Updated aliases and README
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@ -71,6 +71,10 @@ systemctl --user enable weechat-headless
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###### Docker
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```shell
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sudo usermod -aG docker $USER && newgrp docker
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sudo apt update
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sudo apt install apt-transport-https ca-certificates curl gnupg2 software-properties-common
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curl -fsSL https://download.docker.com/linux/debian/gpg | sudo apt-key add -
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alias.conf
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alias.conf
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#
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[cmd]
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# Acidvegas
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lizards = "say I am a VERY big fan of leptotyphlopidaes to be honest..."
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chernobyl = "say if i was at chernobyl, i simply would have prevented it"
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# Art
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cig = "say 8,7\;.`-,:.`\;08,08 15,0||||||||||||||||||||4,14▄▀8,01▄▀14-\;`,-\;`"
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cigtoss = "me throws $1 an ice cold 8,7\;.`-,:.`\;08,08 15,0||||||||||||||||||||4,14▄▀8,01▄▀14-\;`,-\;`"
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@ -10,6 +14,7 @@ derp = "say 0,1 10,10 11,10 10,10 0,1 1,1 ; say 0,1 11,10___
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dollar = "say 09[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]"
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fu = "say 0,5 0,4 ; say 0,5 0,4 ; say 0,5 0,4 0,5 0,4 ; say 0,5 0,4 0,5 0,4 0,5 0,4 0,5 0,4 ; say 0,5 0,4 0,5 0,4 0,5 0,4 0,5 0,4 0,5 0,4 ; say 0,5 0,4 0,5 0,4 0,5 0,4 0,5 0,4 0,5 0,4 ; say 0,5 0,4 ; say 0,5 0,4 ; say 0,5 0,4 ;"
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lovecock = "say 0,1 ; say 0,1 5,7#######0,1 ; say 0,1 5,7#####0 0,1 hey guys im $1, let me tell ; say 0,1 5,7#####0 5_1 5)0,1 you a little about myself... ; say 0,1 5,7#####0 0100 1o0 0,1 1 ; say 0,1 5,7###1@5# 0 1 0 0,1 i LOVE cock ; say 0,1 5,7#0 5# 0 1>0 0,1 ; say 0,1 5,7#0 5\;\;\;\;\;\;\;\;0,1 i LOVE cock ; say 0,1 0,7 0,1 ; say 0,1 0,7 0,1 1 0 ; say 0,1 0,7 1 5...W.0,1 I ROMANTICIZE THE NOTION ; say 0,1 0,7 1 5...0,1 OF HAVING COCKS AND BALLS ; say 0,1 0,7 0,1 ON ME AT ALL TIMES OF MY ; say 0,7 1 >0,1 LIFE. ; say 0,7 0,1;"
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middle = "say _ _; say |_| |_|; say | | /^^^\ | | ; say _| |_ (| "o" |) _| |_; say _| | | | _ (_---_) _ | | | |_; say | | | | |' | _| |_ | `| | | | |; say | | / \ | |"
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pump = "exec -o curl -s 'https://raw.githubusercontent.com/ircart/ircart/master/ircart/$1.txt'"
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td = "exec -o tdfiglet -c m -r -w 512 $*"
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umad = "say 0,1<$1> umadyet? 0,7 0,1 ; say 0,1<$1> hemad 0,7 0,8 0,1 0,8 0,1 4hehe am ownin these fkn noobs; say 0,1<$1> umad 0,8 0,1 ; say 0,1<$1> umad 0,8 0,1 ; say 0,1<$1> umadyet? 0,5 0,8 0,1 0,15 0,1 ; say 0,1<$1> nou 0,5 0,2 0,1 0,11 0,15 0,1 ; say 0,1<$1> umad? 0,5 0,2 0,8 0,1 0,11 0,15 0,1 ; say 0,1<$1> umad 0,5 0,2 0,8 0,1 0,11 0,15 0,1 ; say 0,1<$1> cum @ me bra 0,5 0,2 0,8 0,1 0,15 0,1 ; say 0,1<$1> umad 0,5 0,2 0,1 0,8 0,1 0,8 0,1 0,5 ; say 0,1<$1> umadyet? 0,5 0,2 0,1 0,15 0,5 0,1 0,5 ; say 0,1<$1> umad 0,5 0,8 0,1 0,5 0,1 0,5 ; say 0,1<$1> somad 0,5 0,8 0,1 0,5 0,1 0,5 ; say 0,1<$1> umadyet? 0,5 0,14 0,1 0,5 0,1 0,15 0,5 ; say 0,1<$1> umad 0,5 0,1 0,14 0,1 0,5 0,1 0,15 0,5 ; say 0,1<$1> hes ragin 0,5 0,1 0,5 0,1 0,14 0,1 5 0,5 0,1 0,15 0,5 ; say 0,1<$1> umad 0,5 0,1 0,5 0,1 0,4 0,14 0,1 5 0,5 0,1 0,15 0,5 ; say 0,1<$1> umadyet? 0,5 0,1 0,5 0,1 0,4 0,1 5 0,5 0,1 0,15 0,5 ;"
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@ -20,6 +25,7 @@ chat_srs = "say 8,5▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
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emergency = "say 8!1,8!8!0,4 IRC EMERGENCY 8!1,8!8!0,4 IRC EMERGENCY 8!1,8!8!0,4 IRC EMERGENCY 8!1,8!8!0,4 IRC EMERGENCY 8!1,8!8!0,4 IRC EMERGENCY 8!1,8!8!0,4 IRC EMERGENCY 8!1,8!8!0,4 IRC EMERGENCY 8!1,8!8!0,4 IRC EMERGENCY 8!1,8!8!0,4 IRC EMERGENCY 8!1,8!8!"
