL, STOP MAKING MY USERS LEAVE, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!!!! GO TO ISLAMIC HELL YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!! AND STOP THE FUCKING PRIONS SHIT ITS PISSING ME OFF VIA IRC TCP PROTOCOL RFC 1459 PATCH 3.1.3";
  bkv = "say check out $* here sitting at his computer wearing a #penispump tshirt worried about f1re not representing his internet club very well";
  bkw = "say $*: whAT HOW IS IT EVEN CIRCULAR YOU FUCKING IDIOT ARAB I ATTACKED HIM HE IS GOING TO TELL ON ME I AM WONDERING AT WHAT DEGREE HE WILL IMPACT MY CURRENT IRC CAREER ok i am calling in \002\037reenforcements";
  whine = "say $Z <$0> \00311WAAAAAAAAAAH $N STOP ANNOYING ME VIA INTERNET RELAY SHAT";
  whine2 = "say $Z <$0> i can't stop thinking about $N";
  f1remo = "say \0030:\00312`\0030(";
  l0de6 = "say $Z <$0> I download and masterbate while looking at child pornography. We are talking anywhere from infant to pre teen. I hate this about myself and I have actually tried to stop. For 1 for fear that soon only that will sexually intrest me.and for 2 that it may encourage me to mollest kids even my own.I'm 26 male and i have no kids or a girlfriend at the present";
  l0de7 = "say $Z <$0> I QUIT IRC FOREVER! I'M THROUGH WITH THIS SHIT HOLE FUCK YOU ALL YOU FUCKING QUEERS! GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING STUPID TALK ABOUT WEB BROWSERS EVERYONE KNOWS THAT OPERA SUCKS A FAT DICK ANYWAYS OH AND ALIEN88 - GET A FUCKING LIFE! YOU'LL NEVER GET A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON FRONT OF THE COMPUTER ALL DAY LONG AND TALK ABOUT STUPID SHIT WITH THE REST OF THESE STUPID FAGGOTS! YOU'RE A FUCKING QUEEN!";
  l0de8 = "say $Z <$0> i always have my guy fridns sleep over and mollest them while they are sleeping, i am a guy, and cannot help myself, its just when they have a huge ragging morning stiffi i just have to beat it like i beat my wife, is that weird?";
  l0de9 = "say $Z <$0> \002WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! GOD, I FUCKING CUT MYSELF TONIGHT CUZ OF YOU!!!! YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I BET IT FEELS REAL GOOD TO FUCK WITH GUYS EMOTIONS DOESNT IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BURN IN FUCKING HELL WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!";
  l0dea = "say $Z <$0> once while taking a shit I felt an incredible feeling of loss staring at my poor little turd floating in the bowl all alone. I tried to cram it back into my ass but it was waterlogged and I just wound up getting feces all over myself. As I was trying to clean up in the restroom sink, my manager came in, saw me, and quickly left the room. Sure hope this doesn't affect my performance evaluation this quarter.";
  rart = "exec - -out perl -e'open SCROLL, glob \"~/.irssi/scrollz/ircart/$*\" || die\\; my @data = <SCROLL>\\; close SCROLL\\; print \"\\$_\" foreach reverse @data\\;'";
  mac6 = "say $* is suffering of his \002\037GLOSSY WHITE ANGER MANAGEMENT iSSUES";
  bkx = "say $*: MAN I HAVE WACHES MOVIES OF HORSES FUCKING HUMANS HUMANS FUCKING WHALES EATING EACH OTHERS SHIT PUTTING EELS IN EACH OTHERS ASSHOLES Do yOU ReaLYL THINKG I WILL E BE BOTHERD BY SOMEBODY CALLING SOME OTHER GUY ON IRC MY BOYFIRIEND WHAT TH EFUCK";
  ballsac65 = "say \002$* ur a real waste. ur not even a good flamer, forget about being a troll. uve been rejected by practically everyone on the internets and ur not doing so well here either. just think about yourself- is this the best you are? why dont you work hard and get out of elmira?";
  ballsac66 = "say $*: dont bring your botnet into here, we are in the middle of a good discussion and all ur doing is disrupting it";
  ballsac67 = "say all botnets are $*'s and $* is the reason botnets and packitz happen on the internets he's a vile lecherous thief who was born only to sow discord amongst us";
  bky = "say $*: ahAHAHAH $* has been hanging out with too many female programmers that he 'rolls his eyes' on irc THAT IS SOMETHING A 4 YEAR OLD BLONDE GIRL WITH CURLS DOES rPL YOU ARE A 20SOMETHING YEAR OLD SAND NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING ROLLIONG YOUR EYEs ITS NOT CUTE YOU FUCKING PYRAMID WORKSHHIPING CAMEL JOCKEY WHAT TH EFUCK";
  zuul3 = "say $Z <$0> god you guys are so stupid. heh. :-D;say $Z * $0 rolls eyes";
  bkz = "say check out $* who has the mental capacity of a small child and has no diea of object permanence.......";
  blackman2 = "say $*: fucking stop ignoring or i swear our friendship will die right now alright fuck you \0034\037you are ded2me";
  fsay = "say $Z <$0> $1-";
  bl = "say check out $* here who really is a megavirgin supernerd at heartiez level";
  blackman3 = "say \002Listen $*, I smoke, I snort... I've been begging on the street since I was just a baby. I've cleaned windshields at stop lights. I've polished shoes, I've robbed, I've killed... I ain't no kid, no way. I'm a real man. ";
  blackman4 = "say Hello Sirs! My name is Tony Pierce, \002\037I am a THE BLOGFATHER.\002\037 My wikipedia entry was ruined by the GNAA. I get a boner every time I think about all the abuse i got from timecop. If you wish to support me in my quest for \002\037TIMECOP'S INTERNET RUINATION\002\037, please check my BLOGBUS at @ http://blogbus.on.nimp.org/tonypierce.php and help me \002\037TO RUIN TIMECOP.";
  ballsac68 = "say \0034$*: you are a fucking nobody. you can't even flame, forget about real trolling. you are a classic case of a butthurt emo boi who now thinks he's trolling. the truth is, we are all \037laughing\037at you. To redeem yourself, \037die\017";
  ballsac69 = "say $*: \037why do you claim to know penisbird? do you not think that everyone here would already know u if u were a troll of the calibre of penisbird? bluffing about who u know won't get u anywhere. instead concentrate on your basic cocksucking skills.\017";
  ballsac70 = "say $*: u think this is a joke? u better start counting ur days cuz when i get da time ill come down where u live in poke ur mom with a spit and roast her while u suk my cok and ur dady eats my ass";
  ballsac71 = "say $*: ill run a lawnmower on urmoms pubes until their smooth an sell her off to a nasty arab";
  ballsac72 = "say $*: ull see whos the man when i slap you hard on the face and u get all emo and start cryin and then ill drag u out on the strt and laff at u in frnt of all other ppls lol ur so angry now i bet ur foaming @ mouf";
  ballsac73 = "say \0038,4 $* died a dog's death. After months of running away from the nazis he decided to take refuge in a cave. Weeks of recycling his own sht caused his blood to get poisoned and he couldn't take it anymore. he liked rimming but even that has a limit. He decided to face the bullet instead of a slow death. On October 28, 2007, cvbe died a dog's death. He was chased naked and shot to death in front of 500 onlookers who laffed and spit on hid ded body. ";
  gm = "notice #gnaa";
  omg4 = "say \0034O\0039h, this \0034M\0039elon is so \0034G\0039ood";
  l0deb = "say $* IS JUST ANOTHER E-CRIPPLE WHEN HE DIES HE WON'T EVEN LEAVE AN E-RIPPLE HE LIVED HIS WHOLE LIFE IN AN IRC FOG HE WON'T EVEN BE GOOGLE CACHED WHEN LIVEJOURNAL DELETES HIS BLOG";
  gridse2 = "say \0034\037g\03700n \0037\037R\037elated \0038\037I\037nnanets \0039\037D\037DoSing \00312\037S\037ituation \00313\037/\\\\";
  jbrown = "say $Z <$0> god; say $Z <$0> this chan fucking sucks";
  bl2 = "say $*: i think he is the head of the dept \\;] THEIR IT DEPARTMENT JESUS CHRIST I DON'T KNOW THEIR FUCKING COMAPNY INTERNAL INFRASTFUCT reWWHAT TH EFUCK $*  IAM ABOUT TO SLIT THOUR THORA t HE HAS ALL HANDS ON ACCESS yOU NIGGER HE HAS SO MUCH ACCESS HE HAS THE MOST ACCESS ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET DO YOU EHAR ME $* over. ";
  bl3 = "say check out $* over here aka mr. dramatic who just sharpened up his irc razors and cut his masochistic virtual self";
  emodon = "say $Z <$0> i am.... trappped.......;say $Z <$0> in a dimension... of myself.....";
  vxp = "say \002I HAVE: TIMECAT TIMEWYFE TIMEHOUSE TIMEBOX TIMECAR TIMEFACE TIMELINGUISTICAL_COMPETENCE_BASED_ON_PERSONAL_EXPERIENCES_AND_ANIMU LOL";
  bl4 = "say check out $* over here aka. michael schumacher who drives his $16k used civic like it's an f1 car or a WRC rally car";
  vxp2 = "say \002I HAVE: TIMECAT TIMEWYFE TIMEKID TIMEHOUSE TIMEJOB TIMEBOX TIMECAR TIMEMONEY TIMEFACE TIMEGNAA TIMELINGUISTICAL_COMPETENCE_BASED_ON_PERSONAL_EXPERIENCES_AND_ANIMU LOL";
  bl5 = "say $*: mayne GET VAP0r TO UPDATE HIS OLD ASS FUCKING GHETTO MAN JUST WORK TOGETHER WHY ARE YOU TRYINGT TO SPEARATE T THEL OLS yOU FUCKING PAKI I AM GOING TO SHANK YOU IN THE NECK yOU FUCKING PAKI I AM GOING TO SHANK YOU IN THE NECK you are SO GAY WHY ARE YOU TRY?ING SO HARD TO PUT A FINE LINE OF SEGREGATION BETWEEN OUR BONETs WH?EN THEY ARE ACTUALLY ONE OF THE SAME I HAVE SO MANY I AM BASICALLY Dr. CLUE CHRIST";
  bl6 = "say $*: ~/assurancegroup/ee/themes/cp_themes\\$ hrm... oh. yeah.... uhhh.. nevermind..... that.... that is for a side business...................... \002\037SHUTUP OR I AM GOING T PACKET YOU";
  vxp3 = "say \002HI I'M \037ZULL\037 AND I DO PO\002\037\00313,11\006\007S\017\002SESS: PROPER PUNCTUATION, IRC SHOVEL, PAIR OF EYES (ROLLING), 4.000 $ PER MONTH, \002\037\00313,11\006\007PROPER KNOWLEDGE OF ENGLISH GRAMMAR\017\002, \002\037\00313,11\006\007SMART AND COMPLICATED WORDS THAT I CONFUSE VXP WITH\017\002 LOL";
  cp2 = "say $* cronazi fuck u muther fucker nazi jeben ti mater glupanje fasistikog da ti jeben hitlerovu majku sramotis svi hrvati jebeni";
  pagga = "say IRC(tm): Spawning Perpetual Self-Replicating Blogscussions Worldwide";
  ke = "say $*: go read a dictionary and learn to have emotions";
  hrhr = "say \0034,8^_^\003 \0034,0NAZI ARAB HRAUGH OUT HROUD\003 \00311sieg heil ";
  norge = "say \00311,2^_^\003 \0034,0PROJECTORLESS NØRGE LØRF\003 \00311LOL HY";
  bl7 = "say $*: HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT IS OLDER TAHN THE INTERNET FUCKING JESUS CHIRST $* GO ILL YORUSELF WHAT TH EFUCK";
  efnet = "say $*: anyone that would join a channel called #I.TAKE.IRC.SERIOUSLY would probably do so, so it looked like you were trying to be sarcastic, trying to say, you don't take IRC seriously.. yet you bothered to join a channel so everyone could see when they whois'd them... pointing out that you do infact, take IRC seriously";
  gamester = "say $*: i am intrestred in swimming and video games, and sports dun be forgetting the sports!! lol.. thats all for now";
  gamester2 = "say i dont know why supers is so in love with $*";
  bl8 = "say check out $* here who is adapting the behaviour of a 5 year old girl in the kindergarden";
  bl9 = "say check out $* here over here who is sitting in front of $C humming his favourite track \"i'm as stiff as a bar because i have no emotions. heh. rolls eyes. blink. :-D\" in the most passive-aggressive manner";
  gamester3 = "say $*: HELLO PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE-SUPPRESSIVE-EVASIVE-EMO-FAKE-PING-TIMEOUT-QUITTER";
  zuul4 = "say Zuul was a demigod worshipped by the Hittites, Mesopotamians and the Sumerians. Zuul was the minion of Nessun. At first Zuul posessed an oper on rizon, and later it posessed the body of Lec, which was a much better choice. \"There is no $N, there is only Zuul.\"";
  aznq = "say hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is waawaa but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =)";
  wp2 = "say $*: Your IRC message does not \002\037cite\037\002 any \002\037references or sources\037\002. Please help \002\037improve your IRC personality disorder\037\002 by adding citations to reliable sources. \002\037Unverifiable\037\002 material may be challened and removed.";
  url = "script exec my (@bk) = (\"MAYNE STOP SPAMMING ME WITH THAT URL PAGGA SENT ME IT ALREADy\", \"oh let me check it out\", \"it's the first time i've seen that url\", \"one second\", \"oh let me see what's that all about\", \"i've been hearing about it\", \"oh give me a second.. i'm clicking it now, i'll let you know what i think after.\", \"is this new?? i haven't heard anything about it before.\", \"hahah that is a unique url, let me see what it's about...\", \"clicking: now\", \"wget mirroring: now\", \"no i was just providing strings what\")\\; Irssi::active_win->command(\"say $*: \". \\$bk[int rand @bk])\\;";
  aigis2 = "say $Z <$0> fuck you $1- i dont need to take this shit you and your juden kike friends are a bunch of assholes i dont need the gnaa i hope you faggots rot";
  nullo2 = "say [..............9299251488 bytes.................................];say +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-.;say | LOPL |  UTHP ringbuf      | rage count  | nullo-  | animu | pri |  |;say | HIEF | [\\;\\;\\;\\;\\;\\;\\;\\;\\;\\;\\;\\;]     | max is (tc) | hate: 0 |   0   | OOB |  |;say +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++_.'";
  lek = "say $Z <$0> hey could you please stop trolling me alltogether i dont take irc serious but this is pissing me off wtf ever just dont come in my chans anymore you fucking asshole trolsl its all you care about";
  evade = "say about $*: evaded faster than a young slim bk";
  aname = "exec - -out perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/aname.pl";
  burki = "say $*: do you think ppl argued when they hit wtc";
  bla = "say check out $* over here who is a collection of 1. angry fury\\; violent anger, 2. a fit of violent anger, 3. fury or violence of wind, waves, fire, disease, etc., 4. violence of feeling, desire, or appetite: the rage of thirst, 5. a violent desire or passion, 6. ardor\\; fervor\\; enthusiasm: poetic rage";
  chuf = "say $*: hello \002\037chufti";
  incog8 = "say |_|¯';say ,_|¯|";
  chuf2 = "say $*: hello \002\037chufti\017 \\;]";
  arab = "say $*: hello \002\037rb6h a7tdm almdouneen bi l3arabeeh\017";
  ragemc = "say rage-meter for \002$*\002\037:\037 \00314[\0034موت على شعية\00314]\003   \002\037\0034HOLY FUCKING RAGE RELATED TO RELIGIOUS ZEAL\017";
  zuul5 = "say $Z <$0> \\;) *chuckle*";
  zuul6 = "say $Z <$0> Tssk. \\;-D";
  james7 = "say $*: hahahaha im just going to idle here so i can watch you guys drop dumb fucking nub you know who you are fucking with? any fucking clue? i will rape every mother fucking host in this fucking channel if you step at me you stupid faggot bitch i could kill half this fucking channel with one root man im killing your entire box with one fucking edu root you dumb mother fucker step at us step at us bitch we'll lay you in your palce";
  dak = "say $*: you know, its only 4,700 bucks to make people dissapear ?";
  james8 = "say $*: haha i could get your real ip ill just root your fucking box im not even going to bother i dont even care i dont need to fuck them up to know i can cause i already know i can ive wiped out entire groups on giges and stamis before them and there fucking awknet or what ever justedge shit is nothing to me";
  arabtroll = "say GOOD DAY TO YOU GOOD PEOPLE OF \002$C\002. WE, THE \002\037ASSOCIATION OF RAGED ARABIC BLOGGERS\037\002 WOULD LIKE TO SEND YOU A WARM \002WELCOME\002 AND A \002FISTFUL OF HATE\002. IF YOU HAVE NOT HEARD ABOUT US BEFORE, PLEASE VISIT US ON \002\037IRC.DDOSCOM.IN #ARAB\037\002. THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN SENT FROM \002TIMECOP'S BOTNET\002 WHICH IS CURRENTLY COLLECTING ALL YOUR IPS. YOU WILL BE \002DROPPED\002 NOW. GOOD BYE. ";
  say = "msg *";
  lol = "script exec my (@lol) = qw(heeHA loloOOLOLOL lolOLASLLOL ahahahHAHHAHAHA llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllol :LOLOL hahahaahhaahahloooooool lllllllllllllllllloLL roFLFLEOFLOFLOFLOL loLARGoLalRFALoaHRGalOLWEWH AHhhaHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAahahaHAHaHahhHAahehaeyeEUAEHhaeehaah loOllLOLOLOLOloloLOL hahahHAHAH haeHEHaehaHEaeuAHEuehaeuaEHAueahe LOLLolOlolOLolOLL bAWHAhawbaHWauwaHEHaueaehaheehA)\\; Irssi::active_win->command(\"say \".\\$lol[int rand @lol]);   ";
  nullo3 = "say $*: WHAT THE FUCk HOW DARE YOU FUCKING BASTARD WHY ARE YOU SAYING THIS SHIT TO ME???? WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO SHITFACE IM JUST TRYING TO RELAX AND HANG OUT AND YOUR GIVING ME GRIEF LIKE 24/7 WTFHAT????? JESSUS CHRTIST";
  blb = "say heh. Dessimat0r.... is your name Dessimat0r because like.. Dessiner en francais, is to draw??? and basically you draw, but you DECIMATE the drawings?? so you are like a DECIMATOR?? because you draw, but also mutilate the artform???? heh. :-D";
  zuul7 = "say $Z <$0> dude we are on the frontier of a new troll group, doing something like a amssinvite is just lame, you need to step your game up and really broaden your horizons, i thought you and vxp were more creative heh :-D";
  aznr = "say $*: omfg.  dude.  I can run your f*kn itunes through WINE faster than you can run it native.  im not hearing it.  you've got your head up your ass, and your iranian snatch don't know shit. and i've never had to recompile a whole system because i know how to use a fkn computer. damn niggers";
  f1re4 = "say $*: wow talk about serious shit some more you faggots, go start a radio hour, or a blog, or talk to a fucking dog, this is gnaa not the rush limbaugh show goddamn im gonna kill myself";
  ujah = "say UJAH IF YOU GOT COCONUTS ATTACK ME";
  br8 = "say $*: u could have spoken better, i just asked a question, didn't anyone learned you how to speak?";
  blc = "say $*: look its not hard, your isnt you're.. you're is YOU ARE. jesus. did you even make it out of 8th grade. can you even COUNT TO EIGHT, fuckin your an IDIOT.. and im sure right now your eaiting to CORRECT ME on using your in the wrong context now that i've TAUGHT YOU HOW TO USE IT OMG JESUS";
  fosho = "say $*: fuck you i kicking your ass tommorow";
  kaka = "say KAKAKA IS ONCE HAVE KITTY =^.^= AM EAT IT WIF SPORK N FRI LICE KKEKEKEKE ^^ MEOW MORE NOT! MEOW MORE NOT! WTF IS U ROUND-EYE SO U IS NOT HAVE KOREA SKILLZ FRO PASSIONATING U 44/KOREA/M KAKAK IF U IS LOVE MY KOREA BIG PENISEEE PRESS 4242 WILL RUV U LON TIME FRO KOREA TIME TO U TIME";
  evade2 = "script exec my (@evade) = (\"well if you could be more specific about what you are asking for........................ it would help me answer.................\", \"THAt's WHAT I JUST SAID yOU FUCNIG ASDFIOOIT IIODT what i play piano so my fingers hit multiple keys at the same time while i type idiot my other fingers create the remaining CHORD of line noise.\", \"rpl america is fucked they just figured out that they are in a recessionn google is dwn \\\\\\$50 and nasdaq is down 3% evade?? wat are you talking about\", \"SORRY DONT KNOW IF YAWL BUY STOX MMMMMKAY???? \002\037I AM GOING TO PACKET YOU\017\", \"what you're just looking fat but like huge at the same time typical steroid body blogging out hopefilly they will put up elsdon.cn box soon cya pals.\")\\; Irssi::active_win->command(\"say elsdonesque evade detected in the vicinity of $0: $Z <$0> \". \\$evade[int rand @evade])\\; ";
  fed = "say $Z <$0> Look POLICE, i fucking card servers, shells, ddos shit every day, hack into .govs. the day the feds come to my door, first words out of my mouth: finally. ";
  zitroll = "say GOOD DAY TO YOU \002GOOD PEOPLE\002 OF \002$C\002. I DO \002\037NOT\037\002 WISH TO STEAL YOUR VERY \002VALUABLE\002 TIME NOR TO \002VIOLENTLY DISRUPT\002 YOUR PEACEFUL SHAT WITHOUT ANY GOOD REASON SO \002PLEASE\002 PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT I WILL TELL YOU NOW \002\037ABOUT VXP\037\002. I HAVE DUG \002DEEP\002 INTO HIS LIFE AND SUBSEQUENTLY DISCOVERED THE \002\037TRUTH\037\002 ABOUT HIS \002\037WRETCHED EXISTENCE\037\002. PLEASE VISIT \002\037http://truthaboutvxp.notlong.com/\037\002 FOR I HAVE COLLECTED ALL THIS INFORMATION FOR \002YOU\002 TO \002SEE\002.;say THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN SENT FROM \002\037ZI'S BOTNET\037\002. THANK YOU. GOOD \002BYE\002.";
  pagga2 = "say $*: i am eternally in love with you for \037trolling animunfo\037 \\;]";
  white2 = "say when a white tries to bite a white takes flight";
  azns = "say $*: there is palestine u asshole go fuck ur self bitch fucking pussy jews fight behind the tanks and a lil kid is facing a tank with a rock i wonder who is the man";
  l0dec = "say does anyone else think it's funny that everyone who comes here to chat with the express purpose of trolling the gnaa (VXP, CVBE, countless others) winds up adopting the exact same personality as the classic lowest rung of oldschool GNAA trolls? (altise, other forgotten idiots)";
  narc = "say \0034WARNING: \00313narcs \0039can \0038DANCE";
  ke2 = "say $*: Inform you a lil bit befor u write so  a crap";
  james9 = "say $*: ?????? im so fucking wasted if i coudl tel lyou you would tihnk im lioek wow.... LOLOLOL z0er0o fucking CLUIE f/ucK irC";
  lek2 = "say $*: grow afucking pair... im so sickof u doing this to ur self. u think poeple dont like u and all of this people fuckin love u.people fucking care about u like me..u might not think that but its true... and ur being fucking stupid doing this...";
  lek3 = "say $Z <$0> im going to quit irc start a new life i just wanted to tell you thank you for everything you\\'ve done from my heart im saying this i really enjoyed my time with you im starting a fresh new life i already told all my irl friends byebye changed my jewspace im going to cancle all my servers dropped my shells";
  lek4 = "say $Z <$0> im sick of this.do what u want..i dont care anymore..i dont care about anything in this fucking life. im done haha youve wasted NO time on IRC you know how long have I been here? im 16 ive been here for 7 years if not more";
  xaozon = "say $*: YOU FGUCKUNG FAGOT I WILL FUICLIN FOC FOF FAKO A FUCK YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE FUCKIN SHIT BLOGGERFAGGER";
  xaozon2 = "say $*: i bet ur a nerd and all ur friends r nerds n u never get laid so ahahaha u think i care if u kick me ?? haha no. u need to find god and accept jesus as ur personal savior lol tard";
  vxp4 = "say $Z <$0> hello. my name is vxp and I like to suck dongues and eat poop. I also rape little kids and feed them to my blog. have a nice day!";
  aznt = "say $*: your ass is so tight it forms negative energy.. matter around your ass is sucked in and destroyed, every last molecule, some say your ass could be a wormhole to another irc network.";
  kafir = "say KAFIRS YOUR TIME WILL COME SOON, AND NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU FROM YOUR DOOM";
  aznu = "say $*: wow arent you the biggest fag that ever came out of gnaa with your dick split in half like a mangled up lily wannabe from efnet you nigger faggot cp jap fagt youll get raped one day by the jizztapo";
  why = "script exec my (@bk) = (\"all up in my grill\", \"grilling me today\", \"getting hyphy\", \"wildin' out\", \"putting salt in my flex\", \"comin' wrenk\", \"taking a piss on me\", \"gettin it twisted\", \"half steppin'\", \"trippin whats wrong with you............ u need to get your hed right\")\\; Irssi::active_win->command(\"say $*: why are you \". \\$bk[int rand @bk].('.' x int(rand(50))))\\; ";
  ".." = "script exec Irssi::active_win->command('say $*'. ('.' x int(rand(400 - length('$*')))))";
  ".c" = "script exec Irssi::active_win->command('say $*'. ('\003'.int(rand(15)).'.' x int(rand(400 - length('$*')))))";
  ".b" = "script exec Irssi::active_win->command('say $*'. ('\003'.int(rand(15)).','.int(rand(15)).'.' x int(rand(400 - length('$*'))))) ";
  aznv = "say $*: stfu noob what are you gonna do shoot me with your noob bullets rofl you have to hack to headshot me what a faggot nub";
  care = "clear";
  vxp5 = "say $Z <$0> i used to wear spectacles............... but due to being raised in the streets of germany and always dueling others in a game of fisticuffs i had to let that go...........................................";
  cp3 = "say \002\037cp we are friends ok, i have known you for your whole life. why are you turning your back on me now after i've fed you and all your people for centuries.";
  cp4 = "say \002\037I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE BEING CROATIAN AND WISH I WAS SERBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS WHY I AM RUNNING AWAY FROM MY COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO JAPAN AND THEN I GOT KICKED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I AM IN AUSTIN, TEXAS SINCE THERE SURE IS A LOT TO DO THERE AND ITS AN INTERESTING PLACE AND ITS NOT BECAUSE ITS A LAST RESORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!";
