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§3 -- MAINTAIN A CLEAR MIND
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Develop a mental illness or any other such disorder -- become a high-
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functioning psychotic, or a paranoid schizophrenic. Exert control over your mind
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to the fullest degree by monumentally defeating it in combat until it succumbs
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to your vastly superior definition of `reality' and other such figments of a
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terribly deluded mind. Establish a vast jungle of delusions intertangled in a
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manner so complicated that it competes with the Planck length for contention on
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the subject of immeasurability.
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Example:
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XXX typical #arab shats
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§3.1 -- EAT HEALTHY
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Whichever your diet may consist of, discard it forevermore and ever, whilst
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throwing up the last terrified and traumatised remnants of your sanity. Do
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instead acquire a habit of endulging the most hideously disfiguring and obscure
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varities of intoxicants, drugs, sedatives, hypnotics, hallucinogens,
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disassociatives, stimulants, and narcotics of all sorts. Instill a belief
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postulating that any substance bar LSD is poisoned and may solely be purged by
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consuming large amounts of Psilocybin mushrooms.
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Example:
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XXX knubbze's shrooms logs
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§4 -- ACT RESPONSIBLY, ASSUME RESPONSIBILITY
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If in doubt, have everyone else be befallen by the inevitable weight of blame
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and guilt whose logical necessity you shall establish by projecting your own
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momentary mistakes, shortcomings, mental illnesses, birth defects, and
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alcoholism relapses unto everyone else that happens to coincidentally be within
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your vicinity.
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Example:
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<vik_> yeah, you said 'paki'
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<vik_> racist
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<v> no, i actually said `pakis'
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<v> your ignorance concerning the subject of declension
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<v> is quite terrible
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[ ... ]
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<v> i should furthermore want to amend
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<v> that vik_ is also unable to
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<v> differentiate between
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<v> inflection and declension
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