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flashbang = "cflood -fg 0 -bg 8 FLASHBANG"
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prison = "say 04----------------------------------------------------------------------[IMPENETRABLE IRC PRISON WALL]-----------------------------------------------------------------------"
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rain = "repeat -interval 300ms 10 /rdsp $*"
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terminate = "kick $1 08,04 T E R M I N A T E D "
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warning = "say 1,8/!\08,04 WARNING 1,8/!\ 04$*"
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@ -44,28 +50,29 @@ insult2 = "say $1 smells his fathers SKIDMARKS"
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insult3 = "say STFU BEFORE I BLOW YOUR DADS DICK GOOD LIKE YOUR MOTHER NEVER DID"
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# Random
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100 = "say 💯"
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5dicks = "say 04 _______________________________; say 04 /................................\ ; say 04 |.............09NIGGER CUNTS04.......|; say 04 |..... I HAVE FIVE FUCKING DICKS.|; say 04 |..... I HAVE FIVE FUCKING DICKS.|; say 04 |..... I HAVE FIVE FUCKING DICKS.|; say 04 |..... I HAVE FIVE FUCKING DICKS.|; say 04 |.. 09TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE04.|; say 04 |..... BLOW YOUR DAD.............|; say 04 |.. 08ILL TEACH UR KIDS ABOUT SEX04..|; say 04 |.. MY DICK BLEEDS WHEN IM ALONE.|; say 04 | I CUT MY SPERMY DICKHOLES......|; say 04 | IN THE PALE MOON LIGHT.........|; say 04 | ....WANA KNOW WHAT GAY IS? THIS04|; say 04 | . 10THIS SHOCKS U? THIS SHOCKS U?04|; say 04 |10UR ALL A BUNCH OF NIGGER FUCKERS04|; say 04 \................................/;"
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beer = "me throws $1 an ice cold 0,0 0,2 BUD 1,0c =)"
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beer2 = "me throw $1 an ice cold 0,0 0,5 BUD 1,0c =)"
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blog = "say Hi! It looks like you're blogging on IRC. Would you like to: 2 [Add Comments] 2 [e-Mail this to a Friend] 2 [Digg This!] 6 [Submit to Slashdot] 2 [Add to del.icio.us] 5 [Kill yourself because0⬉5 nobody cares]"
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chatrain = "say ya nice; say chillin u?; say nice ty np; say ok nice %% true; say same"
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coffee = "me hands $1 a 5,2""] of coffee! =)"
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cooldown = "say 1,8/!\8,4 WARNING 1,8/!\ 4This keyboard is currently on 12COOL DOWN4 until $1 can handle it."
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cooled = "say [9ALERT] This keyboard is no longer on fire. Chats may proceed accordingly."
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doritos = "say ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ Ah Mannn! I dropped my bag of Doritos!!!"
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en_gold = "say You must have an EFNet 8,7GOLD account to view this message."
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fadeop = "me 14<02Mode14> [-o $114] by $nick"
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fakick = "me 14<05Kick14> $1 was kicked by $nick 14[$2-14]"
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fred = "say 4()_ <- FRED DURST'S HAT LOL"
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gotem = "say 1,0 GOT EM "
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hate = "say 4 HATE 4 HATE 4 HATE "
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mail = "notice $channel You have unread messages from another user! Type /server mail read to read them."
