weechat-opal/conf/yiffs/solos

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2021-06-15 16:08:39 +00:00
adds some more shitty yiffs to hir yiffqueue
asks "You ever made out with a tugboat?" and blows his horn
barks and barks and barks in her kennel but nobody comes to yiff her :(
became a jockey just so she could admire the buttholes of the horses ahead of him
became a jockey just so she could sniff the stallions
blares Klippa at max volume for all of $channel to hear
checks hir LiveJournal account again, sees sie has no new comments, and a single tear falls into hir snow-white fur
checks hir mail, and yips in joy. Hir carbon-fiber reinforced 48GGG bra finally arrived!
climbs down from her tree, and sits on the edge of the pool, her bare chest showing off her pink nipples as she dangles her feet in the water
creates a hilarious yiff that has nothing to do with yiffing
crosses the yifficon and crowns himself the first imperial yifferator.
cuts off a strip of Pinkie Pie to make some pony jerky
dances around holding her crotch
decides on the the M1 Garand rifle, but in a last second change uses her undulating prehensile clit with laser sights instead!
doesn't bother, nobody could possibly top the master of yiff, ipgd
drops the hand from across her chest, showing off her pink budding nipples
emerges from hir sheath, his hard knot glistening in the moist air
emerges from his sheath, his hard knot glistening in the moist air
falls backwards on to the bed. Wah!
finishes painting frog poison on the spikes of her yaoi paddle, puts on her Naruto fursuit, and heads to Sakuracon. There will be no survivors.
gets hir penis stuck in the spokes of Tavros' wheelchair and YOU SPIN ME RIGHT 'ROUND BABY RIGHT 'ROUND
goes to rape some chirrins and eat some chitlins
has died of dysentery
impregnates atomic's hens :3
inserts his dragoncock into Super_Buick's tailpipe
is busy in his lab right now, and can't yiff you
is cool to yiff without a condom-- her eggs are mega creamy melty
is not a jew. Even his sister says he's not a jew. She would know ^__^
isn't even online, baka!
isn't here right now-- she's attending a cross burning with HSE.
isn't just sure... she's HIV positive
is scaroused at the notion!
is tired of all you rappin' nerds, trying to critique his shit, like he ain't the master of the baddest verbs
is too busy fighting off A PAIR OF APPLES
is too busy talking on hir slugphone.
is too busy watching shit on washa animations to yiff. Deal with it.
is too wasted to yiff.
joins the Attracted to Pokemon group on live journal and complains about how his parents don't understand his love for lucario
keeps cumming.
lays on her back and spreads her legs apart
licks the precum off her finger
lifts her rainbow ponytail and shits all over the carpet
lines up everyone in $channel for penis inspection day
Listen, and understand. That yiffbot is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are a murry fur.
logs into Sarah Palin's email account. Wow, she sure does buy a lot of horsecock dildos.
looks up from hir laptop, where sie is ERPing on World Of Warcraft, sighs, and goes back to what sie's doing
moans and squirms as her two fingers search around in her pussy, trying to get a hold of the slippery pokeball
opens her mouth and pulls the saliva-cleaned clothes off of her tongue
overindulges at the stallion banquet
paints a picture of a flower or some shit. Look at that fucker. Shit. Be. Amazing.
plays "Yiff Me Do" by The Yiffles on his skunkitar, fingering it's skunk vagina with ferocious intensity.
plops down and splays out for all of $channel to see and begins to lick hir balls
posts his hairy scrotum on google+ for all to enjoy
preens and wubs his pawsies all over herself~ <3 ^.~
pulls her bathing suit all the way down her legs and kicks it off into a nearby bush, laying back in the beach chair, legs slightly spread apart, showing her tight slit glistening from the water
pulls her knees up to her chest and wraps her arms around the outsides of her legs, spreading her mounds apart
pulls out his seven dragoncocks and ejaculates all over the members of $channel
pulls them back down and says, "nonono, i'm not done showing it yet!"