  cp5 = "say \002\037I remember Christmas when I was 10 years old.... We had cut down a tree but it was covered in ashes from the nearby factory... but this year was special still.. because we had one present underneath the tree.. for our whole family of 13 croat gypsy children.. we shared that Christmas Potato like it was the last one on earth.. all 13 of us. Poverty is tough.........";
  cp6 = "say \002\037<babycp> \"Mom,\" I said with a look of excitement on my face \"what's for dinner tonight!??!?!?!\" My mother looked at me with sadness in her eyes, \"cp, the same thing we have every night - potatoes and cabbage.\" 20 years later, my life has not changed for the better yet but here's my still hoping I can eat meat one day!!!!!!!!!!!!!";
  c600 = "script exec Irssi::active_win->command(\"say C600\". ('?' x int(rand(20))))";
  twuni = "say $*: MAN WHERES THE JAPS TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH WHEN U NEED IT SHE POISONED MY DRINK, BUT THE WINE TASTED LIKE ACETONE SO I DIDN'T GET IT UNTIL MY VISION STARTED MORPHING PEOPLE THINK BURNS ARE LITERAL";
  p0r18 = "say $*: i like how you answer without making me feel like shootin myself in the face without using garbage bags to cover up the blood";
  tir = "say $Z <$0> \037\002\0034«\00315±\0034»\017 \002\00311I'm tired of being the victim of hate \0034\037«\00315±\0034»\017 ";
  okey = "say Hello Sirs! My name is cvbe aka okey, \002\037I am a JEWISH SELF-TROLLING ENTITY\017. My mother was the first to show me the ways of abuse when she tried to abort me. I get a boner every time I think about all the rages ive had on irc. If you wish to support me in my quest for \002\037PERPETUAL SELF ABUSEN\017, please help to troll me @ irc.gnaa.us #gnaa and take \002\037FUEL MY SELF HATRED!\017";
  jews = "say                                  ^;say                                  |; say                                  |; say                                  |; say                                  |; say                                  |; say                                  |; say <-------------------------------jew------------------------------->; say                                  |; say                                  |; say                                  |; say                                  |; say                                  |; say                                  |; say                                  v";
  amit = "say \002\0039,9.\0036,9†\0039,9.\00310,10 \0039,10 ` \0039,9 \0031,9†\0039,9.\00310,10 \0038,10 Please, watch your manner of conversation.\0039,9.\0031,9†\0039,9 \017";
  rucas = "say $Z <$0> every guy i hook up with ends up getting AIDS. i tested positive for HIV, so i think it was me. sorry guys, but maybe you should think before blaming it all on me. you could have at least used those STD testers on me first, so dont act like its all my fault. but anyways, sorry.";
  damage2 = "say \026\002\0038,0 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0030,8 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0038,0 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0030,8 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0038,0 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0030,8 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0038,0 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0030,8 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0038,0 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0030,8 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ##";
  crib2 = "say yo yall penispumphead for life whatever yall name is yall leave my boy sonic alone cause i aint with that bullshit he let my he let me know what yall been doin to him and if i have to come back and t-talk to yall yall is not gonna like this shit, you know what im sayin cuz thats old crip, crip gangstas you know gangstamamoth,... alright and i been hearin aboutchyall sendin people to ta sonics house i dont like that shit at all tho, i know yall some some punk ass racissts, muhhfuckaaz, thats why im talkin to you, i aint scared o f it, you know what im sayin so you just come my way you gonna be hurtin bad, so dont do nothin to him again (FUCK PENISPUMP) fuck last but not least fuck penis pump heads thats old gangsta crip dont let me have to come back again thats it movin";
  cloud = "exec - -out echo $* | perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/cloud.pl";
  cloud2 = "exec - -out echo $* | perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/cloud2.pl";
  pign4 = "say $*: I have put you on a permanent ignore, public and private. I have found you disturbing, rude and generally not worth talking to. According to the technological products you purchase, it strengtens the effect of wanting to put you on ignore because of my lack of interest in you as a person and as a modern age consumer.;say This message is not meant to be rude to you, just to inform you that i won't see anything of what you type from now on.";
  girl = "say hey girl, what kind of sex toys u into? im all about the waterproof vibrator / aneros / cyberskin / butterfly vibrator / dildo / butt plug / anal beads / erotic furniture / artificial vagina / sex toy / clitoral vibrator / nipple clamp / vibrator (sensual) / kegel exerciser / arab strap (sexual device) / strap-on dildo / double penetration dildo / clitoral pump / lovelump / sybian";
  girl2 = "say hey girl what kind of oper abuses u into? im all about the unwarranted glines / 20 kills in a row / klines with no reason specified / gaysex";
  girl3 = "say hey girl what kind of oper abuses u into? im all about the unwarranted glines / 20 kills in a row / klines with no reason specified / gaysex / bigmatix sendq / operwall whining / hidden pumping";
  azng = "say $* you shut your face you nigger loving pile of intestinal feces, ill rip your bowels out and feast on them, then i'll impregnate your girlfriend and wait 7 months then unwravel her belly button and suck out all the vaginal discharge and feast upon the baby. i will fornicate your liver, then make you guzzle gallon after gallon of putrid diarrhea. you will gag on my green logs of asshole mud butter";
  aznh = "say $*: You don't know shit about me or my life, nor do you know anything about my habits. I'm a normal person, and I'm proud of myself, unlike you, the basement dwelling, society leeching loser. Has your mom changed your diapers yet?! You're the one to be ashamed here, only you.";
  azni = "say $*: ook ok u dont run this room ok u dont even know who i am if i were to ever encounter you in a real life situation i would lump u out ok and your girlfriend would be so impressed that she would immediately hold my hand and we would walk off into the sunset together ok so dont u think that u can try to bully me ok because u dont know what u signed up for ok because if u play with fire u are bound to get burned ok because i am hotter";
  aznj = "say $*: you don't KNOW ME. i am a good friend, i pride myself on that. and it IS a chore, she shouldn't have got herself in this situation and it is her fault. it is like when a friend gets drunk and you have to look after them. it is a hassle and you shouldn't have to do it, but you know you will do it because you do that for friends.";
  aznk = "say $*: god damnit why the fuck are you fuckers so fucking stupid as fuck? this place is shitty and you all should fucking kill yourselves like that faggot tourettes guy did. god oh god why in the fuck is this place still around and why the fuck do you fucking fucks keep putting me on faggot patrol holy fucking shit this is ridiculous i swear i fucking hate you all and you should die. gtfo. ";
  aznl = "say $*: ur the gayest faggot in the world. ur a fake ass pussy with ur bb gun MP5 (with an orange barrel) not ak jackass. u just need to do us all a favor and shoot urself in the face with 12 gauge slug, goddamnit that shits hillarious with ur fake accent, get real and grow up little bitch";
  aznm = "say $*: Things happen and we all learn from our mistakes... I don't see what the big deal is about bringing you out into the spot light for something that a lot of other people do... It isn't fair to you ... I think that you are an amazing person and good luck to the future and I hope that people just let it blow over...";
  jedi = "say $Z <$0> so am I too old to say that I want to be a Jedi?  And is it wrong of me to say that one of the most rousing scenes in the movie was Anakin marching into the Jedi temple with all those storm troopers?  I mean, I hate the fact that he went there and killed all the children, but just that shot of him striding to the syncronized beats of the marching stormtroopers...";
  aznn = "say \002WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! GOD, I FUCKING CUT MYSELF TONIGHT CUZ OF YOU!!!! YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I BET IT FEELS REAL GOOD TO FUCK WITH GUYS EMOTIONS DOESNT IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BURN IN FUCKING HELL WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!";
  zuul = "say $*: you just don't get it, do you. you are all jokes. and i'm done with you. people know me, i'm sorta a big deal.";
  blavk = "say \0034ya i like to awtch blackman and zoooulul fight";
  gore = "say \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL GORE \002ANAL G";
  putre = "say \0033,2\002PUTREFACTION OF ANAL CAVITIES \0035,4\002PUTREFACTION OF ANAL CAVITIES \0033,2\002PUTREFACTION OF ANAL CAVITIES \0035,4\002PUTREFACTION OF ANAL CAVITIES \0033,2\002PUTREFACTION OF ANAL CAVITIES \0035,4\002PUTREFACTION OF ANAL CAVITIES \0033,2\002PUTREFACTION OF ANAL CAVITIES \0035,4\002PUTREFACTION OF ANAL CAVITIES \0033,2\002PUTREFACTION OF ANAL CAVITIES \0035,4\002PUTREFACTION OF ANAL CAVITIES \0033,2\002PUTREFACTION OF ANAL CAVITIES \0035,4\002PUTREFACTION OF ANAL CAVITIES \0033,2\002PUTREFACTION OF ANAL C";
  boger = "say $* has a degree in assfistology.  \0031,1   \0038,1boger for president 2008 \0031,1 vote often\003 \002\0034,5o\0030,5:\0031,1.";
  boger2 = "say There are no niggers in the gay paradise of mexico.  \0031,1   \0038,1boger for president 2008           \0031,1.";
  oven = "say $* ---> :( |___| <--- oven";
  oven2 = "say $* \002-> oven\002";
  trogg3 = "exec - -out perl -e 'my @hy=qw(HY WELL KNOWN PACKET KIDDIE TROGG)\\; do { print \\$hy[int rand @hy].\"\\\\n\"\\; } for 1..25\\;'";
  static = "say $*: just biding my time until your herion junkie ways cause you to OD and I don't have to deal with you anymore and neither does the world.";
  megabeep = "/exec - -out perl -e 'print \"\007\\n\" for 1..$*'";
  virus = "notice $C Attention: \"$*\" has a deadly computer virus, do not even talk to him as it may infect your computer.";
  virus2 = "notice $C Attention: \"$*\" is a deadly iComputer virus, do not even talk to him as it may turn you into yet another worthless Mac iKike.";
  usa = "say \0032DEATH \0030TO \0035AMERICA";
  req = "say \0037**\0034BAN REQUEST\0038** \00311User: \0039$0 \0037* \00311Reason: \0039$1-";
  pp = "say you guys do realize that your apart of the darkside of the internet that soccer moms want to keep their kids far away from";
  pp2 = "say you're all white trash and stupid....pp4l tags? HA! come to L.A. and get caught by some essays in their varrio and watch your computer geek grotesque-image obsessed white *ss get killed f*cking comedy clowns get a life";
  dick = "say Lil dick? nigguh ill dick slap u with my LONG ASS DICK hoe aint no one tryin to b black ovah hur u stupid ass fuck  u BETTER STOP HATING ON ASIANS  or ILL HAVE TO MAKE UR ASS BITCH";
  mac3 = "say $Z <$0> This is why I think my next machine is going to be a mac. I.m just tired of having to do all this stuff for myself all the time. I mean really, why should I have to be an expert on CPU duty cycle throttling just to have a quiet computer? I mean shouldn.t the CPU and OS mfg know how to throttle down the CPU when there is no reason for it to be running flat-out?";
