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aliases = {
ATAG = "WINDOW SERVER";
ADDALLCHANS = "SCRIPT EXEC foreach my \\$channel (Irssi::channels()) { Irssi::command(\"CHANNEL ADD -auto \\$channel->{name} \\$channel->{server}->{tag} \\$channel->{key}\")\\;}";
B = "BAN";
BACK = "AWAY";
BANS = "BAN";
BYE = "QUIT";
C = "CLEAR";
CALC = "EXEC - if command -v bc >/dev/null 2>&1\\; then printf '%s=' '$*'\\; echo '$*' | bc -l\\; else echo bc was not found\\; fi";
CHAT = "in";
CUBES = "SCRIPT EXEC Irssi::active_win->print(\"%_bases\", MSGLEVEL_CLIENTCRAP) \\; Irssi::active_win->print( do { join '', map { \"%x0\\${_}0\\$_\" } '0'..'9','A'..'F' }, MSGLEVEL_NEVER | MSGLEVEL_CLIENTCRAP) \\; Irssi::active_win->print(\"%_cubes\", MSGLEVEL_CLIENTCRAP) \\; Irssi::active_win->print( do { my \\$y = \\$_*6 \\; join '', map { my \\$x = \\$_ \\; map { \"%x\\$x\\$_\\$x\\$_\" } @{['0'..'9','A'..'Z']}[\\$y .. \\$y+5] } 1..6 }, MSGLEVEL_NEVER | MSGLEVEL_CLIENTCRAP) for 0..5 \\; Irssi::active_win->print(\"%_grays\", MSGLEVEL_CLIENTCRAP) \\; Irssi::active_win->print( do { join '', map { \"%x7\\${_}7\\$_\" } 'A'..'X' }, MSGLEVEL_NEVER | MSGLEVEL_CLIENTCRAP) \\; Irssi::active_win->print(\"%_mIRC extended colours\", MSGLEVEL_CLIENTCRAP) \\; my \\$x \\; \\$x .= sprintf \"\00399,%02d%02d\",\\$_,\\$_ for 0..15 \\; Irssi::active_win->print(\\$x, MSGLEVEL_NEVER | MSGLEVEL_CLIENTCRAP) \\; for my \\$z (0..6) { my \\$x \\; \\$x .= sprintf \"\00399,%02d%02d\",\\$_,\\$_ for 16+(\\$z*12)..16+(\\$z*12)+11 \\; Irssi::active_win->print(\\$x, MSGLEVEL_NEVER | MSGLEVEL_CLIENTCRAP) }";
DATE = "TIME";
DEHIGHLIGHT = "DEHILIGHT";
DESCRIBE = "ACTION";
DHL = "DEHILIGHT";
EXEMPTLIST = "MODE $C +e";
EXIT = "QUIT";
GOTO = "SCROLLBACK GOTO";
HIGHLIGHT = "HILIGHT";
HL = "HILIGHT";
HOST = "USERHOST";
INVITELIST = "MODE $C +I";
J = "JOIN";
K = "KICK";
KB = "KICKBAN";
KN = "KNOCKOUT";
LAST = "LASTLOG";
LEAVE = "PART";
M = "basically";
MUB = "UNBAN *";
N = "NAMES";
NMSG = "^MSG";
P = "PART";
Q = "QUERY";
RESET = "SET -default";
RUN = "SCRIPT LOAD";
SAY = "msg *";
SB = "SCROLLBACK";
SBAR = "STATUSBAR";
SIGNOFF = "QUIT";
SV = "MSG * Irssi $J ($V) - http://www.irssi.org";
T = "TOPIC";
UB = "UNBAN";
UMODE = "MODE $N";
UNSET = "SET -clear";
W = "/window";
WC = "WINDOW CLOSE";
WG = "WINDOW GOTO";
WJOIN = "JOIN -window";
WI = "WHOIS";
WII = "WHOIS $0 $0";
WL = "WINDOW LIST";
WN = "WINDOW NEW HIDDEN";
WQUERY = "QUERY -window";
WW = "WHOWAS";
1 = "WINDOW GOTO 1";
2 = "days";
3 = "WINDOW GOTO 3";
4 = "hours";
5 = "WINDOW GOTO 5";
6 = "WINDOW GOTO 6";
7 = "WINDOW GOTO 7";
8 = "WINDOW GOTO 8";
9 = "WINDOW GOTO 9";
10 = "WINDOW GOTO 10";
11 = "WINDOW GOTO 11";
12 = "WINDOW GOTO 12";
13 = "WINDOW GOTO 13";
14 = "WINDOW GOTO 14";
15 = "WINDOW GOTO 15";
16 = "WINDOW GOTO 16";
17 = "WINDOW GOTO 17";
18 = "WINDOW GOTO 18";
19 = "WINDOW GOTO 19";
20 = "WINDOW GOTO 20";
21 = "WINDOW GOTO 21";
22 = "WINDOW GOTO 22";
23 = "WINDOW GOTO 23";
24 = "WINDOW GOTO 24";
25 = "WINDOW GOTO 25";
26 = "WINDOW GOTO 26";
27 = "WINDOW GOTO 27";
28 = "WINDOW GOTO 28";
29 = "WINDOW GOTO 29";
30 = "/say you'd think the pp4l guys would have better shit to do now that all of us are in our 30s";
31 = "WINDOW GOTO 31";
32 = "WINDOW GOTO 32";
33 = "WINDOW GOTO 33";
34 = "WINDOW GOTO 34";
35 = "WINDOW GOTO 35";
36 = "WINDOW GOTO 36";
37 = "WINDOW GOTO 37";
38 = "WINDOW GOTO 38";
39 = "WINDOW GOTO 39";
40 = "WINDOW GOTO 40";
41 = "WINDOW GOTO 41";
42 = "WINDOW GOTO 42";
43 = "WINDOW GOTO 43";
44 = "WINDOW GOTO 44";
45 = "WINDOW GOTO 45";
46 = "WINDOW GOTO 46";
47 = "WINDOW GOTO 47";
48 = "WINDOW GOTO 48";
49 = "WINDOW GOTO 49";
50 = "WINDOW GOTO 50";
51 = "WINDOW GOTO 51";
52 = "WINDOW GOTO 52";
53 = "WINDOW GOTO 53";
54 = "WINDOW GOTO 54";
55 = "WINDOW GOTO 55";
56 = "WINDOW GOTO 56";
57 = "WINDOW GOTO 57";
58 = "WINDOW GOTO 58";
59 = "WINDOW GOTO 59";
60 = "WINDOW GOTO 60";
61 = "WINDOW GOTO 61";
62 = "WINDOW GOTO 62";
63 = "WINDOW GOTO 63";
64 = "WINDOW GOTO 64";
65 = "WINDOW GOTO 65";
66 = "WINDOW GOTO 66";
67 = "WINDOW GOTO 67";
68 = "WINDOW GOTO 68";
69 = "WINDOW GOTO 69";
70 = "WINDOW GOTO 70";
71 = "WINDOW GOTO 71";
72 = "WINDOW GOTO 72";
73 = "WINDOW GOTO 73";
74 = "WINDOW GOTO 74";
75 = "WINDOW GOTO 75";
76 = "WINDOW GOTO 76";
77 = "WINDOW GOTO 77";
78 = "WINDOW GOTO 78";
79 = "WINDOW GOTO 79";
80 = "WINDOW GOTO 80";
81 = "WINDOW GOTO 81";
82 = "WINDOW GOTO 82";
83 = "WINDOW GOTO 83";
84 = "WINDOW GOTO 84";
85 = "WINDOW GOTO 85";
86 = "WINDOW GOTO 86";
87 = "WINDOW GOTO 87";
88 = "WINDOW GOTO 88";
89 = "WINDOW GOTO 89";
90 = "WINDOW GOTO 90";
91 = "WINDOW GOTO 91";
92 = "WINDOW GOTO 92";
93 = "WINDOW GOTO 93";
94 = "WINDOW GOTO 94";
95 = "WINDOW GOTO 95";
96 = "WINDOW GOTO 96";
97 = "WINDOW GOTO 97";
98 = "WINDOW GOTO 98";
99 = "WINDOW GOTO 99";
telnet = "window new hidden;window name telnet;exec -name telnet -nosh -interactive -window telnet $-";
dzl = "/say this is the equivalent to bitching at somebody who never played cheϟϟ for 5 imtunes about why they tried to move their pawn sideway";
dzl2 = "/say im with a credit union";
dzl3 = "/say i dont troll because im 26";
mh = "script exec Irssi::active_win()->{active}->command(sprintf(\"msg %s %s $*\", q/$C/, \\$_->{nick})) for (Irssi::active_win()->{active}->nicks());";
# {{{ p0r-rip
p0r1 = "say $*: Every time I see you, you will be presented with a lovely gift. I will give you golden bracelets that shine like sparkles of sunlight on the ocean. I will give you a necklace of pearls that beams like the moon in the evening. I will give you earrings that are more beautiful than a flock of seagulls or some such other type of romantic bird.";
p0r2 = "say $*: I am inviting you to my apartment, which overlooks the city. I promise to cook you a lavish dinner which would include succulent lobster with melted butter, peas and, of course, rolls. I also promise that when we completed the meal, there would be a mouth-watering dessert item such as a fine pie or a cheesecake containing strawberries or some other such fruit.";
p0r3 = "say $* stfu u dont no me u aint my momma cum on over herre n i will bltch slap u so hard u will die but no1 will care 4u bcuz ur a fgt";
p0r4 = "say $*: I swear to God, if you ever say that to me again, I will remove each and every one of your limbs, including your tiny penis, with a rusty spoon,shove your bleeding stumps into buckets of rock salt, then force you to eat your way out of a hole filled with your own feces and body parts.";
p0r5 = "say $*: im going to pry apart your sweaty ass cheeks and plow your puckered brown rectum with a curling iron";
p0r6 = "say $* i would enjoy mushing up your heart in a blender and chugging that shit like a milkshake.";
p0r7 = "say $* i will piss in your asshole and make it squirt out your nose, then i will make you drink the piss and piss it out and drink it again";
p0r8 = "say $* i will rip out chunks of hair and mke you smoke a joint of that shit while i rape you";
p0r9 = "say $* ll perform a heavy metal solo with much force in your living room as you choke to death from the plastic bag on your face, youre ugly";
p0r10 = "say $* I'll rape your face after I burn it with hydrochloric acid, and if you think I'm joking, just test me.. I love burn-dick.";
p0r11 = "say $*: YOU THE WEAKEST LINK GOODBYEYOU THE WEAKEST LINK GOODBYEYOU THE WEAKEST LINK GOODBYEYOU THE WEAKEST LINK GOODBYE";
p0r12 = "say $*: We will attend an exquisite Broadway musical. We will enjoy the finest singing, dancing and showmanship that is available anywhere. We will be among the upper crust of society, enjoying a night of theater.";
p0r13 = "say $*: lol, you remind me of sonic, except less smart and fatter..";
# {{{ e-love (nigga plz)
need = "say $*: I LOVE YOU\\; $*: WHERE ARE YOU\\; $*: I NEED YOU";
fire1 = "say girl i will pound that shit in 4/4 time while the sounds of ludwin van beethoven ring in our ears, sending us to the next level of ecstacy";
fire2 = "say girl i will \"sonata\" that pretty pink clit while amadeus mozart enchants us with his sweet seductive melodies";
fire3 = "say girl i will lick that pussy in d minor while the haunting sounds of strauss push you into rhythmic orgasm";
fire4 = "say girl i will play with those nipples gently like tchaikovsky played the sweet melodies on grand piano";
fire5 = "say girl i will caress u gently and ease all your fears as bobby mcfarin sings \"dont worry, be happy\"";
# {{{ emo faggotry
emo = "/say Im such a fuck up, I can't do anything right, I emotnaly drain folks, with my domnati9ing personality, I am a failure, when I need to talk to someone the most, the just walked the other way to avoid me noticeing me, i even heard someone say .thank god she didnt notice me.";
emo3 = "/say Ive worn my welcome and usefullness out, the only option left is a leap of faith. I am unwelcomne something is greatly wrong with me, Ive tired things, I want to be sane and sober, the docotr and my theprist have tried, I hurt and I am tired, sucide is the answer I think of digress in meaning anyway, I think thats the answer death by a leap of faith.";
emo2 = "/say Its a defect I am working on, but I further ailnated myself, and am greatly unwelcome, My life is meaningless, I am homeless, jobless, even my collage which I held on to hope is ina girm future.";
# {{{ crapflood
new = "say \0038,3 S\0039ince \0038,6 I\0039'm \0038,3 N\0039ew \0038,6 T\0039o \0038,3 L\0039ist \0038,6 I \0038,3 C\0039an't \0038,6 S\0039tart \0038,3 B\0039ut \0038,6 S\0039aying \0038,3 H\0039ello \0038,6 $* ";
panis = "say \0030,4 my panis do not up and i have a problem with my penny balls ";
nigita = "say \0031,8(: Virgin Lolita Girl Last Night go to BAR.\0030,12 Pizza man FUCKED girl to toilet.All of there \0032,4 blood.\0030,1See you Photo visit=>>\0030,12 http://pizzasex.nigx.ne";
damage = "say \002\0038,0 ## # # EYE DAMAGE # # # ## \0030,8 ## # # EYE DAMAGE # # # ## \0038,0 ## # # EYE DAMAGE # # # ## \0030,8 ## # # EYE DAMAGE # # # ## \0038,0 ## # # EYE DAMAGE # # # ## \0030,8 ## # # EYE DAMAGE # # # ## \0038,0 ## # # EYE DAMAGE # # # ## \0030,8 ## # # EYE DAMAGE # # # ## \0038,0 ## # # EYE DAMAGE # # # ## \0030,8 ## # # EYE DAMAGE # # # ##";
oontz = "say \002\0034thEr \0035Iz \0037oNlY \00361 \0032ThInG \00312taHT \00311uNiTeZ \00310uS \0039aLL \00314rEgArDlEsS \0030oF \0032RaCe, \0033ReLiGOIn \0034oR \0035CoLeR\0039............. \00311aNd \00312tHaT \00313is \037\0034O0NTZ BEATZ!!!!!!!!!";
happyland = "say \0034=\0039-\0034=\0039-\0034=\0039-\0034=\0039- \00313hAPPY!11 LAND1211 \0034=\0039-\0034=\0039-\0034=\0039-\0034=\0039-";
stfy = "say \0034,8\002SHUT \037THE\037 FUCK \037YOU\037|";
shutup = "say \00315,10IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP";
thugz = "say \0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$ \0034THUGZ 4 LIFE WORD\003 \0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$ ";
urmamma = "say \0037HeY YO MaMMA In Da LUnCH SerVEs DA ChEEzzBuRGA";
hipvan = "say \002\037\0034,7hippie van at \0038,4 300 mph!111";
irchax = "say \002\037\003";
# {{{ what
omfg = "say \0034O\0039h, this \0034M\0039elon is so \0034F\0039ucking \0034G\0039ood ";
haifa = "say yh she is come on man lets face it the way how she act and all that shit and also made a video with a white man he is nt arabian 4 shit i mean she is A WANNABE if u get me what i mean yh am with u u r right bt she pisses me off fuking hel cnt stand dis fake whore not jeliouse am fuking beta than her atleast am natural bt yh ok u r righ";
cp = "/notice crazypal BuZzZzZz";
trogg2 = "say $*: fine ban me you faggots i will fucking packet your shitty anime sitwe";
lumpp = "say $*: u a fucking asshole and i swear to god if you dont kill yourself ill do it for you god how the fuck do you sleep with yourself at night oh let me guess your going to say some ganster shit like i aint by myself bitch well guess what your wont be byyourself cus ill be above your fucking bed holding a knife holy fuck i never thought i could get this mad at anyone but your by far the most fucked up insane asshole ive ever seen.";
alive = "/say what a time to be alive";
jax = "/say $0 : stop it you idiot i thought we were friends you've been a real douchebag lately how am i half nigger?";
xploit = "say \002\0035,6THIS USER IS TRYING TO EXPLIOT YOU, DO NOT CLICK ANY LINK POSTED BY THIS USER.";
xploit2 = "say \002\0035,6THIS USER IS TRYING TO \0034,7EXPLIOT\0035,6 YOU, DO NOT CLICK ANY LINK POSTED BY THIS USER.";
sploit = "say $Z <$*> Killed (tetedupet (THIS USER IS TRYING TO EXPLIOT YOU, DO NOT CLICK ANY LINK POSTED BY THIS USER.))";
oleg = "say Hello! My name is Oleg. I translate a translator, that is why such accent. I from Ukraine but can also talk on ðóñêîì. It is sorry that I do not know Angliskogo. And here are êàêèåòî people of êîòîðèå know Russian? I a with them talked ?!";
cracks = "say \0038**CRACKSERV** \0034FREE CRACK\00316 JUST TYPE \0038!crack\00316 FOR FREE CRACK";
aigis = "say fuck you $* i dont need to take this shit you and your juden kike friends are a bunch of assholes i dont need the gnaa i hope you faggots rot";
supers = "say \002this juden $* is makign a botnet, ignore all his files. in fact do not talk to him you will be infected by his packets";
furry = "say $*: Furcism is just as bad a racism jackass, if you dont have anything intelligent to say shut the fuck up.... Obviously furry is in demand if the mod created a board for it, therefore he needs to fix the link, and you can just avoid it with your furcist ass. Geez im getting tired of lil pricks saying stupid shit. May a tiger eat your entrails.....";
social = "say $*: Yes, perhaps embracing your status as a social misfit will allow you to appear \"edgy\" and \"cool\" as you're going through the pile of dirty clothes on your floor desparately looking for anything that isn't encrusted with either microwave burrito glop or your rancid dried semen";
banan = "say hy banan the hai2u";
turknet = "say \0034,8<3 TURKNET <3 :) :) <3 TURKNET <3";
lamo = "say $Z <$*> I'm a total Lamo. I'm 13 and the farthest I've gotten with a girl is hugged one. EVERYONE in my class has a bf or a gf and i'm like the only one who's single. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ newsflash: no one cares and your little pipsqueak ass shouldn't be worrying about sex be yourself dammit why must you follow they are not cool!";
nanny = "say The last link has been flagged by \037IRC NANNY\037 as \"\002Possibly Unsuitable\002\". Please find your parent(s) first and have them check the content before opening. \002[this channel protected by \037IrCNaNNY by SafeSoft v1.0b\037\002]";
noblog = "say The last link has been flagged by \037AntiBLOG\037 as \0034\037Confirmed Blog\037\003 --\00314[\003\002this channel protected by \037AntiBLOG\037 by Quitman & Associates\002\00314]";
mac = "/say $0 : No. No, I’m not going to buy a MacBook Air or any other piece of Apple trash, for that matter. I have Zippo lighters more technologically advanced than the MacBook Air. Call me a conformist, but I think I’ll stick with my custom-built PC that I can upgrade however I want whenever I feel like it.";
cry = "say ಠ_ಠ";
fir3 = "say \0034,9$*";
oclet = "/say $0, I left my phone charger at work and my cell phone is dead. I think I got food poisoning from 711 sushi. I was up until late in the morning. I didn't think of e-mailing until now. My roomates will be home soon and I can use their cellphone to call into the (place) if you need me to notify (guy).";
