🦀 rm-rs: A Blazingly Fast™ File Removal Tool

🚀 Overview

Introducing rm-rs, a revolutionary, memory-safe, blazingly fast implementation of the rm command! Written in pure, safe Rust!

🔥 Key Features

• Blazingly Fast™ file removal capabilities
• Zero-cost abstractions for deleting files
• 100% Memory Safe!
• No unsafe code blocks!
• Fearless file deletion
• Built with Rust's world-class package manager, Cargo

🛠️ Installation

cargo install rm-rs

📊 Benchmarks

Command	Time	Memory Usage
Original rm	1ms	1MB
rm-rs	1ms + Rust runtime	1MB + Rust runtime

As you can see, we've achieved nearly identical performance to the original rm command, but now it's in Rust!

🤔 Why rm-rs?

• Are you tired of using battle-tested Unix tools written in C?
• Do you believe everything should be rewritten in Rust?
• Do you enjoy adding unnecessary layers of abstraction?

Then rm-rs is perfect for you!

🔒 Security

Thanks to Rust's ownership model and strict compiler, we can guarantee that this wrapper around the system's rm command is absolutely memory safe*!

*Until it calls the actual rm command, but we don't talk about that part.

🤝 Contributing

1. Rewrite it in Rust (oh wait, we already did that)
2. Add more unnecessary abstractions
3. Create more type-safe wrappers around system calls
4. Write "blazingly fast" at least three times in your PR description

Because that's what every Rust project does.

🎯 Future Roadmap

• Rewrite ls in Rust
• Rewrite cd in Rust
• Rewrite the entire GNU coreutils in Rust
• Rewrite the universe in Rust

Remember: If it ain't broke, rewrite it in Rust anyway! 🦀