dialburn/README.md
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__Pictured__: *Hacker "blowfish" utilizing dialburn prior to FBI apprehension, resulting in law enforcement finding no recoverable evidence.*
# dialburn
securely shreds and destroys remote systems with 1 phone call
```
( ( )
)\ ) ( ) )\( /( ( (
_ (()/( )\ ( /(((_)\()) ))\ )( (
//\ ((_)|(_))(_))_((_)\ /((_|()\ )\ ) dial 6-6-6
| \/ _| |(_|(_)_| | |(_|_))( ((_)_(_/( to turn the
||~ / _' || / _' | | '_ \ || | '_| ' \)) _ _ boxes into bricks!
||_ \__,_||_\__,_|_|_.__/\_,_|_| |_||_| [ L___I ]
| /\ | ... |
,@\\/ ,@@@, ,@@@@@, | ::: |
@, ,@@" "@@@, ,@@" "@@@, ,@@@@"| ''' |
"@@@@@" "@@@@@" "@@@@" '========='
```
# usage
### server
- Execute __bin/dialburn-server__ on a box to serve as a beacon to all dialburn boxes
### twilio
1. Register a Twilio account
2. Acquire a number
3. Under said number's management, configure the dialburn-server box as a webhook (default port is '__37373__', default path being '__/shut/it/down/charlie/brown__', you can change these in common/globals.go, why didn't i implement a loadable config? fuck you that's why)
4. Webhook will look something like "__http://db.supernets.org:37373/shut/it/down/charlie/brown__"
### nodes
- On any boxes you want destroyed on call, execute __bin/dialburn -s <server ip|fqdn>__, the '__-d__' flag can be added for a dry run
### execution
- Agent Gill on your case? Call your Twilio number and dial __6-6-6__ when connected to burn all the gibsons
> <*gill*> *tell us everything you know about MRCHATS*
> <*[blackhat4lyfe]blowfish*> *i want my lawyer*
> <*greg*> *you get one phone call*
> <*[blackhat4lyfe]blowfish*> ___that's all i need...___
# credit
<3 sad for the idea