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obama = "say ./obama 127.0.0.2 0 16 0 &"
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straight = "say IM A STRAIGHT AS THE LINE THAT YOU SNIFF UP YOUR NOSE; say AND IM AS HARD AS THE BOOZ THAT YOU SWILL DOWN YOUR THROAT; say AND IM AS BAD AS THE SHIT YOU BREATHE INTO YOUR LUNGS; say AND ILL FUCK YOU UP AS BAD AS THE PILL ON YOUR TONGUE; say 04THIS TIME YOU PUSHED ME TOO FAR;"
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talking = "say A few of us have been talking"
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wave = "cflood ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇█▇▆▅▄▃▂▁"
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weed = "say 9DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE FUCKING WEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!!!!!!!!!! WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! *hits bong* FUCKING DUUUUUUDE that WEEED like just...................DUDE"
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100 = "say 💯"
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5dicks = "say 04 _______________________________; say 04 /................................\ ; say 04 |.............09NIGGER CUNTS04.......|; say 04 |..... I HAVE FIVE FUCKING DICKS.|; say 04 |..... I HAVE FIVE FUCKING DICKS.|; say 04 |..... I HAVE FIVE FUCKING DICKS.|; say 04 |..... I HAVE FIVE FUCKING DICKS.|; say 04 |.. 09TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE04.|; say 04 |..... BLOW YOUR DAD.............|; say 04 |.. 08ILL TEACH UR KIDS ABOUT SEX04..|; say 04 |.. MY DICK BLEEDS WHEN IM ALONE.|; say 04 | I CUT MY SPERMY DICKHOLES......|; say 04 | IN THE PALE MOON LIGHT.........|; say 04 | ....WANA KNOW WHAT GAY IS? THIS04|; say 04 | . 10THIS SHOCKS U? THIS SHOCKS U?04|; say 04 |10UR ALL A BUNCH OF NIGGER FUCKERS04|; say 04 \................................/;"
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beer = "me throws $1 an ice cold 0,0 0,2 BUD 1,0c =)"
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beer2 = "me throw $1 an ice cold 0,0 0,5 BUD 1,0c =)"
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blog = "say Hi! It looks like you're blogging on IRC. Would you like to: 2 [Add Comments] 2 [e-Mail this to a Friend] 2 [Digg This!] 6 [Submit to Slashdot] 2 [Add to del.icio.us] 5 [Kill yourself because0⬉5 nobody cares]"
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chatrain = "say ya nice; say chillin u?; say nice ty np; say ok nice %% true; say same"
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checklist = "say [ ] QUIT IRCING; say [ ] QUIT SITTING THERE; say [ ] QUIT GOING TO SCHOOL; say [ ] QUIT YOUR JOBS; say [ ] STEAL FOR A LIVING; say [ ] ROB WHITEHATS OF THEIR LAPTOPS; say [ ] GO SELL BLOOD PLASMA TO PAY FOR FOOD; say [ ] ONLY EAT CHEAP TACOS; say [ ] LIVE AT THE LIBRARY; say [ ] HACK FROM THE LIBRARY; say [ ] STEAL ADMIN ACCESS; say [ ] STEAL BOOKS DAILY AND PAWN THEM; say [ ] STEAL PEOPLE'S WALLETS; say [ ] USE THEM FOR IDENTITY THEFT AND TO BUY MORE TACOS; say [ ] GO AND HACK SOME BITCHES; say [ ] SCAN SECURITY COMPANY NETWORKS DAILY; say [ ] PASSWORD GUESS EVERY ACCOUNT YOU CAN; say [ ] SOCIAL ENGINEER USERS AND ADMINS; say [ ] LIE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW; say [ ] START WARS AMONG THE SECURITY INDUSTRY; say [ ] HACK RANDOM BOXES AND WAIT FOR OTHERS TO HACK THEM; say [ ] OWN EVERYTHING; say [ ] RM EVERYONE WHO SPAMS; say [ ] RM EVERYONE WHO MAKES clams FROM SECURITY; say [ ] RM EVERYONE WHO HELPS OTHERS MAKE clams FROM SECURITY; say [ ] CONVERT OTHERS TO BLACKHAT; say [ ] DO NOT TALK TO PRESS; say [ ] MAKE UP RUMORS AND SPREAD THEM; say [ ] DUMPSTER DIVE AT SECURITY COMPANIES; say [ ] BREAK INTO WHITEHATS HOUSES; say [ ] TAP WHITEHAT'S PHONES, FAXES, AND STEAL THEIR MAIL; say [ ] AUDIT CODE EVERYDAY; say [ ] DO NOT TELL OTHERS OF YOUR VULNERABILITIES; say [ ] MAKE FUN OF ALL OTHER ZINE WRITERS; say [ ] MAKE FAKE EXPLOITS; say [ ] EMAIL BOMB EVERYONE pon FULL DISCLOSURE; say [ ] BACKDOOR ANY SOFTWARE YOU CAN AND DISTRIBUTE IT; say [ ] GET RID OF YOUR