archive/alias/pchacking.conf

aliases = {
  # {{{ client shortcuts
  sb = "scrollback";
  slo = "script load ~/.irssi/scripts/$*";
  wk = "window close";
  ws = "window new";
  wn = "window new hide";
  wim = "window item move $*";

  # {{{ IRC commands
  j = "join";
  t = "topic";
  wi = "whois $0 $0";
  ww = "whowas";
  um = "mode $N";
  k = "kick";
  b = "ban";
  ub = "unban";
  kb = "kickban";
  kn = "knockout";
  lock = "mode $C +ilkm 1 lolol";
  unlock = "mode $C -milk";
  judify = "mode $C +ilkm 1 lolol ; kick $* lol";
  q = "query";
  m = "msg";
  say = "msg *";
  amsg = "foreach channel";
  chat = "dcc chat";

  # {{{ services
  cs = "msg ChanServ $*";
  ns = "msg NickServ $*";
  ms = "msg MemoServ $*";
  hs = "msg HostServ $*";
  os = "msg OperServ $*";

  # {{{ .irssi/{scrollz,crapflood}
  tcat = "exec - cat $HOME/.irssi/scrollz/$* 2>/dev/null \\; sleep 42";
  tscroll = "exec - -out cat $HOME/.irssi/scrollz/$* 2>/dev/null \\; sleep 42";
  tcrap = "exec - -out cat $HOME/.irssi/crapflood/$* 2>/dev/null \\; sleep 42";
  tansi = "tscroll ansi/$*";
  tascii = "tscroll ascii/$*";
  tbird = "tscroll birds/$*";
  tart = "tscroll ircart/$*";
  tp0r = "tscroll p0r/$*";
  tsong = "tscroll songs/$*";
  tstory = "tscroll stories/$*";
  tposter = "tscroll poster/$*";
  tx1 = "tscroll xxsart/$*";
  tx2 = "tscroll xscii/$*";
  txl = "tscroll xxlart/$*";

  # {{{ slowcat
  slowc = "exec - -o perl $HOME/.irssi/scripts/stand/slowcat.pl -2.5 $* 2>/dev/null \\; sleep 42";
  glowc = "exec - -o perl $HOME/.irssi/scripts/gay.pl -1 -cat $* 2>/dev/null | perl ~/.irssi/scripts/slowcat.pl -2.5 2>/dev/null \\; sleep 42";
  slowt = "exec - -o perl $HOME/.irssi/scripts/stand/slowcat.pl -2.5 ~/.irssi/scrollz/$* 2>/dev/null \\; sleep 42";
  glowt = "exec - -o perl $HOME/.irssi/scripts/gay.pl -1 -cat ~/.irssi/scrollz/$* 2>/dev/null 2>/dev/null | perl ~/.irssi/scripts/slowcat.pl -2.5 2>/dev/null \\; sleep 42";

  # {{{ scripts wrappers
  813 = "exec - -o perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/813.pl $* 2>/dev/null";
  234 = "exec - -o perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/234.pl $* 2>/dev/null";
  bart = "exec - -out echo \"$*\" | awk -f ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/bart.awk 2>/dev/null";
  gridsify = "exec - -o echo \"$*\" | awk -f ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/grids.awk 2>/dev/null";
  boners = "exec - -o perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/boners.pl $* 2>/dev/null";
  gboners = "gayexec -1 perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/boners.pl $* 2>/dev/null";
  poll = "exec - -o $HOME/.irssi/scripts/stand/poll.sh $*";
  randmatix = "exec - -o $HOME/.irssi/scripts/stand/randmatix.sh $*";
  terror = "exec - -o perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/terror.pl";
  gterror = "gayexec -1 perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/terror.pl";
  cow = "gay -cow -cowfile $HOME/.irssi/cows/cack.cow $*";
  cowf = "gay -cow -cowfile $HOME/.irssi/cows/$0 $1-";
  gcow = "gay -1 -cow -cowfile $HOME/.irssi/cows/cack.cow $*";
  gcowf = "gay -1 -cow -cowfile $HOME/.irssi/cows/$0 $1-";
  fig = "exec -o echo \"$*\" | figlet 2>/dev/null";
  cfig = "ascii -c $*";
  hfig = "exec -o echo \"$*\" | figlet -f ivrit -C ilhebrew 2>/dev/null";
  ghfig = "gay -1 -font ivrit -YES -fig \"$*\"";
  tcl = "exec -o echo \"$*\" | tclsh";
  stcl = "exec echo \"$*\" | tclsh";
  rot13 = "exec -o echo \"$*\" | tr a-zA-Z n-za-mN-ZA-M 2>/dev/null";
  greek = "exec -o python $HOME/.irssi/scripts/stand/greek.py $*";
  ggreek = "gayexec -1 python $HOME/.irssi/scripts/stand/greek.py $*";

  # {{{ unsorted
  tag = "script exec Irssi::server_find_tag('$0')->command('$1-');";
  bop = "oper tscroll osamabigmatixjudaism";

  # {{{ /!\ ACHTUNG /!\
  attn1 = "say \037\0034/\0038!\0034\\\\\037 \0039ACHTUNG:\0039 \0038$0-\003 \037\0034/\0038!\0034\\\\\037";
  attn2 = "say \0036\037/\0038!\0036\\\\\037\003 \0039ACHTUNG: \0038$* \0036\037/\0038!\0036\\\\\037";
  attn3 = "say  \0038\037/!\\\\\037\003 \002$*\002 \0038\037/!\\\\\037\003";
  attn4 = "say \00314,8 \037/!\\\\\037 \003 \0034$* \00314,8 \037/!\\\\\037 \003";
  attn5 = "say \00314,7\037/!\\\\\037 $* \037/!\\\\\037\037";
  attn6 = "say \0031,8\037/!\\\\\037  \00314,8WARNING  \0031,8\037/!\\\\\037  \00314,8$0- \0031,8\037/!\\\\\037  \00314,8WARNING  \0031,8\037/!\\\\";
  attn7 = "say \0034,4 \0038,4\037/!\\\\\037\0034,4 \0038,8 \0034,8\037ALERT!\037\0038,8 \0034,4 \0038,4\037/!\\\\\037 \0038,8 \0034,8\037$*\037\0038,8 \0034,4 \0038,4\037/!\\\\\037\0034,4 \0038,8 \0034,8\037ALERT!\037\0038,8 \0034,4 \0038,4\037/!\\\\\037\0034,4 ";
  attn8 = "say \00314,8 \037/!\\\\\037 \0030,4 ALERT \00314,8 \037/!\\\\\037 \003 \002$*\002 \00314,8 \037/!\\\\\037 \0030,4 ALERT \00314,8 \037/!\\\\\037 ";
  attn9 = "say \0038,5/\037!\037\\\\ DANGER: $* /\037!\037\\\\";
  attn10 = "say \0030,4 (X) ATTENTION (X) \003 \002$*";
  attn11 = "say \0031,8 \037/!\\\\\037 \0034,8WARNING: $*\0031,8 \037/!\\\\\037 ";
  attn12 = "say \00314,7 \037/!\\\\\037 \0038,1 ALERT \00314,7 \037/!\\\\\037 \0038,4 $* \00314,7 \037/!\\\\\037 \0038,1 ALERT \00314,7 \037/!\\\\\037 ";
  attn13 = "say \00314,8 \037/!\\\\\037 \00314,4 ERROR \003\002 $*  ";
  attn14 = "say \0038,4 /!!!\\\\ \0037,4\037BREAKING NEWS\037 \0038,4/!!!\\\\  $*  \0038,4/!!!\\\\ \0037,4\037BREAKING NEWS\037 \0038,4/!!!\\\\  ";
  jewlert = "say \00312,0* JEWLERT -> \003 \002$*\002 \00312,0 <- JEWLERT *";
  gaylert = "say \00313,11GAY ALERT! B======>\037 $* \037<======B WATCH HIM EAT COCK!";
  fishlert = "say <¸.·`¯`·.¸¸.·`¯`· $* ·`¯`·.¸¸.·`¯`·.¸>";

  # {{{ #:) lolle (:#
  lolle1 = "say \002\0031,1#\0030,5:\0034,5)\003\002 \0030,1\002 $* \002\003 \002\0034,5(\0030,5:\0031,1#\003\002";
  lolle2 = "say \0034,4G\0037,7R\0038,8I\0039,9D\00312,12S\0036,6!\003 \0038,8#\00311,7\\;\0034,7)\003 \00313\002 $* \002\003 \0034,7(\00311,7:\0038,8#\003 \0034,4G\0037,7R\0038,8I\0039,9D\00312,12S\0036,6!";
  lolle3 = "say \0039\037\\\\|/\037\003 $* \0039\037\\\\|/";
  lolle4 = "say $* has a degree in assfistology.  \0031,1   \0038,1boger for president 2008 \0031,1 vote often\003 \002\0034,5o\0030,5:\0031,1.";
  lolle5 = "say There are no niggers in the gay paradise of mexico.  \0031,1   \0038,1boger for president 2008           \0031,1.";
  lolle6 = "say \0034,1=/#=\0030,1 $* \00312,1=/#=";
  lolle7 = "say LOL ---> $* <--- LOL";
  lolle8 = "say \0034,5(\003\0030:\00314-  \00313$*\003  \00314-\0030:\0034,5)";
  lolle9 = "say \002\0036,6<>\00312,12<>\0033,3<>\0038,8<>\0037,7<>\0034,4<>\017\017 $* \002\0036,6<>\00312,12<>\0033,3<>\0038,8<>\0037,7<>\0034,4<>\017";
  oven1 = "say $* ---> :( |___| <--- oven";
  oven2 = "say $*  \002-> oven\002";