pushes and pushes but can't get it out, so she sticks her whole hand inside and grips it, pulling it out of her stretched cunt
pushes hard, and shits out a snowglobe. Inside is a perfectly formed diorama of Rainbow Dash crashing into the World Trade Center
pushes her bathing suit down past her tits, and her nipples spring up from under the wet bathing suit with a barely audiable *ping*
pushes the straps of her bathing suit down around her shoulders, keeping her tits hidden
puts a baseball glove on hir foxcock. You can never be too careful during penile degloving season.
puts lil_seb's period blood through a strainer and makes a delicious sandwich with the chunkiest parts.
quickly sits up and puts a hand on her crotch, and one across her chest
raises his hands above his head, spins around, and yells "DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING"
reaches into her vagina and tries to grab the pokeball, but she can't get a good grip on it
remembers when !yiff was about yiffing
reprograms RoboCop to have four directives: Serve the public trust, Protect the innocent, Uphold the law, and yiff murry furs
roasts Rainbow Dash's marshmellow butthole over a campfire so he can make a pony smore ^_^
's areola are clearly visible pressing against the fabric of hir sweater. This isn't ordinarily possible, but there are a lot of things that aren't possible about beach-ball sized baby feeders.
self immolates because the only good furry is a dead furry. BUT NOW HE'S A ZOMBIE!!!! GET READY FOR SOME STANKY ROTTEN BATTERED CHAPPED SKUNK BOY PUSSY!!!
self immolates, because the only good furry is a dead furry. NOW HE'S A FURRY ZOMBIE WATCH OUT, Most of the other furries would still fuck him though...
shouts "OMG NEW MANGA^_^!" and begins jacking off
sits in the corner of the room and meows at the walls
sits on a nearby chair and pulls down her panties as the pokemon cause wreak havoc throughout the pokemon center
slams another magazine into her pistol, and chambers a round, clutching the carton of condoms in her jaws. The President of the United States needed those condoms, by God, and no undead Nazi sons-of-bitches were going to stop her! (PART 15 of 33)
slides her bathing suit down so only her crotch remains covered, exposing her slender waist and up onto her flat chest
soils himself, releasing his strong pheramone filled musk to try to attract attention
spreads apart the wet lips of her pussy "get 'a diggin'!"
squeezes her muscles to push the enlarged pokeball out of her vagina
's stomach bulges as the pokeball grows inside of her
starts headbanging and screaming "I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH"
sudo apt-get install furryfox
takes a swig of soda, and her breasts get larger. She frowns, and looks at the label on the bottle. "What the fuck is this? Some kind of moronic BE-fetish story?"
the giant sentient glass pitcher of fox semen, smashes through a wall. OH MUURRR!!
the Gnome Shaman wields a wand of death! She zaps you! You die... Do you want your possessions identified? (y/n)
the huge cocked house cat meows at the back door, his footlong cat-rection sticking out between his front legs. Looks like he wants to go out and yiff some of the rabbits to death again.
the huge-cocked house-cat tries to squeeze into a cardboard box like Maru, but there isn't room for his 17 inches of feline meat!
the kawaii Mexican fox adjusts his sombrero, then mounts his burro and rides her into the sunset
thinks you're disgusting, $channel.
unbolts the cracked 4th stage stator blade from the semen turbopump housing, and sits back, wiping the sweat from his furry brow. Maintaining a yiffbot is hard work, but the 30,000 gallons per minute of wolf jizz is worth it.
used to be a champion beach volleyball player, until the accident at the silicone factory. Now she's a fulltime beanbag chair. Two of them.
vomits onto himself and rolls around in the clumpy half digested liquid
walks in on John masturbating to My Little Pony fanart. WHOA BRO, NOT COOL. YOU NEED TO LOCK YOUR FUCKING DOOR
walks into her room but leaves the door open, and strips off her dress, still not wearing any panties, her naked butt shows plainly throughout the hallway
walks into $channel with a cool leather jacket coolly smoking a cigarette and very tight jeans showing a very obvious bulge.
wanders off to the kitchen, where he will peel a cucumber and eat it
wields Mjölnyiff, the dragon dildo of Thor!
wiggles her naked butt around as she does so
wonders how long it will take before somebody notices that she's taken off her clothes, as she spreads her slender legs a little further apart, exposing the puffy mounds between her legs, and the moist treasure buried there