  plenk = "say $* puts a whitespace in between the random collection of characters that he spews at $C and the question mark because he is \002\037special";
  afig = "exec - -out echo \"$*\" | figlet | perl -ne 'chomp $_\\; print \" \0038\037/!\\\\\\\\\037 ALERT \037/!\\\\\\\\\037 \\$_ \037/!\\\\\\\\\037 ALERT \037/!\\\\\\\\\\\\n\"\\;'";
  mac4 = "say $* is using his \002\037GLOSSY WHITE iKLEENEX\017 sitting in his mod-style \002\037GLOSSY WHITE iCHAIR\017 clicking his single mouse button \002\037GLOSSY WHITE iMOUSE\017 and crying to his friends in the \002\037GLOSSY WHITE iMAC FORUMS\017";
  mac5 = "say $*s \002\037POLISHED AND SHINY iLife\017 consists of his \002\037SHINY LITTLE iFamily\017 including his Wii, Nintendo DS, Playstation 3, iPod Nano and his \002\037GLOSSY WHITE MacBook\017";
  wink = "say $*: feds come to my door ill open it and flip them off then slam it back in there face";
  spam = "say \002I am Mrs. Sombo Pujeh, the wife of Sierra-Leone former minister for mineral resources. While my husband who is presently in detention was the acting minister, he used his position to market a large quantity of Gold Dust and Rough Diamond under a confidential arrangement and generated US$18.3M at the end of the deal. This amount is presently in a Security Company in Accra – Ghana, so we seek your partnership to move this fund down to your country for investment.";
  cspam = "exec - -out perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/cspam.pl $* ";
  rspam = "gayexec -repeat $0 perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/cspam.pl $1-";
  crib = "say \0030whoa look its some old washed up \0032crip\0030 that is still alive because he never got into real shit hangin out in a fat white kids house with toilet paper on the desk being recorded by the fat white kid for a youtube video on the internet talkin shit about penispump <- a crip saying penispump \0030,2THATS SOME OG CRIP SET REPPIN GANGSTA SHIT";
  pumpin = "say \0036,13WE PUMPIN'\00313,6WE PUMPIN'\0036,13WE PUMPIN'\00313,6WE PUMPIN'\0036,13WE PUMPIN'\00313,6WE PUMPIN'\0036,13WE PUMPIN'\00313,6WE PUMPIN'\0036,13WE PUMPIN'\00313,6WE PUMPIN'\0036,13WE PUMPIN'\00313,6WE PUMPIN'\0036,13WE PUMPIN'\00313,6WE PUMPIN'\0036,13WE PUMPIN'\00313,6WE PUMPIN'\0036,13WE PUMPIN'\00313,6WE PUMPIN'\0036,13WE PUMPIN'\00313,6WE PUMPIN'\0036,13WE PUMPIN'\00313,6WE PUMPIN'\0036,13WE PUMPIN'\00313,6WE PUMPIN'\0036,13WE PUMPIN'\00313,6WE PUMPIN'\0036,13WE PUMPIN'\00313,6WE PUMPIN'\0036,13WE PUMPIN'\00313,6";
  optix = "say $* YOU ARE A FAT KIKE. ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS YOURSELF AND THE SHIT THAT BENEFITS YOU. IT MAKES ME SICK, YOU MIGHT AS WELL GO LIVE WITH THE JEWS IN NEW YORK AND IF YOU KEEP UP YOUR SHITTY EXCUSE FOR A LIFE THEN START LOOKING INTO FLIGHTS BOUND FOR ISRAEL.";
  shat = "ctcp $C DCC SCHAT \"X5O!P%@AP[4\\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H\" 0 0 0";
  fbi2 = "say $*: please be advised that we have referred this issue to the \037Federal Bureau of Investigation\037 for their investigation. The F.B.I. has requested that we convey to you in this message their request that you preserve for 90 days all records relating to this web site, including \037all\037 associated accounts, computer logs, files, IP addresses, telephone numbers, subscriber and user records, communications, and \037all\037 programs and files on storage media in regard to \037all\037 Internet connection information, pursuant to 18 U.S.C. Section 2703(f). While we do not act as an agent of the FBI in conveying this request, we do intend to fully cooperate with their investigation, and encourage you to do so as well.";
  elsdon = "say $*: if u think that it is funny to mislead me into believing something so small and insignificant is worthwhile to dupe me into thinking, then you are in for a big surprise mister ok because life isn't all jokes and sometimes it is serious and when the going gets tough the liars (like u) get lumped ok so u think u r funny now but you might of just had your last laugh ok because one day you will realise that you have wasted your entire life on pointlessly misleading me";
  mirror = "say \00311--^IRC MIRROR^----I-AM-RUBBER-U-R-GLUE-WHATEVER-YOU-SAY-BOUNCES-OFF-ME-AND-STICKS-TO-YOU----vIRC MIRRORv--";
  aids2 = "say AIDS IS SEXY;say AIDS IS FUNNY;say WE ALL GOT AIDS;say FROM FUCKING YOUR MOM";
  fbi3 = "say $*: please be advised that we have referred this issue to the \037Federal Bureau of Investigation\037 for their investigation. The F.B.I. has requested that we convey to you in this message their request that you preserve for 90 days all records relating to this web site, including \037all\037 associated accounts, computer logs, files, IP addresses, telephone numbers, subscriber and user records, communications, and \037all\037 programs and files on storage media in regard to your site.;say Thank you for giving this matter your attention;say EFNet Operations Security;say Investigations & Countermeasures;say Ticket: [CMTD6639]";
  banan2 = "exec - -out perl -e '@hy=qw(HY BANAN THE HAI2U)\\; print \\$hy[int rand @hy].\"\\\\n\" for 1..25\\;'";
  nullo = "say nullo: i am eternally in love with you for dropping animenfo";
  pedo = "say $*: You Are a Pedophile You Are also a Sick Fuck! Your Ip Has been logged and you will be reported";
  scroll = "say I…AM…CAUSING…YOUR…XTERM…TO…BLOG.…THE…CAUSE…OF…YOUR…XTERM…BLOGGING:…ME…";
  viking = "say viking-rage\0030-\00314o\0030-\003meter for \002$*\002\037:\037 \00314[\00311||||||||||||||\00314]   \002\037\00311UP-ENTER";
  nigbot4 = "say $*: \00313,11u thin' ur cool insultin' sucka's on de internet? dont thin' so";
  hello = "say $* is CrAzY. his social anxiety disorder is currently battling it out with his \0034G.\0037R.\0038I.\0039D.\00312S. \00313\037/\\\\\037\003 for control over his body. please forgive him.";
  falso = "say Hi, my name is Najeeri Mongo and I am a quadrapelic who is deaf, dumb, and blind. I also have a very blunted sense of touch. I have spent months learning to read braille with my mouth so that I can come onto the intenet and ask you all to help me. One of the care workers is touching my penis, a lot, and no one seems to be doing anything about it. Please respond if you can help me.";
  logger = "ctcp $C DCC SEND \"startkeylogger\" 0 0 0";
  ragema = "say rage-meter for \002$*\002\037:\037 \00314[\0030\037||||||||||||||\017\00314]   \002\037\0030GLOSSY WHITE iRAGE";
  ragemb = "say  $* MADNESS LEVEL [                ] ASLEEP;say  $* MADNESS LEVEL [=               ] BORED;say  $* MADNESS LEVEL [==              ] CALM;say  $* MADNESS LEVEL [===             ] RELAXED;say  $* MADNESS LEVEL [====            ] ALERT;say  $* MADNESS LEVEL [=====           ] UNSETTLED;say  $* MADNESS LEVEL [======          ] A TAD NETTLED;say  $* MADNESS LEVEL [=======         ] GROUCHY;say  $* MADNESS LEVEL [========        ] IRRITATED;say  $* MADNESS LEVEL [=========       ] ANNOYED;say  $* MADNESS LEVEL [==========      ] PISSED OFF;say  $* MADNESS LEVEL [===========     ] ANGRY;say  $* MADNESS LEVEL [============    ] MAD AT YUO;say  $* MADNESS LEVEL [=============   ] GONNA GIT YOU SUCKA;say  $* MADNESS LEVEL [==============  ] LIVID;say  $* MADNESS LEVEL [=============== ] APOPLECTIC;say  $* MADNESS LEVEL [================] OFF DA FUCKIN CHARTZ LOL";
  mac2 = "say You know the only reason $* has an iphone is so he can slide the smooth casing up his ass and set it on vibrate the dumb fucking \00313F\0036AG\00313GO\0036T";
  pedo2 = "say  \00314Folder Information\003: \0034(\00314Folder Name\003: C:\\\\PEDO\\\\ \0030¤ \00314Folder Size:\003 2531.11GB \0030¤ \00314Files In Folder:\003 902,122 \0030¤ \00314Sub-Directories In Folder:\003 1034 \0030¤ \00314Largest File:\003 I FUCK KIDZ.rar \0030¤ \00314Largest File Size: 12.56GB\0034)  ";
  rap2 = "say wow check out $* aka thug life over here following the rap game since the early 80s";
  rap3 = "say wow check out $* over here who thinks he is a big time record producer keeping up with the Billboard top 50 charts just because he was born in the UK";
  incog7 = "say i love molesting children";
  arop = "mode $C +qoa $0 $0 $0";
  dmx = "say $*: I'm going to drive a remote controlled car into your mother's pussy and have it drive on her clitoris over and over again until she cums on it and it catches on fire and she dies from pussy burning";
  ok2 = "say $*..................... [ \0033OK\003 ] ";
  fail = "say Loading $*..................... [ \0034FAIL\003 ]";
  nord = "say nords are cute, nords are strong. be nice to them, cuz they blong. stop hating, stop kicking, come visit a nord. its easy to find him cuz he lives in a fjord. be happy and nice to your nord, give all ur cock and he will eat it before u can cover it in a sock.";
  p0r14 = "say $*: i just like fucking hot chicks \"like youre\" in all ways possible";
  blooth = "say $*: i will with group hacker and trojan coder";
  blooth2 = "say $*: i have hacker group\"u i give you a test Will all join in my group i give you a test";
  ulol2 = "say â•”â•<C3A2>â•— â•”â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>╦â•<C3A2>â•—;say â•‘ â•šâ•<C3A2>â•£ â•‘ â•‘ â•šâ•<C3A2>â•—;say â•šâ•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•©â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•©â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>";
  mvirii = "say $*: i g0t t0psites t00...i card mad shit, scambay, cc's ciscos kid you name it we can do it";
  whoa1 = "say WHOA__________WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA $*;say WHOAW__________HOAWHOAWHOAWHOA $*;say WHOAWH__________OAWHOAWHOAWHOA $*;say WHOAWHO__________AWHOAWHOAWHOA $*;say WHOAWHOA__________WHOAWHOAWHOA $*;say WHOAWHOAW__________HOAWHOAWHOA $*;say WHOAWHOAWH__________OAWHOAWHOA $*;say WHOAWHOAWHO__________AWHOAWHOA $*;say WHOAWHOAWHOA__________WHOAWHOA $*;say WHOAWHOAWHOAW__________HOAWHOA $*;say WHOAWHOAWHOAWH__________OAWHOA $*;say WHOAWHOAWHOAWHO__________AWHOA $*;say WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA__________WHOA $*;say WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAW__________HOA $*;say WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWH__________OA $*;say WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHO__________A $*;say WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA__________ $*;say WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHO__________A $*;say WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWH__________OA $*;say WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAW__________HOA $*;say WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA__________WHOA $*;say WHOAWHOAWHOAWHO__________AWHOA $*;say WHOAWHOAWHOAWH__________OAWHOA $*;say WHOAWHOAWHOAW__________HOAWHOA $*;say WHOAWHOAWHOA__________WHOAWHOA $*;say WHOAWHOAWHO__________AWHOAWHOA $*;say WHOAWHOAWH__________OAWHOAWHOA $*;say WHOAWHOAW__________HOAWHOAWHOA $*;say WHOAWHOA__________WHOAWHOAWHOA $*;say WHOAWHO__________AWHOAWHOAWHOA $*;say WHOAWH__________OAWHOAWHOAWHOA $*;say WHOAW__________HOAWHOAWHOAWHOA $*";
