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<><>----/ HI I AM 3,4,METHYLENEDIOXYMETHYLAMPHETAMINE
-___- hi i am an SSRI like prozac or zoloft.
-___- i have an even higher affinity for the reuptake port than MDMA!
-___- take a bunch of me and i'll stop nasty chemicals like MAO from flooding into your axon. that's no good!
-___- i'll also help you recover quicker from the depression since i am artificially elevating levels of serotonin
-___- don't take me too early, though. remember what i said about greater affinity?
( * * * * * * * * )-___- <><>----/ HEY I'M ECSTACY. LET ME IN SO I CAN WORK MY MAGIC
( * * * * * * * * )-___- NO U DINNINT <><>----/
AH FUCK I JUST WASTED $25