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<+gasjews> IF YOU LOG THIS CHANNEL YOU NEED ANOTHER HD
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<+aleatoric> JEWS DIDN'T INTEND FOR THE TOWERS TO COLLAPSE, THEY JUST WANTED TO
DAMAGE THEM SEVERELY AND THEN PAY JEWISH CONTRACTORS TO REPAIR THEM
<+aleatoric> BUT
<+aleatoric> HERE'S THE KICKER
<+aleatoric> THE ORIGINAL JEWS WHO BUILT WTC CHEATED AND USED RECYCLED MATERIAL
AND CHEAP BUILDING PLANS
<+aleatoric> AND POCKETED THE EXTRA MONEY
<+aleatoric> SO THE TOWERS WERE FAR MORE FRAGILE THAN THE OTHER JEWS THOUGHT
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<@Popeye> NIGGER: IT KINDA ROLLS OFF THE TONGUE
<@Popeye> SO MUCH BETTER THAN BASTARDIZED LIBERAL CONCOCTIONS LIKE 'AFRICAN
AMERICAN' OR 'PERSON OF COLOR'
<+aleatoric> THINK HOW MUCH INK AND PAPER COULD BE SAVED A YEAR IF EVERYONE
WROTE NIGGER EVERY TIME?
<+aleatoric> OR EVEN JUST COON
<+aleatoric> SINCE JEWS ARE SO GREEDY, THEY THOUGHT ABOUT ALL THIS, AND MADE
SURE THEIR PROPER NAME IS ONLY THREE LETTERS
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<@Popeye> 9/11 is great trolling material because of people's deeply held
convictions about it
<@Popeye> they're so fucking sure osama bin laden did it
<@Popeye> and i'm not so sure
<@penisbird> haha yeah
<@Popeye> i want to spread that doubt
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<@Popeye> have you guys seen that fake redhat security update thing
<@Popeye> the GNAA should have thought of that
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<timecop> HOW DO I USE GLOBAL VARIABLES
<TomoeTomo> LOL I'M ANTIGLOBALIST
<Porfa> FUCK COMMUNISTS AND WORLD ORGANIZATIONS
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<turkback> "fellowship of the ring" is about homosexual multiculturalism
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<Popeye> IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL GNAA APPEARS ON THE WIKIPEDIA
'ARTICLE OF THE DAY' ON THE FRONT PAGE
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<Popeye> THE NAZI REGIME IS THE ONLY GOVERNMENT THAT APPROACHES THE COOLNESS
OF THE GALATIC EMPIRE IN STAR WARS
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<ppc> Who is the GNAA endorsing for President?
<pzkpfwIV> goatse/tubgirl 04
<pzkpfwIV> theres bumper stickers for it already
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<GASHATE> I was here long before you
<GASHATE> wayyy before you
<GASHATE> my GNAA membership exceeds yours
<GASHATE> therefore I have more clout
<timecop> who the fuck is gashat
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<Ich> xiam: SFW?
<Rucas> depends on where u work
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<Popeye> the GNAA's stance on abortion is the opposite of the person we're
trolling
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<xiam> i think bumm13, by his nick, is 1) a repressed homosexual 2) a victim
of current child abuse
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<Popeye> NAZIS WERE SECRET JEWS WHO USED THE LOLOCAUST AS A DEVICE TO JUSTIFY
FUTURE JEWISH ATROCITIES
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<penisbird> ITS FREE AS IN BEER NOT AS IN ANAL SEX
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<aleatoric> JEWS INVENTED THE METRIC SYSTEM TO CONFUSE US ABOUT WHEN JESUS
WOULD COME BACK
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<Dessimat0r> I'M WAITING FOR YOUR AUTHORISATION, SIR
<Dessimat0r> I NEED THE NUCLEAR ACCESS SEQUENCE
<penisbird> oh ok
<penisbird> I keep the secret codes safetly tucked away in my anus
<ZeikTuvai> wouldn't they be coated in large amounts of semen by now
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<cyberdyn_> I was playing Oregon Trail and I died. On my grave it said 'FUCK
JEWS LOL JEWS DID WTC'
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<Dessimat0r> lol make a p2p app with so nasty a name that it cannot be said on
the news
<penisbird> Cuntella
<ZeikTuvai> NIGGER JEW CUNTS P2P
<Dessimat0r> MOTHERFUCKING PENIS CUM SQUIRTER
<sam> MIGGER2NIGGER
<Dessimat0r> do you have MOTHERFUCKING PENIS CUM SQUIRTER?
