Pictured: Hacker "blowfish" utilizing dialburn prior to FBI apprehension, resulting in law enforcement finding no recoverable evidence.

dialburn

securely shreds and destroys remote systems with 1 phone call

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     _      (()/( )\ ( /(((_)\()) ))\ )(   (      
    //\     ((_)|(_))(_))_((_)\ /((_|()\  )\ )              dial 6-6-6
   | \/     _| |(_|(_)_| | |(_|_))( ((_)_(_/(                   to turn the
   ||~    / _' || / _' | | '_ \ || | '_| ' \))     _     _         boxes into bricks!
   ||_    \__,_||_\__,_|_|_.__/\_,_|_| |_||_|     [ L___I ]
   | /\                                          |   ...   |
  ,@\\/    ,@@@,            ,@@@@@,              |   :::   |
  @,    ,@@"   "@@@,     ,@@"     "@@@,    ,@@@@"|   '''   |
   "@@@@@"          "@@@@@"            "@@@@"    '========='

usage

server

• Execute bin/dialburn-server on a box to serve as a beacon to all dialburn boxes

twilio

1. Register a Twilio account
2. Acquire a number
3. Under said number's management, configure the dialburn-server box as a webhook (default port is '37373', default path being '/shut/it/down/charlie/brown', you can change these in common/globals.go, why didn't i implement a loadable config? fuck you that's why)
4. Webhook will look something like "http://db.supernets.org:37373/shut/it/down/charlie/brown"

nodes

• On any boxes you want destroyed on call, execute bin/dialburn -s <server ip|fqdn>, the '-d' flag can be added for a dry run

execution

• Agent Gill on your case? Call your Twilio number and dial 6-6-6 when connected to burn all the gibsons

<gill> tell us everything you know about MRCHATS

<[blackhat4lyfe]blowfish> i want my lawyer

<greg> you get one phone call

<[blackhat4lyfe]blowfish> that's all i need...

credit

<3 sad for the idea