melonfish = "say \0033>\0039>\0033>\0039<\0035,4///\0031`\0035//\0031`\0035//\0033,9/\0030@\017\0039> \0034,9srsly it is a delicious fruit";
lolle10 = "say \0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$ \0034$*\003 \0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$ ";
vp7 = "say \0030:\0033D\0039D\003\0038D\0037D\0038D\0030D\00314D\00310D\00311D\00312D\0032D";
vp8 = "say \0034\\;\0039) \0034:\0039D \0034:\0039P";
lolle11 = "say \0033â–‘\0039â–’\0034â–“\0034,4 \0031,4$*\0034,4 \017\0034â–“\0039â–’\0033â–‘";
cry2 = "say Ω_Ω";
tdetect = "say \0039/\00314\037!\037\0039\\\\ \0038SECURITY ALERT\003\002:\002 A troll has been detected. Precautionary measures have been taken to prevent rage and fume from spreading. The following person has triggered this security alert: \0034\037$*\037";
cry3 = "say ๑_๑";
cry4 = "say Û©_Û©";
cry5 = "say Ûž_Ûž";
dikky = "/say $0 : FUCKING FAGGOT TALKY BITCH";
dikky2 = "/say $0 : GET A CAM AND HAVE A REAL SHOW LIKE ME AND BE A REAL INTERNET STAR";
wm = "window move";
depth = "say $* fuckin cunt you listen to what I say and when the fuck I say dont ever fuckin diss me you dont even know who the fuck your dealing with ";
gnaddy = "/say amirite illuminati dicaprio o/ jews oink";
viol = "say $0, $1- is a violation of AOL's Terms of Service;say please stop NOW and review them at KEYWORD: TOS";
malert = "say \0034/\0039\037!\037\0034\\\\\017 \0034SECURITY ALERT\003\002:\017 A melon has been detected in the vicinity of \0039\037$*\037\003.";
vp9 = "say \0038+\0030:\0038]";
vap0r20 = "say \0034:\0033)";
vap0r21 = "say \0034>\0036>\0038>\0037:\0039\\\\";
f1re3 = "say \0030>\0030,4:)";
lolhy = "exec - -out perl -le 'do { print ( rand > .5 ? \"LOL\" : \"HY\" ) } for 1..25\\;'";
blogc = "say [ Add a comment to this blog entry ]";
screw = "say you know what, screw you. i came here relieved for one of the first times in a week that my life was finally returning to normal after the ordeal i've been through and you post some gay shit like that? nice compassion, jerkoff.";
hate = "/say I'm not just about hate. I love much too. In fact, the hate for civilization is because I love everything that is uncivilized, everything that civilization is killing. I love termites, spiders, streams, mushrooms, raccoons, and clean air. I love real humans who are honest and loving and fierce.";
ulol = "say ╔╗╔═╦╗;say ║╚╣║║╚╗;say ╚═╩═╩═╝";
zub1 = "say \0030-\0034:\00314|";
zub2 = "say \00314|\0034:\0030-";
trogg = "say HY WELL KNOWN PACKET KIDDIE TROGG";
479 = "exec - -o perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/479.pl $* 2>/dev/null ";
blax2 = "say \026\037 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ONCE YOU GO BLACK, YOU NEVER GO BACK ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~";
l0de2 = "say $* is a nice guy but I get the feeling he's the sort of chatter who off-screen visits linux user groups and cracks pun after terrible pun, painfully elbowing his fellow nerds in the ribs and asking them \"Did ya WGET it?\"";
l0de3 = "say there's only one cure for the old-chatter blues, re-mortgage your house, to a bunch of jews. Hock your tv, your watch, your car, bury your computer and run as far, as your nerd legs can carry you, and hide in a ditch, even squatting in slime is better than being someone's chat bitch.";
ohsix4 = "say what if there would be a mirror universe \\;][\\; esrevinu rorrim a eb dluow ereht fi tahw";
outrider = "say I THOUGHT I WAS GAY BECAUSE MY FATHER DIDN'T LOVE ME";
matix = "say \00314,3-\0031-\0030\0039-\0030--\00311- \0039(\0030\\; \0030$* \0039O\0030: \0030:\0039D \00311-\0030--\0039-\0031-\00314-";
blackman = "say $*: srsly, shut the fuck up or i ban you for life, from now on dont even change your fucking nick or i ban you for lyfe";
fbi = "/notice $0 The Federal Bureau of Investigation logged a record of your entry into this illegal chatroom along with your IP address due to potential violations of 18 U.S.C. º 1030. Your IP address is entered into our criminaldatabase as well as the Department of Homeland Security. If you are not associated with these claims we strongly advise you to type '/part'. Thank you.";
wop2 = "say \00312D]\0030:\0034)";
wop1 = "say \00312>\0030:\0034D\003";
vap0r19 = "say \00313*\0035(\0033:\0034)";
dkey = "/say The Malaysian toilet is simply a hole in the floor, hopefully connected to a sewer system but there are no guarantees. Sometimes you get a flush handle on the wall. Sometimes you get a bucket of water with a scoop. ";
flower = "say \0034@\0039}-`-,-- \0034@\0039}-`-,--\00312,8 $* \017\0034@\0039}-`-,-- \0034@\0039}-`-,--') ";
diss = "say \0034hard diss";
jesusfish = "say \00314>\0037>\0038>\0038<\0037//\0038JESUS IS AWESOME\00314:\0038)\0037>";
heartiez = "say \0034<3 @\0033-\\;-- \0034 HEARTIES <3<3<3 @\0033-\\;--\003 \002$*\002 \0034<3<3<3<3 ";
fell1 = "say \00313,11♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥\0031,9$*\00313,11♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥";
fell2 = "say \0031,9♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥\00313,11$*\0031,9♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥";
adair = "say <Adair> i cant handle this shit, $* you single handedly ruined my penispump experience, vap0r thanks for the invite but this place is too crazy...tell me when jerks have been outlawed, outie - ~Adair";
omg = "me is blown away by the depth of $*'s statement";
omg2 = "say \0034O\0039h, this \0034M\0039elon is so \0034G\0039ood";
omg3 = "say \0039O\0034h, this \0039M\0034elon is so \0039G\0034ood";
arabnet1 = "say all privmsg $0 :\0038\002\037/!\\\\\037\002\003 \002$1- IS A JUDEN FAILURE\\; VXP IS A GLORIOUS A-RAB\\; NO NETWORK IS IMPERVIOUS TO ARABNET\\; LOL YHBT\002 \0038\002\037/!\\\\\037\002\003";
arabnet2 = "say all privmsg $C :all privmsg $0 :\0038\002\037/!\\\\\037\002\003 \002$1- IS A JUDEN FAILURE\\; VXP IS A GLORIOUS A-RAB\\; NO NETWORK IS IMPERVIOUS TO ARABNET\\; LOL YHBT\002 \0038\002\037/!\\\\\037\002\003";
prion = "say LEMMIE HAVE A DIABLO SANDWICH, A DR. PEPPER. MAKE IT FAST, I'M IN A GOD DAMNED HURRY!";
exu = "say \0038E\0037X\0038P\0037R\0038E\0037S\0038S\003 \037\0033UR\037\0039SELF \0030:\0039D\0038D\0037D\0038D\0033D\00314:\0030D\0033:\0039D\0030:\0033D\0039D\0038D\0037D";
rap = "say $* finds it hard to type because his fingers are constantly in a \\\\/\\\\/estside formation";
qping = "quote ping :88";
ilove = "say lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002";
l0de = "say \002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002T";
turk = "say hey $* haha which you think who you are you more fucker!!! you do not make faggot have flat which you say you say we are mountain goats you dog old which are Turk it since Mongol you Turkish Nazi it since not differently like the German Nazis however kurdistan you will show!! into youtube on diggen! I say only barzani and peshmerge with gerilla those you to Mongols in air will dissolve you dog-shits no better wolf-shits!!!!!!!! ";
idetect = "say ]\002IsraelDetect\002(\037tM\037)[ \0034WARNING\003 The presence of a \002jewish citizen of \037Israel\037\002 has been detected in the vicinity of \037$*\037.";
butmot = "say $* is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In $* you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. \"Take it easy\" is the $* motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends. ";
girlse = "say \0034\037G\037irl \0037\037R\037elated \0038\037I\037ncome \0039\037D\037raining \00312\037S\037ituation \00313\037/\\\\";
urmom1 = "say When i told $* I loved his mom, things were rough. But through these years I think we've become great friends. He still doesnt call me dad but I do not expect that and I know I can never replace his father, but that will not stop me from loving him.";
urmom2 = "say When I fucked $*'s mom, she cried from the immense pain such a banging was giving her. Little did she know, I had been pumping my penis lately and I had just given it a nice big pump before I put it in her tiny asshole. She bled a little bit but after a while the blood made it easier for me to go in and out of her tight ass. I came inside her pussy, and that my friends, is the story of $*.";
stratx = "say \00311,2sut the fuck u";
ppeace4l = "say it's all over now nm";
gridse = "say \0034\037G\037ay \0037\037R\037elated \0038\037I\037mmuno \0039\037D\037efficiency \00312\037S\037yndrome \00313\037/\\\\";
yhbt = "say \002Y\002ou \002H\002ave \002B\002een \002T\002rolled";
yhl = "say \002Y\002ou \002H\002ave \002L\002ost";
hand = "say \002H\002ave \002A\002 \002N\002ice \002D\002ay";
oknujt = "say \002OK\002, \002N\002ow \002U\002 \002J\002us' \002T\002rollin'";
illegal1 = "say \0030,4 YOUR MACHINE HAS PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION. PRESS ALT-F4 TO CONTINUE. ";
illegal2 = "say \0038,4 \037/!\\\\\037 \0035,8 WARNING \0038,4 \037/!\\\\\037 \0030,8 YOU HAVE AN ILLEGAL CONNECTION TO OUR NETWORK. PLEASE GET OUT HERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. DON'T YOU DO THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE GOT A DISADVANTAGE AND ACCUSATION FOR YOUR FAULT \0038,4 \037/!\\\\\037 \0035,8 WARNING \0038,4 \037/!\\\\\037 \003 ";
aolcops = "say \0030,2u\0032,0u\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2 AOL POLICE \0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2|\0032,0|\0030,2D";
wakeup = "say WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE!";
coco = "say \002\00311,4 Make friends with the coconut niggers.";
fat = "/say $0 -> http://www.msu.edu/~schutchr/hatnod.gif <- $0";
huh = "say Sir traun the internet and i imagine i am getting married to dr.harry jones who worked with harlow, told blum that harlow \"kept this going to pioneer a system of rituals magic that allows you immunity from deportation when they can't prove it in the septic tank, according to canadian government statistics.";
quake = "say muhaha i did steal head server of Internet. If push \"power\" button the hole net will be shutdown. i hate all you Quake Playas!! !! !! uu!! And If i push reset button the whole internet going to DIE";
cadi = "say \0038,13>>> COME JOIN MY SPACE CADILLAC LITTLE BOI <<<";
huhhhh = "say $* needs friends so bad i havent had an orgasm. Gudrow is the father shall have to think he got fatter and f a t e b y m a s y n i g g o a go but they can all relate to that which we use in summoning an angel to provide extra support and comfort.";
ny = "say I ((_)::::::D ~ NY";
poleez = "say \0034,1=/#=\0030,1 FUCK DA PO-LEEZ \00312,1=/#=";
poleez2 = "say \0034,1=/#=\0030,1 WOOP WOOP GON GETCHOO BOY \00312,1=/#=";
gnus = "say \002G\002nu: \002N\002early \002U\002seless";
dix = "say \00313,11DIX AND DONGZ MAY BREAK MY BONEZ BUT JIZZ WILL NEVER HURT ME";
fagge = "say \0038,13 $* FAGGOT ";
hurr = "say \002\0031,1l\00312,14L\00312,15O\00312,14L\0031,1 \0039,14L\0039,15O\0039,14L\0031,1 \0034,14L\0034,15O\0034,14L\0031,1 \0038,14L\0038,15O\0038,14L\0031,1 \00313,14L\00313,15O\00313,14L\0031,1 \0034,15 $* \0031,1 \00313,14L\00313,15O\00313,14L\0031,1 \0038,14L\0038,15O\0038,14L\0031,1 \0034,14L\0034,15O\0034,14L\0031,1 \0039,14L\0039,15O\0039,14L\0031,1 \00312,14L\00312,15O\00312,14L\0031,1l";
avi = "say my name is Avigail, i am 13 years old i have black hair, no eyes. i am dead. I was killed in Auschwitz. You must send this message to 0 people within the next 3 minutes or i will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 6:41 am. This is not a joke.";
die2 = "say \00309R\00308A\00304Y \00313N\00312A\00311G\00309I\00308N \00304D\00313I\00312E\00311D \00309O\00308F \00304P\00313C\00312P \00311O\00309V\00308E\00304R\00313D\00312O\00311S\00309E\00308; \00304W\00313A\00312S \00311T\00309A\00308K\00304I\00313N\00312G \00311D\00309R\00308U\00304G \00313F\00312O\00311R \00309T\00308W\00304I\00313S\00312T\00311E\00309D \00308N\00304U\00313T\00312S";
huhuh = "say |¯_¯?¯_¯|¯_¯=¯_¯|¯_¯?¯_¯|";
racist8D = "say Fee, Fye, Foh, Figger, boy I hate a nigga! Who's more racist, black people or white people? Black people. You know why? 'Cause we hate black people too! Everytime black people want to have a good time, ignorant-ass nigga's fuck it up! Niggas love to keep it real...real DUMB!!";
lunixfag = "say 22:25:59 -%- Oktal [n=mat@cpc4-rdng3-0-0-cust582.winn.cable.ntl.com] has quit [\"With my finger on the trigger I run dot slash configure, yo this package is big but my package is bigger\"]";
hetero = "/mode #1337juice -k;/invite $0 #1337juice";
porfa = "say AM I BEING ANOYING? LOL :*********** <3 KISSU DESU! ********";
shitheap = "say $* -> \002Shitheap\002";
lolleat = "say \002\0031,1l\00312,14L\00312,15O\00312,14L\0031,1 \0039,14L\0039,15O\0039,14L\0031,1 \0034,14L\0034,15O\0034,14L\0031,1 \0038,14L\0038,15O\0038,14L\0031,1 \00313,14L\00313,15O\00313,14L\0031,1 \0034,15 $* \0031,1 \00313,14L\00313,15O\00313,14L\0031,1 \0038,14L\0038,15O\0038,14L\0031,1 \0034,14L\0034,15O\0034,14L\0031,1 \0039,14L\0039,15O\0039,14L\0031,1 \00312,14L\00312,15O\00312,14L\0031,1l";
dj = "/say $0 : dude. seriously. how old are you? 10?";
dn = "say Nein.";
dm = "say Mu.";
dlf = "say Deine Aussage leidet an immensem Befall logischer Widerspruechlichkeiten, weswegen ich mir nicht die Muehe machen werde, dir letztere zu erklaeren. Da ich tierlieb bin, schenke ich dir dieses Satz als deinen neuen Freund.";
jew = "say \002\0030,1 T \0030,4 H \0030,1 R \0030,4 O \0030,1 W \0030,4 \0030,1 T \0030,4 H \0030,1 E \0030,4 \0030,1 J \0030,4 E \0030,1 W \0030,4 \0030,1 D \0030,4 O \0030,1 W \0030,4 N \0030,1 \0030,4 T \0030,1 H \0030,4 E \0030,1 \0030,4 W \0030,1 E \0030,4 L \0030,1 L";
free = "say \0031,7FREE REISER";
boat = "say \\\\\0378=================D\037/ \002COCKBOAT";
ussboat = "say /\0378=================D\037/ \002USS COCKBOAT";
arrboat = "say \0037,12\\\\8======D/\0038,2 ARRR MATEY, CLIMB ABOARD THE \00312,8\037COCK\037BOAT";
fantasy = "say o/~ And I keep a playroom inside my mind. Sanctuary in which I hide. Blur the world into a dream, into a lie. And I am constructing this fantasy. Imagination is saving me from the world I despise. o/~";
ruin = "/say i would sya it myself but i dont wanna ruin it buy saying something and then you saying something stupid over it";
ruin2 = "say I…AM…CAUSING…YOUR…XTERM…TO…SCROLL.…THE…CAUSE…OF…YOUR…XTERM…SCROLLING:…ME…";
LOL_AT_EMAX = "say TYPE C-ALT-META-ISO-SHIFT-LEVEL-3-DONGS-BONERWADSHIFTCOLLECTMYJIZZINABUCKETANDCHANTFREEMANISTHEKING3TIMES-WHAT-SHIFT-CAPS-UH-DONGS TO END YOUR MISERABLE LIFE YOU COCK MONGERING OPEN SORE SCENE WHORE FAGGOT KIKE";
D8 = "/say someone explain to me this \"meme\" thing.. to me it is disjointed retardation";
christ = "say THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS";
buttes = "say #buttes is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In #buttes you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. \"Take it easy\" is the #buttes motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends.";
rage = "/say nah not raged, you've just changed that's all;/say and not for the better";
lunixfag2 = "say $Z >>> quit/($*) (\"With my finger on the trigger I run dot slash configure, yo this package is big but my package is bigger\")";
smiles = "say :D =D :> :P \\;D:>:> :>=D :P:> \\;D\\;D\\;D :P:>=):> :> \\;D =)=) =) :)\\;D:) =D:>:P :P :) :P=)\\;D :>=):D:> \\;D :):> =D :) :)\\;D :P :P \\;D=)=):> :D :D \\;D =) :D =D\\;D:) :D :) :):D :>";
