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@ -3,6 +3,7 @@
#
[cmd]
!! = "hueg 1,4,8"
1488 = "mode -b+l-b 0,5卐5!*@*0,5 1488 5*!*@0,5卍"
a = "play"
aaway = "away -all"
@ -21,7 +22,9 @@ b64e = "exec -o echo '$1-' | base64"
banhammer = "me is getting out the ban hammer! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▋ Ò╭╮Ó"
benis = "exec -o cat ascii/uncat/benis\ unban"
best = "say best $* in town;say best $* around"
bible = "exec -o grep -i ^'$* ' ascii/uncat/bible"
blog = "say Hi! It looks like you're blogging on IRC. Would you like to: 2[Add Comments] 2[e-Mail this to a Friend] 2[Digg This!] 6[Submit to Slashdot] 2[Add to del.icio.us] 5[Kill yourself because0⬉5 nobody cares]"
buttes = "play -fmt "$*" buttes4"
buttranged = "say you've just been HURT FEELINGS AND BUTT RANGED go drink ur moms bredt milk u fart commander i bet u hav a fetish FOR MEN LMAO ur just so made all the time its 2 easy 23 own u "i ilk to drinkj sperm from my sperm bottle while waring my sperm necklace" - u"
c = "connect"
cake = "prism -wr and no i'm not going to dye my dammed hair pink and bake a fucking cake"
@ -31,6 +34,7 @@ cia = "say CIA niggers glow in the dark. You can see them if you're driving. You
clear = "buffer clear"
clop = "yiff -clops"
cnotice = "notice $channel"
coffee = "play -fmt $1 coffee"
colourkill = "prism -xe هو ما نراه عندما تقوم الملونات بتعديل الضوء فيزيائيا بحيث تراه العين البشرية (تسمى عملية الاستجابة) ويترجم في الدماغ (تسمى عملية الإحساس التي يدرسها علم النفس). واللون هو أثر فيسيولوجي ينتج في شبكية العين، حيث يمكن للخلايا المخروطية القيام بتحليل ثلاثي اللون للمشاهد، سواء كان اللون ناتجاً عن المادة الصبغية الملونة أو عن الضوء الملون. إن ارتباط اللون مع الأشياء في لغتنا، يظهر في عبارات مثل "هذا الشيء أحمر اللون"، هو ارتباط مضلل لأنه لا يمكن إنكار أن اللون هو إحساس غير موجود إلا في الدماغ، أو الجهاز العصبي للكائنات الحية."
cowsay = "exec -pipe "/msg -server $server $channel " cowsay"
ctopic = "topic"
@ -49,12 +53,14 @@ down = "kloeri down"
dyk = "say 8(!) 1Did you know...;/m $channel 11/14=11\ ;/m $channel 11\ / $*"
e = "say 14╓13 $nick@weechat;/say 14╙─╴ $ $*;/exec -o $*\;EXIT=$?\;[ $EXIT != 0 ] && echo 4Exited with code $EXIT!"
efnet = "say Ugh, I'm so sick of $server. I'm moving to EfNet."
errantego = "msg * $1, $channel is a family friendly channel (meaning young eyes could be watching), please watch your language while you are in $channel...thank you. :-)"
ext = "exec -o /home/wowaname/ext.sh"
fakelag = "exec -pipe /say figlet -Fborder -Fgay -fterm Please disable Fakelag, $1!\;echo\;echo "Some clients limit commands sent at once so they don't get disconnected."\;echo 'This is often undesired as Good IRC Networks can handle flooding.'\;echo 'Certain clients allow easy removal of fakelag:'\;echo 'irssi :: /set cmd_queue_speed 0msec'\;echo '  /set cmds_max_at_once 0'\;echo '  /reconnect'\;echo 'WeeChat :: /set irc.server_default.anti_flood_prio_high 0'\;echo '  /save'\;echo 'HexChat :: /set net_throttle 0'\;echo 'ChatZilla :: /evals CIRCServer.prototype.MS_BETWEEN_SENDS = 0'\;echo 'ZNC :: /msg *controlpanel setnetwork floodburst $me $network 0'\;echo '  /msg *controlpanel setnetwork floodrate $me $network 0'"
figfonts = "exec -n ls /usr/share/figlet"
figlet = "exec -o figlet -w100 -Fcrop $*"
flashbang = "cflood -fg 0 -bg 8 FLASHBANG"
fortune = "exec -o bin/fortune.sh"
friends = "play -fmt "$nick\;$1" friends"
fuck = "mute python load text_replace.py;mute python load colo.py"
full = "figlet -f wideterm"
ganja = "me is away (4,4__8,8__3,3__1 SmOkInG ThE GaNjA 4,4__8,8__3,3__)"
@ -63,6 +69,7 @@ gentoo = "exec -o echo install `(cat /dev/urandom | tr -cd 'a-z' | head -c 1) 2>
gnu = "say I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as $2-, is in fact, $1/$2-, or as I've recently taken to calling it, $1 plus $2-."