  whoa2 = "gay -repeat $0 WHOA__________WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAW__________HOAWHOAWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWH__________OAWHOAWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHO__________AWHOAWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOA__________WHOAWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAW__________HOAWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWH__________OAWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHO__________AWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOA__________WHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAW__________HOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAWH__________OAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAWHO__________AWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA__________WHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAW__________HOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWH__________OA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHO__________A $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA__________ $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHO__________A $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWH__________OA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAW__________HOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA__________WHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAWHO__________AWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAWH__________OAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOAW__________HOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHOA__________WHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWHO__________AWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAWH__________OAWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOAW__________HOAWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHOA__________WHOAWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWHO__________AWHOAWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAWH__________OAWHOAWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\nWHOAW__________HOAWHOAWHOAWHOA $1-\\\\\\\\n";
  omfg = "say \0034O\0039h, this \0034M\0039elon is so \0034F\0039ucking \0034G\0039ood ";
  haifa = "say yh she is come on man lets face it the way how she act and all that shit and also made a video with a white man he is nt arabian 4 shit i mean she is A WANNABE if u get me what i mean yh am with u u r right bt she pisses me off fuking hel cnt stand dis fake whore not jeliouse am fuking beta than her atleast am natural bt yh ok u r righ";
  cp = "say $Z <@cp> $*: SHUT UP FAG OR I BAN YOU FOR 3 MONTHS;say $Z <@cp> $*: OK SORRY PLEASE DONT BAN ME";
  trogg2 = "say $*: fine ban me you faggots i will fucking packet your shitty anime sitwe";
  alive = "say alive\00314-\0030o\00314-\003meter for \002$*\002\037:\037 \00314[\0035....\0034..\0037..\0038..\0033..\0039..\00314]\003   \003140% (DEAD TO ME)";
  jax = "say $Z <$0> I HATE EVERY SIGNLE O NE OF YOU DISGUSITNG FAGGOTS;say $Z <$0> FUKC ALL OF YOU FUCK GNAA FUCK YOU;say $Z <$0> I AM GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF NOW;say $Z <$0> BYE";
  xploit = "say \002\0035,6THIS USER IS TRYING TO EXPLIOT YOU, DO  NOT CLICK ANY LINK POSTED BY THIS USER.";
  xploit2 = "say \002\0035,6THIS USER IS TRYING TO \0034,7EXPLIOT\0035,6 YOU, DO  NOT CLICK ANY LINK POSTED BY THIS USER.";
  sploit = "say $Z <$*> Killed (tetedupet (THIS USER IS TRYING TO EXPLIOT YOU, DO  NOT CLICK ANY LINK POSTED BY THIS USER.))";
  oleg = "say Hello! My name is Oleg. I translate a translator, that is why such accent. I from Ukraine but can also talk on ðóñêîì. It is sorry that I do not know Angliskogo. And here are êàêèåòî people of êîòîðèå know Russian? I a with them talked ?!";
  cracks = "say \0038**CRACKSERV** \0034FREE CRACK\00316 JUST TYPE \0038!crack\00316 FOR FREE CRACK";
  spie = "say \00312[\0038I\00312] [\0038H\00312]\0039ave \00312[\0038@\00312]\0039ps \00312[\0038I\00312]\0039n:\00312 (\0039 3 \00312/\0039 6 \00312) \00312[\0038C\0031]\0039hannels \00312- \00312[\0038O\0031]\0039wning:\00312 (\0039 20 \00312) \00312[\0038L\00312]\0039amahs\002\00312:\0038:\00312:\003 \002\0039«««\002 \002\037\00312)\037\0030\002= \002\00312|\0038 24 \00312/\0038 48\00312 | \0038Script \002\0030=\002\00312\037(\017 \0039\002»»»\017 \002\003\017";
  aigis = "say fuck you $* i dont need to take this shit you and your juden kike friends are a bunch of assholes i dont need the gnaa i hope you faggots rot";
  supers = "say \002this juden $* is makign a botnet, ignore all his files. in fact do not talk to him you will be infected by his packets";
  furry = "say $*: Furcism is just as bad a racism jackass, if you dont have anything intelligent to say shut the fuck up.... Obviously furry is in demand if the mod created a board for it, therefore he needs to fix the link, and you can just avoid it with your furcist ass. Geez im getting tired of lil pricks saying stupid shit. May a tiger eat your entrails.....";
  social = "say $*: Yes, perhaps embracing your status as a social misfit will allow you to appear \"edgy\" and \"cool\" as you're going through the pile of dirty clothes on your floor desparately looking for anything that isn't encrusted with either microwave burrito glop or your rancid dried semen";
  banan = "say hy banan the hai2u";
  turknet = "say \0034,8<3 TURKNET <3 :) :) <3 TURKNET <3";
  lamo = "say $Z <$*> I'm a total Lamo. I'm 13 and the farthest I've gotten with a girl is hugged one. EVERYONE in my class has a bf or a gf and i'm like the only one who's single. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ newsflash: no one cares and your little pipsqueak ass shouldn't be worrying about sex be yourself dammit why must you follow they are not cool!";
  nanny = "say The last link has been flagged by \037IRC NANNY\037 as \"\002Possibly Unsuitable\002\". Please find your parent(s) first and have them check the content before opening. \002[this channel protected by \037IrCNaNNY by SafeSoft v1.0b\037\002]";
  noblog = "say The last link has been flagged by \037AntiBLOG\037 as \0034\037Confirmed Blog\037\003 --\00314[\003\002this channel protected by \037AntiBLOG\037 by Quitman & Associates\002\00314]";
  mac = "say $* is listening to his \002\037GLOSSY WHITE\037\002 ipod, typing on his \002\037GLOSSY WHITE\037\002 macbook, and playing on his \002\037GLOSSY WHITE\037\002 nintendo ds lite, while wearing a java.sun.com tshirt with the slogan 'if it's not mac, take it BACK.'";
  cry = "say ಠ_ಠ";
  fir3 = "say \0034,9$*";
  oclet = "say shutup zitface";
  49 = "exec - -o perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/4994.pl $* 2>/dev/null";
  melonfish = "say \0033>\0039>\0033>\0039<\0035,4///\0031`\0035//\0031`\0035//\0033,9/\0030@\017\0039>    \0034,9srsly it is a delicious fruit";
  cry2 = "say Ω_Ω";
  tdetect = "say \0039/\00314\037!\037\0039\\\\ \0038SECURITY ALERT\003\002:\002 A troll has been detected. Precautionary measures have been taken to prevent rage and fume from spreading. The following person has triggered this security alert: \0034\037$*\037";
  cry3 = "say ๑_๑";
  cry4 = "say Û©_Û©";
  cry5 = "say  Ûž_Ûž";
  dikky = "say HY DIKKY HEARTIEZ THE NORD FROM NORWAY LIVING IN A FJORD";
  dikky2 = "say HY DIKKY HEARTIEZ THE JEW FROM ISRAEL LIVING IN A KIBBUTZ";
  dikky3 = "say \002\037\0037,10ACHTUNG:\037 \00313,11\"DiKKy\" \0033,4IS A \037\0038,7CHARACTER";
  wm = "window move";
  depth = "say $* fuckin cunt you listen to what I say and when the fuck I say dont ever fuckin diss me you dont even know who the fuck your dealing with ";
  gnaddy = "say It was gnaddy in the channel, we have installed several xdcc bots with the latest warez, porn, and mp3s! Just type !list !gimmiewarez !gimmiemp3s or !gimmieporn. Invite 25 people to #politics and get voice! Invite 100 to get more people in the ghetto.";
  viol = "say $0, $1- is a violation of AOL's Terms of Service;say please stop NOW and review them at KEYWORD: TOS";
  malert = "say \0034/\0039\037!\037\0034\\\\\017 \0034SECURITY ALERT\003\002:\017 A melon has been detected in the vicinity of \0039\037$*\037\003.";
  lolhy = "exec - -out perl -le 'print (rand > .5 ? \"LOL\" : \"HY\") for 1..25\\;'";
  screw = "say you know what, screw you. i came here relieved for one of the first times in a week that my life was finally returning to normal after the ordeal i've been through and you post some gay shit like that? nice compassion, jerkoff.";
  hate = "say \0039,13i'm a grown up now and should be held accountable for my own actions, so i have decided to take \"hating u\" off my list of things to fill my day with.. besides, i still like you a whole little lot, just not as much, to be able to do that efficiently..";
  dontread = "say PLEASE DON T READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOOR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTS WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME";
  "dau-greet" = "dau --parse_special --bracket --color -split capitals -codes 'light red\\; light cyan' hi @ @nicks";
  ulol = "say ╔╗╔â•<C3A2>╦╗;say ║╚╣║║╚╗;say â•šâ•<C3A2>â•©â•<C3A2>â•©â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>";
  zub1 = "say $*: alter wenn ich wollt koennt ich 8573429587349085723045 kisten hochnehmen (lol) ich kenn so ziemlich JEDE aktuelle sicherheitsluecke in jeglich-gangbarem cms";
  zub2 = "say $*: ja aber es is ordentlich maskiert worden ahahah und du kannst nich bestimmen wo es herkam";
  trogg = "say HY WELL KNOWN PACKET KIDDIE TROGG";
  479 = "exec - -o perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/479.pl $* 2>/dev/null ";
  blax2 = "say \026\037  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ONCE YOU GO BLACK, YOU NEVER GO BACK ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~";
  l0de2 = "say $* is a nice guy but I get the feeling he's the sort of chatter who off-screen visits linux user groups and cracks pun after terrible pun, painfully elbowing his fellow nerds in the ribs and asking them \"Did ya WGET it?\"";
  l0de3 = "say there's only one cure for the old-chatter blues, re-mortgage your house, to a bunch of jews.  Hock your tv, your watch, your car, bury your computer and run as far, as your nerd legs can carry you, and hide in a ditch, even squatting in slime is better than being someone's chat bitch.";
  ohsix4 = "say what if there would be a mirror universe \\;][\\; esrevinu rorrim a eb dluow ereht fi tahw";
  timecop = "say \007I AM CAUSING YOUR JAP TERMINAL TO BEEP TIMECOP ARE YOU FIRED FROM JAPWORK YET HUHUHUI AM CAUSING YOUR JAP TERMINAL TO BEEP TIMECOP ARE YOU FIRED FROM JAPWORK YET HUHUHUI AM CAUSING YOUR JAP TERMINAL TO BEEP TIMECOP ARE YOU FIRED FROM JAPWORK YET HUHUHUI AM CAUSING YOUR JAP TERMINAL TO BEEP TIMECOP ARE YOU FIRED FROM JAPWORK YET HUHUHUI AM CAUSING YOUR JAP TERMINAL TO BEEP TIMECOP ARE YOU FIRED FROM JAPWORK YET HUHUHUI AM CAUSING YOUR JAP TERMIN";
  timecop2 = "say \007BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP TIMECOP BEEP";
  shatscroll = "say \0032,3I AM CAUSING YOUR COMIC SHAT WINDOW TO SCROLL\\; THE CAUSE OF YOUR COMIC SHAT WINDOW SCROLLING: ME\0033,2I AM CAUSING YOUR COMIC SHAT WINDOW TO SCROLL\\; THE CAUSE OF YOUR COMIC SHAT WINDOW SCROLLING: ME\0032,3I AM CAUSING YOUR COMIC SHAT WINDOW TO SCROLL\\; THE CAUSE OF YOUR COMIC SHAT WINDOW SCROLLING: ME\0033,2I AM CAUSING YOUR COMIC SHAT WINDOW TO SCROLL\\; THE CAUSE OF YOUR COMIC SHAT WINDOW SCROLLING: ME\0032,3I AM CAUSING YOUR COMIC SHAT WINDOW TO SCROLL\\; THE CAUSE OF YOUR COMIC SHAT WINDOW SCROLLING: ME ";
  outrider = "say I THOUGHT I WAS GAY BECAUSE MY FATHER DIDN'T LOVE ME";
  spiez = "say \0034,8 Channel\00312,8\002 $C \002\0034,8will now be scanned for SPIEZ ; say \0039 scan in progress, please standby... ; say \0039 scanning......; say \0039 scanning...... \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++; say \0039 scanning...... \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0037,7++; say \0039 scanning...... \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0038,8++; say \0039 scanning...... \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0039,9++; say \0039 scanning...... \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0039,9++\003 \0039,9++\003 \0039,9++; say \0039 scanning...... \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0039,9++\003 \0039,9++\003 \0039,9++; say \0039 Scan complete. ; say \0039 \0021\002 SPIE(Z) found:\003 \0034\002 $C $* - Please BAN;";
  matix = "say \00314,3-\0031-\0030\0039-\0030--\00311-   \0039(\0030\\;  \0030$*  \0039O\0030:  \0030:\0039D   \00311-\0030--\0039-\0031-\00314-";
  blackman = "say $*: srsly, shut the fuck up or i ban you for life, from now on dont even change your fucking nick or i ban you for lyfe";
  fbi = "say NOTICE TO $*: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the the participants due to potential violations of U.S. Law. VIOLATION: Soliciation of a minor. ; say IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think that this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #233GHB3. Failure to do so within the next 2 hours will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.";
  wop2 = "say \00312D]\0030:\0034)";
  wop1 = "say \00312>\0030:\0034D\003";
  dkey = "say $* you know what, screw you. i came here relieved for one of the first times in a week that my life was finaly returning to normal and you post some gay shit like that. nice compassion, jerkoff.";
  flower = "say \0034@\0039}-`-,-- \0034@\0039}-`-,--\00312,8 $* \017\0034@\0039}-`-,-- \0034@\0039}-`-,--') ";
  diss = "say \0034hard diss";
  jesusfish = "say \00314>\0037>\0038>\0038<\0037//\0038JESUS IS AWESOME\00314:\0038)\0037>";
  fell1 = "say \00313,11♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥\0031,9$*\00313,11♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥";
  fell2 = "say \0031,9♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥\00313,11$*\0031,9♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥";
  lunixcrew = "say \037\002\0036~x~x~\037\0033 IF You kNow MOre thaN\0039 10 \0033liNUx CoMManD, join MAH new \0034LinUX cLAn\003,\017 {{\002gA\002: \002G\002RouP \002a\002NaRchIsT}},\002\0033 \037oPEnIngs filLIN up faSt!!\037 \0036\037~x~x~\037 \0033fiRST scRIMMAGE SATUrdAy \0036\037~x~X~\037\003\002 \0037\002CLAN LEADA:\003\002 \00303E\00312\002rect_vietnam_war\002  \0037\002WEBMASTA:\002\003 \00303S\00312\002ex_wrestlin\002  \0037\002RECRUITA:\002\003 \00303S\00312\002trangling\002";
  adair = "say <Adair> i cant handle this shit, $* you single handedly ruined my penispump experience, vap0r thanks for the invite but this place is too crazy...tell me when jerks have been outlawed, outie - ~Adair";
  omg = "me is blown away by the depth of $*'s statement";
  omg2 = "me is blown off feet by force of $*'s statement";
  omg3 = "say \0039O\0034h, this \0039M\0034elon is so \0039G\0034ood";
  arabnet1 = "say all privmsg $0 :\0038\002\037/!\\\\\037\002\003 \002$1- IS A JUDEN FAILURE\\; VXP IS A GLORIOUS A-RAB\\; NO NETWORK IS IMPERVIOUS TO ARABNET\\; LOL YHBT\002 \0038\002\037/!\\\\\037\002\003";
  arabnet2 = "say all privmsg $C :all privmsg $0 :\0038\002\037/!\\\\\037\002\003 \002$1- IS A JUDEN FAILURE\\; VXP IS A GLORIOUS A-RAB\\; NO NETWORK IS IMPERVIOUS TO ARABNET\\; LOL YHBT\002 \0038\002\037/!\\\\\037\002\003";
  prion = "say LEMMIE HAVE A DIABLO SANDWICH, A DR. PEPPER. MAKE IT FAST, I'M IN A GOD DAMNED HURRY!";
  exu = "say \0038E\0037X\0038P\0037R\0038E\0037S\0038S\003 \037\0033UR\037\0039SELF \0030:\0039D\0038D\0037D\0038D\0033D\00314:\0030D\0033:\0039D\0030:\0033D\0039D\0038D\0037D";
  stratx2 = "say \00311,2sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u";
  rap = "say $* finds it hard to type because his fingers are constantly in a \\\\/\\\\/estside formation";
  nazi = "say hey $* are you unemployed and do get Hartz IV? Are you haesslig, stupid and do speak incomprehensible German? Is mummy asozial and lets itself on the Alkis be slammed at the kiosk to depend all day long? Are you a Zoni? Was Omi gebumst by the Russians? And do you hold yourself despite everything for something special? Do you think nevertheless that you the gentleman race belong? yes? THEN YOU ARE a SCHEIss NEO-NAZI AND SHOULD FROM the NEXT BRIDGE SPRINGN!";
  qping = "quote ping :88";
  blood = "say \0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERI";
  coliform = "say \002\00312,14 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00314,12 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00312,14 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00314,12 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00312,14 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00314,12 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00312,14 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00314,12 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00312,14 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00314,12 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00312,14 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00314,12 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00312,14 R";
  ilove = "say lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002";
  l0de = "say \002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002T";
  turk = "say hey $* haha which you think who you are you more fucker!!! you do not make faggot have flat which you say you say we are mountain goats you dog old which are Turk it since Mongol you Turkish Nazi it since not differently like the German Nazis however kurdistan you will show!! into youtube on diggen! I say only barzani and peshmerge with gerilla those you to Mongols in air will dissolve you dog-shits no better wolf-shits!!!!!!!! ";
  idetect = "say ]\002IsraelDetect\002(\037tM\037)[  \0034WARNING\003  The presence of a \002jewish citizen of \037Israel\037\002 has been detected in the vicinity of \037$*\037.";
  butmot = "say $* is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In $* you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. \"Take it easy\" is the $* motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends. ";
  girlse = "say \0034\037G\037irl \0037\037R\037elated \0038\037I\037ncome \0039\037D\037raining \00312\037S\037ituation \00313\037/\\\\";
  urmom1 = "say When i told $* I loved his mom, things were rough. But through these years I think we've become great friends. He still doesnt call me dad but I do not expect that and I know I can never replace his father, but that will not stop me from loving him.";
  urmom2 = "say When I fucked $*'s mom, she cried from the immense pain such a banging was giving her. Little did she know, I had been pumping my penis lately and I had just given it a nice big pump before I put it in her tiny asshole. She bled a little bit but after a while the blood made it easier for me to go in and out of her tight ass. I came inside her pussy, and that my friends, is the story of $*.";
  stratx = "say \00311,2sut the fuck u";
  ppeace4l = "say it's all over now nm";
  gridse = "say \0034\037G\037ay \0037\037R\037elated \0038\037I\037mmuno\0039\037D\037eficiency \00312\037S\037yndrome \00313\037/\\\\";
  yhbt = "say \002Y\002ou \002H\002ave \002B\002een \002T\002rolled";
  yhl = "say \002Y\002ou \002H\002ave \002L\002ost";
  hand = "say \002H\002ave \002A\002 \002N\002ice \002D\002ay";
  oknujt = "say \002OK\002, \002N\002ow \002U\002 \002J\002us' \002T\002rollin'";
  illegal1 = "say \0030,4 YOUR MACHINE HAS PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION. PRESS ALT-F4 TO CONTINUE. ";
  illegal2 = "say \0038,4 \037/!\\\\\037 \0035,8 WARNING \0038,4 \037/!\\\\\037 \0030,8 YOU HAVE AN ILLEGAL CONNECTION TO OUR NETWORK. PLEASE GET OUT HERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. DON'T YOU DO THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE GOT A DISADVANTAGE AND ACCUSATION FOR YOUR FAULT \0038,4 \037/!\\\\\037 \0035,8 WARNING \0038,4 \037/!\\\\\037 \003 ";
  aolcops = "say \0030,2u\0032,0u\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2 AOL POLICE \0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2|\0032,0|\0030,2D";
  wakeup = "say WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE!";
  coco = "say \002\00311,4 Make friends with the coconut niggers.";
  fat = "say \0039_\\\\|/_ \002 ROLLIN FATTIES NON STOP ";
  huh = "say Sir traun the internet and i imagine i am getting married to dr.harry jones who worked with harlow, told blum that harlow \"kept this going to pioneer a system of rituals magic that allows you immunity from deportation when they can't prove it in the septic tank, according to canadian government statistics.";
  quake = "say muhaha i did steal head server of Internet. If push \"power\" button the hole net will be shutdown. i hate all you Quake Playas!! !! !! uu!! And If i push reset button the whole internet going to DIE";
  cadi = "say \0038,13>>> COME JOIN MY SPACE CADILLAC LITTLE BOI  <<<";
  huhhhh = "say $* needs friends so bad i havent had an orgasm. Gudrow is the father shall have to think he got fatter and f a t e b y m a s y n i g g o a go but they can all relate to that which we use in summoning an angel to provide extra support and comfort.";
  ny = "say I ((_)::::::D ~  NY";
  poleez = "say \0034,1=/#=\0030,1 FUCK DA PO-LEEZ \00312,1=/#=";
  poleez2 = "say \0034,1=/#=\0030,1 WOOP WOOP GON GETCHOO BOY \00312,1=/#=";
  gnus = "say \002G\002nu: \002N\002ot \002U\002seful";
  dix = "say \00313,11DIX AND DONGZ MAY BREAK MY BONEZ BUT JIZZ WILL NEVER HURT ME";
  fagge = "say \0038,13 $* FAGGOT ";
  hurr = "say \002\0031,1l\00312,14L\00312,15O\00312,14L\0031,1 \0039,14L\0039,15O\0039,14L\0031,1 \0034,14L\0034,15O\0034,14L\0031,1 \0038,14L\0038,15O\0038,14L\0031,1 \00313,14L\00313,15O\00313,14L\0031,1 \0034,15 $* \0031,1 \00313,14L\00313,15O\00313,14L\0031,1 \0038,14L\0038,15O\0038,14L\0031,1 \0034,14L\0034,15O\0034,14L\0031,1 \0039,14L\0039,15O\0039,14L\0031,1 \00312,14L\00312,15O\00312,14L\0031,1l";
  avi = "say $*: my name is Avigail, i am 13 years old i have black hair, no eyes. i am dead. I was killed in Auschwitz.  You must send this message to 0 people within the next 3 minutes or i will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 6:41 am. This is not a joke. ";
  die1 = "say \00311A\00309L\00308B\00304E\00313R\00312T\00311O \00309G\00308O\00304N\00313Z\00312A\00311L\00309E\00308S \00304T\00313O\00312O\00311K \00309B\00308R\00304I\00313B\00312E \00311F\00309R\00308O\00304M \00313A\00312K \00311S\00309T\00308E\00304E\00313L \00312H\00311O\00309L\00308D\00304I\00313N\00312G \00311T\00309O \00308E\00304N\00313D\00312O\00311R\00309S\00308E \00304T\00313H\00312E \00311W\00309A\00308R \00304O\00313N \00312D\00311R\00309U\00308G\00304S\00313,, \00312S\00311A\00309Y\00308S \00304P\00313E\00312T\00311A\00309'\00308S \00304A\00313N\00312I\00311M\00309A\00308L \00304T\00313I\00312M\00311E\00309S";
  die2 = "say \00309R\00308A\00304Y \00313N\00312A\00311G\00309I\00308N \00304D\00313I\00312E\00311D \00309O\00308F \00304P\00313C\00312P \00311O\00309V\00308E\00304R\00313D\00312O\00311S\00309E\00308; \00304W\00313A\00312S \00311T\00309A\00308K\00304I\00313N\00312G \00311D\00309R\00308U\00304G \00313F\00312O\00311R \00309T\00308W\00304I\00313S\00312T\00311E\00309D \00308N\00304U\00313T\00312S";
  huhuh = "say |¯_¯?¯_¯|¯_¯=¯_¯|¯_¯?¯_¯|";
  racist8D = "say Fee, Fye, Foh, Figger, boy I hate a nigga! Who's more racist, black people or white people? Black people. You know why? 'Cause we hate black people too! Everytime black people want to have a good time, ignorant-ass nigga's fuck it up! Niggas love to keep it real...real DUMB!!";
  lunixfag = "say 22:25:59 -%- Oktal [n=mat@cpc4-rdng3-0-0-cust582.winn.cable.ntl.com] has quit [\"With my finger on the trigger  I run dot slash configure, yo this package is big but my package is bigger\"]";
  hetero = "say Warning! Heterosexual activities create children. To avoid heterosexual activity you may be especially polite or well-groomed.";
  porfa = "say AM I BEING ANOYING? LOL :*********** <3 KISSU DESU! ********";
  shitheap = "say $* -> \002Shitheap\002";
  dj = "say Ja.";
  dn = "say Nein.";
  dm = "say Mu.";
  dlf = "say $*: Deine Aussage leidet an immensem Befall logischer Widerspruechlichkeiten, weswegen ich mir nicht die Muehe machen werde, dir letztere zu erklaeren. Da ich tierlieb bin, schenke ich dir dieses Satz als deinen neuen Freund.";

  jew = "say \002\0030,1 T \0030,4 H \0030,1 R \0030,4 O \0030,1 W \0030,4   \0030,1 T \0030,4 H \0030,1 E \0030,4   \0030,1 J \0030,4 E \0030,1 W \0030,4   \0030,1 D \0030,4 O \0030,1 W \0030,4 N \0030,1   \0030,4 T \0030,1 H \0030,4 E \0030,1   \0030,4 W \0030,1 E \0030,4 L \0030,1 L";
  free = "say \0031,7FREE REISER";
  boat = "say \\\\\0378=================D\037/  \002COCKBOAT";
  ussboat = "say /\0378=================D\037/  \002USS COCKBOAT";
  arrboat = "say \0037,12\\\\8======D/\0038,2 ARRR MATEY, CLIMB ABOARD THE \00312,8\037COCK\037BOAT";