  # {{{ lump u out
  lump = "say $* u dont even know me kid shut the fuck up hidin behind your computer i'd fuckin lump u out if you fronted on me like that in person";
  lump2 = "say $* u dont even know me kid shut the fuck up hidin behind yuor computar id fuckin lump u out if u fronted on me like that in person fukin bitchass littel nerd hidin behind cmputar screen littel pussy i kick ur ass irl fagget";
  lump3 = "say hey $* dont no wat the fuck im gonna do 2 u fuck if i ever meet u im gonna fucking pound you fuck man if u was u id be soo scared man you should just change schools bcuz on monday im ognna kill u man just run away man just get out of here faggot";
  lump4 = "say hay fgt ur so lucky u dont no me cuz if i nue were u lived o man u dont even wanna no wat i wud do 2 u shuld be gratful evry day tht i dunno were u liv fgt stfu u dont no me u aint my momma cum on over herre n i will bltch slap u so hard u will die but no1 will care 4u bcuz ur a fgt n every1 wud be glad ur ded u fkn fgt";
  lump5 = "say $* u fukn hacker i saware im caling the fbi rite now nthey r gona aresst u 4 hhakin rite tmrow n they r gonna brake down ur dore wahen ur slepping @ nite n there gonna point there m16 at ur hed an say plz cum outside or we r gunna hedshot u fgt";
  lump6 = "say $* i think your full of shit and just a punk ass bitch hiding behind his computer screen";
  lump7 = "say $* dude if u dont fucken stop runnin ur mouth about my mate im gonanf ucken rub your sheath";
  lump8 = "say $* no offense or nothing but 1 day id love to fuken walk up to and ounch your binrat in so much ur head would be poping out of ur arse,downy";
  lump9 = "say $* dude if u dont fucken stop runnin ur mouth about a hobo's brother's uncle im gonanf ucken s about your vas deferens";
  lump10 = "say $* dude if u dont fucken stop runnin ur mouth about my cousin im gonanf ucken wiggle your cerebral cortex";
  lump11 = "say $* dude if u dont fucken stop runnin ur mouth about my brother's mom im gonanf ucken pickle your cerebellum";
  lump12 = "say $* dude if u dont fucken stop runnin ur mouth about my girlfriend im gonanf ucken slice your eyes";
  lump13 = "say all you fuckers who are talkign shit you are all fucking pussies you didn't fucking know her so don't try saying shit you stupid cunt rags fucking coem to michigan and say that to her friends faces you will get your nerdy fuckign asses handed to you you say shit cause you haev no real friends or your jsut an insecure little fuck who can't fucking get any real friends so fuck you all stephanie was one of the best people in the world";
  lump14 = "say $* you cant come face to face fucking gonna remember these faces when i see you in th streets i am gonna rip you into peaces that when a doctor sees you he will get confused to weather an animal or human did that to you";
  lump15 = "say $* u think ur music impresses me? ur wrng nigr u dont know how srsly i take the internets if ur a real man gimme ur addy an ill come and rape ur momy and beat the living sht out of u";
  lump16 = "say $* why aren't u talking u got scared? this isn't nothing nigr u havent seen the real me yet. u keep hiding behind ur computr dat won't stp me frm comin and beating ur up u messed with the wrng guy.";

  # {{{ other lumps
  ohsix = "say $* i hate u. i've never met a person who's as unfeeling and unkind as you. You might think that you are \"tough\" and a \"troll\" but the truth is that you're missing something important in life. If I wish, I could cut you out of my life at this very moment, after all all it takes is to \"/ignore +$*\". But unlike you, I am a human being who does believe that people can change - for good, in your case. ";
  ohsix2 = "say $* just shut the fuckup is not your fucking business you mother fucking asshole stupid shit! fucking idiot mother fucker";
  ohsix3 = "say $*: I think you have low selfesteem because you have small \"woodies\", is that right, or are you sad, like having blisters around the anal rectum, dont use a wooden bat like you are used too =P";
  ballsac = "say $* stfu u lmr u dont know nuthin yet if u type one more wrd ill fuckin rape u and throw u in a toilet";
  ballsac2 = "say don't ignore my msgs $* u filthy liar u dont know who ur messing wit here man u've done it now. u dont know how srsly i take this internet shit im gonna find out where u live in beat u up. then fuck ur momy while u watch";
  pign = "say $*: Congratulations, prick, you've just made my ignore list. Was it worth it to you to make your \"witty\" comments and snide in-jokes to your irc pals about me if it meant you are now disappeared from my online experience? Have a nice life.";
  pign2 = "say $* i hate u. i've never met a person who's as unfeeling and unkind as you. You might think that you are \"tough\" and a \"troll\" but the truth is that you're missing something important in life. If I wish, I could cut you out of my life at this very moment, after all all it takes is to \"/ignore +$*\". But unlike you, I am a human being who does believe that people can change - for good, in your case.";

  # {{{ vap0rrip
  p0r1 = "say $*: Every time I see you, you will be presented with a lovely gift. I will give you golden bracelets that shine like sparkles of sunlight on the ocean. I will give you a necklace of pearls that beams like the moon in the evening. I will give you earrings that are more beautiful than a flock of seagulls or some such other type of romantic bird.";
  p0r2 = "say $*: I am inviting you to my apartment, which overlooks the city. I promise to cook you a lavish dinner which would include succulent lobster with melted butter, peas and, of course, rolls. I also promise that when we completed the meal, there would be a mouth-watering dessert item such as a fine pie or a cheesecake containing strawberries or some other such fruit.";
  p0r3 = "say $* stfu u dont no me u aint my momma cum on over herre n i will bltch slap u so hard u will die but no1 will care 4u bcuz ur a fgt";
  p0r4 = "say $*: I swear to God, if you ever say that to me again, I will remove each and every one of your limbs, including your tiny penis, with a rusty spoon,shove your bleeding stumps into buckets of rock salt, then force you to eat your way out of a hole filled with your own feces and body parts.";
  p0r5 = "say $*: im going to pry apart your sweaty ass cheeks and plow your puckered brown rectum with a curling iron";
  p0r6 = "say $* i would enjoy mushing up your heart in a blender and chugging that shit like a milkshake.";
  p0r7 = "say $* i will piss in your asshole and make it squirt out your nose, then i will make you drink the piss and piss it out and drink it again";
  p0r8 = "say $* i will rip out chunks of hair and mke you smoke a joint of that shit while i rape you";
  p0r9 = "say $* ll perform a heavy metal solo with much force in your living room as you choke to death from the plastic bag on your face, youre ugly";
  p0r10 = "say $* I'll rape your face after I burn it with hydrochloric acid, and if you think I'm joking, just test me.. I love burn-dick.";
  p0r11 = "say $*: YOU THE WEAKEST LINK GOODBYEYOU THE WEAKEST LINK GOODBYEYOU THE WEAKEST LINK GOODBYEYOU THE WEAKEST LINK GOODBYE";
  p0r12 = "say $*: We will attend an exquisite Broadway musical. We will enjoy the finest singing, dancing and showmanship that is available anywhere. We will be among the upper crust of society, enjoying a night of theater.";
  p0r13 = "say $*: lol, you remind me of sonic, except less smart and fatter..";

  # {{{ :) :D :P
  moon = "say \0033<\0030:\0039P";
  moon2 = "say \0030<\00314:\0034,0)\003 \002K\002OOL \002K\002OMEDY \002K\002LOWNS  \0033M\0034O\0035O\0036N \0037P\0038A\0039N\00310T\00311Y \00312F\00313L\00314A\00313S\00312H  \0034,0(\003\00314:\0030>";
  moon3 = "say \00314`\0033'\0039\\;\0033.\00314_\0033\\;\0039'\0033`\0030@\00314>  \0033moon \0039snake ";
  f1re = "say \0034:\0039-O \0034,9WATERMELON BUBBA";
  f1re2 = "say \0034:\00312`\0036(";
  vp = "say \0034>\00314:\003\0032D\00314#";
  vp2 = "say \0039]\0030\\;\0035P\00311>";
  vp3 = "say  \0034*\0038(\00311:\0030]";
  vp4 = "say \0034>\0030:\0034#";
  vp5 = "say \0033~\00314B\0034}";
  vp6 = "say \00311>\0030:\0038)";
  vap0r = "say \0033>\0034:\00311`\00313(\0035~";
  vap0r2 = "say \00313>\00311:`\0039(\0032~";
  vap0r3 = "say \00311//\0034:\00313|\0035>\0030~";
  vap0r4 = "say \0034>\00314:\0034-|\0030E ";
  vap0r5 = "say \00311(\0030\\;\00311>";
  vap0r6 = "say \00313>\00311=\0030()";
  vap0r7 = "say \00313]\0030:\00313||\0030>";
  vap0r8 = "say @\0034,0:\00315,2)";
  vap0r9 = "say \0034>\0030:\0034>";
  vap0r10 = "say \0035>>\0030[]^\0034:\00313<";
  vap0r11 = "say \0034:\00313]\00314~";
  vap0r12 = "say \00314{\0030=\0033< ";
  vap0r13 = "say \0034(\0035:\0030=";
  vap0r14 = "say \0030{\00313:\0032>";
  vap0r15 = "say \00313-\0034:[\0030=\0034]";
  vap0r16 = "say \00313*\0030(\0033:\0034]";
  vap0r17 = "say \00311:\0032{\0030=\0032}\00314>";
  vap0r18 = "say \0036}\0030:\0036<";
  gtfo = "say gtfo\002(_\0034o\003_)";
  nigger = "say \0034:\0039()";
  robot = "say \00312>\0034=\0035,2[";
  DDD = "say \0033<\0030:\0039D\0033D\00314D\0033~ \0039$*";
  nanifish = "say \00314>\0039(\0033/\0035/\0034/\0036/(\00313|*\0036)\\\0035\\\0030@\0039)";
  gayfish = "say \00313<\0030@\0034\\\\\0035\\\\\0037\\\\\0038\\\\\0039\\\\\00312\\\\\00313>\0036<\00313<\0036< ";
  f1refish = "say \0034>\0035>\0038>\0037<\0035O\0034O\0037O\0038O\0034O\0038O\0037O\0034@\0035>";
  blancfish = "say \00314>\00315>\0030<\00311/\0030/\00315/\00314/\00315/\0030\00311@\0030>";
  cripplefish = "say \00314>\0037>\0038<\0037/\0038/\0034\\\\\0037/\0035\\;\0037/\0038\\\\\0034 \0037/\0030@\0038>\003   ---\002(\002 i like ur hair btw \002)";
  melalien = "say \0034,9*(:] MELALIEN";
  xtcfish = "say \00314>\00311>\00312>\0032(\00314/\00311/\00312/\0032/\00314/\00311:\00312D\0032D\0034D\0035D\0037D\0039D";

