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{nick}, Yo mama's so big her belly button's got an echo.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so big she can't wear an X jacket cause choppers keep landing on her back
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{nick}, Yo mama's so big she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide
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{nick}, Yo mama's so big that they had to change "One size fits all" to "One size fits most"
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{nick}, Yo mama's so big when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so big when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway
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{nick}, Yo mama's so big, it takes her 2 hours just to haul ass.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall!
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat butt out of the way.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat her blood type is Ragu
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat her college graduation picture was an aerial.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat her yearbook picture is an aerial
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat n black she jumped in the ocean and they bungee jumped and went straight to hell
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she can't even tie her own shoes.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she can't reach her back pocket.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she can't wear Daisey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she dries her pants in the driveway
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she eats biscuits like tic tacs
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she eats wheat thicks.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she has more nooks and crannies than Thomas' English Muffin.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she influences the tides.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Chicago, NY...
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she sat on a quarter and squished a booger out of George Washington's nose
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she sat on the corner and the police came & said "break it up!"
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she shows up on radar.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H D
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she uses a hula hoop to hold up her socks
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she wears a VCR for a beeper.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat that she can't tie her own shoes.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat they had to baptize her at Sea World
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat uses blanket as a washcloth
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat that when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat that when I took her to the beach, little kids surrounded her yelling, "Free Willy! Free Willy!"
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat that when she backs up she beeps
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat that when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat that when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat that when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat that when she sits around the house she REALLY sits AROUND the house
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat that when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads "One at a time, please"
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat that when she wears a red dress people yell "Hey Kool-Aid!"
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat that when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat that when the bitch goes to an all You can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat that when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat you smell like bacon at 90 degrees
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{nick}, Yo mama's so fat, when she travels, she's gotta make two trips.
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Yo mama was so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so dumb she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops
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{nick}, Yo mama's so dumb she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so dumb she sat on TV & watched the couch
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{nick}, Yo mama's so dumb she thought St Ides was a Catholic church.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so dumb she took a spoon to the Super Bowl
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{nick}, Yo mama's so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so dumb that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
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{nick}, Yo mama's so dumb, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
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{nick}, Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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{nick}, Yo mama's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so dumb, when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
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{nick}, Yo mama's so dumb, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid he got a part time job painting skittles
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levis?"
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid she jumped out the window and went up
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid she said, "What's that letter after X" and I said, "Y," she said, "Cause I wanna know"
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test & failed.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid she thought BOYZ2MEN was a daycare center.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid she thought meow mix was a record for cats
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on soul train
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid that she got hit by a parked car.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a haircut.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid that she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid when she saw "under 17 not admitted" sign, she went home and got 16 friends
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid when Yo dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen her since.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid, she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stupid, that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "sorry, no professionals."
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly that she had to get her baby drunk just so she could breastfeed.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly her face is closed on weekends!
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the mamas to play with her.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly I took her to haunted house and she came out with a job application
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "thanks for bringing her back
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly that instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly that just after she was born, her mama said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly she scares the roaches away.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly that Yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly the doctor is still smacking her ass
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly they know what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock!
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly that when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly that when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly that when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly that when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly that when she was born the doctor smacked everyone.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly that when she was born, her mama saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped HER mama!
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly your dad first met her at the pound
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{nick}, Yo mama's so ugly that you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies
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Yo mama was such an ugly baby that her parents had to feed her with slingshots.
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When Yo mama was born they had to take her out of the trash can cause doctor said "Throw this shit away!"
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{nick}, Yo mama's so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so greasy she sweats Crisco
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{nick}, Yo mama's so greasy she uses bacon as a band aid
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{nick}, Yo mama's so greasy when she slid into second she ended in Detroit
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{nick}, Yo mama's so hairy Bigfoot takes pictures of her
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{nick}, Yo mama's so hairy her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock
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{nick}, Yo mama's so hairy looks like a Chia Pet with a sweater on
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{nick}, Yo mama's so hairy she has afros on her nipples
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{nick}, Yo mama's so nasty she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles
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{nick}, Yo mama's so nasty she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!
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{nick}, Yo mama's so nasty I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection
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{nick}, Yo mama's so nice she'd give me the hair off her back
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{nick}, Yo mama's so smelly, that her shit is glad to escape.