<Dessimat0r> LOL
<penisbird> YES 9.0 OPITIMIZED
<Dessimat0r> DISEASED RANCID PUS-INFECTED NIGGER STOMACH 9.0
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<+Saturn> IF THE MATRIX IS PERFECT WHY IS IT FULL OF NIGGERS
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<+Neo> YOUR ALL FUCKING NIGGERS
<+frankwhite> that's what Neo said when he first met Morpheus in the Matrix too
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<+incog> i keep wondering what is keeping the pope alive
<%vSKIZZLE> THE PROSPECT OF MOLESTING MORE LITTLE BOYS :(
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<JesuitX> When you teach Linux to children you can instill the ideas of
Communism at a young age.
<JesuitX> This way when they grow up they will love the party and not grow
to oppose it.
<JesuitX> Too bad the USSR didn't have Linux, they'd have probably won the
cold war!
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<+aleatoric> HAS ANYONE CONVERTED LASTMEASURE TO A BOOK ON TAPE FOR THE BLIND?
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<@rkz> im glad i live in commie UK where we dont get hurricanes, landslides,
tornadoes, earthquakes or hook nosed jews
<@rkz> or planes flying into bulidings
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<+jISM> LOL @ FLORIDA ABOUT TO GET PWNED BY ANOTHER FUCKING HURRICAINE LOL
<+jISM> 3 HURRICAINES IN A WEEK LOL
<+jISM> FUCKING MOVE
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<+incog> you know whats great about house sitting for a family friends you
never liked? you get to eat all their food and piss in the kitchen sink
<+SPUI> and fuck the sons
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<+jISM> LOL CHICAGO, Illinois (CNN) -- A house fire killed four children Friday
night on Chicago's West Side.
<+jISM> LOL
<+jISM> LOL @ BURNING KIDS
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<+BrianF> AND WHEN WILL WOMEN LEARN
<+BrianF> THEY ARE JUST SEX TOYS
<+BrianF> I PERSONALLY LIKE TO STICK MY PENIS IN THEIR ASS, AND PUSH THEIR
BUTCHEEKS TOGETHER AND PULL IT OUT HARD, AND PUSH IT IN
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<+BrianF> LOL THEY HAVE A SONG PLAYING AS THEY REPORT DECAPITATION
<+BrianF> LOL FUNNY
<+BrianF> SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SONG TOO
<+BrianF> I LOVE CNN
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<+incog> i got banned from #gay for having the nick LOL_AIDS
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<smallcock> why do you not like jews?
<gasjews> I DON'T DISLIKE THEM. I THINK THEY SHOULD BE GASSED HOWEVER.
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<+reubkg> LM IS NOT SHOCKING ENOUGH TO BE MODERN ART
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<+jISM> I BOUGHT AN XBOX AND BROKE IT TO RUN LINUX ON IT
<+jISM> I AM SO COOL
<+jISM> NOW MY FRIENDS COME OVER AND R LIKE HEY CAN WE PLAY XBOX
<+jISM> IM LIKE NO HAHAHA U CAN RECOMPILE MY KERNEL THO
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<+jISM> YEAH HEHE PPL R TEH STUPIDZ FOR RUN LUNIX ON X86 HAHAHA
<+jISM> U SHUD RUN LUNIX ON APPLE
<+aleatoric> ACTUALLY I PREFER TO RUN BEOS ON MY DEC ALPHA
<+aleatoric> BECAUSE NO OTHER MEANS OF COMPUTING ALLOWS ME TO FULLY REALIZE MY
POTENTIAL LEETNESS
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<+aleatoric> Lindows OS 4.5 PROMO $9.99 $3.99 On Sale!
<+aleatoric> it's the exact same price as My Little Pony(Promo) $7.99 $3.99 On
Sale!
<+aleatoric> Lindows will free my PC of "microsoft's tyranny"
<+aleatoric> My Little Pony will help me pick up pre-pubescent girls
<+aleatoric> which should I pick?
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<+aleatoric> Impi: why are you so hateful toward me?
<+Impi> i hate everyone asshole
<+Impi> dont feel that u special
<+aleatoric> well, this is the GNAA
<+aleatoric> we gayniggers need to support and love each other
<+aleatoric> Impi: you need some good meaty black loving
<+aleatoric> to improve your mood
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<+aleatoric> also, few people realize that nuclear weaponry is now open source
<+aleatoric> there was a famous court case where a kid built a working
thermonuclear detonator for his master's final project or whatnot
<+aleatoric> the government tried to claim he stole secrets to build it
<+aleatoric> and his entire defense was his bibliography
<+jISM> yes it was Lunix zealots aka terrorists that did it
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<+jISM> The Turner Diaries and Hunter should be in the children's section of
every library
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<+aleatoric> WHY IS IT OK TO EXECUTE FELONIOUS OPERATING SYSTEMS SUCH AS BEOS,
BUT NOT TO ALLOW INNOCENT OPERATING SYSTEMS LIKE BSD TO DIE WITH
DIGNITY!?
