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<jumb0> ok so first i notice she has man hands
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<jumb0> and im a soldier so im still gonna do it
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<jumb0> and i notice that her neck is as big around as my leg
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<jumb0> but im still gonna do it
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<jumb0> so we get by her house and she wants steak and shake so i buy like a gentleman
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<jumb0> and she orders double fries
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<jumb0> that was the second sign of doom
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<jumb0> so we get to her house and i swear to god
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<jumb0> i felt like i walked into a room outta the texas chainsaw massacre
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<jumb0> theres a big dent in her bed where she sleeps
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<jumb0> and im kinda nervous but shit whatever
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<jumb0> so she makes me massage her back and her ass
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<jumb0> and i do it cuz im too nice or something
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<jumb0> so after a bit of this she wants me to go down on her
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<jumb0> but shes in doggy style position
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<jumb0> and she wants me to lick her ass whileim down there
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<jumb0> im og so im sucking the devils onion ring
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<jumb0> and then i start eating at the y
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<jumb0> but shes kinda big so i gotta get my face in it
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<jumb0> and its hard to breathe so my nose is in her cunt
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<jumb0> and i guess i was blowing air in there cuz after a bit she flipped over and let outa wicked queef
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<jumb0> so then im going down on her and shes pushing my face all in it
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<jumb0> and im kinda suffocating down there
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<jumb0> but i keep doing my job and get her off
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<jumb0> so i ask for some head
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<jumb0> I had to think of everything but her and try my hardest but i got off
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<jumb0> and then i go back down on her while im limp
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<jumb0> and its ok
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<jumb0> so i start hitting it soon enough and i had to summon all my might to stay up for the occaison
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<jumb0> and eventually she squirts on me and said she didnt know if she came
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<jumb0> but she got up to piss and im kinda happy about this
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<jumb0> then i go to piss and im feeling guilty so i poured listerine on my dick to wash off the sorrow
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<jumb0> this was a bad idea btw
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<jumb0> so i passed out later and in the morning this sorta repeated
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<jumb0> and im gonna cry myself to sleep for ever now
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* r3my picks jaw up off floor.
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<r3my> what kind of bitch are you?
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<jumb0> i did it for the lulz r3my
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<jumb0> i did it for the lulz |