cancer/cancer.py

#!/usr/bin/env python
# Cancer IRC Bot - Developed by acidvegas in Python (https://git.acid.vegas/cancer)

'''
WARNING: This bot highly encourages flooding!

Commands:
	@cancer       | Information about the bot
	@cancer stats | Return bot statistics for the channel
	!100          | 1 in 100 chance to get a 100 (big !smoke)
	!beer [nick]  | Grab a beer or toss one to someone
	!chainsmoke   | Start a game of Chain Smoke
	!chug         | Sip beer
	!dragrace     | Start a game of Drag Race
	!extendo      | 1 in 100 chance to get an EXTENDO (big !toke)
	!fatfuck      | 1 in 100 chance to get a  FATFUCK (fat !smoke/!toke)
	!letschug     | LET'S FUCKING CHUG!
	!letstoke     | LET'S FUCKING TOKE!
	!toke         | Hit joint
	!smoke        | Hit cigarette
	!nosmoking    | Disable the bot for 30 seconds
'''

import asyncio
import json
import os
import random
import ssl
import time

# Connection
server     = 'irc.server.com'
port       = 6697
use_ipv6   = False
use_ssl    = True
vhost      = None
channel    = '#chats'
key        = None

# Identity
nickname = 'CANCER'
username = 'smokesome'
realname = 'git.acid.vegas/cancer'

# Login
nickserv_password = None
network_password  = None
operator_password = None

# Settings
user_modes = 'BdDg' # +d requires additional ! and @ to be in your set::channel-command-prefix on UnrealIRCd

# Formatting Control Characters / Color Codes
bold        = '\x02'
italic      = '\x1D'
underline   = '\x1F'
reverse     = '\x16'
reset       = '\x0f'
white       = '00'
black       = '01'
blue        = '02'
green       = '03'
red         = '04'
brown       = '05'
purple      = '06'
orange      = '07'
yellow      = '08'
light_green = '09'
cyan        = '10'
light_cyan  = '11'
light_blue  = '12'
pink        = '13'
grey        = '14'
light_grey  = '15'

def color(msg, foreground, background=None):
	return f'\x03{foreground},{background}{msg}{reset}' if background else f'\x03{foreground}{msg}{reset}'

def debug(data):
	print('{0} | [~] - {1}'.format(time.strftime('%I:%M:%S'), data))

def error(data, reason=None):
	print('{0} | [!] - {1} ({2})'.format(time.strftime('%I:%M:%S'), data, str(reason))) if reason else print('{0} | [!] - {1}'.format(time.strftime('%I:%M:%S'), data))

def luck(odds):
	return True if random.randint(1,odds) == 1 else False

def ssl_ctx():
	ctx = ssl.create_default_context()
	ctx.check_hostname = False
	ctx.verify_mode = ssl.CERT_NONE
	return ctx

class Generate: # degenerate *
	def can(chan, target):
		beer_choice = random.choice(['bud','modelo','ultra'])
		beer_temp   = random.choice(['a piss warm','an ice cold','an empty'])
		if beer_choice == 'bud':
			beer = '{0}{1}{2}'.format(color(' ', white, white), color(' BUD ', white, random.choice((blue,brown))), color('c', grey, white))
			await self.action(chan, f'throws {color(target, white)} {temp} {beer} =)')
			if luck(100):
				await asyncio.sleep(2)
				await self.action(chan, 'suddenly feels more gay...')
		elif beer_choice == 'modelo':
			beer = '{0}{1}{2}'.format(color(' ', orange, orange), color('Modelo', blue, yellow), color('c', grey, orange)) # props to opal
			await self.action(chan, f'throws {color(target, white)} {temp} {beer} =)')
		elif beer_choice == 'modelo':
			beer = '{0}{1}'.format(color(' ULTRA ', blue, white), color('🬃', red, white)) # warm
			await self.action(chan, f'throws {color(target, white)} {temp} {beer} =)')

	def beer():
		glass = color(' ', light_grey, light_grey)
		return glass + color(''.join(random.choice(('       :.')) for _ in range(9)), orange, yellow) + glass

	def cigarette(size):
		filter    = color(';.`-,:.`;', yellow, orange)+color(' ', yellow, yellow)
		cigarette = color('|'*size, light_grey, white)
		cherry    = color('\u259A', random.choice((red,yellow,orange)), black)+color('\u259A', random.choice((red,yellow,orange)), grey)
		smoke     = color('-' + ''.join(random.choice((';:-.,_`~\'')) for _ in range(random.randint(5,8))), grey)
		return filter + cigarette + cherry + smoke