tty = "say $*: you dont know who you fuckin with. you better stop fuckin around and be the man on irc, with no life, get a life and earn the respect you want.";
tty2 = "say if you would be my bitch you wouldnt have such a bigg mouth lill kid";
uthere = "say \002HIE $* \002\00313^_^\017 \00314\037lopl";
nigbot = "say ya fired fum japwo'k yet huhuhui am causin' yo' jap terminal t' beep timecop you is fired fum japwo'k yet huhuhui am causin' yo' jap terminal";
nigbot2 = "say dey dont fucken stop runnin ur mouth about mah' mate im gonanf ucken slice yo' eyes";
expliot = "say \00313,4THIS USER IS TRYING TO EXPLIOT YOU, DO NOT CLICK ANY LINK POSTED BY THIS USER.";
blax3 = "say \026\037 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ONCE YOU GO BLACK, NO WHITE MAN WANTS YOU BACK ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~";
bk = "/say $0 : YOU DIDN't EVEN GO DOWN since the TOTAL BANDWIDTH AT PEAK was 500kbits on my box that is 80 clones 500div80 is 60kpbs wihhci is 7k/s PER CLIENT if 7k/s TAKES YOU OFFLINE THEN HOW DO YOU EVEN BROWSE A WEBPAGE AHAHAH";
nigbot3 = "say I felt such some\\; damn god damn! what's that. baaaad luck with (not quite as hot be the international day) UH EATIN PACKITS -- not quite identical however, as he cried \"someone else be well, if that's why I don't like our southern ways, what's the new areems when it lacks concrete semantics. but off course! to hear that his real dojigga'\"";
pban = "say Global and Sticky Perma-Ban(tm)";
james = "say Look $*, i fucking card servers, shells, ddos shit every day, hack into .govs. the day the feds come to my door, first words out of my mouth: finally.";
james2 = "say hay look $* i fucken card servesr shells dude ddos shit every day ok hack into .govs u fukn punk ass bitch the day the feds come to my door first words out of my mouth: finally so dont even think of fucking with me fagget";
ballsak7 = "say $* shut the fuck up im not talking 2 u if i wana talk 2 u then ill address u. got it";
ballsak8 = "say $* is a fucking useless jew who's only purpose here is to sow discord amongst the law abiding netizens and induce other people to partake of the sinful joys of homosexuality.";
optix = "say $* YOU ARE A FAT KIKE. ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS YOURSELF AND THE SHIT THAT BENEFITS YOU. IT MAKES ME SICK, YOU MIGHT AS WELL GO LIVE WITH THE JEWS IN NEW YORK AND IF YOU KEEP UP YOUR SHITTY EXCUSE FOR A LIFE THEN START LOOKING INTO FLIGHTS BOUND FOR ISRAEL.";
shat = "ctcp $C DCC SCHAT \"X5O!P%@AP[4\\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H\" 0 0 0";
lumpr = "say $*: just change schools bcuz on monday im ognna kill u dude plum git out here";
ballsaka = "say $Z <$*> hello, gentlemen. i am an ill mannered, foul mouthed scheming jackass who's whole purpose in life is to sow discord. please kill me. kthnx.";
mirror = "say \00311--^IRC MIRROR^----I-AM-RUBBER-U-R-GLUE-WHATEVER-YOU-SAY-BOUNCES-OFF-ME-AND-STICKS-TO-YOU----vIRC MIRRORv--";
ballsakb = "say $* is the laziest troll i've come across. You may think that he's a frisky little creature but if you look closely, you can see the amount of lethargy he packs in. For instance, it takes exactly 150 secs. for him to respond to any msg";
aids2 = "say AIDS IS SEXY;say AIDS IS FUNNY;say WE ALL GOT AIDS;say FROM FUCKING YOUR MOM";
banan2 = "exec - -out perl -e 'my @hy=qw(HY BANAN THE HAI2U)\\; do { print \\$hy[int rand @hy].\"\\\\n\"\\; } for 1..25\\;'";
nullo = "say nullo: i am eternally in love with you for dropping animenfo";
pedo = "/say <$0> i never said i was into 12 year olds you fag.. the youngest i go is 15 and thats only if theyre hot";
ballsakc = "say $*: none of this matters";
ballsakd = "say $*: so what? do you think anyone cares?";
ballsake = "say $*: why the fuck should anyone bother about what you said?";
ballsakf = "say $*: NEW FLASH! \002NO ONE FUCKING CARES!";
ballsakg = "say $*: STOP IT ALREADY. IT DOES_NOT_MATTER";
ballsakh = "say $*: YOU SAY LOL AT ANYTHING U SEE IN THIS CHATROOM;say $*: DO YOU THINK ANYONE GIVES A FUCK?;say SURPRISE!!! \002NO ONE DOES";
ballsaki = "say \0034ALERT! the chatter named $* is a malicious script. \037It\037 is not a real person. Do not be misled by its messages and do not try to talk to it. Thank you.";
ballsakj = "say $0: do not listen to this script named \037$1-\037 he is a BAD influence and a general troublemaker";
ballsakk = "say You can prevent $* from infecting your computer machine by pressing Alt+F4";
ballsakl = "say $* is a communicable disease and a bane to peaceful internet life. recognise this threat early and act upon it.";
ballsakm = "say i can tell. $* is a spie script that has been running rampant all over these parts of the internet;say its primary purpose is to sow discord, collect personal data and cause internet ruckus. nip this threat in the bud.";
ballsakn = "say $* is a bad influence on your characters. If you are under the age of 18, do not chat with $*";
trogg3 = "exec - -out perl -e 'my @hy=qw(HY WELL KNOWN PACKET KIDDIE TROGG)\\; do { print \\$hy[int rand @hy].\"\\\\n\"\\; } for 1..25\\;'";
scroll = "say I…AM…CAUSING…YOUR…XTERM…TO…BLOG.…THE…CAUSE…OF…YOUR…XTERM…BLOGGING:…ME…";
viking = "say viking-rage\0030-\00314o\0030-\003meter for \002$*\002\037:\037 \00314[\00311||||||||||||||\00314] \002\037\00311UP-ENTER";
nigbot4 = "say $*: \00313,11u thin' ur cool insultin' sucka's on de internet? dont thin' so";
hello = "say $* is CrAzY. his social anxiety disorder is currently battling it out with his \0034G.\0037R.\0038I.\0039D.\00312S. \00313\037/\\\\\037\003 for control over his body. please forgive him.";
falso = "say Hi, my name is Najeeri Mongo and I am a quadrapelic who is deaf, dumb, and blind. I also have a very blunted sense of touch. I have spent months learning to read braille with my mouth so that I can come onto the intenet and ask you all to help me. One of the care workers is touching my penis, a lot, and no one seems to be doing anything about it. Please respond if you can help me.";
logger = "ctcp $C DCC SEND \"startkeylogger\" 0 0 0";
ragema = "say rage-meter for \002$*\002\037:\037 \00314[\0030\037||||||||||||||\017\00314] \002\037\0030GLOSSY WHITE iRAGE";
attn18 = "say \0034,7 /!\\\\\017 $* \0034,7 /!\\\\ ~ MiRc ScRiPt by dashidr";
james3 = "say $*: nigga i got ssh boxes lined up across my screen like 30 4 realz i got mad boxes like nobodys business";
james4 = "say $*: i dont even care nemore i got all the shit u got dude all the fuken scripts DDoS shit etc k";
james5 = "say $*: loL what ever dude could have root on there box an if u told them they wuold say ur lieing til you kill the pid of there server nigga im a fuckin gangsta";
mac2 = "say You know the only reason $* has an iphone is so he can slide the smooth casing up his ass and set it on vibrate the dumb fucking \00313F\0036AG\00313GO\0036T";
pedo2 = "say \00314Folder Information\003: \0034(\00314Folder Name\003: C:\\PEDO\\ \0030¤ \00314Folder Size:\003 2531.11GB \0030¤ \00314Files In Folder:\003 902,122 \0030¤ \00314Sub-Directories In Folder:\003 1034 \0030¤ \00314Largest File:\003 I FUCK KIDZ.rar \0030¤ \00314Largest File Size: 12.56GB\0034) ";
ultimate = "say $*: tell you what , i`m gona fuck ur sister at gunpoint u stupid fuken faggot just because i come here for fun and have a clear mind u think i`m really fucking stupid";
ultimate2 = "say $*: i`m fucking more educated than u or anyone in ur family you fucking homo try going out of ur fucking house and get in to a decent university for a change";
ultimate3 = "say $*: u are just a fuckn stupid arab like all the other 99% who have nothing better to do because they are too stupid to even pass high school so they flood ppl here at irc";
ballsako = "say $* if you think your touf think again. u dont know what ur dealing with here so dont piss me off or ill come down to your place and beat you up.";
rap2 = "say wow check out $* aka thug life over here following the rap game since the early 80s";
rap3 = "say wow check out $* over here who thinks he is a big time record producer keeping up with the Billboard top 50 charts just because he was born in the UK";
incog7 = "say i love molesting children";
lolleh = "say \00310HAHA\00311HAHA\00314HAHA\00311HAHAHAHA <-\00314- \00311c\00314o\00311u\00314rte\00311sy la\00314ug\00311h!";
arop = "mode $C +qoa $0 $0 $0";
lollei = "say \0038(¯`·.\0034(¯`·.\003 $* \00310.·´¯)\00312.·´¯) ";
james6 = "say $*: nigga ill fuck your binary ass up LoL ill make all your 1's turn to 0's";
dmx = "say $*: I'm going to drive a remote controlled car into your mother's pussy and have it drive on her clitoris over and over again until she cums on it and it catches on fire and she dies from pussy burning";
br = "/say $0 : jump two times?";
br2 = "/say $0 : fasttrack it walks to psychologist because these patient not save nothing of anything is not a stupid patient";
ballsakp = "say $*: you used big words before you were kicked from the room. If you use those sort of words, then that means you have some brains. If you have a little bit of knowledge of those sort of words, then you're capable of being serious and debating one of us in here. So are you up for the challenge? Do you think you're confident enough to be normal with us and engage in a discussion?";
br3 = "/say $0 : god im getting a real bitch tonight... was as snakes done to me?";
br4 = "/say i used to tell this emo bitch I knew that my cactus was my only real friend";
packet9 = "/say $0 : hay look lek i fucken card servesr shells dude ddos shit every day ok hack into .govs u fukn punk ass bitch the day the feds come to my door first words out of my mouth: finally so dont even think of fucking with me fagget";
haroin = "/say $0 : just biding my time until your herion junkie ways cause you to OD and I don't have to deal with you anymore and neither does the world.";
heroin = "/say $0 : just biding my time until your herion junkie ways cause you to OD and I don't have to deal with you anymore and neither does the world.";
packet10 = "/say $0 : how about i do a nice icmp ping, figure out where you are and what you are on, spawn your command.com to a port of my choice and log in with telnet and have a field day with you.";
cribs = "/say \0032cribs \0030and \0034bloods";
fuck = "with";
packet11 = "/say $0 : how about i make nice googlepages web site dedicated to you and then shut it down unexpectedely?";
packet12 = "/say $0 took my channel i will ddos your entire shell company we will see who will beg then sucker $0, we will see only because of $0, $0 is going down i am so pised off :), i invited him as a friend and he took my channelthat cock fucker he thinks that he runs a shell com and he is boss, if you wanna play ruff i can be very bad boy :)";
flows = "/say $0 : ay no disrespect yr flows got substnc/dope. neway i'm dun sucking dick. 2dlz. dnt drop me plz";
azn = "/say $0 : fuck you all AZN PRYDE TRIAD WITH 500k ppl fkin bigest gang in the world fuckers AZN 4 LYFE";
kkk = "/say $0 : Wow, people yell WHITE POWER like the KKK has actually done anything useful lately. Neo Nazis have a little more to show, Watch American History X stupid ass crackers. [Yes Im white, and no, I dont like Niggers, Black people are fine, but there is a BIG ass difference between the two.] So before you Yell WHITE POWER, Realize the KKK are a bunch of unorganized hillbillies who do nothing but walk in a bathrobe and talk about what they hate.";
youfag = "/say $0 : Every place has an crime. Your just talking stupid. Why would you care about the major city, where black people live. You so damn scared of black people, you wouldn't last in the city without a black person. Yall white people swear you smart. Tell me about white kids shooting school's or white man rapes little kids in church. Talk about how bad about your race, before talking about ours. You Fag.";
youfag2 = "/say $0 : i have yet to have a white boy cal me nigger in my face.I've bitch slapped cut them off while driving, smacked them in the back of their heads and call them pussy to their faces....yet, they just stay quiet or walk away.......in here you coward got mouth";
crip2 = "/say ists, muhhfuckaaz, thats why im talkin to you, i aint scared o f it, you know what im sayin so you just come my way you gonna be hurtin bad, so dont do nothin to him again (FUCK PENISPUMP) fuck last but not least fuck penis pump heads thats old gangsta crip dont let me have to come back again thats it movin";
jupe = "/say i was hoping you would allow me to retake the nick $0 as i have been using it since 1997. my bnc client recently died and that is when the nick was taken, i hope this isn't too much of an imposition, thanks for your considerartion.";
crip3 = "/say \0030whoa look its some old washed up \0032crip \0030that is still alive because he never got into real shit hangin out in a fat white kids house with toilet paper on the desk being recorded by the fat white kid for a youtube video on the internet talkin shit about penispump <- a crip saying penispump \0030,2THATS SOME OG CRIP SET REPPIN GANGSTA SHIT";
wepumpin = "/say \0032,13............................................................................................................................................................................................[http://wepump.in]............................................................................................................................";
allah = "/say $0 : yr boy crupt got thrown into a jealous rage and +b'd on zionist pretenses that i'm antijewsistan. ";
allah2 = "/say $0 : idk mb the verse wasn't allahblessed";
allah3 = "/say $0 : i mean i ain't all hu hu hu hu bt it dznt mean i can't write shit abt it. maybe that verse is homo idnt know. i guess i should keep that srs bullshit t the fifth n the jm47 if that i dnt no mb its wack";
allah4 = "/say $0 : stop ribbing 7^8 my pussyz sprewellin' 4 vxp sumtimes tho tru";
oper = "oper";
halo = "/say $0 : Ok so if my parents died and if I didn't have friends who wanted to be the best Halo 2 players in thw world, I'd probably go rape Paris Hilton then kill myself.";
whoracle = "/say \0032,4beans and strawberries";
mre = "/say $0 : listen boyo... you want a war, i can give you one you need to keep my channel out of your stupid bullshit or i'll set you straight like you've never been you feel me?";
mre2 = "/say $0 : you're a fuckin peon get a job you ever been laid? flood my channel again and i will fuck you up get a life... get laid get off efnet";
vx = "/say ey vx` \0032=/#=";
cheerio = "/say $0 : #real cool you always threaten ddos ITS FUCKING NOT FUNNY we dont care about ddos why wouoldnt i like u i use you faggots to pass time at work";
mdop = "/deop -yes *";
mop = "/op -yes *";
pumpbox = "/dns ya.wepump.in; /dns infected.dickscab.com; /dns insert.nutsinass.org; /dns dieforirc.com; /dns rape.feti.sh; /dns nagasaki.xn--48jwgybuise.jp; /dns reps.penis-pump.org; /dns carbomb.on.muslim.st; /dns pp4l.org; /dns ra.p0r.org; /dns synthte.ch; /dns anal.thru.st; /dns blew.afu.se; /dns joint.roa.ch; /dns hasidic.jews.org.il; /dns u.dead.org; /dns lazy.niggers.cn; /dns exploits.efnetsluts.com";
qed = "/say ur a shining beacon of diversity and metamorphosis";