gnulinux = "gnu GNU Linux"
gnusay = "cowsay -nfgnu < ascii/copypasta/gnulinux"
heart = "hueg 05,04 <3"
hop = "cycle"
hopflood = "exec -o sed 's@^@/part @\;s@$@\n/join@' ascii/*/"$1-""
host = "exec host"
@ -77,6 +84,7 @@ kickflood = "exec -o sed 's@^@/quote kick $channel $1 :@\;s@$@\n/forcejoin $1 $c
kkrop = "masshl /mode +o-b %n 1,1!*@0Welcome1.0to1.0the1.0Krusty1.0Krab"
ko = "kloeri knockout"
kset = "kloeri set"
link = "exec -o bin/linkgen.sh"
loljk = "say lol JK LOL JKlol JK LOL JKlol JK LOL JKlol JK LOL JKlol JK LOL JKlol JK LOL JK"
m = "msg"
mail = "n $channel You have unread messages from another user! Type /server mail read to read them."
@ -90,9 +98,11 @@ mv = "buffer move"
mvoice = "voice * -yes"
n = "notice"
nctcp = "notice $1 $2-"
nfj = "notice $1 You were forced to join $channel"
nickmsg = "exec -pipe /nick for i in $*\; do echo $i\; done"
niggas = "say niggas aint be real but that just be how it do"
offend = "msg * $1: I feel offended by your recent action(s). Please read http://stop-irc-bullying.eu/stop"
operation = "play -fmt "$*" operation"
oslap = "me slaps $1 around a bit with $2-."
oven = "exec -o bin/oven/oven"
p = "part"
@ -121,7 +131,7 @@ sadmac = "say سمَـَّوُوُحخ ̷̴̐خ ̷̴̐خ ̷̴̐خ امارتيخ
say = "msg *"
sc = "mute autojoin --run;mute save;print Channels and options saved"
set_append = "eval /set $1 "\${$1},$2-""
shrug = "exec -o echo '¯\_(˙͜>˙)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(シ)_/¯ ¯\_(ベ)_/¯ ¯\_(じ)_/¯ ¯\_(ぐ)_/¯ ¯\_(ヾ)_/¯ ¯\_(ゞ)_/¯ ¯\_(:^))_/¯' | tr " " "\n" | shuf | head -n1"
shrug = "exec -o echo '¯\_('`echo '˙͜>˙ ツ シ ベ じ ぐ ヾ ゞ :^)' | tr \ "\n" | shuf | head -1`')_/¯'"
sj = "server jump"
slap = "me slaps $1 around a bit with a large trout."
sln = "ison q w e r t y u i o p { };print [ ] q w e r t y u i o p { };ison a s d f g h j k l ~ [ ];print [ ] a s d f g h j k l ~ [ ];ison z x c v b n m _ ^ ` \ |;print [ ] z x c v b n m _ ^ ` \ |"
@ -142,12 +152,13 @@ umode = "mode $nick"
undim = "trigger del dim_$server_$1; print \---\t$1 is no longer dimmed"
unfuck = "mute python unload text_replace;mute python unload colo"
unsplit = "bar show nicklist;/window merge"
urgay = "ato $1 youaregay"
urgay = "ato $* youaregay"
urslow = "exec -o head -n17 ascii/pp4l/youaregay | sed s/^/$1:\ /\; sleep 1\; head -n33 ascii/pp4l/youaregay | tail -n16 | sed s/^/$1:\ /\; sleep 1\; tail -n17 ascii/pp4l/youaregay | sed s/^/$1:\ /"
v = "ctcp $1 version"
w = "who"
wc = "buffer close"
webirc = "/exec -pipe "/exec host" python -c 'print ".".join(str(int("$1"[i:i+2],16)) for i in xrange(0,8,2))'"
whisper = "/notice $1 [$channel] $2-;/print \-\tPvNotice($1): $2-"
wi = "whois"
wii = "whois $1 $1"
wiki = "exec -o LANGS=(en chr dv km glk ka he ms fa ba ru sa ta zh-yue ur hy kn ml ne war bh gu tg wuu or arc mzn lo pnb got bo as ti cr xmf tcy)\;wget -q -O- "https://${LANGS[$RANDOM % ${#LANGS[@]}]}.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random" | pup title | sed '2!d\;s|^ \(.*\) [-–—] .*$|\1|g'"