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69 lines
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You niggers, listen now.
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I'm gonna tell ya how
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To keep from getting tortured when the Klan is on the prowl.
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Stay at home at night,
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And lock your doors up tight.
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Don't go outside, or else you'll find
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Those crosses a-burnin' bright!
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Now I know you won't believe me,
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So I'm gonna tell you why
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The Kajun Ku Klux Klan is gonna get you by and by.
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I'm warning you that when I'm through,
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You're going to change you're tune.
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This story's bout a NIGGA!
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His name was Levi Coon.
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He walked into a café.
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He thought he'd get a bite.
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He thought that they would serve him,
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Since they passed the Civil Right.
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The waitress told him "No",
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And that he'd better go.
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He said, "No mam, my Uncle Sam,
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Say I don't have ta go!"
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So he sat there in that café,
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Being stubborn as a mule.
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No matter what she said,
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He wouldn't get up off that stool.
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He sat there like a jackass,
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Said, "I'm gonna demonstrate!
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I came in here ta eat,
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An' I ain't leavin' till I'z ate!"
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The waitress had enough.
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She said, "I'll call your bluff".
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She said, "If we can't treat you right,
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We'll have to treat you rough".
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The phone was in her hands.
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She gave him one more chance.
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He wouldn't go and so she called,
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The Kajun Ku Klux Klan!
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When he saw them Kajuns comin',
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Levi knew it was too late.
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His eyes popped out his head,
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And his kinky hair got straight!
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He said, "O' lawzy, White folk,
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I didn't mean a thing!
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Why did I have to listen
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To that demonstrator King?"
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Now, niggers, understand.
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They tied up both his hands.
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He was at the mercy of the Kajun Ku Klux Klan!
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I knew just what they'd do.
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Levi knew it, too.
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I knew what kind of torture
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They would put that nigger through!
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Now, the moral of this story
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Is plain as it can be.
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Niggers, mind your business!
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And let us White folk be!
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You'd better heed my warning,
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And try to understand,
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Don't you demonstrate,
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Around the Kajun Ku Klux Klan!
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