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the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it.
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While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying of AIDS.
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When the friends leave the son asks, "Dad, you are dying of cancer. Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?"
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The father replies, "I don't want them fucking your mother after I'm gone!"
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