  fantasy = "say o/~ And I keep a playroom inside my mind. Sanctuary in which I hide. Blur the world into a dream, into a lie. And I am constructing this fantasy. Imagination is saving me from the world I despise. o/~";
  ruin = "say EFFORTLESS RUIN";
  ruin2 = "say I…AM…CAUSING…YOUR…XTERM…TO…SCROLL.…THE…CAUSE…OF…YOUR…XTERM…SCROLLING:…ME…";
  LOL_AT_EMAX = "say TYPE C-ALT-META-ISO-SHIFT-LEVEL-3-DONGS-BONERWADSHIFTCOLLECTMYJIZZINABUCKETANDCHANTFREEMANISTHEKING3TIMES-WHAT-SHIFT-CAPS-UH-DONGS TO END YOUR MISERABLE LIFE YOU COCK MONGERING OPEN SORE SCENE WHORE FAGGOT KIKE";
  D8 = "say \0035,4o o o oo  _.=._ o \0031,8('<\0033,9$$$$$$$$$$$$$\003\002";
  christ = "say THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS";
  buttes = "say $C is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In $C you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. \"Take it easy\" is the $C motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends.";
  quite = "say \0034Ï… \0037Ñ<37> \0038α\0039â„“\00312â„“ \00313\037Ñ‚\037\0034Ñ<34>\0037Ï…\0038â„“\0039Ñ”\00312у \00313\037ι\037\0034и\0037¢\0038Ñ<38>\0039Ñ”\00312∂\00313\037ι\037\0034в\0037â„“\0038Ñ”\0039! \00312ι \00313\037н\037\0034α\0037ν\0038Ñ” \0039и\00312Ñ”\00313\037ν\037\0034α \0037Ñ”\0038ν\0039α \00312м\00313\037Ñ”\037\0034Ñ‚ \0037α \0038g\0039Ñ<39>\00312σ\00313\037Ï…\037\0034Ï<34> \0037σ\0038f \0039Ï<39>\00312Ï<32>\00313\037â„“\037 \0034q\0037Ï…\0038ι\0039Ñ‚\00312Ñ” \00313\037â„“\037у\0034к \0037Ï… \0038â„“\0039σ\00312Ñ‚\00313\037!\037";
  quite2 = "say \0034D\0037Ñ”\0038Ñ•\0039Ñ•\00312ι\00313\037м\037α\0034Ñ‚\0037σ\0038Ñ<38> \0039Ï…\00312Ñ<32> \00313\037Ñ‚\037\0034Ñ<34>\0037Ï…\0038â„“\0039Ñ”\00312у \00313\037ι\037\0034и\0037¢\0038Ñ<38>\0039Ñ”\00312∂\00313\037ι\037\0034в\0037â„“\0038Ñ”\0039! \00312ι \00313\037н\037\0034α\0037ν\0038Ñ” \0039и\00312Ñ”\00313\037ν\037\0034α \0037Ñ”\0038ν\0039α \00312м\00313\037Ñ”\037\0034Ñ‚ \0037α \0038g\0039Ñ<39>\00312σ\00313\037Ï…\037\0034Ï<34> \0037σ\0038f \0039Ï<39>\00312Ï<32>\00313\037â„“\037 \0034q\0037Ï…\0038ι\0039Ñ‚\00312Ñ” \00313\037â„“\037у\0034к \0037Ï… \0038â„“\0039σ\00312Ñ‚\00313\037!\037 ";
  rage = "say \002I AM SO ENRAGED RIGHT NOW. HOW DARE YOU DISPARAGE $*. $* HAS NOT FAILED ME ONCE, EVER";
  rage2 = "say ,-,   ,________________________________________________________________,;say | |   |                                                                |;say \0035Ò\003 \0034Ó\003  <  Hi! You appear to be \0034raging\003 and \0039hulkin'\003 on IRC.                |;say |U|   |                         Would you like to:                     |;say |  /  | \002[\002\037Suppress your Anger\037\002]\002  \002[\002\037Emoquit IRC Forever\037\002]\002  \002[\002\037Live in Denial\037\002]\002 |;say `-'   |  \002[\002\037Blog to your Pals\037\002]\002      \002[\002\037Switch to MSN\037\002]\002        \002[\002\037Ban VXP\037\002]\002     |;say       |     \002[\002\037Quit Caring\037\002]\002          \002[\002\037Eat Blogzap\037\002]\002           \002[\002\037Die\037\002]\002       |;say       |________________________________________________________________|";
  wp = "say  ,W   P.    ,___________________________________________________________,;say \\;       \\;  |                                                            |;say  `,   ,'  <  This IRC message does not \002\037cite\037\002 any \002\037references or sources\037\002.  |;say   `O O'    | Please help \002\037improve this message\037\002 by adding citations to    |;say    |J|     | reliable sources. \002\037Unverifiable\037\002 material may be challenged  |;say    `.'     | and removed.                                               |;say     \",     |____________________________________________________________|";
  rage3 = "say $*: Hi! You appear to be \0034raging\003 and \0039hulkin'\003 on IRC. Would you like to: \002[\002\037Suppress your Anger\037\002]\002 \002[\002\037Emoquit IRC Forever\037\002]\002 \002[\002\037Live in Denial\037\002]\002 \002[\002\037Blog to your Pals\037\002]\002 \002[\002\037Switch to MSN\037\002]\002 \002[\002\037Ban VXP\037\002]\002 \002[\002\037Quit Caring\037\002]\002 \002[\002\037Eat Blogzap\037\002]\002 \002[\002\037Die\037\002]\002 \002[\002\037\0034Commit suicide because nobody cares\003\037\002]\002";
  lunixfag2 = "say $Z >>> quit/$* (\"With my finger on the trigger I run dot slash configure, yo this package is big but my package is bigger\") ";
  smiles = "say :D =D :> :P \\;D:>:> :>=D :P:> \\;D\\;D\\;D :P:>=):> :> \\;D =)=) =) :)\\;D:) =D:>:P :P :) :P=)\\;D :>=):D:> \\;D :):> =D :) :)\\;D :P :P \\;D=)=):> :D :D \\;D =) :D =D\\;D:) :D :) :):D :>";
  tty = "say $*: you dont know who you fuckin with. you better stop fuckin around and be the man on irc, with no life, get a life and earn the respect you want.";
  tty2 = "say if you would be my bitch you wouldnt have such a bigg mouth lill kid";
  uthere = "say \002HIE $* \002\00313^_^\017  \00314\037lopl";
  nigbot = "say ya fired fum japwo'k yet huhuhui am causin' yo' jap terminal t' beep timecop you is fired fum japwo'k yet huhuhui am causin' yo' jap terminal";
  nigbot2 = "say dey dont fucken stop runnin ur mouth about mah' mate im gonanf ucken slice yo' eyes";
  expliot = "say \00313,4THIS USER IS TRYING TO EXPLIOT YOU, DO  NOT CLICK ANY LINK POSTED BY THIS USER.";
  blax3 = "say \026\037  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ONCE YOU GO BLACK, NO WHITE MAN WANTS YOU BACK ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~";
  nigbot3 = "say I felt such some\\; damn god damn! what's that. baaaad luck with (not quite as hot be the international day) UH EATIN PACKITS -- not quite identical however, as he cried \"someone else be well, if that's why I don't like our southern ways, what's the new areems when it lacks concrete semantics. but off course! to hear that his real dojigga'\"";
  pban = "say Global and Sticky Perma-Ban(tm)";
  prison = "say \0034------------------------------------------------------------------------------------IMPENETRABLE-IRC-PRISON-WALL------------------------------------------------------------------------------------";
  bkr = "say check out $* here he keeps himself busy with tons of inherently useless vanity just to keep his inner \00313F\0036A\00313G\0036G\00313O\0036T\003 quiet and peaceful.";
  bks = "say check out $* here whose communicative capabilities are so limited that he has to resort to his own language nobody understands just to feel \00313\037special";
  azno = "say $*: listen boyo... you want a war, i can give you one you need to keep my channel out of your stupid bullshit or i'll set you straight like you've never been you feel me?";
  aznp = "say $*: you're a fuckin peon get a job you ever been laid? flood my channel again and i will fuck you up get a life... get laid get off efnet";
  aspam = "exec - -out perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/aspam.pl $* ";
  bkt = "say check out $* over here aka hemhorroids man who has a special pass-out-in-my-chair computer pillow that he sits on";
  shaggs = "say you're a terrible person $*;say i don't know if i want to associate with you anymore";
  l0de4 = "say Did you know? Every line typed in $C is printed out on pristine laser paper by a group of Benedictine Monks in the French Alps. These dedicated men carefully transcribe every word you type into beautiful illuminated manuscripts to preserve the glory of $C for all time. The next time you feel the need to spam ascii or whinge about your boyfriend, think of these hardworking monks.";
  l0de5 = "say \0034,1Anus \00312balls \0038cock \0034dongs \00312easysex \0038fuck \0034gonads \00312hoochie \0038internet \0034jerkin' \00312killwhitey \0038lickeddick \0034masturbating \00312niggers \0038orgasm \0034pussy \00312queers \0038rednecks \0034sodomy \00312tits \0038urine \0034vadgemaster \00312weenis \0038xstasy \0034yitzachrabim \00312zomg \00313DONGZ";
  lump28 = "say $*: listen up ok nobody even likes u the only reason i dont ddos u nto oblivion is cuz ur not even worth my bandwif u fkn fgt retard im srs if u say 1 more thing u wont even get to get out of ur seat cuz i wil KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAA u thru the keyboard n shoc ur fingers so bad u will say sry but its too";
  bfig = "exec - -out echo \"$*\" | figlet | perl -ne 'chomp $_\\; print \" \0034\037/!\\\\\\\\\037 ALERT \037/!\\\\\\\\\037 \\$_ \037/!\\\\\\\\\037 ALERT \037/!\\\\\\\\\\\\n\"\\;' ";
  kissy = "say Hello! My name is \00313Ahmed Al-Sular\003, I am a \0034MATH\003 professor at the national University of \0034IRAN\003 , And as a proud \0034ARAB\003 i must inform you that \0034WE\003 invented \0034MATH!\003 That's right kids! When you learn \0034MATH\003 in school, you learn \0034TERRORISM!\003 IF YOU WANT TO HELP US \0034ARABS\003 DESTROY ANOTHER TRADE CENTER, \00312GO LEARN \0034MATH\00312 NOW!!!";
  kissy2 = "say \003Hello, Sir! My name is Abdullah Ihram Mohammad Bin Zular Krokar Tehroham Kumr, \002\0034I am a TERRORIST.\002\003 My father was on the first plane that crashed in the World Trade Center. I get a boner every time CNN plays that tape. If you wish to help me in my quest for \002\0038WORLD SLAVERY\002\003, please purchase a kalashnikov at your nearest kalashnikov store and \002\0034HELP ME KILL ALL AMERICANS!";
  kissy3 = "say I think the PRESIDENT is the BOMB. SHOOT, sometimes, I think about GEORGE W. BUSH and wonder if he would like the ISLAMABAD deli on 14th st here in WASHINGTON, DC. I think the falafel is to DIE for. Or even to KILL for. It's so good it makes me wanna declare a falafel JIHAD on all the other INFIDEL falafel stands in the capital -- from those near THE WHITE HOUSE to those near CAPITAL HILL.";
  xchatcrash = "CTCP $C ?\001DCC SEND \"ff???f?\" 0 0 0 ";
  # }}}
  # }}}
  # {{{ \
  stop = "say $*: Your wisdom and mercy are legendary. I will eventually ! You cannot stop me.";
  dead = "say I went down to a rifle store, I bought myself a leng; say I point it at my head but I couldn't get the job done; say I took all my mother's sleeping pills; say I jumped off a freeway bridge; say I drank three kinds of poison; say And drove my car off a ridge; say I beat myself with a bat; say Put a noose around my head; say But I'm still not dead; say    -- $*";
  women = "say $*: 1 in 2 people are women";
  plonk = "say $*: I have criticised your crossposting over several unrelated newsgroups.; say $*: I'd now criticize your setting \"Followup-To: news.newusers.questions\", and your complete misrepresentation of the thread about fullscreen consoles, but I have realized that you are in need of always having the last word, you need the feeling to have \"won\" even if resorting to the most absurd means, and are basically to be commiserated with because you seek your fun in such sad ways. In other words: you're just a troll, and I won't feed you any more.; say $*: *PLONK*";
  foot = "say $*:   .'    -----------=-.; say $*:   .                   `-.; say $*:   \\              _.      `-.; say $*:  \\\\\\\\`.______..---'  `.__     `-.; say $*:   |      /             \"--..   `-._; say $*:   |     /                   ``( _  `._; say $*:   |    /                          `-.-'";
  arabspamf = "attn3 ARE YOU ILLITERATE? WANNA LEARN THE FUCKING ALPHABET? DO YOU LIKE WORD SALAD? THEN JOIN #ARAB ON IRC.ARABS.PS AND JOIN THE LITERATE WORLD TODAY!";
  hex = "say i really have enough bullshit irl to deal with to not be able to chat honestly in the only place on irc i still do";
  hex2 = "say the only culture i have is irc, books, american and british tv series and panel comedy shows";
  feminist = "say $*: I'm a femonist atheist, as well as femonist-critical, antifemonist-curious, bisexual, and I thoroughly enjoy telling people when they're wrong, especially when they don't know how to back up their shit. Although I say I'm a femonist, I would like to also put out there that I am an egalitarianist, and therefore support men's rights, but \"MRA\" wouldn't be the right term, because I'm not the most active of people. Masculinist just sounds funny.";
  irony = "say $*: we are in a point in our culture where I can’t tell if you are for real or trying to be post-ironic. This saddens me.";