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Yo mama smells like hot ass on a cold day.
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Yo mama smells so bad her Sure deodorant is confused and her Secret told on her.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stank she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down and Ban come off strike
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stank that her shit is glad to escape.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stank, you're like Shaquille O'Neal... You don't fake the funk!!
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{nick}, Yo mama's so stanky she gets sourdough yeast infections
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{nick}, Yo mama's drawers are so funky the roaches check in but they don't check out
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{nick}, Yo mama's got a 4 dollar weave and don't know when to leave.
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{nick}, Yo mama's got 1 leg longer than other and they call her call her hip hop
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{nick}, Yo mama's got 1 toe & 1 knee and they call her Tony
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{nick}, Yo mama's got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
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{nick}, Yo mama's got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
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{nick}, Yo mama's got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
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{nick}, Yo mama's got a wooden leg with branches.
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{nick}, Yo mama's got an afro, with a chin strap!!!!
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{nick}, Yo mama's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.
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{nick}, Yo mama's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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{nick}, Yo mama's got more crust than bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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{nick}, Yo mama's got more weave than a mama in traffic.
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{nick}, Yo mama's got no legs and always talking about how she used to kick it
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{nick}, Yo mama's got one ear, talking bout she wants to hear both sides of the story
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{nick}, Yo mama's got one eye, one leg, one arm and one knee and they call her UNO
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{nick}, Yo mama's got snakeskin teeth.
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{nick}, Yo mama's got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys.
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{nick}, Yo mama's got so many rings around belly she's gotta screw her underwear on.
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{nick}, Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her toungue is in jail.
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{nick}, Yo mama's got so much hair under her arms, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
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{nick}, Yo mama's got three fingers and a banjo.
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{nick}, Yo mama's got three teeth...one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
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{nick}, Yo mama's got two wooden legs and one is one backward.
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Yo mama has one arm and swims in circles
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Yo mama has 10 fingers - all on the same hand.
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Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
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Yo mama has a 'fro with warning lights.
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Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
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Yo mama has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back.
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Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
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Yo mama has one ear and a burnt potato chip
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Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
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Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.
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Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
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Yo mama has one short arm and can't applaud.
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Yo mama has one short leg and walks in circles.
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Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on
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{nick}, Yo mama's so black if she sat in a Jacuzzi the water would turn into coffee
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{nick}, Yo mama's so black she bleeds smoke
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{nick}, Yo mama's so black she drinks water and pees coffee.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so black she went to night school and was marked absent.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so black that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime
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{nick}, Yo mama's so black when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on leather pants
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{nick}, Yo mama's so black when the police shot at her the bullets came back for flashlights
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{nick}, Yo mama's so black when you go swimming it looks like an oil spill.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so black, if they put you in a bottle you'd be a Pepsi
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{nick}, Yo mama's so black, when she eats a tootsie roll, she's gotta wear white gloves to keep from chewing her fingers off.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so black if she had a red light she'd be a beeper.
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Yo family's so black when they hold hands look like a stretch limo
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{nick}, Yo mama's so short she has to cuff her underwear.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so short she can play handball on the curb.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so short she poses for trophies
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{nick}, Yo mama's so short you could see her feet on her driver's license
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{nick}, Yo mama's so skinny her nipples touch.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so skinny I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma
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{nick}, Yo mama's so skinny if she had dreads I's grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor
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{nick}, Yo mama's so skinny she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant
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{nick}, Yo mama's so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so small, the side of the Greyhound bus has a puppy
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{nick}, Yo mama's so tall she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun
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{nick}, Yo mama's so tall when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
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{nick}, Yo mama's so tall, if she did a back-flip she'd kick Jesus in the mouth.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so tall, she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
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{nick}, Yo mama's so old I told her to act her age and the bitch dropped dead.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so old she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block
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{nick}, Yo mama's so old she owes Jesus a nickel.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so old she owes Moses a quarter.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so old she's got Jesus' beeper number.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so old when god said "let there be light" she was there to flick the switch
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{nick}, Yo mama's so old when Moses split the Red Sea, she was on the other side fishing
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{nick}, Yo mama's so old when she reads the bible she reminisces
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{nick}, Yo mama's so old, her birthday's expired.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so old, she co-wrote one of the Ten Commandments.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so old, she farts out dust.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so old, she used to babysit Jesus.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Moving."
