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TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE!
Promoted by Roy Earl Smith and sponsored by:
. : Highstar Incorporated Stuffer Shack
;;,. ;;; Soonan Simsense NERPS
[[[[, ,[[[[, Mitsuhama MCT Seattle Ares Macrotechnology
$$$$$$$$"$$$ Computer Sakura Studios Chrysler-Nissan
888 Y88" 888o Technologies Ford Motor Company Gaeatronics
MMM M' "MMM The Horizon Group Aztechnology
On-site medical services kindly provided by the DocWagon Limited Liability Corp.
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\________). | '_ \| | __/ __| BRAWL
/ ' _' _\ | |_) | | |_\__ \ IN THE
/':. (X) /__) |_.__/|_|\__|___/ SPRAWL
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|': ; / \ /_/ The baddest, killingest, most ruthless and
/ ; `"`" } anticipated mixed-martial arts and melee
;_____________{ weapons combat event in the world!!!!!!!!!
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{=()=} Watch as hundreds of combatants meet in Seattle to
'-()=} fight for a grand prize of 250,000 nuyen!!!!!!!!!!
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'o ' They'll tear eachother to BITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TO BE BROADCAST LIVE ON PPV MATRIX STREAM IN BOTH HIGH-RES AND SIMSENSE.
CALL YOUR MSP AND RESERVE YOUR ORDER FOR BITS TODAY!
CALL TICKETMASTER FOR TICKETS. THEY'RE ALMOST SOLD OUT SO GET ON IT FAST!
POTENTIAL COMBATANTS:
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Allowed: Not allowed:
* Fists, Armor * Guns
* Melee Weapons * Explosives
* Performance-enhancing drugs * Poisoning your opponent
* Magical spells and talents * Outside assistance
* Bioware, Cyberware * Being a fucking crybaby
* Being a fucking badass when you lose or get hurt
ENTRANCE FEE: 10,000 NUYEN
[OOC: Reply on the forums, mudmail Roy, or email gluttony@gmail.com to enter. ]
[After 15 days I will post tournament match tiers on the forums. Every player ]
[will resolve their matches in RP PVP combat, preferably led by an imm. This ]
[tournament will be in a double elimination format. After all but two players ]
[are elminated there will be a championship match. If both players going into ]
[the championship match have no losses, it will be judged best two of three. ]
[All PVP matches must be logged. Entrance fee may be waved to those who post a]
[good story about why their character decided to enter the tournament. ]
[TO CLAIM FULL GRAND PRIZE, A CHAMPIONSHIP FIGHTER MUST AGREE TO A PDEATH AND ]
[PMAIM MATCH. GRAND PRIZE AWARDED MAY BE REDUCED IF THE WINNING PLAYER DID ]
[NOT AGREE. AGREEMENT MAY BE ASYNCHRONOUS, IE, ONE PLAYER MAY AGREE TO PDEATH ]
[AND THE OTHER MAY NOT........................................................]
TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE!