ircart/ircart/sort/jews26.txt

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Annoying Jews is quickly becoming a sport more than just a thing you do when
bored. A good way to get them pissed is to call them up out of the fone book
(There easy to spot names make it simple- Goldstein, Goldwater, Goldberg,
just about anything that ends in 'stein', 'water','berg', or 'man' will be
a Fuckin Jew. When you finally spot a Jew in the fone book, be sure to
give them a call and ark them if they want to give a donation to the Egyptian
Weaponry Fund. If you really hate the bastards, then card them a couple sides
of Pork. I'm sure they'll enjoy it to the fullest!! Another thing you can do
to fuck up a Jew is steal his cap and put a little propeller on it. That'll
really get his heart pumping, he may even try to pick a fight with you. Not
to worry! There so small that they can hardly reach your face anyway. Just give
them a good hit on there little melonheads. Oh, and also make sure that you
give a good, hard kick in the Balls to ensqre that no future Jewbags can be
produced(Afterall, were trying to rid the earth on this punishment bestowed
on us from God).