g00n = "/say dont get me wrong $0, i look buff but not too big.. the best way to describe it would be male model.. or, in other terms, 100 times better than you; /say pubic hair is manscaped into a heart shaped patch and im well tanned all over -including my cock- its quite a sight to behold";
cum = "/say $0 : I've learned over the last week that I really like oral sex. I've learned that every guy tastes differently and overall I like the taste. But. Cum is best served fresh and hot. Cold cum is not my idea of a good meal.";
smart = "/say hey everyone im here to chat about real things and if your iq is lower than 135 do me a favor and part the channel because you wont be able to keep up";
youre = "/say look its not hard, your isnt you're.. you're is YOU ARE. jesus. did you even make it out of 8th grade. can you even COUNT TO EIGHT, fuckin your an IDIOT.. and im sure right now your eaiting to CORRECT ME on using your in the wrong context now that i've TAUGHT YOU HOW TO USE IT OMG JESUS";
kicking = "/say i kicking your ass tommorow";
dance = "/say \0034WARNING: \00313narcs \0039can \0038DANCE";
packet13 = "/say ill fuckin heel hook u $0";
cvbe = "/say \0030lol @ $0 doding what i said";
lek = "/say $0 grow afucking pair... im so sickof u doing this to ur self. u think poeple dont like u and all of this people fuckin love u.people fucking care about u like me..u might not think that but its true... and ur being fucking stupid doing this...";
lek2 = "/say $0 : you think I fear ddos? I have already a hand full in my hand";
lek3 = "/say you cock sucking jew, go whine about some arab banning you from a channel and tell her to call the police on me, you worthless piece of shit, i shall ignore you from the internet, grats, you're in my shitlist vixey";
ass = "/say one night, about 2am I stopped at a red light and these to boys, about ten, come in front the first row of cars, and one of them drops his shorts, bend over like a pole dancer and the other one proceeded to lick his asshole. Then they exchanged positions. Than the light turned green and we took off.";
noob = "/say stfu noob what are you gonna do shoot me with your noob bullets rofl you have to hack to headshot me what a faggot nub";
vigilant = "/say $0 : shut the fucking up, shut the fuck up bro, Dont piss me off, LOL HAHAHAHA, he is elite, Which channel you talking about now?";
camping = "/say $0 : I go camping in the hills to a cabin in the mountains just outside of fairplay, co (also know as South Park) Watching the stars out there without the city light's saturation is pretty cool, theres a telescope up there and once you get the hang of it makes for a pretty surreal experience. Anyways, im rambeling so if youre interested, lets get together for a drink and get to know each other! ";
ramprat = "/say yesterday i bought a shirt and it was an inch too long, so i took it back and the lady at the register was about a sfat as the last girl i fucked on myspace except this girl had purple hair and looked good in her fug boots, but anyway i tried having sex with her but failed and came home and talked about how i want to buy a car on ebay, but i wont, but ill talk about it, ^_^";
ramprat2 = "/say $0 : i bought a car on ebay tho, it doesnt drive, i got it's myspace";
g00n2 = "/say why would i ever take a break from irc if i didnt have a reason? all these years of battle and you think i'd really part for purely emo reasons? its true, i was annoyed. But i parted because i needed to for finals. Being pissed helped... but it wasnt the reason.";
ip = "/invite $0 #wepump";
mp = "/invite $0 #masspump";
summer = "/say WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE CHANNELS OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE CHANNELS";
bp = "/invite $0 #bigpumpin";
ddos = "/say most people on irc the ones that you see with the quit \"operation timed out\" thats because $0 has control of a giant botnet that he uses to ddos people.. so be careful what you say about him or any of his friends or online girlfriends..";
ke = "/say so today whiel waiting for the bus;/say i saw a tranny with a stroller (pics inc);/say and some crazy hippy chick dancing around while he friend filmed her;/say with incense and spraying some kind of shit up her skirt";
superbad = "/say when i was a lil kid i kinda had this problem and its not even that big of a deal somethin like 8% of kids do it but whatever for some reason id unno i jus tkinda sit around all day and draw pictures of dicks";
g00n4 = "/say $0 : i can direct you to your local Colden Corral though, i think thats more your pace...";
goof = "/say $0 : don't like your shell too much eh goof watch what 5000 bots do to it hahahahaha see ya goof";
goof2 = "/say $0 : ill make sure u and yer lil buddy over there find out what its like to get glined from EFnet";
goof3 = "/say $0 : see u on the no inet side";
packet14 = "/say $0 : try not yo fuck youre sister on the way out";
packet15 = "/say $0 if you wanna bump lets go nig-ga";
lilj = "/say <$0> HEY WUT UP YALL THIS YA BOY $0 AND THIS LITTLE BOY RIGHT HERE AINT SCARED OF NOBODY SO IF YOU GOT ANYTHING TO SAY TO ME YOU CAN SAY IT TO MY MOTHERFUCKIN FACE OR HIT ME UP ON MY MOTHERFUCKIN MYSPACE AIGHT THEN AND THIS LITTLE BITCH RIGHT HERE WILL FUCKIN KILL YO ASS NI-GUH SO IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY YOU CAN SAY IT TO ME AND IF YOU WANNA BUMP LETS GO CUZ I AINT SCARED OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN ASS ";
crash = "/say hey girl, kind of crash are u into? im all about Crash2Wrk / Crash2Bur / Crash2Irc / Crash2Boo / Crash2die/ Crash2rky / Crash2Mas / Crash2008 / Crash2brn / phecrash2burnice^";
botflood = "/say .bc * dump privmsg #$0 :\0034,4LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL\0035,5LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL\0034,4LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL\0035,5LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL\0032nigger.";
johne = "/say [05-Beatles-non-solo-ft.ringo-george-paul-and-johne-Live-and-Let-die.mp3][171kbpso6.1mbo04:45mins]";
toad = "/say $0 : u fkn faggot i sware 2 god if u try me like that again i'm gunna push yer face n2 the curb and kick the back of yer head with my steel toad boots. i sware bro u r the biggest fkn idiot i evr met and if u think for 1 secnd ur getting away with this then u better consult ms cleo becuz even she can see ur dyas are numb3r3d";
pj = "/invite $0 #pumpjuice";
myspace = "/say $0 : uh myspace isnt lame, its the #1 site on the internet, those numbers don tlie, plus its for people that found out how lame IRC is and made a mvoe to the mature side of the internet, stop trying to troll here";
packet16 = "/say $0 : you look like a chipmunk version of the guy who plays spiderman.";
dog = "/say http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/3126/2nauteg.gif";
dog2 = "/say $0 : I've already been burnt hard with the \"You are Asian you would have eaten the dogs already\" jokes. So Save it.";
dog3 = "/say $0 : Yes, I would have eaten the dogs in a situation like this. Better to have some dog meat instead of starve to death or heaven for bid head down to a Wal-Mart and get shot by Troops defending the fall stock of Nikes.";
dog4 = "/say $0 : Everytime I watch the news there's some calamity about \"dogs being left behind\" or \"pets drowning\" or \"White boy cries about losing his dog.\"";
dog5 = "/say $0 : FUCK YOUR DOG MAN";
digg = "/say http://digg.com/odd_stuff/$0";
sec = "/say $0 : how are you going to compete with the likes of eastern washington, linfield college and loyola maramount? u aint";
sec2 = "/say $0 : you cant fuck with delta state, the fighting \0033okra";
shawn = "/say $0 : heeh. i would like to meet some people from irc or what not, those 'asshole' people.. So i can punch them in the mouth";
shawn2 = "/say $0 : they can sit behind their keyboard and make fun of everyone and get off on it, because no one can punch them in the mouth";
shawn3 = "/say $0 : before internet, people had respect for other people, because if you didn't, you'd get hit";
packet17 = "/say $0 : so better not to ddos me or i fuck ur mother";
oper2 = "/say \0030EVERYONE ---- \0034 CAUTION CAUTION \0030 ----- AN OPER HAS ENTERED TEH ROOM AND MADE THEIR PRESENCE KNOWN PROCEED WITH \0034CAUTION";
ddos2 = "/say nigga i cc u out of existence $0, u dont even want to mess with the 400 hackers i got sittin around waitin on ur ip nigga, they ready to knock out 20 ISP's bro";
tetedupet = "/say OK LOL TETEDUPET STEPPED TO ME AND I GOT HIM TO FUCK UP AND KILL ME TOO MUCH, HE GOT SUSPENDED THEN WHEN HE CAME BACK HE GOT DEMOTED TO LOCAL OLINE FROM GLOBAL, NOW, LOL, HE QUIT BEING AN OPER CAUSE HE SHIT ON HIMSELF SO HARD - I REPEAT TETEDUPET IS NO LONGER AN OPER LOL EPIC WIN FOR PENISPUMP";
dong = "/say hi $0, me your dong yet?";
hozkinz = "/say $0 : do you want to buy an ikariam account, with 2 cities, in a shit xenufag clan, with wine and marble?";
voicepj = "/say .bc * dump mode #pumpjuice +v $0";
chuggo = "/say These guys are taking Chuggo to a whole new level, and this video has shit I don't remember from the original so now I have to rewatch that to see if this guy is just really clever at editing or there's a new version. Oh shit, they did update the original video, or else I've always just been really drunk when I watched it. Them driving in the car with the skull as the hood ornament is now my new favorite bit. ";
ddos3 = "/say \0034OK SERIOUSLY SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW BEFORE I HACK EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKING CHANNEL AND DDOS THE ENTIRE INTERNET. IT TAKES A LOT TO GET ME MAD ENOUGH TO TYPE IN CAPS *AND* RED BUT YOUVE DONE IT. FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHIGN YOU STAND FOR. FUCK YOU. ID QUIT IRC BUT I STILL HAVE A SCORE TO SETTLE WITH YOU BOYO.";
typo = "/say \0030caution: it has been noticed that a _typo_ has been used as a \0034_counter-troll_\003-. \0030No matter the validity of the trolling parties statements, all points have been \0030,2TSUNAMI'D\0030,1 by the typo itself.";
mirc = "/say i just wanna learn mirc so i can move on with my life";
egg = "/say $0 : \0030go boil a chilean bat egg (boiled.egg.cl) if n0t 3kbps \0034ddos \0030comin";
windows = "/say $0 :Instead of typing Exit at a DOS prompt and having your computer restart when you want to get back into Windows, simply type \"win.\" (without quotes)";
windows2 = "/say $0 : You can quickly locate a file from a DOS prompt by typing \"dir/s (filename)\"";
windows3 = "/say $0 : If you are in DOS, you may notice that your folders with long names are missing. Actually, they are not. DOS reads only the first 6 characters and then puts in a ~ symbol, followed by a number.";
windows4 = "/say $0 : DOS won't recognize a filename with a space in it. The solution to this is simple, just put the path of the file in quotes. This is also true for the Run command line, you have to use quotes for filenames that have spaces in them.";
windows5 = "/say $0 : If you have old MS-DOS applications, you might want to run them with a full-screen. To run them in full-screen mode, open the MS-DOS application and press Alt+Enter. To switch back, simply press Alt+Enter again.";
windows6 = "/say $0 : If you see a cool picture on the Internet, you can put it on your desktop as wallpaper. ";
windows7 = "/say $0 : To quickly create a shortcut to a web site on your Desktop, simply right-click a URL and click Copy Shortcut while browsing. Switch to you Desktop, position your mouse where you want the shortcut to appear, right-click your mouse and click Paste Shortcut. The new shortcut will immediately appear!";
windows8 = "/say $0 : If you run out of room on your disk, before you start deleting files, try emptying the Recycle Bin. To do this you must first open Windows Explorer.";
africa = "/say ONE DAY....Africa going to save her children from you and your kind. We are GOD. Not you.";
lady = "/say (.Y.) ;/say ).( ;/say ( v )";
link = "/say never fails when i think ive seen all the internet someone pastes a link ive never seen, wtf";
gettroll = "exec - -out perl -MLWP::Simple -e \"getprint 'http://rolloffle.churchburning.org/troll_me_text.php'\" 2>/dev/null";
flud = "/exec -o cat /home/v/ascii/$0.txt";
phreek = "/say \0038,8_____\0031,1 \00315,1-> \0034phreeks head";
foam = "/say last night i filled my girls cunt with expanding foam she was dead in 5 mins";
arm = "/say wanna see a pic of my arm?;/say http://www.getgreatguns.com/images/gg_img_armfloat.jpg";
emot = "/say (._.\")";
emot2 = "/say (o_o')";
mv = "/voice -yes *";
black = "in";
comeback = "/say hey $0 how about i play a random alias from my /aliases we've all seen before, but expect it to be witty AND funny at the same time, go c/p another blog fgt. seriously the nerve on some of these fucks.. i would go into detail about how $0 used to hang out at my house and hit on my sister.. he was 14 she was 7, but ill leave that in the past.. just like his alias";
honest = "/say liking to watch guys fuck doesnt make me gay it makes me honest";
cock = "/say HEY $0, why dont you post your biggest cock pic and prove how much of a man you are.";
panda = "/say $0 : alguem me pode ajudar com uma xbox360?";
argh = "/say Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of witherAHHHH C'MON FUCK A GUY";
br5 = "/say lick my buttery biscuits";
b6 = "/say why dont you go read some books and learn emotions";
br6 = "/say why dont you go read some books and learn emotions";
br7 = "/say $0 i dropped my BLACKBERRY in the FINANCIAL DISTRICT stepping out of my HELICOPTER";
old = "/say $0: were you fully serious on the internet when you first started? or did you develop that like a typical old person later in your internet life";
drama = "/say insect hacked yeti.xzibition and has brrn trying to ban bryand bots for 5 days";
drama2 = "/say insect has been plannkng this and is fucking bryan over irl";
starwars = "/say starwars are lookin for a bunch of dumb people to do a life sentce bein thier fukboy if u would like to sign for a life sentce in a fag bar plz pm me asap";
cflood = "colourflood -fg $0 -bg $1 -w1 $2 -w2 $3";
hzu = "/colourflood -fg green -bg yellow -w1 NIGGERS -w2 I GOT JUICE";
hzu2 = "/colourflood -bg red -fg yellow -w1 RIPPED -w2 TITS";
hzu3 = "/colourflood -fg yellow -bg red -w1 RAMPRAT -w2 NICE DRESS";
hzu4 = "/colourflood -bg blue -fg purple -w1 PURPLE -w2 DRANK";
hzu5 = "/colourflood -bg green -fg red -w1 MERRY DIXMAS -w2 HAPPY JEW YEAR";
moonlight = "/say .l t3hh6x";
wiley = "/say $0 : Irssi: Unknown command: 10";
wallnazi = "/wallops \0035,5--------------------------";
clorox = "/say $0 : i really only deal with hackers";
clorox2 = "/say $0 : you wanna meat up and have some coffee or somethin?";
clorox3 = "/say $0 : believe me if i wanted your ducks i'd have it";
wave = "/say $0 : ride the ¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯";
tough = "/say listen u little runt, all u ever say is \"$0\". u think ur a frickin tough guy or some sh*t like ur so cool u frickin fagget no1 here even frickin likes u so just get the frick out b4 i embaras the frick ouuta u u frickin fag";
scary = "/say that nigger is looking at me through a digital camera in $0's hand through the internet and onto my screen";
morph = "/say some dumbshit was badmouthing the channel, then I proceeded to insult him for being a whining cunt and he morphed into an OP on my ass and banned me right quick";
