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it was a sunday morning
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in my trashy apartment
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the jews just left the wtc
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and where underway to do the pentagon
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i looked out my window
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and was reminded by the penis pumps i used in the past
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to much to pump
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to much penis
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i was sick of pumpin my penis
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day in
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day out
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so i threw out my penis pumps
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i was done with it
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little did i know
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that the jews where going to my apartment
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to take me out
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so i started up my computar
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and used my favorite irc client
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mirc it was
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once again penis pump picture all over my desktop
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my conclusion was pumpin was my life
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but then i heard the knockin on the door
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i looked through the eyeglass
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and saw the jews
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they where covered in broken plane parts
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probably from the wtc
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they did
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i let them in
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and directly they tried to kill me
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i needed to get rid of the jews
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and fast
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i remembered the gay porn with penis pumps i saw a few months back
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in the gay porn they said that jews had only one weakness
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that is the penis pump
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but i threw them all out
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so what i know?!
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but then it all came to me
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i did a rob schneider move
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and ran to the kitchen
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i took my backup of backup pumps from underneath the years of left over pizza in the freezer
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and pumped the jews to hell
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once again
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a day saved by the penis pump
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and i went back to watchin some downloaded gay porn on my computar |