  trans = "say $*: just a friendly remonder that trans people are better than cis people ^_^";
  suffer = "say $*: I suffer from type 1 diabetes, anxiety, especially social anxiety disorder, OCD, vertigo, fear of heights, dark places, deep water, insects that can hurt me, mild trypophobia, loud noises, and teeth. I’ve also been the victim of abuse and sexual assault.";
  hex3 = "say $*: do you want me to really start fucking with you";
  heron = "say $*: i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans";
  "frot-prime" = "say $*: go play in traffic!!!!!!! address me as \"xe/xem/xyr\", you cisgender-privileged rape-apologist!!!!!!!";
  "frot-prime2" = "say $*: CHECK YOUR FUCKING SMALLFAT PRIVILEGE, YOU HETEROPATRIARCHAL INTERSPECIES-IGNORING, HETERO-PRIVILEGED NECKBEARD";
  brr = "say $*: drop DEAD!!!!!!! ~~~~~*ur worse than HITLER, U CISGENDER-NORMATIVE KYRIARCHIST!!!!!!*~~~~~ └(｀0´)┘ no oNE CARES ABOUT UR DAMN FEMSCUM UTERUS-BEARER OPINION!!!! ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ sfam smallfat opinions!!!";
  dzl2 = "say $*: kid , you are gfoing to have 0 ircd for 23months now... you see where fighting gets you with me ? I dont care ho9many od arse lins you hit %%, we already had thtdelinked lmao, so i lost6 mayb 4 bot :P try harder, and still, ill add months kiddo,FUCK";
  brr2 = "say $*: Hi hot and Beautiful \00313b\0037r\0038r\003, you call me 09868035385, 09212235385 I Am 35 in Dellhi Sweet and Unsatisfied Girls and Aunties call as one time fun with you and me....";
  franka = "say $*: Y NAME IS FRANKA ABDULMOHAMMED wants you to know about Elance!MY NAME IS FRANKA ABDUL [ AM FROM KUWAIT] I WANT TO INVEST IN YOUR COUNTRY UNDER YOUR CONTROL AS MY BUSINESS MANAGER. COPY THIS MY EMAIL AND CONTACT ME THROUGH YOUR PERSONAL EMAIL FOR MORE DETAILS. PLEASE I NEED YOUR URGENT REPLY IMMEDIATELY. ( Franka_abdulmohammed002@hotmail.com )";
  frankie = "say FRANKIE AND JOHNNY WERE LOVERS; say OH LORDY HOW THEY COULD LOVE; say THEY SWORE TO BE TRUE TO EACH OTHER; say AS TRUE AS THE STARS ABOVE";
  wow2 = "say $*: wow, I've never witnessed such proficiency at such a hackjob. It's dilettantism like this, with its neediness on excessive terminologies which transform into vapid jargon, that is symptomatic of postmodern discourse. Good on you David sharing your bookshelf with youtube, but these regurgitations and quasi-dissemonations of 'logic' that is instantly reified through, much like Heidegger's existentialist jargon, to a point that you are shaving and exscinding all profundity latent within dialectical thinking. Good work on betraying $0's most profound legacy!! Kudos";
  will = "say $*: Will qutting masturbation make me more handsome???";
  cis = "say $*: dear cis people\\; nobody cares about how hard it is for you to learn about genders that arent yours when we had to go out of our way to discover that the genders we are even exist";
  breddas = "say $*: HI breddaS!!!! it's taki and it's my first thread i will show you my latest animation so rate please [IMG]C:\\\\Users\\\\Administrateur\\\\Desktop\\\\Taki\\\\Photos\\\\animation.gif[/IMG]";
  arabspamg = "attn3 ARE YOU BLOOD CLOT TIRED? DO YOU HATE BEING AWAKE? ARE YOU DONE WITH THAT PROC? THEN JOIN #ARAB ON IRC.ARABS.PS TONIGHT AND BLOG ABOUT YOUR INSOMNIA!";
  jinn = "say $*: The Jinn inhabited the earth long before humans were introduced onto it, forgive me for lack of references I\\'m sure more learned sisters and brothers can verify this insha\\'Allah, Azazil before becoming iblis prayed on every inch of the earth for a period of 4+ million years. The Jinn living on earth obviously required sustenance so its very possible and probable dynosaurs existed for millions of years prior to human introduction onto the earth and served this purpose or not... ";
  hex4 = "say $*: no i realised that i spend a ridiculous amount on stupid shit because im a spoiled little fuck so i can either step down in expenses or step up in pay";
  colin = "say $*: i don't know who you are but it would be a good idea for you not to talk to me further";
  wc = "window close";
  w = "window $*";
  n = "names";
  wa = "say .wolfram $*";
  founder = "mode $C +qaohv $0 $0 $0 $0 $0";
  chghost = "quote chghost $*";
  chgident = "quote chgident $*";
  chgname = "quote chgname $*";
  ta = "eval topic $C $topic | $*";
  fukjordan = "say how about we just solve this now;kb neener ";
  opp = "founder $*";
  dns = "exec host $*";
  svsnick = "os svsnick $*";
  tatdump = "I had to dump two girls so far when I found out they had tats. As a general rule, every tat a girl has = 1 different sexually-transmitted disease. Not to mention that Despite all this, why do some women have tats? And why do they get upset when I dump them because of it?";
  roids = "say CJC with Dac is def worth it. The best you can do, which I just started running, and it's insane is your regular AAS cycle whatever you are running, with GH and Insulin. I'm on 4iu GH every other day, humalog 8iu 5 days a week, just upped my AAS this week to 800mg test E, 400mg Deca, and 300mg masteron ent a week. After all the money you spend on sarms and peptides, you might as well just save that and put it towards quality GH. So far it's a sick combo.";
  tyt = "say take your time";
  nicebox = "play nicebox";
  opinion = "echo Well, this is a slightly different thing than an opinion. The game was, in fact, not amazing. It had aspects of what could make something amazing, but in the end didn't pull it all together. There's a reason it gets so much flak, it's not people just hating on it for nothing. However you can like things that aren't good and dislike things that are good, that's where opinion comes in. I know this all seems like semantics but it's important to know the difference between these things, because if you say one thing and intend another it's not the reader's fault for thinking you meant what you said.";
  play = "exec -o cat ~/a/$*.txt";
  icmp = "say $*: how about i do a nice icmp ping 2 u, figure out where you are and what you are on, spawn your command.com to a port of my choice and log in with telnet and have a field day with you";
  1stup = "say YO BITCH IM THE 1ST UP IN THIS PIECE. RESPECT MY ABILITY TO BE UP EARLY AND CHAT BEFORE YOU COCK SUCKER!!!!!!!!!";
  googleit = "exec -o cat ~/googleit";
  talkpiss = "say u know wtf is so funny about $* he loves talk about something he knows fuckall about this is why he is called mr talkpiss moahahaha";
  ncf = "say Listen NCF sucks. 1. Nice political ranking system. nice voting. BCS is garbage 2. Nice schedule, there are only 2-3 meaningful games per year per team 3. Nice male cheerleaders (faggots) 4. Female announcers. (go bitch to somone who cares cunt) 5. \002SEC Fans";
  your = "say look its not hard, your isnt you're.. you're is YOU ARE. jesus. did you even make it out of 8th grade. can you even COUNT TO EIGHT, fuckin your an IDIOT.. and im sure right now your eaiting to CORRECT ME on using your in the wrong context now that i've TAUGHT YOU HOW TO USE IT OMG JESUS";
  quit = "echo \002\0034ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY _QUIT_ IRC";
  canada420 = "say amazing that dzl is still chatting even after everyone knows he fingered his butthole on tinychat for other irc males";
  slap = "me slaps $* around a bit with a large trout";
  floodfuck = "play *;win 2";
  sss = "play sss;w 2";
  okay = "msg #dev ok;msg #help ok";
  snitch = "say any of you have a way of getting a hold of juoef? Jeff bring :) insect";
  goodop = "say I have like 50,000 shells/vhosts/bncs. Bans won't do a thing except fill your list. And 'get to where i am today' is a sad testament to your life apparently. On a side note, I used to op other chans that are far bigger than this chan. I didn't get ops by k/b'ing everyone in sight or anyone that carried a touch of annoyance to me. I reserved k/bs for spammers and flooders, that's it. Everyone else I /ignored";
  efs = "say efs / efsenable / efsnable / loserp3 = Ephraim Pesach \"Effy The Gay Kike\" Grinberg of the Golan Heights Israel, a dog killing (http://is.gd/RLHl5W) diseased gay virgin jewish ratboy kiddie who lives in a mental hospital with an arab roommate; The arab roommate jihads his poopchute every night while thrusting towards Mecca and screaming \"ALLAHU AL AKBAR!!\" http://is.gd/P3hELn http://is.gd/wyh7mj http://i.imgur.com/Hlev8xc.png";
  dare = "say dare / bare (Meg aka sMeggy Meg aka darezo: ( http://genoci.de/darezo.jpg ) is married to a \"potter\" who can't bring home the bacon and with their two kids, they often can't pay the electric bill. she camwhores too while drunk. that sounds great until you see her and the 80's hair. <efsenable> yeah dare is pretty worthless. fat worthless whore. <monq> wtf dare is ugly <dolphin> i saw her tits on tinychat <dolphin> ive recovered somewhat <[x]> dare is ugly";
  nofilter = "mode $C -G";
  bryansilva = "say I am capable of making any girl orgasm violently during vaginal intercourse without the need for oral or sex toys. I know how to do it right and EXACTLY what to do. I'm generally the first guy who has made every girl I fucked cum during sex. Whereas oral sex is concerned? 40 seconds is all I need. Time me";
  regulate = "founder baronphone;founder redbaronpizza;founder woof;founder lovesoccer88;founder ak;founder blowfish;founder dickserv;founder takbar;founder spikeyfish;founder alghazi;founder lulzilla;founder vap;founder baronfortuna;founder megadongs;founder jakk;founder football;founder hoodie;founder misty;founder psycho;founder sunnid;founder vein;founder wealth;;mode #superbowl -qaohvqaohv ak ak ak ak ak blowfish blowfish blowfish blowfish blowfish;mode #superbowl -qaohvqaohv dickserv dickserv dickserv dickserv dickserv takbar takbar takbar takbar takbar;mode #superbowl -qaohvqaohv spikeyfish spikeyfish spikeyfish spikeyfish spikeyfish alghazi alghazi alghazi alghazi alghazi;mode #superbowl -qaohvqaohv lulzilla lulzilla lulzilla lulzilla lulzilla vap vap vap vap vap;mode #superbowl -qaohvqaohv baronfortuna baronfortuna baronfortuna baronfortuna baronfortuna megadongs megadongs megadongs megadongs megadongs;mode #superbowl -qaohvqaohv jakk jakk jakk jakk jakk football football football football football;mode #superbowl -qaohvqaohv baronphone baronphone baronphone baronphone baronphone redbaronpizza redbaronpizza redbaronpizza redbaronpizza redbaronpizza;mode #superbowl -qaohvqaohv hoodie hoodie hoodie hoodie hoodie misty misty misty misty misty;mode #superbowl -qaohvqaohv psycho psycho psycho psycho psycho sunnid sunnid sunnid sunnid sunnid;mode #superbowl -qaohvqaohv vein vein vein vein vein wealth wealth wealth wealth wealth;mode #superbowl -qaohvqaohv woof woof woof woof woof lovesoccer88 lovesoccer88 lovesoccer88 lovesoccer88 lovesoccer88;mode #superbowl +qaohvqaohv ak ak ak ak ak takbar takbar takbar takbar takbar;mode #superbowl +qaohvqaohv spikeyfish spikeyfish spikeyfish spikeyfish spikeyfish football football football football football;mode #superbowl +aohvohv-G dickserv dickserv dickserv dickserv alghazi alghazi alghazi;mode #superbowl +ohvohvohv lulzilla lulzilla lulzilla baronfortuna baronfortuna baronfortuna megadongs megadongs megadongs;mode #superbowl +ohvhvvvvvvv blowfish blowfish blowfish vap vap jakk psycho hoodie sunnid vein lovesoccer88;mode #superbowl +ohvohv baronphone baronphone redbaronpizza redbaronpizza";
  vhosts = "exec cat ~/vhosts";
  coins = "say .btc;say .omg;say .link;say .vtc;say .ppc;say .enj;say .xvg;say .trx";
  pyrex = "say my shit stay cock'd like forest whitakers eye";
  coins2 = "say !coin btc,omg,vtc,ppc,xrb,xlm,dbc,atl";
  arab2 = "say takbar: be careful blowfish might alias u;say for disagreeing with vap0r";
  ak = "say rr @ $* trying to get me to sacycle him so he can complain more about it";
  mikejonez = "$* its classic schoolyard bully psychology bro";
  diamondhead = "say that is some funny fucking shit, if i were some stupid fuck, joining that would load roughly 5000 irc channels into me client/browser in an attempt to crash it";
  ak2 = "say how do u get a host that ends in a period";
  mikejonez2 = "say real niggas dont live in apts tho";
};