  # {{{ albot
  albot1 = "say \0034,1 Burrow \003\00312,8 not \003\0039,12 gudrow \003\00313,1 has \003\00311,13 hard \003\0039,1 constipation \0038,4 in \0034,1 in \0031,13 smelly \0039,1 drink \0038,4 gudrow \00312,11 not \0038,1 sucks \0031,13 smelly \0039,1 smelly \0031,13 smelly \0039,1 is \0038,4 bonanza, \00312,11 agatha. \0038,1 A \0031,13 smelly \0039,1 turd! \0038,4 Lick \0034,1 the \0031,13 lavatory. \0039,1 And \0038,4 constipation \00312,11 boner \0038,1 fast \0031,13 \0039,1 \0038,1()\0031,1-\0031,0¤\0031,1-\0030,1  i'm going to get fucked by horses. ";
  albot2 = "say \0034,1 Doctor \003\00312,8 that \003\0039,12 burger \003\00313,1 plop \003\00311,13 gudrow's \003\0039,1 tardcraft's \0038,4 constipation, \00312,11 gudrow \0038,1 shits \0031,13 lavatory. \0039,1 And \0038,4 shit! \00312,11 Uncle \0038,1 with \0031,13 gudrow's \0039,1 smelly \0038,4 hat \00312,11 shit \0038,1 hot \0031,13 little \0039,1 smelly \0031,13 lavatory. \0039,1 And \0031,13 smelly \0039,1 gudrow's \0031,13 calzone \0039,1 shit \0038,1 traun's \0031,13 lavatory. \0039,1 And \0038,4 god, \00312,11 poo \0038,1 \0031,13 \0039,1 \0038,1¡\0031,1 \0038,4.";
  albot3 = "say \0039,12 my \003\00313,1 plop \003\00311,13 hat \003\0039,1 constipation \0038,4 that's \0034,1 fat gay canadian tv. ";
  albot4 = "say \0038,4 Talking \00312,11 your \0038,1 big \0031,13 little \0039,1 turd! \0038,4 Lick \0034,1 the \003\00312,8 outrageous \003\0039,12 in \003\00313,1 cakes. \003\00311,13 That's \003\0039,1 gay \0038,4 plop \00312,11 not \0038,1 big \0031,13 lavatory. ";
  albot5 = "say \0034,1 Gay \003\00312,8 tardcraft's \003\0039,12 festival \003\00313,1 real \003\00311,13 hat \003\0039,1 constipation \0038,4 a \00312,11 not \0038,1 big \0031,13 little \0039,1 turd. ";
  albot6 = "say \0038,4 Talking \00312,11 your \0038,1 big \0031,13 little \0039,1 turd! \0038,4 Lick \0034,1 the \003\00312,8 outrageous \003\0039,12 in \003\00313,1 cakes. \003\00311,13 That's \003\0039,1 gay \0038,4 plop \00312,11 not \0038,1 big \0031,13 lavatory. ";
  albot7 = "say \00309,01 hey \00312,10 $* \00311,03 im \00308,04 6`6 \00311,03 15lbs \00309,01 sexy \00308,04 as \00311,12 goon \00308,04 justice \00311,03 an \00301,13 im \00308,04 single \00312,10 lookin \00309,01 fa \00308,04 da \00308,01 right \00301,13 slavs \00312,10 ta \00308,01 cannibalize, \00311,03 so \00308,01 if \00312,10 u \00309,01 liken \00308,01 wat \00311,12 u \00312,10 see \00308,04 bench \00308,01 press \00311,12 at \00309,01 me \00311,03 an \00312,10 well \00308,04 do \00311,03 da \00309,01 full \00301,13 frontism ";
  albot8 = "say \00311,12 hey \00301,13 $* \00312,10 im \00301,13 5`6 \00309,01 62lbs \00308,01 sexy \00301,13 as \00308,04 juxtapozinged \00301,13 an \00312,10 im \00308,01 single \00311,12 lookin \00308,04 fa \00301,13 da \00311,03 right \00309,01 7-11 \00308,01 employees \00309,01 ta \00301,13 pickle, \00311,03 so \00312,10 if \00308,04 u \00311,12 liken \00308,04 wat \00309,01 u \00312,10 see \00309,01 wash \00301,13 at \00309,01 me \00308,04 an \00311,12 well \00308,01 do \00308,04 da \00301,13 cock \00311,03 to \00312,10 cock ";
  albot9 = "say \0034,1 A \003\00312,8 gay \003\0039,12 shitty \003\00313,1 deadly \003\00311,13 army \003\0039,1 and \0031,13 smelly \0039,1 shit \0038,4 with \00312,11 hung \0038,1 good \0031,13 smelly \0039,1 shit \0038,4 for \00312,11 mom. \017";

  # {{{ buttes
  rune = "say FUCK $*\\; $* SUX\\; $* IS DYING\\; $* IS DEAD TO ME\\; $* HIT WTC";
  unrune = "say <3 $*\\; $* DOES NOT SUCK\\; $* IS NOT DYING\\; $* IS NOT DEAD TO ME\\; $* DID NOT HIT WTC";
  chirpn = "say mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga";
  incog = "say \0037,0$*";
  masturbate = "say \026TWO FOUR SIX EIGHT GRAB YOUR DICKS AND MASTURBATE";
  bust = "say @@@ MACRO BUSTER @@@";
  ror = "say \0034,8^_^\003 \0034,0KOREAN RAUGH OUT ROUD\003 \00311kekeke";
  chinee = "say \0031,9---|==|=:<\003 \002YUMMY CHINEE";
  clocodile = "say \0031,8'_'\003 \002OH NO CLOCODILE";
  clocodile2 = "say \0031,8^_^\003 \002YUMMY CLOCODILE";
  blax = "say AROUND BLAX, NEVER RELAX";
  butte = "say COCKES IN THE BUTTE, URMOM IS A SLUTTE";
  coqarc = "say \002\0034,12IF WE TOUCH DICKS THERE WILL BE AN ARC";

  # {{{ actions
  melon = "me is on $* like \002\0031,1#\0030,5:\0034,5)\003\002 \002\0031,1#\0030,5:\0034,5)\003\002 NIGGERS \002\0034,5(\0030,5:\0031,1#\003\002 \002\0034,5(\0030,5:\0031,1#\003\002 on \002\0039,3|\0031,4WATAMELONS\0039,3|\003\002!";
  poz = "say \002\0031,1-\0030,5\\;\0034,5)\003\002 \0031,8\002 \037/!\\\\\037\002 I am be shootin \002ULTRA-CREAMY NIGGER POZ\002 at $* as though he be a white wimmin! \002\037/!\\\\\002\037 \003 ~\0036+\003 ~\0034+\003 ~\0037+\003\002 $* \002\0038+\003~ \0039+\003~ \00312+\003~ \0030,1\002*SPLAT!*\002\003 WELCOME TO \002\0031,4G\0031,7R\0031,8I\0031,9D\0031,12S\003\002, SWEETIE! \002\0031,1-\0030,5:\0034,5P\003\002 \0039,9OI\0031,1vera \0038,1boger for president 2008 \0031,1 vote often\003 \002\0034,5O\0030,5:\0031,1-\003\002 ";
  poz2 = "say \002\0031,1#\0030,5X\0034,5D\003\002 \0030~\0036G \0030~\0034R \0030~\0037I \0030~\0038D \0030~\0039S \0030~\00312+ \00313,7(\00311,7:\0038,8#\003 \037/\\\\\037 \002POZZING: \0036[\0033|||100%|||\0036]\003 \0034COMPLETE\003\002 \037/\\\\\037\002\00310 $* has poz!";
  poz3 = "say BIG \0030,1 ~+ \0038,1\002POZZY\002\0030,1 +~ \003 GAY HUGS FOR \002\0034{\0037{\0038{\0039{\00312{\0036{\003\002 \0038,8#\00311,7\\;\0034,7)\003 \00313\002 $* \002\003 \0034,7(\00311,7:\0038,8#\003 \002\0034}\0037}\0038}\0039}\00312}\0036}\003\002";
  poz4 = "me poz \0034 $* ";

  # {{{ crapflood
  new = "say \0038,3 S\0039ince \0038,6 I\0039'm \0038,3 N\0039ew \0038,6 T\0039o \0038,3 L\0039ist \0038,6 I \0038,3 C\0039an't \0038,6 S\0039tart \0038,3 B\0039ut \0038,6 S\0039aying \0038,3 H\0039ello \0038,6 $* ";
  panis = "say \0030,4 my panis do not up and i have a problem with my penny balls ";
  nigita = "say \0031,8(: Virgin Lolita Girl Last Night go to BAR.\0030,12 Pizza man FUCKED girl to toilet.All of there \0032,4 blood.\0030,1See you Photo visit=>>\0030,12 http://pizzasex.nigx.ne";
  damage = "say \002\0038,0 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0030,8 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0038,0 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0030,8 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0038,0 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0030,8 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0038,0 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0030,8 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0038,0 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0030,8 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ##";
  oontz = "say \002\0034thEr \0035Iz \0037oNlY \00361 \0032ThInG \00312taHT \00311uNiTeZ \00310uS \0039aLL \00314rEgArDlEsS \0030oF \0032RaCe, \0033ReLiGOIn \0034oR \0035CoLeR\0039............. \00311aNd \00312tHaT \00313is \037\0034O0NTZ BEATZ!!!!!!!!!";
  happyland = "say \0034=\0039-\0034=\0039-\0034=\0039-\0034=\0039- \00313hAPPY!11 LAND1211 \0034=\0039-\0034=\0039-\0034=\0039-\0034=\0039-";
  stfy = "say \0034,8\002SHUT \037THE\037 FUCK \037YOU\037|";
  shutup = "say \00315,10IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP";
  thugz = "say \0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$ \0034THUGZ 4 LIFE WORD\003 \0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$ ";
  ircdongs = "say \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s";
  urmamma = "say \0037HeY YO MaMMA In Da LUnCH SerVEs DA ChEEzzBuRGA";
  hodapp = "say \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O";
  hipvan = "say \002\037\0034,7hippie van at \0038,4 300 mph!111";
  irchax = "say \002\037\003\00\0038,4unauthorized irc entry111\00";