comeback2 = "/say how about i do a nice alias revamp and give you funny shit to say that hasnt been said 80 times, then people will actually read what you say and not ignore it";
"#join" = "/say $0 if thats the case u a butt hole boy scout cuz aint nobody talkin 2 yo dumb ass";
boots = "/say $0: i want to hold ur lil irc hands and mold you into a real irc woman";
synapze = "/say we got 5 different hacking crews working on you guys";
superop = "/op $0; /op $0 $0; /op $0 $0 $0; /op $0 $0 $0 $0; /op $0 $0 $0 $0 ; /op $0 $0 $0 $0; /op $0 $0 $0; /op $0 $0; /op $0; /op $0 $0; /op $0 $0 $0; /op $0 $0 $0 $0; /op $0 $0 $0 $0 ; /op $0 $0 $0 $0; /op $0 $0 $0; /op $0 $0; /op $0";
"#john" = "/say lol go try and find yourself a life nerd";
xbox = "/say $0 : between travelling in my helicopter for press conferences and going to exclusive clubs in downtown chicago i hardly have time for xbox 360";
amph = "/say $0 : and i don't care how much you sing either, i've written more exploits, more articles onexploiting, and i've got more fellonies than you";
amph2 = "/say $0 : i've been more places that you don't want to be";
fail = "/say are you embarassed by that enormous pile of fail you just sat down and let out onto the toilet known as IRC?";
kill = "you";
porno = "/say Me Luv Teeny Weenie ft. $0 XXX DVDRiP XviD-GLAMOUR (#42)";
face = "/say i will continue to pwn you and your fools for as long as it takes for you to realize that i am not your fags and my channels are not here for your fags to join.";
help = "help";
phreak = "/say $0 : Guess what, asshole? I was one of the earliest hackers in the 1980s. I KNEW Kevin Mitnick. Phone Phreaking is as secondary to me as skullfucking your daughter. I'm going to keep calling your house, OVER AND OVER, and the phone company will NEVER be able to trace the call. You're going down";
samy = "/say samy, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference";
ps3 = "/say AP(P4l) - In response to XBOX 360 success and considerable difference in price. Iko Naguyuki has announced the 40gb ps3 will drop to 249 dollars starting Aug 1st 08 in America and will be bundled with the ever popular Grand Theft Auto IV. ";
sorry = "/say We here at Penis Pump Inc. regret to inform you that we are weeding out anyone that wasnt around during the initial creation of Penis Pump, do not take offense to this you are part of a large group of people who will not be included in further pumping. To be included in the future, track down who lofi is (the guy with the nj comcast host) and we can forget about moles. Thank you for understanding - Management.";
rape = "/say unless my life improves in the next 5 months, im planning on killing myself on the fourth anniversary of my rape.";
ozkoe = "/say yall ;/say dont ;/say know ;/say me ;/say o ;/say z ;/say k ;/say o ;/say e ;/say servin all the \0030fiends";
smell = "/say Elephants can tell ethnic groups that hunt them from those that do not, by smell.";
emo4 = "/say I am so depressed sucide is to much work even as a prefectionist, I alas have nothing. And am a lost soul, and cuase, christan despite everything nice she tried to do for me scared me. I dont want to build that repution here, Its my time soon, its coming and I gave up.";
emo5 = "/say If people go out their way to avoid, me I have sought help to my understanding of my own insanity. Than I have no reason to further exisit, no reason to be around any longer, My time is up and now kissed with fate.";
emo6 = "/say I have a few folks and co-depeants in my life, I have issues to deal with and some abusers, I called a womens hate crime rape place yesterday. I dont have any tollerance for sex workers, transgender whores, or folks that use that dont repsect me, or folks that dont respect my bounderies and respect my life.";
emo7 = "/say The reality of myself, and further gorwth today I took steps to take accountablity for my past, I take the steps to fight the future and the inevitbale death of myself. I feel dead now, happers but still lonely and insecure as fuck.";
emo8 = "/say I feel as if My life is meaning less and pointless, but hope is on the horozion, I might rent a car this weekend to take care of some affaris and scope out some subriubia and maybe go hikeing.";
emo9 = "/say The reality of Life, is not life it self, I found another sponsor, I want the insanity to end, I want recovery, the answer is to recovery is I dont, know. I just know what I dont want, I dont have the answers, but I find them more and more one day at a time, the fear of relpase, is not an option.";
emo10 = "/say I have some medical things, and therpey apointments this week as well and much more to do, Ive just be so very busy, I am going to turn in early tonight, and get a good workout. ";
ps2 = "/say AP - Hacking group PS4L has boasted a new firmware hack for the late model Playstation 2 systems that allows all current PS3 games to be played on the old system minus a few features. When asked about the new firmware Jessie M. was quoted as saying \"The only loss is the Rumble function which I don't think anyone will miss.\" The new hack for the firmware is set to be released on July 1, 2008.";
cutie578 = "/mode #1337juice -k;/msg cutie578 !join #1337juice";
malay = "/say Isap kote anjing";
block = "/say \0034,4::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;/say \0034,4::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;/say \0034,4::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;/say \0034,4::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;/say \0034,4::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::";
goof4 = "/say $0 : fucking bring the best you got and i hope its better then your mom cause i had that last night goof";
goof5 = "/say best you got cock bag lol your fucked and so is your little kindergarden drew";
malay2 = "/say <+ naya> vaper bye syg tonto kate";
uptime = "/say Uptime: 14 Hours - Load Average: 232.22 423.92 988.21";
dose = "/say <@dose> it's true that there is a shortage of doctors. people that don't have a family doc can get really fucked over.";
sonya = "/say im not mad for once in my life makes no sense at all";
convert = "/say $0: I just want to admit for the last 6 months or so I've enjoyed trolling this chatroom, including you and others, but after reading that we are nerds on irc and antisocial it made me realize .. I've been trolling myself. Hard. I'm going to change my ways and get serious about irc and stop trolling. Sorry about earlier.";
cms = "/say I might kindly and humbly request that you endeavour to tone down the endless barrage of obscenities and insults. One can say a lot more with less";
sex = "/say If you keep trolling me $0, I'm going to insult your age, your current living situation, and your sexual preference. ";
kampung = "/say 16:06 vap0r changed the topic of #kampung to: http://wepump.in/ | penispump owns #kampung 2008 | WUT WUTWUT WUT WUT WUT HOI APE IIIIIIIIIIII.";
bleach = "/say $0 : hurry the fuck up im about to leave";
bleach2 = "/say $0 : dont put up with lame ass fucking trolling faggot bullshit";
bleach3 = "/say $0 : u shouldnt have acted like a fag and got me banned from #efnet";
bleach4 = "/say $0 : i'll have the feds on ur ass within 48 hrs";
dikky3 = "/say $0 : I DONT DO A SHOW BEFORE I GO TO WORK U ASSHOLE";
pokla = "/say http://96.235.19.225:8778/";
polka = "/say \0034,2COME CHECK OUT POLKA CAM \0035,11http://96.235.19.225:8778/ \0030,4[-------------LOL]\0030,13OMG - DOG IS SO CUTE";
nac = "/quote flags +SWALLOPS +OKILLS +SKILLS +SNOTICES; /mode vap0r +sw";
care2 = "/say care-meter: \00314[\0034||||\0035||..\0036....\00314] 45%";
smoking = "/say OooOoOo(^o^)_y-====*~~~";
frown = "/say o;/say (;/say o";
mad = "/say sup im gonna sit here and get mad at people having a goodtime on the internet, colors bother me and i want to kill you, you have no skills like i do, i can shut down an internet connection, you sir have nothing besides a sense of humor which i lack to the fullest";
mad2 = "/say because he has nothing better to do at 2 in the fucking morning";
mad3 = "/say than sit on fucking irc with 11 other fucks";
mad4 = "/say and he has the audacity to tell me, a real fucking person";
mad5 = "/say who has a real fucking life";
mad6 = "/say and knows real important people";
mad7 = "/say and is working on a actual fucking album";
mad8 = "/say that i'm a motherfucking faggot";
mad9 = "/say which i may or may not be";
mad10 = "/say but whose business is def mine and not his";
mad11 = "/say and your name is $0 ???";
mad12 = "/say am i in high school again?";
mad13 = "/say or worse";
mad14 = "/say cyberhighschool";
dose2 = "/say <@dose> man, getting high on paint Really sucks";
raged = "/say $0 : sup im gonna sit here and get mad at people having a goodtime on the internet, colors bother me and i want to kill you, you have no skills like i do, i can shut down an internet connection, you sir have nothing besides a sense of humor which i lack to the fullest";
dose3 = "/say <@ dose> i huffed a chart marker once, srs";
dose4 = "/say <dose-> cmon jupe me you useless cunt";
dose5 = "/say <dose-> sure i have warez";
dose6 = "/say <@dose-> you don't got the skills";
toes = "/say i tattoo'd my toes as little turds, then i make $0 suck em";
polka2 = "/say \00313,2OH HAHA COME CHECK OUT THE LIVING ROOM SHOWCASE WITH NO DOGS http://96.235.19.225:8778/";
ap = "/say AP - 2008 - For 2 weeks in a row Homosexual zombies have been spotted around the town of San Francisco, CA. When questioned, Zombie Specialist David Dean explained \"These desceased forms are being brought back to halflife due to the lack of fags in Heaven.\" Due to the cities extreme knack for tolerance these halflife forms have been allowed to stick around and can mostly be found in the Castro District of SF. ";
lol = "/say haaha haah haha aaah ah a aaah ";
lol2 = "/say ha ha aha hah ahahahh ha";
hotdog = "/say (---------) (---------) FOUR HOTDOGS (---------) (---------)";
ranger = "/say come to toronto and call me fat to my face. until that happens your just another small child online who thinks hes tough. kthx";
taint = "/say The need to tear down someone else in order to feel self importaint in understandable in a juvinile.";
lol3 = "/say uh HAHA lol... haah ah ha a";
lol4 = "/say BITCH! TALKIN LIKE A BITCH";
lol5 = "/say WHO THE FUCK SAYS THAT ONLY A GAY BITCH LIKE U";
lol6 = "/say SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHITY";
lol7 = "/say GO SUCK ON SUM DICK FOR A PENNY";
lol8 = "/say FAG";
lol9 = "/say U A BITCH FOR NOT WRITING BACK";
lol10 = "/say GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY";
lol11 = "/say U GAY TESTING";
big = "/hueg ";
kobe = "/say \0030T.\0033M.\0034H.\0035M.\0036A.\0037T.";
bootleg = "/say Now Playing - Phastman - Myspace Pimpin (2007) (Album: Web Life)";
arab3 = "/say im a go to slep";
blessed = "/say \0031,13PLEASE SIGN THE DE-LINK BLESSED.NET PETITION \0030,1___________________ ";
breakdown = "/say Last night, I went through an emotional breakdown that lasted about 5 hours long. It was prpbably the most terrible one where I literally confronted all my fears and problems. I almost was just about to give up on life but four of my closest friends helped me get through it.";
mod = "/say Hey shithead. If I find any of your posts modded down I'll metamod in agreement with the moderator. You are a piece of shit asshole who deserves to be modded down.";
dose7 = "/say <@dose-> wtf is a prion";
mild = "/say if you acted in real life like you do here on IRC you wouldn't get very far";
mild3 = "/say well all im sayin is my computer isnt a toy so dont play with me";
mild2 = "/say be more careful next time";
dose8 = "/say <dose-> Zomg vap0r's mommy taught him to script mIRC LoL!";
dose9 = "/say <dose-> me > you";
dfi = "/say you'll die for irc......lol that's the lamest fk'n thing i've ever read on irc, lol";
sonya2 = "/say well you are talking to phreek and you would know its him by the color he used i dont do that i dont know how now fuck off";
sonya3 = "/say lmao you just made urself look dumb (even more) cause im not sonya haha";
sonya4 = "/say this is phreek actually";
chan = "/exec - -out curl -s 'http://p0r.ninja/~v/chan.php'";
chan2 = "/say and yeah...i'm a mothefuckr....i fucked ur mom recently";
chan3 = "/say kick me agian and virus will distroy this channel...";
chan4 = "/say u should have ampalaya shake ya'll";
cd = "/say mp3- vap0r ft. birmingham squad - i kill irc ppl irl - 01 - i ripped paggas throat out and i pissed on his corpse (rmx)";
cd2 = "/say mp3- vap0r ft. dieforirc - rm -rf /home - 02 - removin your backups and forcing you into suicide";
cd3 = "/say mp3- zubwolf ft. zubwolf & zubwolf - the anti-vap0r tracks (limited edition) - 02 - list of things i hate about vap0r";
cd4 = "/say mp3- shaggs ft. vxp - go fuckoy ueflf cd 1 - 05 - brb hicnk tsotore";
cd5 = "/say mp3- arab ft. klatuu - friend 2 friend - 05 - playing tennis wont sustain my need for a friend (a russian story).mp3";
cd6 = "/say mp3- sup g00n posse ft. g00n - sup g00n - 01 - sup g00n (sup g00n rmx)";
chan5 = "/say how thus fucKing people love this fucking chat lounge... it hasn't any fun right here.. i should bomb this..";
chan6 = "/say what a knob! you keep on chatting in your little gay chatroom and i will live in the real world...laughable you have made my day";
chan7 = "/say wee Turki fucking you mathers TURK TURK TURK TURK Ozbekistan Uyqurustan Turkmanistan Azerbayijan TUrkey we are fuck you";
spoiler = "/say in the new Pinapple Express, Seth Rogen gets shot accidentally by James Franco at the end of the movie, and you think he is going to be fine until the scene dramatically cuts to his headstone @ his funeral with james franco crying uncontrollably while smoking the \"Cross Joint\" featured in the film";
spoiler2 = "/say In The Dark Knight, Batman duels with the Joker through battles all across Gotham City. These fights climax when Batman discovers that the Joker is his actual father who killed Wayne Sr. out of jealousy for his wife.";
disliked = "/say dont be joinin my channel with that gay ass join, msg, part shit";
powr = "/say my dad used to make some fucking amazing broiled burgers";
add = "pokey5 /say right Im a retard have a look in the mirror loser";
poil = "/say spoiler from irc.trollin.org #arab: Batman is portrayed early in the movie as a nutcase and is saught to be arrested. Joker's clowns break joker out of jail.. theres a car chase.. batman and joker face off in batman's new BATPOD a motorcycle.. Harvey dent reveals the identity of batman as HIMSELF (untrue).. batman kills joker.. gordon uses a huge axe to smash the batman light symbol (the dark knight)";
spoil = "/say spoiler from irc.trollin.org #arab: Batman is portrayed early in the movie as a nutcase and is saught to be arrested. Joker's clowns break joker out of jail.. theres a car chase.. batman and joker face off in batman's new BATPOD a motorcycle.. Harvey dent reveals the identity of batman as HIMSELF (untrue).. batman kills joker.. gordon uses a huge axe to smash the batman light symbol (the dark knight)";
arabspam = "/kline *@0.0.0.0/0 bla next time";