<+gasjews> RACISM
<+gasjews> THAT'S WHY
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<@penisbird> HEY DID YOU HEAR
<@penisbird> THEY ARE GONNA TAKE OFF THAT FLORIDA LADY'S LIFE SUPPORT
<@penisbird> SHE SYMBOLIZES BSD
<+gasjews> TERRY "BSD" SCHIAVO?
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<+gasjews> BSD IS NOT DEAD IT'S DYING
<+gasjews> IT HAS NOT YET GONE THROUGH ACCEPTANCE
<+gasjews> HOSPICE NURSE SAYS SOON IT WILL TURN BLUE AND GET COLD
<+aleatoric> THE BSD MORPHINE DRIP IS NOW AT MAXIMUM TO COMFORT IT
<+gasjews> TIME TO CHANGE THE BOWEL BAG
<+aleatoric> OH NO, THE BSD COLOSTOMY BAG IS OVERFLOWING WITH BLOOD AGAIN
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<+aleatoric> OMG I SAW AN IMAGE OF THE BABY JESUS IN THE LATEST SOURCE CODE
<+gasjews> AND ELVIS
<+aleatoric> NO WAY, ELVIS IS DEAD, YOU CAN ONLY SEE HIM IN OTHER DEAD THINGS,
SUCH AS THE BSD SOURCE
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<+aleatoric> LINUX STILL DOESN'T SUPPORT MY SOUNDCARD BUT IT FULLY SUPPORTS
EVERY USB-POWERED INTERACTIVE AND NON-INTERACTIVE ANUS STRETCHING
DEVICE
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<+aleatoric> IF I WERE IN THE WTC WHEN THE JEWS DESTROYED IT, I WOULD HAVE
STUCK MY ASS OUT THE WINDOW, AND TAKEN A SHIT
<+aleatoric> AND THEN
<+aleatoric> GOATSE'D THE ENTIRE FREE WORLD
<+aleatoric> I WOULD HAVE BEEN A HERO
<+aleatoric> LIKE THE GUY WHO STOOD IN FRONT OF THE TANKS AT TIENNEMAN SQUARE
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<+Popeye> IN SOVIET RUSSIA, JEWS GAS YOU
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<+Saturn_AFK> the only prob is im not going to be able to get people to go to
my LM any more
<+Saturn_AFK> i tell them to go on webpages
<+Saturn_AFK> like LEGITIMATE SHIT
<+Saturn_AFK> for school
<+Saturn_AFK> and they're like
<+Saturn_AFK> "Im not going there"
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<@Porfa> why isn't it worksafe?
<@JesuitX> PORFA IN SOVIET USA PICTURES LIKE THAT LOOK AT YOU
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<@JesuitX> PORFA
<@JesuitX> YOU IDIOT
<@JesuitX> THATS NOT WORK SAFE
<@JesuitX> LOOK AT THE LAST PIC
<@JesuitX> ITS NOT WORK SAFE TO READ ABOUT TRANSEXUALS
<@JesuitX> EXCEPT MAYBE IN PORTUGAY
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<+ohsix> ar_IQ.UTF-8... done
<+ohsix> lolol building glibc locales
<@timecop> who the fuck needs ar_IQ
<+ohsix> its arabic/iraq nigger
<@timecop> I KNOW
<@timecop> NIGGER
<@timecop> EXACTLY WHY I DONT NEED IT
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<+GuyNiguere> I GOT GIMP ON MY GBA!
<@Porfa> LOL
<@Porfa> how?
<+GuyNiguere> LOL
<+GuyNiguere> YHBT
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<+jISM> Im voting for Bush cuz i like seeing things explode
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<@JesuitX> the indian at aol
<@JesuitX> he was saying "sir are you aware of the word nigger?"
<@JesuitX> and i kept saying "YOU IDIOT ITS NIGER LIKE THE COUNTRY THATS MY
SONS NAME"
<@JesuitX> so he reactivated my account and let me keep the SN
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<@Rucas> DIRECTOR OF STAR WARS IS TO CREATED AN IMAGINARY UNIVERSE AS FANS OF
STAR WARS IS TO CREATED AN IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND
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<+gasjews> THAT'S AWESOME NICK BERG
<+gasjews> HOW DO YOU TELL WHEN HE DOZES OFF?