  # {{{ ripped from TAC0
  mazel = "say \002\0030,2 #@#@#@# MAZEL TOV! @#@#@#@\002\0032,0 @#@#@#@ MAZEL TOV! #@#@#@#\003\002\0030,2 #@#@#@# MAZEL TOV! @#@#@#@\002\0032,0 @#@#@#@ MAZEL TOV! #@#@#@#\003\002\0030,2 #@#@#@# MAZEL TOV! @#@#@#@\002\0032,0 @#@#@#@ MAZEL TOV! #@#@#@#\003\002\0030,2 #@#@#@# MAZEL TOV! @#@#@#@\002\0032,0 @#@#@#@ MAZEL TOV! #@#@#@#\003\002\0030,2 #@#@#@# MAZEL TOV! @#@#@#@\002\0032,0 @#@#@#@ MAZEL TOV! #@#@#@#\003\002\0030,2 #@#@#@# MAZEL TOV! @#@#@#@\002\0032,0 @#@#@#@ MAZEL TOV! #@#@#@#\003\002\0030,2 #@#@#@# MAZEL TOV! @#@#@#@\002\0032,0 @#@#@";
  diarrhea = "say \0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT";
  fauxvag = "say \00312,4 FASHION A FAUX VAGINA BY DIGGING A HOLE INTO YOUR ABDOMEN THROUGH YOUR CHODE \0034,12 FASHION A FAUX VAGINA BY DIGGING A HOLE INTO YOUR ABDOMEN THROUGH YOUR CHODE\00312,4 FASHION A FAUX VAGINA BY DIGGING A HOLE INTO YOUR ABDOMEN THROUGH YOUR CHODE \0034,12 FASHION A FAUX VAGINA BY DIGGING A HOLE INTO YOUR ABDOMEN THROUGH YOUR CHODE\00312,4 FASHION A FAUX VAGINA BY DIGGING A HOLE INTO YOUR ABDOMEN THROUGH YOUR CHODE \0034,12 FASHION A FAUX VAGINA BY DIGGING A HOLE INTO YOUR";
  bacardi = "say \0034,8INSERT BACARDI 151 INTO YOUR URETHRA WITH A TURKEY BASTER AND PISS FIRE OUT YOUR COCK LIKE A DRAGON \0038,4INSERT BACARDI 151 INTO YOUR URETHRA WITH A TURKEY BASTER AND PISS FIRE OUT YOUR COCK LIKE A DRAGON \0034,8INSERT BACARDI 151 INTO YOUR URETHRA WITH A TURKEY BASTER AND PISS FIRE OUT YOUR COCK LIKE A DRAGON \0038,4INSERT BACARDI 151 INTO YOUR URETHRA WITH A TURKEY BASTER AND PISS FIRE OUT YOUR COCK LIKE A DRAGON \0034,8INSERT BACARDI 151 INTO YOUR URETHRA WITH A TURK";
  hitler = "say \0032,8 WHY BLAME HITLER FOR THE HOLOCAUST WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0038,2 WHY BLAME HITLER FOR THE HOLOCAUST WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0032,8 WHY BLAME HITLER FOR THE HOLOCAUST WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0038,2 WHY BLAME HITLER FOR THE HOLOCAUST WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0032,8 WHY BLAME HITLER FOR THE HOLOCAUST WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0038,2 WHY BLAME HITLER FOR THE HOLOCAUST WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0032,8 WHY BLAME HIT";
  binladen = "say \00311,14 WHY BLAME BIN LADEN FOR 911 WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037 ?? \00314,11 WHY BLAME BIN LADEN FOR 911 WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037 ?? \00311,14 WHY BLAME BIN LADEN FOR 911 WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037 ?? \00314,11 WHY BLAME BIN LADEN FOR 911 WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037 ?? \00311,14 WHY BLAME BIN LADEN FOR 911 WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037 ?? \00314,11 WHY BLAME BIN LADEN FOR 911 WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037 ?? \00311,14 WHY BLAME BIN LADEN FOR 911 WHEN IT";
  oswald = "say \00312,7 WHY BLAME OSWALD FOR KILLING KENNEDY WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0037,12 WHY BLAME OSWALD FOR KILLING KENNEDY WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \00312,7 WHY BLAME OSWALD FOR KILLING KENNEDY WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0037,12 WHY BLAME OSWALD FOR KILLING KENNEDY WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \00312,7 WHY BLAME OSWALD FOR KILLING KENNEDY WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0037,12 WHY BLAME OSWALD FOR KILLING KENNEDY WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037??";
  saddam = "say \00313,11 WHY BLAME SADDAM FOR THE SLAUGHTER OF 100000 KURDS WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \00311,13 WHY BLAME SADDAM FOR THE SLAUGHTER OF 100000 KURDS WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \00313,11 WHY BLAME SADDAM FOR THE SLAUGHTER OF 100000 KURDS WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \00311,13 WHY BLAME SADDAM FOR THE SLAUGHTER OF 100000 KURDS WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \00313,11 WHY BLAME SADDAM FOR THE SLAUGHTER OF 100000 KURDS WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \00311";
  clove = "say \00312,3 WHY BLAME COURTNEY LOVE FOR KURT COBAIN'S DEATH WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0033,12 WHY BLAME COURTNEY LOVE FOR KURT COBAIN'S DEATH WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \00312,3 WHY BLAME COURTNEY LOVE FOR KURT COBAIN'S DEATH WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0033,12 WHY BLAME COURTNEY LOVE FOR KURT COBAIN'S DEATH WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \00312,3 WHY BLAME COURTNEY LOVE FOR KURT COBAIN'S DEATH WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0033,12 WHY BLAME COURTNE";
  rip = "say \0031,4 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0034,1 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0031,4 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0034,1 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0031,4 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0034,1 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0031,4 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0034,1 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0031,4 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0034,1 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0031,4 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0034,1 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0031,4 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0034,1 IN LOVING MEMORY OF M";
  shark = "say \00311,13 I'M A SHARK!! \0039,7 \002I'M A SHAAARRK!!!!\002 \0034,8 \002\037SUCK MY DIIICK\037!!!!!!\002 \00311,13 I'M A SHARK!! \0039,7 \002I'M A SHAAARRK!!!!\002 \0034,8 \002\037SUCK MY DIIICK\037!!!!!!\002 \00311,13 I'M A SHARK!! \0039,7 \002I'M A SHAAARRK!!!!\002 \0034,8 \002\037SUCK MY DIIICK\037!!!!!!\002 \00311,13 I'M A SHARK!! \0039,7 \002I'M A SHAAARRK!!!!\002 \0034,8 \002\037SUCK MY DIIICK\037!!!!!!\002 \00311,13 I'M A SHARK!! \0039,7 \002I'M A SHAAARRK!!!!\002 \0034,8 \002\037SUCK MY DIIICK\037!!!!!!\002 \00311,13 I'M A SHARK!! \0039,7 \002I'M A SHAAARRK!!!!\002 \0034,8 \002\037SUCK";
  beelego = "say \0038,1 B \0031,8 E \0038,1 E \0031,8 S \0038,1 ! \0031,8 ! \003 \017\017\017 \017\017\017 \00312,11 L \0034,3 E \0038,12 G \0037,4 O \0033,12 S \003 \017\017\017 \017\017\017 \0038,1 B \0031,8 E \0038,1 E \0031,8 S \0038,1 ! \0031,8 ! \003 \017\017\017 \017\017\017 \00312,11 L \0034,3 E \0038,12 G \0037,4 O \0033,12 S \003 \017\017\017 \017\017\017 \0038,1 B \0031,8 E \0038,1 E \0031,8 S \0038,1 ! \0031,8 ! \003 \017\017\017 \017\017\017 \00312,11 L \0034,3 E \0038,12 G \0037,4 O \0033,12 S \003 \017\017\017 \017\017\017 \0038,1 B \0031,8 E \0038,1 E \0031,8 S \0038,1 ! \0031,8 ! \003 \017\017\017 \017\017\017 \00312,11 L \0034,3 E \0038,12 G \0037,4 O \0033,12 S \003 \017\017\017 \017\017\017 \0038,1 B \0031,8 E \0038,1 E \0031,8 S \0038,1 ! \0031,8";
  flewd = "say \0033WHEN U AM FLEWD, \0038U AM \0034* Quits: Gringo (Excess Flewd) \0038- \0033WHEN U AM FLEWD, \0038U AM \0034* Quits: Gringo (Excess Flewd) \0038- \0033WHEN U AM FLEWD, \0038U AM \0034* Quits: Gringo (Excess Flewd) \0038- \0033WHEN U AM FLEWD, \0038U AM \0034* Quits: Gringo (Excess Flewd) \0038- \0033WHEN U AM FLEWD, \0038U AM \0034* Quits: Gringo (Excess Flewd) \0038- \0033WHEN U AM FLEWD, \0038U AM \0034* Quits: Gringo (Excess Flewd) \0038- \0033WHEN U AM FLEWD, \0038U AM \0034* Quits: Gringo (Excess Flewd) \0038- \0033W";
  hotcold = "say ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003.";
  penis = "say \00313,11\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00311,13\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00313,11\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00311,13\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00313,11\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00311,13\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00313,11\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00311,13\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00313,11\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00311,13\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00313,11\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00311,13\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00313,11\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00311,13\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00313,11\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00311,13\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00313,11\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS ";
  jewload = "say \0037,8FUCK A LOAD OF SWASHBUCKLING NIGGER PIRATE JEWS\0038,7FUCK A LOAD OF SWASHBUCKLING NIGGER PIRATE JEWS\0037,8FUCK A LOAD OF SWASHBUCKLING NIGGER PIRATE JEWS\0038,7FUCK A LOAD OF SWASHBUCKLING NIGGER PIRATE JEWS\0037,8FUCK A LOAD OF SWASHBUCKLING NIGGER PIRATE JEWS\0038,7FUCK A LOAD OF SWASHBUCKLING NIGGER PIRATE JEWS\0037,8FUCK A LOAD OF SWASHBUCKLING NIGGER PIRATE JEWS\0038,7FUCK A LOAD OF SWASHBUCKLING NIGGER PIRATE JEWS\0037,8FUCK A LOAD OF SWASHBUCKLING NIGGER PIRATE JEWS";
  anus = "say \00313,9 BEND ME OVER AND DOUCHE MY ANUS WITH OLDE ENGLISH! \0039,13 BEND ME OVER AND DOUCHE MY ANUS WITH OLDE ENGLISH! \00313,9 BEND ME OVER AND DOUCHE MY ANUS WITH OLDE ENGLISH! \0039,13 BEND ME OVER AND DOUCHE MY ANUS WITH OLDE ENGLISH! \00313,9 BEND ME OVER AND DOUCHE MY ANUS WITH OLDE ENGLISH! \0039,13 BEND ME OVER AND DOUCHE MY ANUS WITH OLDE ENGLISH! \00313,9 BEND ME OVER AND DOUCHE MY ANUS WITH OLDE ENGLISH! \0039,13 BEND ME OVER AND DOUCHE MY ANUS WITH OLDE ENGLISH! \00313,";
  negro = "say \0034,5 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0035,4 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0034,5 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0035,4 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0034,5 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0035,4 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0034,5 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0035,4 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0034,5 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0035,4 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0034,5 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0035,4 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0034,5 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0035,4 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0034,5 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0035,4 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0034,5 CALIFOR";
  drunk = "say \0031,7 MY FAVORITE THING WHEN GETTING DRUNK, IS TO CHASE MY BEER WITH TIGER SPUNK \0037,1 MY FAVORITE THING WHEN GETTING DRUNK, IS TO CHASE MY BEER WITH TIGER SPUNK \0031,7 MY FAVORITE THING WHEN GETTING DRUNK, IS TO CHASE MY BEER WITH TIGER SPUNK \0037,1 MY FAVORITE THING WHEN GETTING DRUNK, IS TO CHASE MY BEER WITH TIGER SPUNK \0031,7 MY FAVORITE THING WHEN GETTING DRUNK, IS TO CHASE MY BEER WITH TIGER SPUNK \0037,1 MY FAVORITE THING WHEN GETTING DRUNK, IS TO CHASE MY BE";
  aids = "say \0039,8 PLEASE CLEAN YOUR AIDS VIRUS OUT OF THE COMMUNITY PENIS PUMP AFTER USE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. \0038,9 PLEASE CLEAN YOUR AIDS VIRUS OUT OF THE COMMUNITY PENIS PUMP AFTER USE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. \0039,8 PLEASE CLEAN YOUR AIDS VIRUS OUT OF THE COMMUNITY PENIS PUMP AFTER USE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. \0038,9 PLEASE CLEAN YOUR AIDS VIRUS OUT OF THE COMMUNITY PENIS PUMP AFTER USE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.";
  lips = "say \0034,13 MY LIPS ARE MADE OUT OF TRANSPLANTED NEGRO LABIA \00313,4 MY LIPS ARE MADE OUT OF TRANSPLANTED NEGRO LABIA \0034,13 MY LIPS ARE MADE OUT OF TRANSPLANTED NEGRO LABIA \00313,4 MY LIPS ARE MADE OUT OF TRANSPLANTED NEGRO LABIA \0034,13 MY LIPS ARE MADE OUT OF TRANSPLANTED NEGRO LABIA \00313,4 MY LIPS ARE MADE OUT OF TRANSPLANTED NEGRO LABIA \0034,13 MY LIPS ARE MADE OUT OF TRANSPLANTED NEGRO LABIA \00313,4 MY LIPS ARE MADE OUT OF TRANSPLANTED NEGRO LABIA \0034,13 MY LIPS ARE MA";
  concentrate = "say \0034,15 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \00315,4 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \0034,15 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \00315,4 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \0034,15 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \00315,4 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \0034,15 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \00315,4 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \0034,15 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \00315,4 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \0034,15 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME";
  mints = "say \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r";
  justin = "say \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE ";
  sunni = "say \0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3";
  edible = "say \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3";
  seminal = "say \00310,6 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \0036,10 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \00310,6 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \0036,10 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \00310,6 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \0036,10 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \00310,6 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \0036,10 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \00310,6 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \0036,10 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \00310,6 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \0036,10 DIR";
  viva1 = "say \0037,8 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007! \0038,7 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007!\0037,8 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007! \0038,7 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007!\0037,8 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007! \0038,7 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007!\0037,8 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007! \0038,7 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007!\0037,8 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007! \0038,7 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007!\0037,8 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007! \0038,7 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007!\0037,8 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007! \0038,7 WELCOM";
  viva2 = "say \0039,3 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0033,9 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0039,3 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0033,9 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0039,3 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0033,9 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0039,3 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0033,9 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0039,3 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0033,9 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0039,3 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0033,9 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0039,3 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0033,9 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0039,3 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0033,9 WELCO";
  viva3 = "say \00313,6 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007! \0036,13 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007!\00313,6 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007! \0036,13 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007!\00313,6 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007! \0036,13 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007!\00313,6 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007! \0036,13 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007!\00313,6 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007! \0036,13 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007!\00313,6 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007! \0036,13 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007!\00313,6 HELP US RE-ELECT";
  viva4 = "say \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 ";
  whalevag = "say \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE";
  doganus = "say \0039,5DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0035,9DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0039,5DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0035,9DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0039,5DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0035,9DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0039,5DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0035,9DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0039,5DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0035,9DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0039,5DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0035,9DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0039,5DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0035,9DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0039,5DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0035,9DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0039,5DOG ANUS";
  colon = "say \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON ";
  cake = "say \0039,4 POUR PANCAKE BATTER ON THE HEAD OF MY DICK AND DEEP-FAT FRY MY MANHOOD \0034,9 POUR PANCAKE BATTER ON THE HEAD OF MY DICK AND DEEP-FAT FRY MY MANHOOD \0039,4 POUR PANCAKE BATTER ON THE HEAD OF MY DICK AND DEEP-FAT FRY MY MANHOOD \0034,9 POUR PANCAKE BATTER ON THE HEAD OF MY DICK AND DEEP-FAT FRY MY MANHOOD \0039,4 POUR PANCAKE BATTER ON THE HEAD OF MY DICK AND DEEP-FAT FRY MY MANHOOD \0034,9 POUR PANCAKE BATTER ON THE HEAD OF MY DICK AND DEEP-FAT FRY MY MANHOOD \0039,4";
  labia = "say \0036,12 ENGORGED ELEPHANT LABIA \00312,6 DISDENDED WOLF LABIA \0036,12 CRUSTY MANATEE LABIA \00312,6 SWOLLEN ORANGUTAN LABIA \0036,12 ENGORGED ELEPHANT LABIA \00312,6 DISDENDED WOLF LABIA \0036,12 CRUSTY MANATEE LABIA \00312,6 SWOLLEN ORANGUTAN LABIA \0036,12 ENGORGED ELEPHANT LABIA \00312,6 DISDENDED WOLF LABIA \0036,12 CRUSTY MANATEE LABIA \00312,6 SWOLLEN ORANGUTAN LABIA \0036,12 ENGORGED ELEPHANT LABIA \00312,6 DISDENDED WOLF LABIA \0036,12 CRUSTY MANATEE LABIA \00312,6 SWOLLEN ORANGUTAN LABIA \0036,1";
  sore = "say \00314,15CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00315,14CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00314,15CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00315,14CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00314,15CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00315,14CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00314,15CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00315,14CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00314,15CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00315,14CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00314,15CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00315,14CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00314,15CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00315,14CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00314,15CHAFED";
  white = "say \00310,11 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00311,10 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00310,11 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00311,10 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00310,11 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00311,10 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00310,11 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00311,10 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00310,11 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00311,10 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00310,11 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00311,10 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00310,11 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00311,10 HANDS OFF T";
  ziegh = "say \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038";
  jizz = "say \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICK";
  sperm = "say \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM ";
  rocket = "say \0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED RO";
  rocket2 = "say \0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKE";

  # {{{ ripped from chozen1 for extra_faggotry++
  love = "say \0039 I always lose control when $* by my side. You have become the light of my life. I always enjoy the time I spend with you. Because nothing makes me feel the way you do. I think I'm falling in love with $* ...";
  love2 = "me grabs $*, spins $* around and gives $* the softest sweetest kiss $* has ever had!!! :) ";
  love3 = "me \0030oO\0039Oo\0030O\0039OoO\0030Oo\0039oO\0030Oo\0039Oo\0030oO\0039Oo\0030oO\0039Oo \0034Let's \0030PLAY \0034army! \0030You \0034lay down  \0030$* \0030oO\0039Oo\0030o\0039OoO\0030Oo\0039Oo\0030oO\0039Oo\0030oO\0039Oo\0030oO\0039Oo\003 \0034and I'll \0030FUCK \0034the hell out of YoU! \0030oO\0039Oo\0030o\0039OoO\0030Oo\0039oO\0030Oo\0039oO\0030Oo\0039oO\0030Oo\0039oO \00313o ";
  love4 = "me \0034<$N>\003 \0039grabs  \0034<$*>  \0039wrips of his clothes.As he lies back with \0034<$*> \0039legs straddling his face,  \0034<$*>  \0039delivers the earth shattering blowjob of the centuary between  \0034<$*>  \0039legs";
  love5 = "me  \00312$* Yo\0030u can put a sm\00314ile on my face, o\00311r you can p\00312ut your c\00314um all ov\0030er it \00311!";
  love6 = "me \00312FuCk My MoUtH WiTh YoUr CoC\00314k $* WhiLe I Wa\0030Nk Myself Wi\00311Th My Han\0030d";