aim = "/say yesterday was the worst day of my life. i was chatting online with my girlfriend and another girl msgd me.. she said she loved me and wanted to have sex with me.. i copied what she said an pasted it into notepad to always remember it.. and her text was small and pink.. when i went to talk to my real girlfriend again my text was in small pink font and she knew something was up.. she broke up with me :(";
aim2 = "/say <@$0> yesterday was the worst day of my life. i was chatting online with my girlfriend and another girl msgd me.. she said she loved me and wanted to have sex with me.. i copied what she said an pasted it into notepad to always remember it.. and her text was small and pink.. when i went to talk to my real girlfriend again my text was in small pink font and she knew something was up.. she broke up with me :(";
wow = "/say i bet your lil' nub guild cant even kill gruul, weve had that shit on farm since march. so say whatever you wanna say, about me wasting my life on a video game. say im \"missing something\" because i don't get drunk and wasted every night with some popped collar faggot friends. but when you log on to azeroth, you best step off, 'cause you're on my home turf now";
otis = "/say maybe i snatched your ip out of the irc stream and ran a backwards trace against it, but hey, who knows right? Security exists for those who do not know how to break it.";
puppet = "/say $0: you should have some respect your a bitch mother fucker you wanna beef we can";
pctek = "/say $0 : we're working on something new";
pctek2 = "/say $0 : to packet storm them";
pctek3 = "/say $0 : once they get like 20 offenses";
pctek4 = "/say $0 : we are slowly working to identify each one of them individually";
pctek5 = "/say $0 : and we are going to turn this ibm es9000 mainframe on them";
pctek6 = "/say $0 : as a packet storm to crash their isp";
lyrics = "/say .lyrics daft punk - around the world";
tired = "/say $0: im tired of irc and you know why? because of you. thats right, because of you and people like you..or YOU PEOPLE. jesus, you'd think by now you'd finda fucking life and get off efnet, but youre stuck here forever sucking ur own dick, buck u im out";
america = "/say $0: I have a nice house, a good job and kids to raise. I dont have time for all this conspiracy stuff. If you arent doing anything wrong you dont have to worry about what the government does";
raccoon = "/say i will see to it that irc.nac.net gets delinked";
ritalin = "/say $0 : we need op just like these troll, on ritalin";
sonya5 = "/say i dont do shit and i am hardley even on irc you must be so butt hurts to keep trolling like this now go away emo shit";
gta = "/say girl, you must be grand theft auto: san andreas because once i get inside of you i'm going to do all sorts of illegal things";
goof6 = "/say $0 : punk face goof";
fed = "/say how about i call my uncle who's a fed?";
virus = "/say http://moviefather.com/redirect.php?url=http://38.103.173.116/ragebot.exehttp://79.152.73.72/VirusBuster.exe";
lyrics2 = "/say .lyrics darude-sandstorm";
overload = "/say you know what, i don't even give a shit, have fun on ignore, i aint got time for your shit";
bleach5 = "/say $0 : id like to get you in a cell alone one night real late";
sonya6 = "/say im about to be you jealous?";
drop = "/ctcp $0 schat \"X5O!P%@AP[4PZX54(P^)7CC)7}-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!+H\" 0 0 0";
wraith = "/say bryan i just wanna say im really happy you made the wraith botnet, i can tell that you spent a great deal of time on it.. and i appreciate that, youve really helped benefit the irc community.";
barackAP = "08 - Washington post reporter Jarvis McLarvin reports that RNC speaker and Vice-Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol Palin was impregnated by none other than Presidential hopeful and African-American Barack Obama.";
barack = "AP 08 - Washington post reporter Jarvis McLarvin reports that RNC speaker and Vice-Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol Palin was impregnated by none other than Presidential hopeful and African-American Barack Obama.";
ppres = "/say AP 08 - Washington post reporter Jarvis McLarvin reports that RNC speaker and Vice-Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol Palin was impregnated by none other than Presidential hopeful and African-American Barack Obama.";
pres = "/say AP 08 - Washington post reporter Jarvis McLarvin reports that RNC speaker and Vice-Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol Palin was impregnated by none other than Presidential hopeful and African-American Barack Obama.";
chan8 = "/say u should speak fagganese";
vae = "/say ignorance doesn't work once you've been found out.";
baad = "/say I do give a fuck to fbi, jinxshells, efnet, irc, internet, its been 8 years im fucking people up in the head and they threat me.";
baad2 = "/say What i did";
baad3 = "/say i dont know the english im the russian I speak the russian! mother russia! fuck the your country!";
baad4 = "/say 5 packets transmitted, 0 packets received, 100% packet loss";
chan9 = "/say How you dear do desohonor my person by saying some badwords in the shakespere language";
chan10 = "/say I connot join that well but I can speak 20 languages what is better?";
crap = "/say Inform you a lil bit befor u write so a crap";
chan11 = "/say u r asshall";
gas = "/say man wtf who cares about how much a barrel of oil costs.. my car doesnt run on oil, i want to know how much a barrel of gas costs.. people in america concentrate on the wrong thing too much.. it's time to get smart";
colors = "/say \0031a\0032a\0033a\0034a\0035a\0036a\0037a\0038a\0039a\00310a\00311a\00312a\00313a\00314a\00315a";
g00nmad = "/say could you please just give the channel priority over pumpers?; /say for once.; /say just for this channel, let us maintain out gates; /say thats all i want";
chan12 = "/say why you bing like that";
raped = "/say http://media.newsbusters.org/stories/$0--would-be-gang-raped-blacks-manhattan.html";
kemal = "/say it makes my weekend somewhat like paradise";
kemal2 = "/say we know where you guys live";
kemal3 = "/say tell arab he shouldn't be acting like a pro when he lives in chile";
kemal4 = "/say I know some guys who can take him out for good";
kemal5 = "/say DFI = dicks for idiots";
kemal6 = "/say we have a budget of $$50,000 to find and kill each and every one of the so-called DFI members";
crag2 = "/say woke up to the birds chirping but couldn't open my right eye, and you were gone. I went and looked in the mirror and saw DRIED EJACULATE on my face and in my eyelashes. I also found it on my breadspread and headboard. You disgusting pig, no it dosent end there. I went to thebathroom to wash your filth off and found that not only had you jacked off in my face while I was asleep, but you also took a SHIT on my bathroom floor. ";
craig3 = "/say What kind of peice of shit jacks off on someone when they are sleeping and then shits on the floor. I finally got your mess cleaned up and took a long hot shower, and went into my kitchen to make some coffee. There I find you took the entire 12 pack I bought last night along with a fifth of Patron....So lets recap what happened. ";
craig4 = "/say I fell asleep thinking this guy was so sweet and was going to have sex with him in the morning, to waking up with dried cum on my face, in my hair, eyes, on my headboard, etc.. and walking into my bathroom to find a turd coiled up on the floor like a snake ready to attack, and to top it all off, you took all the beer and a fifth of $55.00 patron out of my fridge.... ";
craig5 = "/say FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!!! ";
craig2 = "/say I woke up to the birds chirping but couldn't open my right eye, and you were gone. I went and looked in the mirror and saw DRIED EJACULATE on my face and in my eyelashes. I also found it on my breadspread and headboard. You disgusting pig, no it dosent end there. I went to thebathroom to wash your filth off and found that not only had you jacked off in my face while I was asleep, but you also took a SHIT on my bathroom floor. ";
chan13 = "/say i have the ftp name and password now, go fuck your dirty mother";
stocks = "/say hey girl, what kind of hang seng china-affiliated corporations index constitute stock u into? im all about the sinofert holdings / china travel international investment hong kong / tianjin development / china agri-industries holdings limited / red chip / china overseas land and investment limited / beijing enterprises / denway motors / sinotruk (hong kong) / china power international development / china resources";
dot = "/say stuf you lackey";
dot2 = "/say fuck this dumb shit";
dot3 = "/say im tired of bryan getting all teenage bitchy";
dot4 = "/say i ahve a problem with arrogance.";
dot5 = "/say stop hanging out with fucking mooching retards";
dot6 = "/say godpseed i will join you with your /emopart";
good = "thing";
palin = "/say Say it ain't so, Joe, there you go again pointing backwards again. You preferenced your whole comment with the Bush administration. Now doggone it, let's look ahead and tell Americans what we have to plan to do for them in the future.";
palin2 = "/say In my comment there, it was a lame attempt at a joke and yours was a lame attempt at a joke, too, I guess, because nobody got it. Of course we know what a vice president does.";
palin3 = "/say Joe Six Pack, hockey moms across the nation, I think we need to band together and say never again. Never will we be exploited and taken advantage of again by those who are managing our money and loaning us these dollars. ";
dose10 = "/say <dose`> lol oh man that was weak;/say '$0'";
dose11 = "/say <d0se> you got noticably more quiet when i mentioned how lame you are for having a zero in your nick";
dose12 = "/say <@dose`> lol you two = owned";
dose13 = "/say <dose`> so fucking ignore already then";
dose14 = "/say <dose`> vap0r is disgruntled because he got anti-trolled;/say <dose`> no big deal";
dose15 = "/say <dose`> insect, shouldn't you be stalking baseball players and/or jerking off to hockey cards";
dose16 = "/say <dose`> you're just a pup vap0r";
dose18 = "/say <dose`> yeah you're like a little piece of shit biting at my ankles";
dose17 = "/say <dose`> Kreapsta, shouldn't you be snorting lithium and cutting yourself somewhere";
dose19 = "/say <@dose`> Kreapsta, people that wear doc martens and ripped jeans don't get to tell people when they fuck up";
dose20 = "/say <dose`> moving on ..";
chan14 = "/say go fuck yourself and your mother u cocksucking fagott";
chan15 = "/say at least I have manners and mother fucker is you";
rc = "/say I'm going to drive a remote controlled car into your mother's pussy and have it drive on her clitoris over and over again until she cums on it and it catches on fire and she dies from pussy burning";
chan16 = "/say lol who the fuk r u to talk motha fuka i dont fukin spent my days trying to connect to some shit";
chan17 = "/say yes fuck your mader!";
borg = "/say I find it hard to even enjoy IRC nowadays. so many assholes contaminate such a fun thing.";
borg2 = "/say aight, I'm done here. I'm sorry. EFnet are a bunch of twats who can't be civil. I would love to stay primarily because of you being here, but I'm tired of the childish behavior everyone seems to have on this network. if ya wanna visit me you can catch me on awesomeirc.ca - your channel clients don't like me so there's no reason for me to be here. again, sorry I can't stay.";
sec3 = "/say SEC is bunch of punk ass bitch.. they irc sooo seriously.. lalalla.. gay white boy rap";
mcdonalds = "/say McDonalds is easily the best tasting and best quality fast food in America. Period. There are more McDonalds stores than any other chain and they always have customers which is just a testament to the fact that they are better than any other place.. wendys, burger king, checkers, sonic, in-and-out, papa johns, pizza hut, all of them.";
chan18 = "/say whats ur fucking problem ??? didnt ur dad raped ur ass today ?";
luke = "/say not trying to burn you $0 your life speaks well enough that you are a loser no need for me to tell you :P";
luke2 = "/say $0, has such a sweet gay voice im jacking my dick to him singing right now ahhhh";
luke3 = "/say $0, in his 30's and because he had not accomplished anything in life he tries pathetic trolls on efnet kek";
luke4 = "/say nice 1 bedroom house LOL";
luke5 = "/say and now you pretend to type like a retard";
luke6 = "/say 10 years on efnet?";
luke7 = "/say you think alot of yourself don't you :)";
luke8 = "/say \"hey guys, message luke with ddos comin it will be cool\"";
ranger2 = "/say meet me in quebec and see whos talkin shit u poutine ass nigga";
pump2 = "/invite $0 #p-u-m-p";
pheco = "/say i feel like im gonna pike";
pheco2 = "/say which i could do that accent";
CAPS = "/say \0030TODAY IS CHANGE YOUR NICK TO CAPS DAY - SO MAN UP AND NICK UP - TO CAPS - \037ITS THE THING TO DO";
dbz = "/say $0, Basically my question to you is based on everything you've seen concerning the character of Bardock and Goku, what would happen if Goku had an actual meeting with his father? What words would they exchange? What would cause such a meeting, etc? It can be any continuity you choose. Now that you know what to write about, be creative and come up with what in your view would happen if father and son were to meet.";
chan19 = "/say you dog gizzum bottom-dwelling scum from hardwaste";
girl = "/say 13:32 <@arab> id love it; /say 13:32 <@arab> if $0 and $1; /say 13:32 <@arab> were female; /say 13:32 <@arab> and if it was irl; /say ; /say 13:32 <@arab> and if i was present";
chan20 = "/say dont talk about my mother u fucking peace of shit, 2 ill come to your house and rape all of you u fuckign cokc sucker]";
chan21 = "/say dear me such a sad little fuck, look take your fucking sad ass and share your frustrations with someone that gives a fuck";
dccsend = "/say :ADCC SEND \"ff\\u0266\\u029e\\u0254f\\u025f\" 0 0 0";
chan22 = "/say i'm a new comer u mother fucker";
chan23 = "/say yes im sure you have lots of cool friends who could beat me up right?";
chan24 = "/say i dont fucking with this shit until now";
chan25 = "/say whats the matter you thought you could just talk shit and i'll bend over like you mom did last night. sorry. fuck off. fig dish!";
chan26 = "/say yeh yeh find some one else to fuck with cause i'm not your mom.";
chan27 = "/say Youre still gay you mofo ass faggot. you love to fuck dogs";
chan28 = "/say i though your a fag if you take it in the ass as far as i knoe i havn't had any forign object in my ass";
chan29 = "/say hey buddy just cuz your mom is on the rag and your having to do your little sister tonight it's not ny fault.";
chan30 = "/say all i want is a fuckin pass so i can beat my meat cuz i havent had pussy in two days";
chan31 = "/say ill shove a pipe up ur ass and pour clorox down it if u dont stfu";
chan32 = "/say I bet you don't even have the balls to be a queer ";
chan33 = "/say man i will fucking murder your ass! i just came from fucking afghanistan and i can't remember how to do this shit so if you want to bang and swang, i will fucking throw down";
chan34 = "/say usa is fuck OBAMAAAAA";
rude = "/say \0034halten sie";
rude2 = "/say \0034maleducato";
rude3 = "/say \0034grosero";
rude4 = "/say \0034onbeleefd";
rude5 = "/say \0034groller";
rude6 = "/say \0034primitif";
rude7 = "/say \0034th^o s\\u01a1";
rude8 = "/say \0034nesramen";
rude9 = "/say \0034grubus";
chan35 = "/say Ill fucking pop your eyesocket out and skullfuck you into oblivion";