<+gasjews> A: HIS HEAD DROOPS
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<+Popeye> WE THE NIGGERS, IN ORDER TO ESTABLISH MORE PERFECT SODOMY
<+Popeye> WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF EVIDENT, THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED GAY
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<+Karen> why do you think people left the GNAA?
<+Popeye> LOL YOU DONT LEAVE GNAA
<+Popeye> YOU'RE A MEMBER 4 LIFE
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<+Popeye> I AM SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO EMINEM, EVEN THOUGH HE'S WHITE, HE'S STILL
A NIGGER 2 ME
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<+Saturn> OMG
<+Saturn> i was in yahoo poker
<+Saturn> i'm like
<+Saturn> all gay niggers to table 17
<+Saturn> and this guy goes
<+Saturn> "I'm a gay nigger"
<+Saturn> and jons
<+Saturn> wtf
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<@rolloffle> upper ascii isn't portable as far as I know
<@bare> ur mothers vaginal hairs aren't edible as far as I know
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<+ronpdq> whats gnaa stand foir?
<@timecop> GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA
<+ronpdq> is that place for real
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<+g0sp-h3ll> LIKE MAN THERE WAS THIS TIME THAT WE TROLLED THIS NIGGER I MEAN HE
WAS TOTALLY ASKING FOR IT I MEAN HE WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET
RIGHT AND YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT SO WE TOTALLY LIKE GOT SOME ROPE AND
HUNG HIM UP FROM A TREE AND WATCHED HIM DIE AND WE WERE TOTALLY
LIKE LOL NIGGER YOU GOT TROLLED SERVES YOU RIGHT
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<+Trake> you have any pets?
<+g0sp-h3ll> Trake: I've got a teenage vietnamese girl locked in my closet that
I facefuck from time to time.
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<+Zeikfried> the only women that exist on the internet are either 14 or 300
pounds
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<+g0sp-h3ll> BUT IT'S TOTALLY YOUR FAULT YOU ATTENTION WHORES INVITED ME HERE I
MEAN I'M TOTALLY NOT JUST SITTING AROUND HERE STICKING A HITACHI
MAGIC WAND IN MY PANTS AS A TALK TO SO MANY MAN SEE LOOK I'LL GIVE
YOU TIT PIX 4 OPS
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<+g0sp-h3ll> MAN I MEAN I GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE I'M AN ENGLISH MAJOR AND I AM
TOTALLY LIKE STRONG AND INDEPENDENT I TOTALLY DON'T SUPPORT THE
FASHION POLICE ESTABLISHMENT OR REALLY ANY SHRED OF DIGNITY OR
COMMON SENSE! JESUS CHRIST MORE POUND CAKE PLEASE.
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<@lysol> =anal DiKKy
<@goat-see> lysol ---> (_(_)=======D (_(_| <--- DiKKy
* goat-see watches as lysol assfucks DiKKy.
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<@rolloffle> ME HAVING +O STATUS DOESNT WORK BECAUSE I SMOKE POT AND THAT FUCKS
IT UP LOL :(
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<@penisbird> R U PART OF NIGGER6
<%DiKKy> NO I APPLIED FOR A JOB THERE BUT I DIDNT GET IT LOL
<@penisbird> OH LOL
<@penisbird> COCK NOT LONG ENOGUGH
<@penisbird> OR TOO LONG
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<@lysol> wait
<@lysol> is nigger6 real?
<+Popeye_class> NO
<+Popeye_class> i made it up
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<+Popeye_class> red hat is a great organization
<+Popeye_class> i've never had problems with fedora
<+Popeye_class> its solid
<+Popeye_class> like a nigger penis
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<+Popeye_class> SHIT INSIDE MY MOUTH
<+Popeye_class> PUMP MY ANUS
<+Popeye_class> WRECK MY RECTUM
<+Popeye_class> LASH MY LINUS TORAVLDS TATOO
<+Popeye_class> FUCK MY FACE
<+Popeye_class> PIMP MY PENIS
<+Popeye_class> PUNK MY PHALLUS
<+Popeye_class> BEAT MY BROOMSTICK
<+Popeye_class> NIZZLE MY NADS
<+Popeye_class> VIOLATE MY VAS DEFERENS
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<+aleatoric> GNAA needs to somehow get an actual harlequin fetus
<+aleatoric> and one of us needs to stretch our anus like kirk johnson
<+aleatoric> then we could be real-life yo
<+aleatoric> oh, and if we got some elderly members, we could lemonparty
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<+Ich|sleep> have you guys ever considered having a gnaa convention?
