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sht got some sahara balls irl. prolly flaky as shit. has to put lotion on them to avoid being so itchy due to dryness
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if you look at shts balls long enough they might "appear" wet, but it is a just a mirage due to being so dry
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sht got dehydrated grapes in his pants
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men ride camels on shts balls all weekend
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shts balls look like an empty swimming pool
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shts actually lives in california and his balls get forest fires on the pubes from being so dry
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sht has naturally hydrophobic testicles like they have a permanent layer of RAIN-X applied to it
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licking shts balls prolly feels like licking sandpaper thats been in the microwave for 15 seconds
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sht doesnt have sperm in his testicles, only SAND
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sht going to apply moisturizer to his balls rn
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sht got eczema on his balls
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sht got a cactus growing out of his balls instead of a penis
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sht balls act like a flint when he walks and they rub together
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