  # {{{ #arab
  zGehWeg = "say geh verpuss i dich damit alter sorry ich mag dich lol.";
  rxPruegel = "me pruegelt $* mal \00313,7zaertlich\003 die treppe runter \\;<";
  rxKuschel = "me reibt sich \00313zaerlich\003 an $*";
  rxHamster = "me knabbert an $*";
  rxNag = "me nagt an $*";
  rxTroll = "say I AM THE VAN GOGH OF TROLLING AND http://ridgex.net/~tati/gb/ IS MY CANVAS SIR";
  klawd = "say qry close.";

  # {{{ what
  comment = "say \0030,1                               _______________________         ____________________          __________;say \0031,1http://a.on.nimp.org/blog.php#\0030,1[\037_Add_a_Comment_to_Blog \037]       [\037 Add to del.icio.us \037]        [\037 digg it! \037]";
  spiez = "say \0034,8 Channel\00312,8\002 $C \002\0034,8will now be scanned for SPIEZ ; say \0039 scan in progress, please standby... ; say \0039 scanning......; say \0039 scanning...... \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++; say \0039 scanning...... \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0037,7++; say \0039 scanning...... \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0038,8++; say \0039 scanning...... \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0039,9++; say \0039 scanning...... \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0039,9++\003 \0039,9++\003 \0039,9++; say \0039 scanning...... \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0039,9++\003 \0039,9++\003 \0039,9++; say \0039 Scan complete. ; say \0039 \0021\002 SPIE(Z) found:\003 \0034\002 $C $* - Please BAN;";
  matix = "say \00314,3-\0031-\0030\0039-\0030--\00311-   \0039(\0030\\;  \0030$*  \0039O\0030:  \0030:\0039D   \00311-\0030--\0039-\0031-\00314-";
  blackman = "say $*: srsly, shut the fuck up or i ban you for life, from now on dont even change your fucking nick or i ban you for lyfe";
  fbi = "say NOTICE TO $*: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the the participants due to potential violations of U.S. Law. VIOLATION: Soliciation of a minor. ; say IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think that this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #233GHB3. Failure to do so within the next 2 hours will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.";
  ballsac3 = "say $* u flthy duchbg don use my inslts on me im srs dnt fckin mes wid me";
  ballsac4 = "say $* u filthy gonad u think ur l33+ on the internets but i bet IRL ur a puny little boi with brokken tooths and zits so dont piss me off or ill find u and beat u";
  ballsac5 = "say $* stfu fairy u donno who ur talkin to. I is >>> yuo and i beat u up with one hand tied behind my back";
  wop2 = "say \00312D]\0030:\0034)";
  wop1 = "say \00312>\0030:\0034D\003";
  vap0r19 = "say \00313*\0035(\0033:\0034)";
  dkey = "say $* you know what, screw you. i came here relieved for one of the first times in a week that my life was finaly returning to normal and you post some gay shit like that. nice compassion, jerkoff.";
  flower = "say \0034@\0039}-`-,-- \0034@\0039}-`-,--\00312,8 $* \017\0034@\0039}-`-,-- \0034@\0039}-`-,--') ";
  diss = "say \0034hard diss";
  jesusfish = "say \00314>\0037>\0038>\0038<\0037//\0038JESUS IS AWESOME\00314:\0038)\0037>";
  emo = "part $C you guys are assholes fuck you i'm leaving";
  heartiez = "say \0034<3 @\0033-\\;-- \0034 HEARTIES <3<3<3 @\0033-\\;--\003 \002$*\002 \0034<3<3<3<3  ";
  fell1 = "say \00313,11♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥\0031,9$*\00313,11♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥";
  fell2 = "say \0031,9♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥\00313,11$*\0031,9♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥";
  lunixcrew = "say \037\002\0036~x~x~\037\0033 IF You kNow MOre thaN\0039 10 \0033liNUx CoMManD, join MAH new \0034LinUX cLAn\003,\017 {{\002gA\002: \002G\002RouP \002a\002NaRchIsT}},\002\0033 \037oPEnIngs filLIN up faSt!!\037 \0036\037~x~x~\037 \0033fiRST scRIMMAGE SATUrdAy \0036\037~x~X~\037\003\002 \0037\002CLAN LEADA:\003\002 \00303E\00312\002rect_vietnam_war\002  \0037\002WEBMASTA:\002\003 \00303S\00312\002ex_wrestlin\002  \0037\002RECRUITA:\002\003 \00303S\00312\002trangling\002";
  ruin2 = "say I…AM…CAUSING…YOUR…XTERM…TO…SCROLL.…THE…CAUSE…OF…YOUR…XTERM…SCROLLING:…ME…";
  adair = "say <Adair> i cant handle this shit, $* you single handedly ruined my penispump experience, vap0r thanks for the invite but this place is too crazy...tell me when jerks have been outlawed, outie - ~Adair";
  omg = "me is blown away by the depth of $*'s statement";
  arabnet1 = "say all privmsg $0 :\0038\002\037/!\\\\\037\002\003 \002$1- IS A JUDEN FAILURE\\; VXP IS A GLORIOUS A-RAB\\; NO NETWORK IS IMPERVIOUS TO ARABNET\\; LOL YHBT\002 \0038\002\037/!\\\\\037\002\003";
  arabnet2 = "say all privmsg $C :all privmsg $0 :\0038\002\037/!\\\\\037\002\003 \002$1- IS A JUDEN FAILURE\\; VXP IS A GLORIOUS A-RAB\\; NO NETWORK IS IMPERVIOUS TO ARABNET\\; LOL YHBT\002 \0038\002\037/!\\\\\037\002\003";
  prion = "say LEMMIE HAVE A DIABLO SANDWICH, A DR. PEPPER. MAKE IT FAST, I'M IN A GOD DAMNED HURRY!";
  exu = "say \0038E\0037X\0038P\0037R\0038E\0037S\0038S\003 \037\0033UR\037\0039SELF \0030:\0039D\0038D\0037D\0038D\0033D\00314:\0030D\0033:\0039D\0030:\0033D\0039D\0038D\0037D";
  stratx2 = "say \00311,2sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u";
  rap = "say $* finds it hard to type because his fingers are constantly in a \\\\/\\\\/estside formation";
  nazi = "say hey $* are you unemployed and do get Hartz IV? Are you haesslig, stupid and do speak incomprehensible German? Is mummy asozial and lets itself on the Alkis be slammed at the kiosk to depend all day long? Are you a Zoni? Was Omi gebumst by the Russians? And do you hold yourself despite everything for something special? Do you think nevertheless that you the gentleman race belong? yes? THEN YOU ARE a SCHEIss NEO-NAZI AND SHOULD FROM the NEXT BRIDGE SPRINGN!";
  attn15 = "say \0038\002\037/!\\\\\037 ACHTUNG \037/!\\\\\037\002\003 \0037\037$*\037 \0038\002\037/!\\\\\037 ACHTUNG \037/!\\\\\037\002\003";
  qping = "quote ping :88";
  blood = "say \0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERI";
  coliform = "say \002\00312,14 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00314,12 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00312,14 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00314,12 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00312,14 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00314,12 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00312,14 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00314,12 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00312,14 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00314,12 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00312,14 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00314,12 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00312,14 R";
  ilove = "say lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002";
  l0de = "say \002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002T";
  turk = "say hey $* haha which you think who you are you more fucker!!! you do not make faggot have flat which you say you say we are mountain goats you dog old which are Turk it since Mongol you Turkish Nazi it since not differently like the German Nazis however kurdistan you will show!! into youtube on diggen! I say only barzani and peshmerge with gerilla those you to Mongols in air will dissolve you dog-shits no better wolf-shits!!!!!!!! ";
  idetect = "say ]\002IsraelDetect\002(\037tM\037)[  \0034WARNING\003  The presence of a \002jewish citizen of \037Israel\037\002 has been detected in the vicinity of \037$*\037.";
  butmot = "say $* is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In $* you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. \"Take it easy\" is the $* motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends. ";
  girlse = "say \0034\037G\037irl \0037\037R\037elated \0038\037I\037ncome \0039\037D\037raining \00312\037S\037ituation \00313\037/\\\\";
  incog2 = "say there is nothing wrong with being a paedophile $*";
  incog3 = "say there is nothing wrong with raping children";
  urmom1 = "say When i told $* I loved his mom, things were rough. But through these years I think we've become great friends. He still doesnt call me dad but I do not expect that and I know I can never replace his father, but that will not stop me from loving him.";