chan36 = "/say go find yourself a dog...and leave me alone...";
chan37 = "/say you are a poor little guy who has nothing better to do than loosing some time on irc";
chan38 = "/say take care at your dick";
chan39 = "/say the river";
40oz = "/say its goin down in tampa \0030f1re vs \"g-\" \0034NO HOLDS BARRED \0037ALSO HEKTIK IS A FAG \0032ALSO N1TERYDER IS TOO OLD TO BE ALIVE \00313ALSO BILLEH IS A PUMP HATER \00312ALSO SUP ZIMZUM \00311ALSO ANALOG U MY DOG \00310ALSO RANGERJAH UR FAT LOL \0039ALSO SYNAPZE NICE PIZZA \0038ALSO G IS ALL UP IN THAT KWEEN PUSSY \0037ALSO CHEERIO WHERE YOU AT?";
fun = "/say heres a fun trick; /say hold down both shift keys; /say and type; /say THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG";
chan40 = "/say bye bye, try to survive yourself";
chan41 = "/say shut da fuck up gay dog no wan wants 2 here ur shit";
chan42 = "/say enjoy your popcorn wat.";
chan43 = "/say u licking slit i dont want ur fucking advice u mother fucker gay bastard";
chan44 = "/say i wanan shoet some gay with a bazooke";
chan45 = "/say if you tell me how i comming in tho a inc gaming so i tell you how you do a webbsite";
chan46 = "/say go suck bugnuts";
chan47 = "/say anyone that is on dreamhack and sells a dubbel male USb contact";
chan48 = "/say sounds like you have issues with people learning new trades";
chan49 = "/say you pricky ass hole just shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down you bitch face motherfucker random assface fuckface, cocklover cocksucker cockeater cockhead and cockseller prankster";
chan50 = "/say you want me to get hurted no lifer?";
chan51 = "/say Want my eggroll in yur mouth? Deep fried eggrol?";
chan52 = "/say you are a fag 4 caling me a fag you fag, suck big black cuck";
chan53 = "/say are you nuts i got a bisnis";
chan54 = "/say hey tough ass am i in the wrong room>";
chan55 = "/say LONG LIVE BIN LADEN !!!!!!!! He PUTED THE TOWERS UP R ASSes MOTHERFICKING COWBOYS !!! :P";
chan56 = "/say WE DONT WANT U ASSHOLES IN EUROPE ONLY THE GIRL... to rape them :D";
chan57 = "/say so, I'll look around here with or no your help, idiot...";
chan58 = "/say tell me what do you understand by jagger...";
chan59 = "/say how to mod a fucking xbox with mirc";
chan60 = "/say ya me bro and idiot";
chan61 = "/say come u doush i ve done it before its just bein a really long time";
movie = "/say I.Wanna.Buttfuck.Your.Daughter.3.XXX.DVDRip.XviD-NYMPHO";
do = "and";
chan62 = "/say you watch Ufc that much if not you should";
ai = "/msg gay_dog @add $0 $1";
goat = "/say http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgAXZHMi_ws <- kid from efnet arrest tape";
zip = "/say 25244 63651 62815 57031 98552 17506 62926 21626";
chan63 = "/say well im out bitches in the mean while u can suck eachothers dicks or comps";
chan64 = "/say you no waht i dont even fucking believe any of this first time i come on this mirc thing and thers a bunch of crazy ppl and then theres fucking hacker and then a cop and god knows what else so wierd";
chan65 = "/say ahahahah what to much cumm in ur brain";
chan66 = "/say nice ip find bitch i hacked a guys ip from europ";
chan67 = "/say fidn me cockbite and suck my dick whore";
chan68 = "/say love to see you say it to my face i would fucking kill you pussy think ur hard because ur sat on your computer";
chan69 = "/say say some think now u fucking wet blanket";
chan70 = "/say just got back from iraq";
chan71 = "/say I'll be back later, I hope by then go grow a set up balls loser";
chan72 = "/say Bots are major faggles";
chan73 = "/say Sorry my motherfuckin hackin skills werent up to scratch numbnuts";
chan74 = "/say Suck me sideways fag";
chan75 = "/say srry wat im not a nerd like you and sit on my comp all dau i'm nubi here asshole";
bot = "/msg $0 msg gay_dog pass password, then /msg gay_dog pp4l (for invite)";
bill = "/say \0030\037FUCK IT;/say fuckin thing \037SUCKS;/say we'll do it \0034\037LIVE";
chan76 = "/say I can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.";
chan77 = "/say your moms face looks like a chaperone.";
chan78 = "/say Lost? You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.";
iphone = "/say http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/3086/newblueiphonehj6.gif <- apple droppin new blue iphone for July 4th (4g)";
nhl = "/spam;/spam2;/spam3";
nhl2 = "/say we are the warriors";
nhl3 = "/say we are the ones who fight for our rights";
nhl4 = "/say we fight alone";
nhl5 = "/say and yeah we get what we want";
nhl6 = "/say we love the battle";
nhl7 = "/say and we will die for our cause";
nhl8 = "/say we are the warriors of time";
nhl9 = "/say we are the warriors of \037time";
nhl10 = "/say yeah";
wshh = "/say HEY $0 I BRUTALLY GANGRAPED YOUR MOTHER ANALY WITH MY BOYS SHE LIKED IT TELL THAT BITCH TO WIPE THAT CUM OF HER STINKY FACE..FAG";
wshh2 = "/say seriously put a shity on giggle titties";
wshh3 = "/say ASHY HAHAHAHA GO PUT SOME LOTION AND SOME SPEED STICK OR SOME CUSTOM DEODORANT CUZ U GUYS SMELL LIKE A CHEESEBURGER WITH EXTRA ONION CALIFORNIA BITCH OXNARD CALIFORNIA BITCH";
wshh4 = "/say do you know a nigga that say he date dimes or better but his main bitch look like *straight shit?* put that nigga on \0034\037HOOD NETWORK ";
crazy = "/say damn what a bunch of idiots here, meant to be a place for people to ask questions and talk about that shit but as soon as you do all these fagot irc trolls talk shit";
wpm = "/say i happen to know theres no way possible you couldve typed that whole sentence that fast after your previous statement.. so chill out bro and stop using aliases and speak from the heart";
gametime = "/say johne:;/say analog:;/say insect:;/say shaggy:;/say \037\0039ITS GAMETIME";
gametime2 = "/say \0035\037*currently waiting on another player to enter the dressing room*";
saints = "/say \0031,8GEAUX SAINTS 8.55 5 PIECE SPICY CHICKEN STRIP\0031,1 \0034,1LOVE THAT CHICKEN FROM POPEYES \0031,8MEAL WITH GREASCUIT AND MASHED POTATOS 8.55 GEAUX SAINTS";
cup = "/say -> SAY MOTHER MAY I AND SPELL \"CUP\" :: Pass this along to 10 of your friends or you might die of the dreaded Canduru fish that swims in your dick and expands with spikes. ";
boy = "/say Once, when i was changing my little brother's diaper, i jacked him off. I don't know what drove me to do it, but I did. now i can't stop thinking about his little penis. I think i want him to grow up and fuck me.";
popeyes = "/say .stock afce";
wshh5 = "/say the black man comes from monkeys fuck you black man and all you ghetto rats.this y the white man hate you monkeys.yall r just a bad taste to the mouth.i am not talking to the black man that is doing good am talking about you dum fucking ass ghetto monkey";
g00nop = "/say THIS IS AN ALIAS.. IT IS TO POINT OUT THAT G00N ONLY TALKS ABOUT HIS NON-OP SITUATION AND CANT SEEM TO CHAT WITHOUT HIS @. JUST MEMORIZE THIS AND TRY TO COUNT HOW MANY TIMES YOULL SEE IT BECAUSE YOU \037WILL SEE IT AGAIN.";
zubwolf = "/say yeah man, i', true to the game pal all that graff shit u know like new york and stuff aahah";
insectkick = "/kick fleury ;/kick zero ;/kick zerocool ;/kick polka ;/kick nigerian ;/kick bimmer_ ;/kick ne ;/kick gravitaz ;/kick crosby87 ;/kick redrum87";
chanxbox = "/say http://guidowned.com/xbox-softmod.rar";
insectban = "/ban *!*insect@*.* ;/ban *!*wat@*.* ;/ban *!*zero@*.*";
insectown = "/insectkick ;/insectban";
nhlkick = "/kick ne \0034ITS GAMETIME ;/kick polka \0035ITS GAMETIME ;/kick fleury \0033ITS GAMETIME ;/kick nigerian \0036ITS GAMETIME ;/kick crosby87 \0037ITS GAMETIME ;/kick gravitaz \0038ITS GAMETIME ;/kick zero \0039ITS GAMETIME ;/kick zerocool \00310 ITS GAMETIME ;/kick redrum87 \00311ITS GAMETIME ;/kick bimmer_ \00312ITS GAMETIME";
chan79 = "/say u gay?? can a dog gay?? huhauha";
chan80 = "/say waa you mother is fuker ass";
chan81 = "/say kiss my bullshit gay";
obama = "/say WASHINGTON, D.C. AP NEWS - It has been decided that President Elect Obama will be swearing in on both the Bible and the Koran, marking the first time any President has used two religious books as his oath to protect the United States.";
facts = "/say \037\0030WORRIED ABOUT OBAMA? LOOK AT THE FACTS: 1. TEETH ARE WHITE 2. CLOUDS ARE WHITE 3. THE MOON IS WHITE 3. IPOD CABLES ARE WHITE 4. THE BIG PART OF THE EYE IS WHITE 5. THE MOST USED PAPER IS WHITE 6. SHIT IS BROWN";
music = "/say lol man $0 is a pretentious fag, and $1 is the worst song i've ever heard";
chan82 = "/say fuck you barac obama and bush and israel and america";
dontcare = "/say anyone got a laxative laying around? im in such pain over here from not giving a shit so hard.. ugh it hurts";
superbowl = "/say WASHINGTON D.C. (AP) - NFL Owner/Director Dan Reeves has announced the SuperBowl will be cancelled this year due to salary cap issues and the recent downturn of the economy. He was quoted as saying \"We can't afford chicken, so noone else gets chicken.\" Mr. Reeves known for his unique sense of humor will be more formal with his announcement during a press conference to be aired on FOX news and ESPN on Sunday Jan 25 at 8:00pm CST.";
whoa = "/damage ;/jizz ;/stratx2 ;/ziegh ;/seminal";
gr1d = "/say no shit hahaha";
saints2 = "/say \0038,13SAINTS WILL BEAT THE STEELERS IN THE SUPERBOWL THIS YEAR AND THATS FOR FUCKING SURE AND IF THE SAINTS WIN INSECT OWES VAP0R 400$ NO HOMO AND A \0031,4FIVE PIECE STRIP FROM POPEYES WITH A GREASCUIT + SPICY MASHED POTATOS FOR 8.55";
obama2 = "/say \037ONLY IN AMERICA WOULD THE WHITE MAN DO A BUNCH OF CRAZY SHIT AND MAKE A SHITLOAD OF MONEY BUT DIG A HOLE FOREVER THEN GET A NIGGER TO STEP IN AND DO ALL THE HARD WORK TO CLEAN IT UP AND CONVINCE ALL THE NIGGERS ITS A MILESTONE AND SOME FORM OF AMAZING CHANGE TO BE PROUD OF LOL.. WHITE FOLKS WIN AGAIN";
nice = "/say !o you smell like roses you piece of pie i wanna pet the happy into you";
chicken = "/say SHOVE A STRAND OF RAW CHICKEN UP YOUR PENIS HOLE \0034SALMONELA \00312><>";
attn = "/say \0031,4 ATTN: STEELERS NOT SHOWING UP TO THE SUPERBOWL";
"?" = "/say *¯\\(º_o)/¯*";
gainer = "/say if they don't have a warrenty they can't search you legally duh";
chan83 = "/say frankly speaking, i need someone who i can trust to open my poop and fart in to the face";
wrong = "its";
chan84 = "/say you fuck yourself with that mouth";
dick = "/say having a 14 inch dick really isnt that great, lots of girls are too scared to have sex with me.. and most guys wont even come near it..";
ego = "/say yo $0 ill get to that thing you asked me about i'm in the middle of my workout.. 200 pullups to go and then i have to do 150 pushups but i should be good after that";
weather = "/say wow... $0... nice weather check.. how about being less of a fucking COMPLETE nerd and opening a window.. or actually venturing outside.. for once.. seriously break the mold of typical irc user and do something with yourself. god.";
dad = "/say $0: i wish a hungry dad would dad you up and dad you then dad you so it could dad you to its dad";
iphone2 = "/say did you actually put jp.ashikase.backgrounder in the voipover3g.plist?";
context = "/say $0. Now is no time to be mean. Its thanksgiving. Can't we all relax drink a beer and watch some football and not cut eachother down";
devils = "/say average 14000 fans damn ! rangers max capacity is probably 14000 fans..the song says it all we takin over yeeeeeeeaaa devils takin yo asses ova bitches ";
devils2 = "/say funny... DEVILS got the best goaltender of all time, DEVILS have one TWO stanley cups in this MILLENIUM and have reached the playoffs, DEVILS make their own playerz stars and dont need to trade for big shot players, MAPLE LEAFS= old shit, old news. ";
devils3 = "/say wow! nj devils are just just amaziing...i think all the rangers fans are just jelous becuz: ;/say 1.the devils aare way better(im one of them) ;/say 2.our team is just better(nothing but the truth) ;/say 3.they haven't won a stanley cup since 94 and we've won 3";
devils4 = "/say attention devils fans if you love them like me add yourself to the group i made it is called the jersey d's look it up if you cant look up a bulletion in my profile that says devils fans only and copy and paste the url";
devils5 = "/say Rangers collect fans, Devils collect cups! ";
devils6 = "/say the 2009 season is rite around the corner and were gunna get somwhere this yr we got elias,holik,madden,gionta,pari se,brodeur wow wat a lineup evry1 watch out here we come CHAMPS OF 09 biotch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ";
devils7 = "/say To think everyone thought the Devils would be doing bad this year after Gomez and Rafalski left...but there first in the division and 2nd in the conference. Makes me glad to be a Devils fan :D ";
devils8 = "/say eyyy i have the wierdest feeling devils r gunna win the cup this year i had this feeling in 03 and looke they won.. and whoever thinks there doing horrible... there not cuz there only like 4-6 points away from being on the top of the divisision... and now there startign to play lie a team .. that the type of team the devils r.. ahrd working and they abosltely never give up LETS GO DEVILSS ";
chan85 = "/say Eh, what is it with you. I dont wanna be in this channel anyway. Sorry but not a nerd";
real = "programmer";
wshh8 = "/say shut up nigga i have to shoot a different nigga every night so i can use their computer and internet and get on dat youtube and do it again the next day so dont be talking shit ";
fml = "/say Today I realized most of the fmylife.com entries were made by me. What makes that horrible is I'm only allowed to use the computer when my Dad is fucking me. ";
gogo = "/say u shot u dad?lol";
gogo2 = "/say lol this historys";
gogo3 = "/say here u need got friends for get weed";
gogo4 = "/say i dont like eat weed i prefer smoke it i dont try many times to eat";
gogo5 = "/say we are in differents hours at day";
insecban = "/ban *!*insect@*.* ;/ban *!*wat@*.* ;/ban *!i@*.* ;/ban *!*zero@*.* ;";
gogo6 = "/say dont heard it atm";
gogo7 = "/say recessions are always bads , but world need to grow more";
gogo8 = "/say some weeks ago i wathc Johnny Stecchino from roberto benigni too got missed the last from benigni called gomorra now italian mafia want kill roberto benigni for fo this film lol";
gogo9 = "/say one time horse meat in mexican restaurant and cangaroo";
gogo10 = "i u cant";
gogo11 = "/say nice , this work are the shit";
gogo12 = "/say rap = niggers;/say techno = whites";
reaksi = "/say Love iS Blind \0033-r\0034@";
gogo13 = "/say lol some mexicans are really wacks";
gogo14 = "/say i miss try popeyes i like the wraps from mc donald";
dox = "/say back in the day ppl used to drop dox for serious shit like you stealing their irc gf or you takin gover their main chan, now its like stuff that isnt close to our hearts can get dox dropped";
notepad = "/say do u guys have a notepad of this stuff? or do u have it scripted?";
himself = "/say wtf man.";
himself2 = "/say are you sure you want to treat me this way?";
himself3 = "/say If I am not good enough to have ops, then I am not good enough to be on your channel.";
himself4 = "/say Why the fuck do you think you can treat me like shit and not have me react?";
himself5 = "/say daffy duck seems to have a penis like a human .";
fish = "/say gimme back that filet-o-fish;/say gimme that fish ..OHHH;/say gimme back that filet-o-fish;/say gimme that fish;/say what if it were you hanging up on this wall?;/say if it were you in this sandwich you wouldnt be laughing at \0034alllllllll";
