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76 lines
1.9 KiB
Plaintext
FUCK YOU
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WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT?
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I GON KICK YOU ASS
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YOUR WOMAN LIVED YOU ALONE
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WE HAVE MERIDIA AND PHENTERMINE
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I BET YOU THINK THAT ALL OF THESE STORIES ARE PRETEND BUT GUESS WHAT THIS ONE IS FOR REAL!
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WHEN YOU'RE ON A PICNIC
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NEED THAT EXTRA KICK IN BED?
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BECAUSE OF SHE HAVE SEX
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WE HAVE VIAGRA AND THE ALL NEW CIALIS (THE SUPER VIAGRA)
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HOW DO I KNOW?
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YO WHAT'S UP MAN
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SOMETIMES PEOPLE CALL IT "MAGIC LUBRICANT"
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WITH YOUR FRIEND
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HOT DOGS ARE MIGHTY GOOD THIS WAY
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SOMETIMES "POWER BOTTLE"
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NEED HELP SLEEPING?
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WELL I KNOW BECAUSE I AM LOOKING AT YOU AND I KNOW ALL OF YOUR SECRETS!
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MY FUCKING NAME
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I WANT TWO BEEF PATTIES
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WE HAVE AMBIEN
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BUT WHEN YOU'RE HERE AT THE THEATER
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IS TAKA MICHINOKU
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WHY?
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HIS DONG IS BIGGER TO YOURS
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ARE YOU IN PAIN?
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I EVEN KNOW YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL.
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HOT DOGS ARE AT THEIR BEST
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SPECIAL SAUCE
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AN AMAZING ERECTION
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NEED PAIN RELIEF?
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AND THIS IS MAIN REASON OF LEAVE
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ONIONS
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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
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WITHIN SECONDS
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WE HAVE VICODIN, HYDROCODONE, AND ULTRAM
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WE START WITH THE CHOICEST FRANKS
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TOMATOES
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ONE DAY I LOOKED AT YOU IN THE BATH ROOM.
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IS GUARANTEED TO YOU
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LETTUCE
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YOU WANNA BIT ME
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ARE YOUR MUCLES TIGHT?
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DON'T WORRY CHAP
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COOK THEM UNTIL THEY'RE JUST RIGHT
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NEED A MUSCLE RELAXER?
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DOUBLE STRENGTH ORGASM AND FULL SATISFACTION
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ON A SESAME SEED BUN
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HA
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WE HAVE SOMA
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MAYBE I WILL BREAK SOMETHING AND TELL EVERYBODY IT WAS YOU.
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MAKE AVAILABLE YOUR FAVORITE SEASONINGS
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NOW YOU HAVE GOOD CHANCE
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NOBODY BIT MEEE
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THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE WAITING FOR
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FROM SEX
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NEED TO STOP SMOKING?
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THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME.
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AND LEAVE THE REST TO YOU
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TO INCREASE YOUR MACHINE LENGTH
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ON A SESAME SEED BUN YA BIG DUMMY
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IF YOU WANT
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WE HAVE ZYBAN
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COME OVA HEA
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BUT GUESS WHAT?
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DEPRESSED?
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LOT OF MEN ALL OVER THE WORLD HAVE ENLARGE
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EVERYONE LIKES OUR HOT DOGS
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I GONNA
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WE CARRY ANTI-DEPRESSANTS
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KICK YOU
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WE HAVE PROZAC, XANAX, VALIUM, AND PAXIL
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AT PRESENT IT'S YOUR TURN
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WHY NOT GO GET ONE FOR EVERYONE RIGHT NOW
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I AM A DEAD SKULL!!!
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AAASSSSS |