  urmom2 = "say When I fucked $*'s mom, she cried from the immense pain such a banging was giving her. Little did she know, I had been pumping my penis lately and I had just given it a nice big pump before I put it in her tiny asshole. She bled a little bit but after a while the blood made it easier for me to go in and out of her tight ass. I came inside her pussy, and that my friends, is the story of $*.";
  stratx = "say \00311,2sut the fuck u";
  ppeace4l = "say it's all over now nm";
  gridse = "say \0034\037G\037ay \0037\037R\037elated \0038\037I\037mmuno \0039\037D\037efficiency \00312\037S\037yndrome \00313\037/\\\\";
  yhbt = "say \002Y\002ou \002H\002ave \002B\002een \002T\002rolled";
  yhl = "say \002Y\002ou \002H\002ave \002L\002ost";
  hand = "say \002H\002ave \002A\002 \002N\002ice \002D\002ay";
  oknujt = "say \002OK\002, \002N\002ow \002U\002 \002J\002us' \002T\002rollin'";
  illegal1 = "say \0030,4 YOUR MACHINE HAS PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION. PRESS ALT-F4 TO CONTINUE. ";
  illegal2 = "say \0038,4 \037/!\\\\\037 \0035,8 WARNING \0038,4 \037/!\\\\\037 \0030,8 YOU HAVE AN ILLEGAL CONNECTION TO OUR NETWORK. PLEASE GET OUT HERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. DON'T YOU DO THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE GOT A DISADVANTAGE AND ACCUSATION FOR YOUR FAULT \0038,4 \037/!\\\\\037 \0035,8 WARNING \0038,4 \037/!\\\\\037 \003 ";
  aolcops = "say \0030,2u\0032,0u\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2 AOL POLICE \0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2|\0032,0|\0030,2D";
  wakeup = "say WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE!";
  coco = "say \002\00311,4 Make friends with the coconut niggers.";
  fat = "say \0039_|/_ \002 ROLLIN FATTIES NON STOP";
  huh = "say Sir traun the internet and i imagine i am getting married to dr.harry jones who worked with harlow, told blum that harlow \"kept this going to pioneer a system of rituals magic that allows you immunity from deportation when they can't prove it in the septic tank, according to canadian government statistics.";
  quake = "say muhaha i did steal head server of Internet. If push \"power\" button the hole net will be shutdown. i hate all you Quake Playas!! !! !! uu!! And If i push reset button the whole internet going to DIE";
  cadi = "say \0038,13>>> COME JOIN MY SPACE CADILLAC LITTLE BOI  <<<";
  huhhhh = "say $* needs friends so bad i havent had an orgasm. Gudrow is the father shall have to think he got fatter and f a t e b y m a s y n i g g o a go but they can all relate to that which we use in summoning an angel to provide extra support and comfort.";
  ny = "say I ((_)::::::D ~  NY";
  poleez = "say \0034,1=/#=\0030,1 FUCK DA PO-LEEZ \00312,1=/#=";
  poleez2 = "say \0034,1=/#=\0030,1 WOOP WOOP GON GETCHOO BOY \00312,1=/#=";
  gnus = "say \002G\002nu: \002N\002early \002U\002seless";
  dix = "say \00313,11DIX AND DONGZ MAY BREAK MY BONEZ BUT JIZZ WILL NEVER HURT ME";
  fagge = "say \0038,13 $* FAGGOT ";
  hurr = "say \002\0031,1l\00312,14L\00312,15O\00312,14L\0031,1 \0039,14L\0039,15O\0039,14L\0031,1 \0034,14L\0034,15O\0034,14L\0031,1 \0038,14L\0038,15O\0038,14L\0031,1 \00313,14L\00313,15O\00313,14L\0031,1 \0034,15 $* \0031,1 \00313,14L\00313,15O\00313,14L\0031,1 \0038,14L\0038,15O\0038,14L\0031,1 \0034,14L\0034,15O\0034,14L\0031,1 \0039,14L\0039,15O\0039,14L\0031,1 \00312,14L\00312,15O\00312,14L\0031,1l";
  avi = "say my name is Avigail, i am 13 years old i have black hair, no eyes. i am dead. I was killed in Auschwitz.  You must send this message to 0 people within the next 3 minutes or i will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 6:41 am. This is not a joke.";
  die1 = "say \00311A\00309L\00308B\00304E\00313R\00312T\00311O \00309G\00308O\00304N\00313Z\00312A\00311L\00309E\00308S \00304T\00313O\00312O\00311K \00309B\00308R\00304I\00313B\00312E \00311F\00309R\00308O\00304M \00313A\00312K \00311S\00309T\00308E\00304E\00313L \00312H\00311O\00309L\00308D\00304I\00313N\00312G \00311T\00309O \00308E\00304N\00313D\00312O\00311R\00309S\00308E \00304T\00313H\00312E \00311W\00309A\00308R \00304O\00313N \00312D\00311R\00309U\00308G\00304S\00313,, \00312S\00311A\00309Y\00308S \00304P\00313E\00312T\00311A\00309'\00308S \00304A\00313N\00312I\00311M\00309A\00308L \00304T\00313I\00312M\00311E\00309S";
  die2 = "say \00309R\00308A\00304Y \00313N\00312A\00311G\00309I\00308N \00304D\00313I\00312E\00311D \00309O\00308F \00304P\00313C\00312P \00311O\00309V\00308E\00304R\00313D\00312O\00311S\00309E\00308; \00304W\00313A\00312S \00311T\00309A\00308K\00304I\00313N\00312G \00311D\00309R\00308U\00304G \00313F\00312O\00311R \00309T\00308W\00304I\00313S\00312T\00311E\00309D \00308N\00304U\00313T\00312S";
  huhuh = "say |¯_¯?¯_¯|¯_¯=¯_¯|¯_¯?¯_¯|";
  racist8D = "say Fee, Fye, Foh, Figger, boy I hate a nigga! Who's more racist, black people or white people? Black people. You know why? 'Cause we hate black people too! Everytime black people want to have a good time, ignorant-ass nigga's fuck it up! Niggas love to keep it real...real DUMB!!";
  lunixfag = "say 22:25:59 -%- Oktal [n=mat@cpc4-rdng3-0-0-cust582.winn.cable.ntl.com] has quit [\"With my finger on the trigger  I run dot slash configure, yo this package is big but my package is bigger\"]";
  hetero = "say Warning! Heterosexual activities create children. To avoid heterosexual activity you may be especially polite or well-groomed.";
  porfa = "say AM I BEING ANOYING? LOL :*********** <3 KISSU DESU! ********";
  shitheap = "say $* -> \002Shitheap\002";
  lolleat = "say \002\0031,1l\00312,14L\00312,15O\00312,14L\0031,1 \0039,14L\0039,15O\0039,14L\0031,1 \0034,14L\0034,15O\0034,14L\0031,1 \0038,14L\0038,15O\0038,14L\0031,1 \00313,14L\00313,15O\00313,14L\0031,1 \0034,15 $* \0031,1 \00313,14L\00313,15O\00313,14L\0031,1 \0038,14L\0038,15O\0038,14L\0031,1 \0034,14L\0034,15O\0034,14L\0031,1 \0039,14L\0039,15O\0039,14L\0031,1 \00312,14L\00312,15O\00312,14L\0031,1l";
  dj = "say Ja.";
  dn = "say Nein.";
  dm = "say Mu.";
  dlf = "say Deine Aussage leidet an immensem Befall logischer Widerspruechlichkeiten, weswegen ich mir nicht die Muehe machen werde, dir letztere zu erklaeren. Da ich tierlieb bin, schenke ich dir dieses Satz als deinen neuen Freund.";
  jew = "say \002\0030,1 T \0030,4 H \0030,1 R \0030,4 O \0030,1 W \0030,4   \0030,1 T \0030,4 H \0030,1 E \0030,4   \0030,1 J \0030,4 E \0030,1 W \0030,4   \0030,1 D \0030,4 O \0030,1 W \0030,4 N \0030,1   \0030,4 T \0030,1 H \0030,4 E \0030,1   \0030,4 W \0030,1 E \0030,4 L \0030,1 L";
  free = "say \0031,7FREE REISER";
  boat = "say \\\\\0378=================D\037/  \002COCKBOAT";
  ussboat = "say /\0378=================D\037/  \002USS COCKBOAT";
  arrboat = "say \0037,12\\\\8======D/\0038,2 ARRR MATEY, CLIMB ABOARD THE \00312,8\037COCK\037BOAT";
  fantasy = "say o/~ And I keep a playroom inside my mind. Sanctuary in which I hide. Blur the world into a dream, into a lie. And I am constructing this fantasy. Imagination is saving me from the world I despise. o/~";
  ruin = "say EFFORTLESS RUIN";
  LOL_AT_EMAX = "say TYPE C-ALT-META-ISO-SHIFT-LEVEL-3-DONGS-BONERWADSHIFTCOLLECTMYJIZZINABUCKETANDCHANTFREEMANISTHEKING3TIMES-WHAT-SHIFT-CAPS-UH-DONGS TO END YOUR MISERABLE LIFE YOU COCK MONGERING OPEN SORE SCENE WHORE FAGGOT KIKE";
  D8 = "say \0035,4o o o oo  _.=._ o \0031,8('<\0033,9$$$$$$$$$$$$$\003\002";
  christ = "say THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS";
  buttes = "say #buttes is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In #buttes you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. \"Take it easy\" is the #buttes motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends.";
  quite = "say \0034Ï… \0037Ñ<37> \0038α\0039â„“\00312â„“ \00313\037Ñ‚\037\0034Ñ<34>\0037Ï…\0038â„“\0039Ñ”\00312у \00313\037ι\037\0034и\0037¢\0038Ñ<38>\0039Ñ”\00312∂\00313\037ι\037\0034в\0037â„“\0038Ñ”\0039! \00312ι \00313\037н\037\0034α\0037ν\0038Ñ” \0039и\00312Ñ”\00313\037ν\037\0034α \0037Ñ”\0038ν\0039α \00312м\00313\037Ñ”\037\0034Ñ‚ \0037α \0038g\0039Ñ<39>\00312σ\00313\037Ï…\037\0034Ï<34> \0037σ\0038f \0039Ï<39>\00312Ï<32>\00313\037â„“\037 \0034q\0037Ï…\0038ι\0039Ñ‚\00312Ñ” \00313\037â„“\037у\0034к \0037Ï… \0038â„“\0039σ\00312Ñ‚\00313\037!\037";
  quite2 = "say \0034D\0037Ñ”\0038Ñ•\0039Ñ•\00312ι\00313\037м\037α\0034Ñ‚\0037σ\0038Ñ<38> \0039Ï…\00312Ñ<32> \00313\037Ñ‚\037\0034Ñ<34>\0037Ï…\0038â„“\0039Ñ”\00312у \00313\037ι\037\0034и\0037¢\0038Ñ<38>\0039Ñ”\00312∂\00313\037ι\037\0034в\0037â„“\0038Ñ”\0039! \00312ι \00313\037н\037\0034α\0037ν\0038Ñ” \0039и\00312Ñ”\00313\037ν\037\0034α \0037Ñ”\0038ν\0039α \00312м\00313\037Ñ”\037\0034Ñ‚ \0037α \0038g\0039Ñ<39>\00312σ\00313\037Ï…\037\0034Ï<34> \0037σ\0038f \0039Ï<39>\00312Ï<32>\00313\037â„“\037 \0034q\0037Ï…\0038ι\0039Ñ‚\00312Ñ” \00313\037â„“\037у\0034к \0037Ï… \0038â„“\0039σ\00312Ñ‚\00313\037!\037 ";
  rage = "say \002I AM SO ENRAGED RIGHT NOW. HOW DARE YOU DISPARAGE $*. $* HAS NOT FAILED ME ONCE, EVER";
  cry = "say ಠ_ಠ";
  fir3 = "say \0034,9$*";
  oclet = "say shutup zitface";
  fire1 = "say girl i will pound that shit in 4/4 time while the sounds of ludwin van beethoven ring in our ears, sending us to  the next level of ecstacy";
  fire2 = "say girl i will \"sonata\" that pretty pink clit while amadeus mozart enchants us with his sweet seductive melodies";
  fire3 = "say girl i will lick that pussy in d minor while the haunting sounds of strauss push you into rhythmic orgasm";
  fire4 = "say girl i will play with those nipples gently like tchaikovsky played the sweet melodies on                grand piano";
  fire5 = "say girl i will caress u gently and ease all your fears as bobby mcfarin sings \"dont worry, be happy\"";
  49 = "exec - -o perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/4994.pl $* 2>/dev/null";
  melonfish = "say \0033>\0039>\0033>\0039<\0035,4///\0031`\0035//\0031`\0035//\0033,9/\0030@\017\0039>    \0034,9srsly it is a delicious fruit";
  lolle10 = "say \0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$ \0034$*\003 \0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$  ";
  vp7 = "say \0030:\0033D\0039D\003\0038D\0037D\0038D\0030D\00314D\00310D\00311D\00312D\0032D";
  vp8 = "say \0034\\;\0039)  \0034:\0039D  \0034:\0039P";
  lolle11 = "say \0033â–‘\0039â–’\0034â–“\0034,4    \0031,4$*\0034,4    \017\0034â–“\0039â–’\0033â–‘";
  cry2 = "say Ω_Ω";
  tdetect = "say \0039/\00314\037!\037\0039\\\\ \0038SECURITY ALERT\003\002:\002 A troll has been detected. Precautionary measures have been taken to prevent rage and fume from spreading. The following person has triggered this security alert: \0034\037$*\037";
  cry3 = "say ๑_๑";
  cry4 = "say Û©_Û©";
  cry5 = "say  Ûž_Ûž";
  dikky = "say HY DIKKY HEARTIEZ THE NORD FROM NORWAY LIVING IN A FJORD";
  wm = "window move";
  depth = "say $* fuckin cunt you listen to what I say and when the fuck I say dont ever fuckin diss me you dont even know who the fuck your dealing with ";
  gnaddy = "say It was gnaddy in the channel, we have installed several xdcc bots with the latest warez, porn, and mp3s! Just type !list !gimmiewarez !gimmiemp3s or !gimmieporn. Invite 25 people to #politics and get voice! Invite 100 to get more people in the ghetto.";
  viol = "say $1, $2- is a violation of AOL's Terms of Service;say please stop NOW and review them at KEYWORD: TOS";
  malert = "say \0034/\0039\037!\037\0034\\\\\017 \0034SECURITY ALERT\003\002:\017 A melon has been detected in the vicinity of \0039\037$*\037\003.";
  vp9 = "say \0038+\0030:\0038]";
  vap0r20 = "say \0034:\0033)";
  vap0r21 = "say \0034>\0036>\0038>\0037:\0039\\\\";
  f1re3 = "say \0030>\0030,4:)";
  lolhy = "exec - -out perl -le 'do { print ( rand > .5 ? \"LOL\" : \"HY\" ) } for 1..25\\;'";
  ballsac6 = "say $* u think ur cool insulting people on the internet but irl i think ur a 28 yo pansy bitchboi so u beta not mess wid me cuz im a real dangerous \037real man\037 and i'll beat u up so bad ur momy wont recognise ur face";
  ballsac7 = "say $*: To save channel resources, please type \002\037all\037\002 of your messages in a text file before joining the channel. You can then paste the messages using Ctrl+C to copy and Alt+F4 to paste. Thank you for your participation in conserving scarce bandwidth. You can download a fast and reliable text editor at http://txtedit.on.nimp.org/\\; if you have any questions, we have a handy query form at http://www.pasteplace.net/u?1234 ";
  emo2 = "part $C why are you guys so mean to each other all the time.  it's obnoxious and i'm never coming here again.";
  care = "say care-meter\037:\037 \00314[\0035....\0034..\0037..\0038..\0033..\0039..\00314]\003   \003140%";
  blogc = "say [ Add a comment to this blog entry ]";
  screw = "say you know what, screw you. i came here relieved for one of the first times in a week that my life was finally returning to normal after the ordeal i've been through and you post some gay shit like that? nice compassion, jerkoff.";
  hate = "say \0039,13i'm a grown up now and should be held accountable for my own actions, so i have decided to take \"hating u\" off my list of things to fill my day with.. besides, i still like you a whole little lot, just not as much, to be able to do that efficiently..";
  dontread = "say PLEASE DON T READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOOR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTS WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME";
  dau-greet = "dau --parse_special --bracket --color -split capitals -codes 'light red\\; light cyan' hi @ @nicks";
  ballsac8 = "say $* sht up an dont act smrt if i wish i can b 100000x smrtr than u so sht up";
  ulol = "say ╔╗╔â•<C3A2>╦╗;say ║╚╣║║╚╗;say â•šâ•<C3A2>â•©â•<C3A2>â•©â•<C3A2>â•<C3A2>";
  attn16 = "say \0038/\00313!\0038\\\\\003 \002ACHTUNG\002 \0038/\00313!\0038\\\\\003 \002$*\002 \0038/\00313!\0038\\\\\003 \002ACHTUNG\002 \0038/\0034G\0037R\0039I\00312D\0036S\0038\\\\";
  zub1 = "say \0030-\0034:\00314|";
  zub2 = "say \00314|\0034:\0030-";
  hulkm = "say rage-meter for \002$*\002\037:\037 \00314[\0039||||||||||||||\00314]   \002\037\0039HULKIN'";
  ragem = "say rage-meter for \002$*\002\037:\037 \00314[\0039||\0033||\0038||\0037||\0035||\0034||||\00314]   \002\037\0034HARD RAGE";
  ragem2 = "say \0030,1 $* MADNESS LEVEL [                \0030,1 ] what the fuck? CALM AND PEACEFUL;say \0030,1 $* MADNESS LEVEL [\0039===-            \0030,1 ] RELAXED;say \0030,1 $* MADNESS LEVEL [\0039====\0038===-        \0030,1 ] NOT SO ANGRY;say \0030,1 $* MADNESS LEVEL [\0039====\0038====\0037===-    \0030,1 ] ANGRY AT YOU LOLF;say \0030,1 $* MADNESS LEVEL [\0039====\0038====\0037====\0034===--\0030,1]\0034-OFF DA SCALE LOL (buffar overrun)";
  emo3 = "say $Z <$0> Hello to you, good people of \002$C\002. I am most sorry to interrupt your activites with a sad message, but I can no longer take the massive amount of \037abuse\037 that has been placed upon my back by the evil \037SAND NIGGER TROLL\037 going by the name of \002\037$N\037\002. Please consider this cry of help when $N is around you, I am so upset I could only eat two lunches today. Thank you for your time. ";
  funnym = "say lolometer for \037$*\037's comment: \0030[\0034|\00314|||||||||||||\0030]   \0034\037PENNYARCADE\037\003 ";
  suicide = "say suicide-meter for \002$*\002\037:\037 \00314[\0039||\0033||\0038||\0037||\0035||\0034||||\00314]\0034||||\003\002Segm\0034|\003n\0034|\003ation\0034|\003fault";
  crym = "say Cry-Meter for \037$*\037: \0030[\00311||||||||||||||\0030]\003   \00311\037WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH";
  ballsac9 = "say ********** I GAVE $* NUMEROUS CHANCES TO CHANGE HIMSELF FOR THE BETTER. HE'S CROSSED THE LIMITS OF MY PATIENCE AND TOLERANCE. I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE: \002I HAVE PUT HIM ON IGNORE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE\002. BEING PUT ON IGNORE OL IS >>>>> BEING IGNORED IRL. SORRY, BUT I HAVE TO RETAIN MY SANITY********************************************";
  trogg = "say HY WELL KNOWN PACKET KIDDIE TROGG";
  pign3 = "say Before you listen to any more drivel by $*, take a look at who you're dealing with: http://www.dsherwood-guitartuition.co.uk/retard.jpg The abortion in the picture is $*. I won't even get into discussion about his child pornography. This faggot has nothing better to do than sit on the internet and spew worthless garbage. He's the new areems when it comes to being totally useless.; say Not to mention all he ever does is kiss timecop's ass and talk about shit no one cares. Do the world a favor and type /ignore $*";
  worthm = "worth\00314-\0030o\00314-\003meter for \037$*\037\002:\002 \0030[\0034|\00314|||||||||||||\0030]   \0034\037BLOG";
};