	def joint(size):
		joint    = color('/'*size, light_grey, white)
		cherry   = color('\u259A', random.choice((red,yellow,orange)), black)+color('\u259A', random.choice((red,yellow,orange)), grey)
		smoke    = color('-' + ''.join(random.choice((';:-.,_`~\'')) for _ in range(random.randint(5,8))), grey)
		return joint + cherry + smoke

	def mug(size):
		glass  = color(' ', light_grey, light_grey)
		empty  = f'{glass}         {glass}'
		foam   = glass + color(':::::::::', light_grey, white) + glass
		bottom = color('           ', light_grey, light_grey)
		mug   = [foam,Generate.beer(),Generate.beer(),Generate.beer(),Generate.beer(),Generate.beer(),Generate.beer(),Generate.beer()]
		for i in range(8-size):
			mug.pop()
			mug.insert(0, empty)
		for i in range(len(mug)):
			if i == 2 or i == 7:
				mug[i] += glass + glass
			elif i > 2 and i < 7:
				mug[i] += '  ' + glass
		mug.append(bottom)
		return mug

class Bot():
	def __init__(self):
		self.fat             = False
		self.event           = None
		self.nicks           = list()
		self.stats           = {'hits':25,'sips':8,'chugged':0,'smoked':0,'toked':0,'chain':0,'drag':0}
		self.loops           = {'chainsmoke':None,'dragrace':None,'letschug':None,'letstoke':None,'nosmoking':None,'timers':None}
		self.status          = True
		self.reader          = None
		self.writer          = None

	async def raw(self, data):
		self.writer.write(data[:510].encode('utf-8') + b'\r\n')
		await self.writer.drain()

	async def action(self, chan, msg):
		await self.sendmsg(chan, f'\x01ACTION {msg}\x01')

	async def sendmsg(self, target, msg):
		await self.raw(f'PRIVMSG {target} :{msg}')

	async def notice(self, target, msg):
		await self.raw(f'NOTICE {target} :{msg}')

	async def connect(self):
		while True:
			try:
				options = {
					'host'       : server,
					'port'       : port,
					'limit'      : 1024,
					'ssl'        : ssl_ctx() if use_ssl else None,
					'family'     : 10 if use_ipv6 else 2,
					'local_addr' : vhost
				}
				self.reader, self.writer = await asyncio.wait_for(asyncio.open_connection(**options), 15)
				await self.raw(f'USER {username} 0 * :{realname}')
				await self.raw('NICK ' + nickname)
			except Exception as ex:
				error('error: failed to connect to ' + server, ex)
			else:
				if os.path.isfile('stats.json'):
					with open('stats.json') as stats_file:
						self.stats = json.loads(stats_file.read())
						debug('reloaded stats')
				await self.listen()
				for loop in self.loops:
					if self.loops[loop]:
						self.loops[loop].cancel()
				self.stats['chain'] = 0
				self.stats['drag']  = 0
				self.event  = None
				self.nicks  = list()
				self.status = True
			finally:
				await asyncio.sleep(30)

	async def loop_nosmoking(self):
		await asyncio.sleep(30)
		self.status = True

	async def loop_timers(self):
		while True:
			try:
				if time.strftime('%I:%M') == '04:20':
					await self.sendmsg(channel, color('S M O K E W E E D E R R D A Y', light_green))
					await self.sendmsg(channel, color('ITZ DAT MUTHA FUCKN 420 BITCH', yellow))
					await self.sendmsg(channel, color('LIGHT UP A NICE GOOD FAT FUCK', red))
					await asyncio.sleep(120)
				elif time.strftime('%I:%M %p') == '02:00 AM':
					await self.sendmsg(channel, '.ascii phish')
					await asyncio.sleep(120)
				elif time.strftime('%I:%M') == '12:00': # the biscuit hour..
					with open('stats.json', 'w') as stats_file:
						json.dump(self.stats, stats_file)
					await asyncio.sleep(120)
			except Exception as ex:
				error('error: loop_timers failed', ex)
			finally:
				await asyncio.sleep(20)

