ircart/ircart/sort/middleman.txt

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I AM IN A SITUATION. I HAVE POSSESSION OF LARGE AMMOUNTS OF SULFUR MUSTARD GAS, AND VERY LARGE AMMOUNTS OF STINGER
MISSILES! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THESE FUCKIN THINGS... SOMEONE BUY THEM OFF OF ME, I WILL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR
TIME. I AM WILLING TO ACCEPT BAZOOKA JOE BUBBLE GUM COMIC WRAPPERS OR STOLEN SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS. WE WILL USE
DANIEL INOUYE (D-HI) AS A MIDDLEMAN, TO INCREASE SECURITY. THANKS FOR LISTENING