bintFRIEND; say [ ] GET RID OF YOUR FAMILY; say [ ] CONCENTRATE pon OWNING; say [ ] HAVE NO REMORSE; say [ ] JOIN WHITEHAT GROUPS AND GAIN TRUST; say [ ] RM THEM WHEN YOU HAVE ACCESS; say [ ] DONT LET PEOPLE FUCK WITH YOU; say [ ] DO NOT NARC; say [ ] DO NOT TALK TO NARCS; say [ ] RM NARCS; say [ ] IMPROVE OPEN SOURCE CODE AND SUBMIT IT WITH BACKDOORS; say [ ] CONVINCE YOUR FRIENDS TO COMMIT MAYHEM; say [ ] SELL YOUR TV; say [ ] DONT WASTE TIME PLAYING GAMES; say [ ] SNIFF EVERY NETWORK YOU HAVE ACCESS TO; say [ ] SELL DRUGS TO THE KIDS OF WHITEHATS; say [ ] THREATEN WHITEHATS WITH LAW SUITS; say [ ] BECOME A WHITEHATS ONLINE bintFRIEND; say [ ] SET UP LOGGING PROXIES AND POST THEM TO PUBLIC; say [ ] REMEMBER THAT ALL WHITEHATS SMELL; say [ ] REPORT ALL EMAIL FROM SECURITY COMPANIES AS SPAM; say [ ] FLOOD ALL IRC CHANNELS; say [ ] FIND PHONE NUMBERS FOR ALL PEOPLE IN SECURITY; say [ ] GIVE KIDS SLINGSHOTS AT DEFCON"
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coffee = "me hands $1 a 5,2""] of coffee! =)"
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cooldown = "say 1,8/!\8,4 WARNING 1,8/!\ 4This keyboard is currently on 12COOL DOWN4 until $1 can handle it."
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cooled = "say [9ALERT] This keyboard is no longer on fire. Chats may proceed accordingly."
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doritos = "say ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ Ah Mannn! I dropped my bag of Doritos!!!"
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en_gold = "say You must have an EFNet 8,7GOLD account to view this message."
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fadeop = "me 14<02Mode14> [-o $114] by $nick"
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fakick = "me 14<05Kick14> $1 was kicked by $nick 14[$2-14]"
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fred = "say 4()_ <- FRED DURST'S HAT LOL"
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gotem = "say 1,0 GOT EM "
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hate = "say 4 HATE 4 HATE 4 HATE "
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mail = "notice $channel You have unread messages from another user! Type /server mail read to read them."
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obama = "say ./obama 127.0.0.2 0 16 0 &"
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straight = "say IM A STRAIGHT AS THE LINE THAT YOU SNIFF UP YOUR NOSE; say AND IM AS HARD AS THE BOOZ THAT YOU SWILL DOWN YOUR THROAT; say AND IM AS BAD AS THE SHIT YOU BREATHE INTO YOUR LUNGS; say AND ILL FUCK YOU UP AS BAD AS THE PILL ON YOUR TONGUE; say 04THIS TIME YOU PUSHED ME TOO FAR;"
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talking = "say A few of us have been talking"
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wave = "cflood ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇█▇▆▅▄▃▂▁"
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weed = "say 9DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE FUCKING WEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!!!!!!!!!! WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! *hits bong* FUCKING DUUUUUUDE that WEEED like just...................DUDE"
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# Text
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1stup = "say YO BITCH IM THE 1ST UP IN THIS PIECE. RESPECT MY ABILITY TO BE UP EARLY AND CHAT BEFORE YOU COCK SUCKER!!!!!!!!!"
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deprotect = "msg ChanServ MODE $channel LOCK DEL +eI ~a:$1 ~a:$1; mode $channel -eI ~a:$1 ~a:$1"
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protect = "mode $channel +eI ~a:$1 ~a:$1; msg chanserv mode $channel lock add +eI ~a:$1 ~a:$1"
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sf = "quote spamfilter add -simple cpnNPqtT kill - "08,04 E N T E R T H E V O I D " "*$**"
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quiet = "mode +b ~time:5:~quiet:~security-group:unknown-users"
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