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{nick}, Yo mama's so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so poor your TV got 2 channels: On and Off
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{nick}, Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
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{nick}, Yo mama's so poor, the only time she smelled hot food was when a rich man farted!
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{nick}, Yo mama's so poor, when your family watches TV, they go to Sears.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so poor, Yo family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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{nick}, Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
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{nick}, Yo mama's booty is so big if you tell her to haul ass she gotta make 2 trips
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{nick}, Yo mama's breath is so stank we don't know whether you need gum or toilet paper
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{nick}, Yo mama's breath is so stank when she exhales her teeth have to duck
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{nick}, Yo mama's breath is so stank needs odor eaters
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{nick}, Yo mama's butt is so bony she put her drawers on and cut them in two
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{nick}, Yo mama's butt is so big it looks like 2 pigs fighting over milk duds
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{nick}, Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
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{nick}, Yo mama's feet so big her sneakers need license plates
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{nick}, Yo mama's forehead's so big you could show slides on it.
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{nick}, Yo mama's gums so black she spits Chocolate Milk
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{nick}, Yo mama's gums so black that she spits Yoo Hoo
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{nick}, Yo mama's hair is so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
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{nick}, Yo mama's hair's nappier than a goat's ass.
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{nick}, Yo mama's head is so big she has to wash her hair at Niagara Falls
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{nick}, Yo mama's head is so big, it shows up on radar.
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{nick}, Yo mama's head is so big, she doesn't have dreams, she has movies
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{nick}, Yo mama's head is so little could wear fruit loops as head rags
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{nick}, Yo mama's head is so nappy when she combs her hair her teeth bleed
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{nick}, Yo mama's head is so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
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{nick}, Yo mama's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
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{nick}, Yo mama's legs are so hairy if she had fur coat & a banana they'd stick her back in the zoo.
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{nick}, Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair
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{nick}, Yo mama's teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter
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{nick}, Yo mama's teeth so rotten when she smiles they look like dice
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{nick}, Yo mama's teeth so yellow she spits butter
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{nick}, Yo mama's teeth so yellow when she yawns traffic slows down
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{nick}, Yo mama's been on welfare so long they put her face on the food stamps.
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{nick}, Yo mama's blind and seeing another man.
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{nick}, Yo mama's car's so ugly, someone broke in just to steal The CLUB.
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{nick}, Yo mama's cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
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{nick}, Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
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{nick}, Yo mama's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving
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{nick}, Yo mama's house is so dusty the roaches ride around on dune buggies
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{nick}, Yo mama's house is so small she can't even order a large pizza
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{nick}, Yo mama's I was walking down the street with Yo mama and they started shooting, they said hit the dirt and everyone jumped on {nick}, Yo mama's back
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{nick}, Yo mama's in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna push me 'round no more."
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{nick}, Yo mama's middle name is Rambo.
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{nick}, Yo mama's missing a finger and can't count past 9.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so backwards she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so bald her hair looks like stitches.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so bald she curls her hair with rice.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so bullheaded when she showers she gets brainwashed
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{nick}, Yo mama's so cheap, instead of buying a fire alarm, she hangs Jiffy Pop from the ceiling.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so easy that when she heard Santa Claus say, "HO HO HO!" she thought she was getting it three times.
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{nick}, Yo mama's so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
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{nick}, Yo mama's such a whore that I could've been Yo daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.
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{nick}, Yo mama's twice the man you are.
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Yo mama drives a peanut.
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Yo mama said she liked seafood, so I gave her crabs.
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Yo mama sets off car alarms when she runs.
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Yo mama was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
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Yo mama was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
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Yo mama watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
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Yo mama waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
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Yo mama wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
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Yo maxi pad is so thick you could bend over and deflect bullets.
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I just saw Yo mama walking down the hall with a mattress strapped to her back asking for volunteers!
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I saved {nick}, Yo mama's life today...I killed a shit-eating mama on the way over.
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I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
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If my mama had a face as ugly as {nick}, Yo mama's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
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The difference between Yo mama and 747: not everyone's been on a 747.
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The guys like to shop at {nick}, Yo mama's favorite store, the gap. |