	async def loop_chainsmoke(self):
		self.nicks = dict()
		try:
			await self.notice(channel, 'Starting a round of {0} in {1} seconds!'.format(color('ChainSmoke', red), color('10', white)))
			await self.notice(channel, '[{0}] {1} {2} {3}'.format(color('How To Play', light_blue), color('Type', yellow), color('!smoke', light_green), color('to hit a cigarette. The cigarette goes down a little after each hit. Once you finish a cigarette, a new one will be lit for you. You will have 60 seconds to chain smoke as many cigarettes as possible.', yellow)))
			await asyncio.sleep(10)
			await self.action(channel, 'Round starts in 3...')
			await asyncio.sleep(1)
			await self.action(channel, '2...')
			await asyncio.sleep(1)
			await self.action(channel, '1...')
			await asyncio.sleep(1)
			await self.action(channel, color('GO', light_green))
			self.status = True
			await asyncio.sleep(60)
			self.status = False
			await self.sendmsg(channel, color('          CHAINSMOKE ROUND IS OVER          ', red, yellow))
			await asyncio.sleep(1)
			await self.sendmsg(channel, color('          CHAINSMOKE ROUND IS OVER          ', red, yellow))
			await asyncio.sleep(1)
			await self.sendmsg(channel, color('          CHAINSMOKE ROUND IS OVER          ', red, yellow))
			await self.sendmsg(channel, color('Counting cigarette butts...', yellow))
			await asyncio.sleep(10)
			await self.sendmsg(channel, '{0} smoked {1} cigarettes!'.format(channel, color(str(self.stats['chain']), light_blue)))
			if self.nicks:
				guy = max(self.nicks, key=self.nicks.get)
				await self.sendmsg(channel, '{0} smoked the most cigarettes... {1}'.format(guy, self.nicks[guy]))
		except Exception as ex:
			error('error: loop_chainsmoke failed', ex)
		finally:
			self.stats['chain'] = 0
			self.nicks  = list()
			self.event  = None
			self.status = True

	async def loop_dragrace(self):
		self.hits   = 25
		try:
			await self.notice(channel, 'Starting a round of {0} in {1} seconds!'.format(color('DragRace', red), color('10', white)))
			await self.notice(channel, '[{0}] {1} {2} {3}'.format(color('How To Play', light_blue), color('Type', yellow), color('!smoke', light_green), color('to hit a cigarette. The cigarette goes down a little after each hit. You will have 10 seconds to smoke as quickly as possible.', yellow)))
			await asyncio.sleep(10)
			await self.action(channel, 'Round starts in 3...')
			await asyncio.sleep(1)
			await self.action(channel, '2...')
			await asyncio.sleep(1)
			await self.action(channel, '1...')
			await asyncio.sleep(1)
			await self.action(channel, color('GO', light_green))
			self.stats['drag'] = time.time()
		except Exception as ex:
			error('error: loop_dragrace failed', ex)
		finally:
			self.status = True

	async def loop_letschug(self, nick):
		self.nicks.append(nick)
		try:
			await self.sendmsg(channel, color(f'OH SHIT {nick} is drunk', light_green))
			await self.notice(channel, color(f'Time to TOTALLY CHUG in {channel.upper()} in 30 seconds, type !chug to join', light_green))
			await asyncio.sleep(10)
			await self.sendmsg(channel, color('LOL we CHUG in 20 get ready ' + ' '.join(self.nicks), light_green))
			await asyncio.sleep(10)
			await self.sendmsg(channel, color('YO we CHUG in 10 get ready ' + ' '.join(self.nicks), light_green))
			await asyncio.sleep(5)
			await self.sendmsg(channel, color('alright CHUG in 5', light_green))
			await asyncio.sleep(1)
			await self.sendmsg(channel, color('4..', light_green))
			await asyncio.sleep(1)
			await self.sendmsg(channel, color('3..', light_green))
			await asyncio.sleep(1)
			await self.sendmsg(channel, color('2..', light_green))
			await asyncio.sleep(1)
			await self.sendmsg(channel, color('1..', light_green))
			await asyncio.sleep(1)
			await self.sendmsg(channel, color(' '.join(self.nicks) + ' .. CHUG!', light_green))
		except Exception as ex:
			error('error: loop_letschug failed', ex)
		finally:
			self.event = None
			self.nicks = list()