<+Ich> like we rent a campsite or meet at somebody's house and drink beer?
<+Ich> plus a whole night of sodomy
<+aleatoric> we could have a big gay black stripper come
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<+aleatoric> you know what I realized? Who actually created the harlequin
fetus? IT WAS GOD!
<+aleatoric> MORE PROOF THAT GOD IS A TROLL
<+aleatoric> HE TROLLED US BY POSTING HIS HARLEQUIN FETUSES
<+aleatoric> HE MADE SOME WOMAN'S BABY A HARLEQUIN FETUS
<+aleatoric> AND SHE SAW IT
<+aleatoric> AND FREAKED THE FUCK OUT
<+aleatoric> AND GOD THOUGHT IT WAS A GREAT TROLL
<+aleatoric> IT WAS THE ORIGINAL LAST MEASURE
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<+aleatoric> "Have you allowed all the women to live?" he [Moses] asked
them.... "Now ... kill every woman who has slept with a man, but
save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man."
<+aleatoric> -- Numbers 31:1-18 (NIV)
<+aleatoric> LOL
<+aleatoric> GOD IS SO OWNING WITH TROLLS
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<+aleatoric> god is an awesome troll
<+aleatoric> we should study the bible
<+aleatoric> and learn to become better trolls from it
<+aleatoric> If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son ... Then shall his
father and his mother ... bring him out unto the elders of his
city ... And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones,
that he die.
<+aleatoric> -- Deuteronomy 21:18-21 (AV)
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<+aleatoric> ... all who are under the yoke of slavery ... who have believing
masters ... must serve all the better since those who benefit by
their service are believers and beloved. Teach and urge these
duties. If any one teaches otherwise ... he is puffed up with
conceit, he knows nothing; he has a morbid craving for
controversy..., which produce envy, dissension, slander, base
suspicions, and wrangling among men who are depraved in mind...
<+aleatoric> -- I Timothy 6:1-5 (RSV)
<+aleatoric> GOD TROLLS FOR PRO-SLAVERY LOL
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<+aleatoric> Women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed
to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says. If they want
to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at
home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church.
<+aleatoric> that's a total bible troll
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<+aleatoric> EVERY FEW YEARS GOD WOULD GET BORED
<+aleatoric> AND TROLL SOME GUY IN THE MIDDLE EAST
<+aleatoric> THAT'S WHY IT'S LIKE A GIANT FLAMEWAR THERE RIGHT NOW
<+aleatoric> BUT I GUESS GOD GOT TIRED OF TROLLING US, OR SOMEONE SUBNET BANNED
HIM, AND HE'S MOVED ONTO TROLLING OTHER PLANETS
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<+aleatoric> MAYBE GOD PROTECTS THE GAY NIGGERS AND TROLLS
<+Popeye_class> GOATSE HOLE
<+Popeye_class> GOD IS A TROL, IF HE EXISTS
<+aleatoric> AND BLINDS THE SLASHBOTS FROM THE TRUTH
<+Popeye_class> ITS QUITE OBVIOUS TO ME
<+aleatoric> POPEYE: YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT, GOD'S ACTIONS SEEM TO BE TROLLING
<+aleatoric> HAVE YOU EVER READ THE BIBLE?
<+Popeye_class> YEAH
<+aleatoric> THE WHOLE THING IS LIKE A GIANT TROLL
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<+aleatoric> OMG MY BROWSER HAS SO MANY COOKIES I'M WORRIED IT IS GETTING TO BE
A FAT AMERICAN
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<+aleatoric> AIDS CAME FROM A GAY SPACE COMET
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<+aleatoric> NOBODY DIES FROM AIDS. AIDS DOESN'T KILL PEOPLE. FAGGOTRY DOES!
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<+Porfa> MY GIRLFRIEND LEFT ME YESTERDAY
<+Porfa> THATS ALLRITE CUZ I KNOW IM GAY
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<@Dessimat0r> lol i logged onto the internet root cluster
<@Dessimat0r> but it just echoes GET OUT GAY NIGGER over and over
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<+incog> Q: What's BROWN and HIDES FROM THE NAZIS?????
<+incog> THE DIHARREA OF ANNE FRANK
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<%g0sp-hell> Q: What's BROWN and STICKY?
<%g0sp-hell> A STICK