	async def loop_letstoke(self, nick):
		self.nicks.append(nick)
		try:
			await self.sendmsg(channel, color(f'YO {nick} is high', light_green))
			await self.notice(channel, color(f'Time to FUCKING toke in {channel.upper()}, type !toke to join', light_green))
			await asyncio.sleep(10)
			await self.sendmsg(channel, color('OH SHIT we toke in 20 get ready ' + ' '.join(self.nicks), light_green))
			await asyncio.sleep(10)
			await self.sendmsg(channel, color('OH SHIT we toke in 10 get ready ' + ' '.join(self.nicks), light_green))
			await asyncio.sleep(5)
			await self.sendmsg(channel, color('alright toke in 5', light_green))
			await asyncio.sleep(1)
			await self.sendmsg(channel, color('4..', light_green))
			await asyncio.sleep(1)
			await self.sendmsg(channel, color('3..', light_green))
			await asyncio.sleep(1)
			await self.sendmsg(channel, color('2..', light_green))
			await asyncio.sleep(1)
			await self.sendmsg(channel, color('1..', light_green))
			await asyncio.sleep(1)
			await self.sendmsg(channel, color(' '.join(self.nicks) + ' .. toke!', light_green))
		except Exception as ex:
			error('error: loop_letstoke failed', ex)
		finally:
			self.event = None
			self.nicks = list()

	async def listen(self):
		while True:
			try:
				if self.reader.at_eof():
					break
				data = await asyncio.wait_for(self.reader.readuntil(b'\r\n'), 500)
				line = data.decode('utf-8').strip()
				args = line.split()
				debug(line)
				if line.startswith('ERROR :Closing Link:'):
					raise Exception('Connection has closed.')
				elif args[0] == 'PING':
					await self.raw('PONG '+args[1][1:])
				elif args[1] == '001':
					if user_modes:
						await self.raw(f'MODE {nickname} +{user_modes}')
					if nickserv_password:
						await self.sendmsg('NickServ', f'IDENTIFY {nickname} {nickserv_password}')
					if operator_password:
						await self.raw(f'OPER {username} {operator_password}')
					await self.raw(f'JOIN {channel} {key}') if key else await self.raw('JOIN ' + channel)
					self.loops['timers'] = asyncio.create_task(self.loop_timers())
				elif args[1] == '433':
					error('The bot is already running or nick is in use.') # nick change
				elif args[1] == 'INVITE' and len(args) == 4:
					invited = args[2]
					chan    = args[3][1:]
					if invited == nickname and chan == channel:
						await self.raw(f'JOIN {channel} {key}') if key else await self.raw('JOIN ' + channel)
				elif args[1] == 'KICK' and len(args) >= 4:
					chan   = args[2]
					kicked = args[3]
					if kicked == nickname and chan == channel:
						await asyncio.sleep(3)
						await self.raw(f'JOIN {channel} {key}') if key else await self.raw('JOIN ' + channel)
				elif args[1] == 'PART' and len(args) >= 3:
					chan = args[2]
					if chan == channel:
						nick = args[0].split('!')[0][1:]
						await self.action(nick, f'blows smoke in {nick}\'s face...')
				elif args[1] == 'PRIVMSG' and len(args) >= 4:
					nick = args[0].split('!')[0][1:]
					chan = args[2]
					msg  = ' '.join(args[3:])[1:]
					if chan ==  channel:
						if self.status:
							args = msg.split()
							if msg == '@cancer':
								await self.sendmsg(chan, bold + 'CANCER IRC Bot - Developed by acidvegas in Python - https://git.acid.vegas/cancer')
							elif msg == '@cancer stats':
								await self.sendmsg(chan, 'Chugged : {0} beers      {1}'.format(color(self.stats['chugged'], light_blue), color('({0:,} cases)'.format(int(self.stats['chugged']/24)), grey)))
								await self.sendmsg(chan, 'Smoked  : {0} cigarettes {1}'.format(color(self.stats['smoked'],  light_blue), color('({0:,} packs)'.format(int(self.stats['smoked']/24)),  grey)))
								await self.sendmsg(chan, 'Toked   : {0} joints     {1}'.format(color(self.stats['toked'],   light_blue), color('({0:,} grams)'.format(int(self.stats['toked']/3)),    grey)))
							elif msg in ('!100','!extendo','!fatfuck') and luck(100):
								if msg == '!fatfuck':
									self.fat = True
									await self.sendmsg(chan, '{0}{1}{2}'.format(color(' !!! ', red, green), color('AWWW SHIT, IT\'S TIME FOR THAT MARLBORO FATFUCK', black, green), color(' !!! ', red, green)))
								else:
									self.stats['hits'] = 100
									if msg == '!100':
										await self.sendmsg(chan, '{0}{1}{2}'.format(color(' !!! ', white, red), color('AWWW SHIT, IT\'S TIME FOR THAT NEWPORT 100', red, white), color(' !!! ', white, red)))
									else:
										await self.sendmsg(chan, '{0}{1}{2}'.format(color(' !!! ', red, green), color('OHHH FUCK, IT\'S TIME FOR THAT 420 EXTENDO', yellow, green), color(' !!! ', red, green)))
							elif args[0] == '!beer':
								if len(args) == 1:
									target = nick
								elif len(args) == 2:
									target = args[1]
								Generate.can(chan, target)
							elif msg == '!chainsmoke' and not self.event:
								self.status = False
								self.event  = 'chainsmoke'
								self.loops['chainsmoke'] = asyncio.create_task(self.loop_chainsmoke())
							elif msg == '!chug':
								if self.event == 'letschug':
									if nick in self.nicks:
										await self.sendmsg(chan, color(nick + ' you are already chuggin u wastoid!', light_green))
									else:
										self.nicks.append(nick)
										await self.sendmsg(chan, color(nick + ' joined the CHUG session!', light_green))
								else:
									if self.stats['sips'] <= 0:
										self.stats['sips'] = 8
										self.stats['chugged'] += 1
									for line in Generate.mug(self.stats['sips']):
										await self.sendmsg(chan, line)
									self.stats['sips'] -= random.choice((1,2))
							elif msg == '!dragrace' and not self.event:
								self.status = False
								self.event  = 'dragrace'
								self.loops['dragrace'] = asyncio.create_task(self.loop_dragrace())
							elif msg == '!letschug' and not self.event:
								self.event = 'letschug'
								self.loops['letschug'] = asyncio.create_task(self.loop_letschug(nick))
							elif msg == '!letstoke' and not self.event:
								self.event = 'letstoke'
								self.loops['letstoke'] = asyncio.create_task(self.loop_letstoke(nick))
							elif msg == '!nosmoking':
								self.status = False
								self.loops['nosmoking'] = asyncio.create_task(self.loop_nosmoking())
							elif msg in ('!smoke','!toke'):
								option = 'smoked' if msg == '!smoke' else 'toked'
								if self.event == 'letstoke' and msg == '!toke':
									if nick in self.nicks:
										await self.sendmsg(chan, color(nick + ' you are already toking u stoner!', light_green))
									else:
										self.nicks.append(nick)
										await self.sendmsg(chan, color(nick + ' joined the TOKE session!', light_green))
								else:
									if self.stats['hits'] <= 0:
										self.stats['hits'] = 25
										self.stats[option] += 1
										if self.fat:
											self.fat = False
										if self.event == 'chainsmoke' and msg == '!smoke':
											self.nicks[nick] = self.nicks[nick]+1 if nick in self.nicks else 1
											self.stats['chain'] += 1
										elif self.event == 'dragrace' and msg == '!smoke':
											await self.sendmsg(chan, 'It took {0} seconds for {1} to smoke a cigarette!'.format(color('{:.2f}'.format(time.time()-self.stats['drag']), light_blue), color(chan, white)))
											self.event = None
											self.stats['drag'] = 0
										elif luck(25) and msg == '!smoke':
											await self.raw(f'KILL {nick} CANCER KILLED {nick.upper()} - QUIT SMOKING TODAY! +1 800-QUIT-NOW')
									else:
										object = Generate.cigarette(self.stats['hits']) if msg == '!smoke' else Generate.joint(self.stats['hits'])
										cigarette = Generate.cigarette(self.stats['hits'])
										if self.fat:
											for i in range(3):
												await self.sendmsg(chan, object)
										else:
											await self.sendmsg(chan, object)
										self.stats['hits'] -= random.choice((1,2))
			except (UnicodeDecodeError, UnicodeEncodeError):
				pass
			except Exception as ex:
				error(self.display + 'fatal error occured', ex)
				break

# Main
asyncio.run(Bot().connect())