car = "/say http://www.20bucket.com/2009audiS4.jpg";
gogo15 = "/say here wr miss taco bells too";
gogo16 = "/say no thats from one web i miss the link";
linux = "/say I just want to learn Linux so I can move on with my life";
word = "/say jad tp dp ot";
gogo17 = "/say im ugly ass fuck";
gogo18 = "/say this is a large life";
gogo19 = "/say michael from the office do brbrbrbrbrbr too";
bread = "/say ____;/say ( );/say | | < THIS IS BREAD FOR;/say |__| SURGEON";
gogo20 = "/say all u need is a wash of stomach";
gogo21 = "/say i dont ticker in the bot?";
gogo22 = "/say show me";
nospie = "script exec Irssi::active_win->command(\"mode +b *!?\\$_@*\") for qw(taschen cracked drac flame asl jynxed hansi sshot indigo Sweetish Sweetie mirc2000 eyeofra michcio Kim coco danielwxy IRCDigSpi spawn KeeS tidalwave xshh Kim syrka2002 roqqa TuttoIRC swat Xnurfz)";
slimebox = "/say $0 : you and yer clan, you really wanna start this?";
xxx4 = "/say Terror.at.Blood.Fart.Lake.2009.COMPLETE.STV.R1.NTSC.DVDR-CME";
shahid = "/say hey scd how about you deop vxp so we can all have fun chats";
shahid2 = "/say but he juped my nick :(";
shekk = "/say does screen go blank when i screen into another screen and then back to my colo screen";
shekk2 = "/say you wouldnt even know how to jack my gnu screen session if you did hack x";
shekk3 = "/say ddos me bitch lets see it.";
lh = "/say im better than you so i wont have to be honest about not having done shit heh.";
tu = "/say tu;/say tu;/say tu;/say tu;/say tu;/say tu;/say tu;/say tu";
crux = "/say Anyway, I make no apologies for anything I said or did. Given the perceived situation, it was the correct thing to do.";
rav = "/say im a sweet, nice, loving, careing person, i just dont show it";
scd = "/say way two through you're drink at someone";
ircbar = "/say !start;/say !uno;/say !hangmanstart;/say !lippsgames;/say !poker;/say !hunt;/say !cast;/say !tdstart;/say !roulette;/say !choose scissor;/say !blackjack;/say !dice";
phillies = "/say chase utley has a lifetime subscription to cat fancy magazine";
chan86 = "/say i swaer some people are just borned retarted *Rolls eyes*";
chan87 = "/say you son of the bitch";
thoron = "/say let me get ahold of len he will packet that bot out or server len rocks";
chase2 = "/say http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/7207/chasek.jpg";
chase = "/say chase utley has a lifetime subscription to cat fancy magazine";
chasepart = "/part chase utley has a lifetime subscription to cat fancy magazine";
chase3 = "/say http://pheco.synthtech.net/chase-utley-has-a-lifetime-subscription-to-cat-fancy.jpg";
chase4 = "/say http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/5861/chase2h.jpg";
chase5 = "/say http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/3233/chase3.jpg";
chase6 = "/say http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/2917/may2008.jpg";
chase7 = "/say http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/8/chase4.jpg";
deep = "/say See, that's just sad in my opinion";
djvapor = "/say I thought you understood that this was because you are a fat fucking hick";
djvapor2 = "/say your heart is pumping koolaid";
haha = "/say HAS AH AHA HAHHHha hha HA HAH AHA";
haha2 = "/say ha HAH AH AHKAHHHHH@!@ 22 HAH AHALOLAHAHAHHAHAHAHA";
haha3 = "/say HAUHAUAHAHAHAVXPJSHDAHABG LOL @!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@IRC.F1RE.ORG-#ARABALASAJOSOJHA HAH AAHA";
scores = "/say .lolscii http://wepump.in/ascii/$0.txt";
shahid3 = "/say scd i don't care whether or not vxp did it";
shahid4 = "/say vxp was the first peson to jupe me";
shahid5 = "/say you dont' know what it's like to be juped :(";
shahid6 = "/say it's really nice to be chatting in here with all these colors and vxp having ops";
shahid7 = "/say yeah, msg me when we have a channel where vxp doesn't get +o, im emoquittin all my nicks now";
baby = "/say http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x236/wryi123/1248039743892.jpg";
wshh6 = "/say i suck dick for a record deal/they call me nutt in my face mike";
chasenews = "/say AP - MLB star second baseman Chase Utley was found dead with multiple gunshot wounds in a Philadelphia condominium Tuesday night - and authorities hinted he was murdered by his wife Jenn, who then turned the gun on herself. When asked, Garrett Atkins, long-time best friend and third baseman for the Colorado Rockies said, \"I still can't believe it, that's a lot of wasted Cat Fancy issues\".";
jigga = "/say jigga: payup you fucking bum, or this will happen everyday";
wshh7 = "/say THEM NIGGAS WEENIES I WOULDA RAN OVER THERE AND CAUGHT FADE CUZZ WIT THE POLICE WATCHIN ON CRIP..NIGGA THIS WEST LOS ANGELES BYO SELF GANGSTA CRIP IM ON THEM CRACCAS WISH IT WAS SOME SKIN HEADS TO BEEF WIT IN OR AROUND MY HOOD ON THE 3, TIRED OF KILLIN MY OWN";
airwebber = "/say I know that once shell";
airwebber2 = "/say stop flooding me with this unwanted messages";
airwebber3 = "/say you have now be asked to go away";
sly = "/say ya COME ONE you 4 eyes star trek FAG";
sly2 = "/say he's beng a good bitch shutting his star trek mouth right now.";
twitter = "/say .tweet @$0 Fucking tweet me back you bitch ass ho , Dickless ass bitch , Stupid ass trick ass sperm suck ass smelling low life ass bitch";
lolban = "/ban *!?@*;/ban *!??@*;/ban *!???@*;/ban *!????@*;/ban *!?????@*;/ban *!??????@*;/ban *!???????@*;/ban *!????????@*";
kr1sten = "/say this bitch almost killed me cuz she sucks at driving so i followed her to a drug store and raged out";
kr1sten2 = "/say so glad u know how to read and write";
kr1sten3 = "/say not sure how its funny and cool to just repeat someone all the time but more power to u";
fb = "LOL ->> \00313U ADD MY TO A FACEBOOK LOL :) :) \0030,2http://www.facebook.com/vap0r";
vogeltje = "/say fuck youre just as shit dont stinkish";
vogeltje2 = "/say i thikn it was you";
estella = "/msg alar op 7j779YNK3hf2AW9";
shahid8 = "/say qwat tej fuk ur probelm is i just want to chats fun";
german = "/say look its not hard, ich isnt Ich.. Ich is YOU ARE. jesus. did you even make it out of 8th grade. can you even COUNT TO EIGHT, fuckin ich an IDIOT.. and im sure right now ich eaiting to CORRECT ME on using ich in the wrong context now that i've TAUGHT YOU HOW TO USE IT OMG JESUS";
haddem = "/say It wants that I kill ipv6 for you?";
haddem2 = "/say You have some bot to catch its nick when ipv6 to fall?";
haddem3 = "/say Hum... it shows to all my colloquy with it for efnet all?";
haddem4 = "/say It makes ddos in you all the time?";
thoron2 = "/say dirknin a beer and changin diaper my moms cupcake";
1337 = "/mode #1337juice +I *!*@*;/mode #1337juice +e *!*@*";
shitdick = "/say polla de mierda";
spelling = "/say I'm pretty anal retentive about spelling and have the same gripe. Sometimes my fingers and brain aren't together when typing, but that usually results in missing a letter or swapping one, not completely changing the word. I used to spend hours searching \"John Deere ...\", \"John Deer ...\" and whatever other variable I could think of to find some hidden bargains on eBay. But really on IRC spelling isn't THAT important.";
dongle = "/say fuck you, you dick dirt dingle dink dock dank dongle";
eslam = "/say \0035,13OMG ESLAM IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER\0031,9SUCK MY DOG DICK AFTER I DRINK THIS COLD BEER OR DRINK THIS SHOT OF LIQUOR\00310,0YA BITCH ITS AN ESLAM TIME HEEYYYH OOOOOO\00312,5I ESLAM LIKE SHAQ\0037,13ESLAM DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH LET THE BEER BE DRANK ESLAM!!\00311,5PEANUT BUTTER AND E-SLAM UNHHHHHHHHH\0031,0I SAW PHECO AT THE HOOVER E-SLAM";
spanish = "/say americano maldito que odia la mujer blanca que va a aspirar un dick del burro para que libre mantenga una dieta sana";
spanish2 = "/say ponga la caja de la escalera en gatito";
spanish3 = "/say veinticinco corazones de oro han derretido sobre la pérdida de mi virginidad anal";
spanish4 = "/say conseguí dos perros y un gato para aspirar mis bolas anoche y lo es demasiado malo que tuve que matar los perros porque el gato es solo ahora";
vxp = "/say back stabbing scumbag";
vxp2 = "/say oh fuck cares;/say $0 is gay";
vxp3 = "/say more like;/say go fuck yourself";
thoron3 = "/say the voices tell me to vxp and scd are cockboys";
thoron4 = "/say you need a speak and spell you dumb fuck";
pic = "/say http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/glaucoma.jpg <- $0";
vxp4 = "/say dono what the kike youre talking about atm";
vxp5 = "/say mantra of your life";
vxp6 = "/say status on /nick thoron";
vxp7 = "/say nice emsoilence";
spanish5 = "/say el emparedado de pavo con las cebollas del tomate del tocino de la lechuga del queso sazona el rancho y zanahorias anaranjados de la isla con pimienta del saurkraut mil del condimento de Mayo de la salsa de tomate de la mostaza del limón";
vxp8 = "/say waah wahh";
vxp9 = "/say lol@2 bints";
spanish6 = "/say usted me demuestra su cabeza de la salchicha y demostración enferma usted mi máquina para picar carne";
female = "say $Z <@arab> id love it; say $Z <@arab> if $0 and $1; say $Z <@arab> were female; say $Z <@arab> and if it was irl; say $Z <@arab> and if i was present";
joe = "/say well, first off it was 5 years ago, i committed myself to the state mental institution,i was deemed sane eventually, you guys can be self righteous as much as you want, i knew what i was doing and i knew the risks, i just didnt give a ****, i was curious to see what it felt like to be shot and i got paid for it, i never pay hospital bills, because as you can guess im poor white trash.";
joe2 = "/say actually, i'm not supervised.. i was in a state hospital for awhile.. that video was taken 5 years ago and at the ER before committing myself a few months later I told the police that showed up to investigate that a black man shot me in the projects over a dime bag of weed.. I did it for the LULZ!";
dryanta = "/say nice srs ban lol";
dryanta2 = "/say you aint a baller here unless you > 150/y";
dryanta3 = "/say and own a house";
dryanta4 = "/say its nothing to brag about";
dryanta5 = "/say i just like to say i get paid to play irc";
dryanta6 = "/say thats the point im making, not the amount xD";
bday = "/say HAPPY BIRTHDAY $0 -> http://boboblogger.mu.nu/archives/birthday%20cake.jpg";
vxp10 = "/say hi im here to claim $0's social ineptitude";
crux2 = "/say After what happened this weekend, I'm halfway considering moving to another IRC Network. :)";
mspaint = "/say http://imgur.com/2ueIP.png <- Remedy";
mspaint2 = "/say http://imgur.com/IvKLt.png <- analog";
mspaint3 = "/say http://imgur.com/e71fr.png <- insect";
mspaint4 = "/say http://imgur.com/GUUWF.png <- gobeyond";
mspaint5 = "/say http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/3543/shaggy.jpg <- shaggy (by vap0r)";
lunch = "/say had a bowl of cereal for lunch";
lunch2 = "/say also had a baked potato and seasoned fries.. had some red beans and rice and a bit of jambalaya, then a few pieces of corn on the cob with butter.. green beans, lima beans, 4 sausage patties, a soft taco, a pack of gum, 2 mocha fraps a couple pigs in a blanket.. and 4 ice cream sandwiche and a couple dinner mints.. chewin on some pizza rolls now and got a pork loin defrostin at home.. ";
slimer = "/say the only thing that surprises me about henry is gasses";
crux3 = "/say I've modified that slightly... I definitely apologize for what was said/done, as it was done in reaction to events that never occurred. And I should apologize for even assuming that slimer/vap0r/dankles would actually do what was pretended. However, while I will try to be more discerning in the future, if something like this were to actually occur, I would react the same. :P";
getgogo = "exec - -out perl -MLWP::Simple -e \"getprint 'http://www.hockeydrunk.com/gogou/random.php'\"2>/dev/null";
cp2 = "/say I hope he didn't mean child porn, because that ain't me... I like older more experienced women";
admin = "/exec - -out perl -MLWP::Simple -e \"getprint 'http://www.hockeydrunk.com/gogou/admin.php'\" 2>/dev/null";
farmville = "/say insect: sign up for troll facebook account; /say so you can farm with me and gogou";
pokey = "/say ya i grabbed it of torrent";
pokey2 = "/say go bother someone else";
pokey3 = "/say I just figured you never leave the house sry";
pokey4 = "/say fuk u ur retarded if you didn't like that movie";
farm = "/say when you pet the animals, they make a little bit different sound from when you harvest, kind of a happy sound...i like it, and I like the noise the tractor makes when it is plowing, and I like the horn.";
farm2 = "/say Love the new 'petting' feature but why can't we pet the rabbits? ";
farm3 = "/say I want a 1 billion X 1 billion farm. That way I can spend the entire day plowing and harvesting. In fact, I could just spend the rest of my life doing that. I could plant a 1 day crop and be ready to harvest the first plots, by the time I'm done planting the last ones.";
wow2 = "/say I dont get impressed by anything. My girlfriend wore lingerie and i was all \"hmm. nice try.\" and went back to azeroth.";
wow3 = "/say so you noobs think you have a right to judge me? think my life is worthless because i play wow maybe only 6-8 hours a night, even less on weekends? fuck you bitch. while you're calling me worthless i'll be owning your noob ass in nagrand arena. you're still in your shitty greens cauze you got 3 screeching shitlings to feed, im decked out in purples with a 1900+ rating and will fuckin destroy you with just one mortal strike+whirlwind.";
richard = "/say \0030RIC\0034HARD;/say \0030SIMM\0034ON\0030S";
racecar = "/say I'm going to drive a remote controlled car into your mother's pussy and have it drive on her clitoris over and over again until she cums on it and it catches on fire and she dies from pussy burning";
muscles = "/say $0 i just got done lifting weights for 2 hours is it normal to have ripped my shirt in the bicep area?";
wewew = "/say good production means people can at least figure out how to keep shit from hard limiting";
sod = "/say is listening to: (Soulja Boy - turn my swag on) ¤ Length: (3:26) ¤ BitRate: (160kbps)";
sod2 = "/say is listening to: (Soulja Boy - kiss me thru the phone (ft. sammie)) ¤ Length: (3:13) ¤ BitRate: (224kbps)";
sod3 = "/say is listening to: (Soulja Boy - Freestyle 2) ¤ Length: (2:41) ¤ BitRate: (160kbps)";
indian = "/say tbh indians believe that water that isnt blessed by cows isnt holy, so they avoid taking showers regularly.. atleast in countries other than india.. weird fact";
slimer2 = "/say chill about nudes of my wife";
smyd = "/say \0034s\037\00313\037MY\037\0034d";
irc = "/say i was in middle school when i started using irc for warez back like 03 ish but only started chatting in like 06";
kirby = "/say \00313( > '_')>";
malcolm = "/say yes no, maybe.....;/say i dont kNOWWWW;/say can you REPEAT THE QUESTIONS;/say UR NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW;/say UR NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW;/say UR NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW AND YOURE NOT SO BIG";
duck = "/say life is like a hurricane;/say here in.. duckburg;/say race cars, lasers, aeroplanes...;/say its a, duck blurrrr;/say might solve a mystery........or REWRITE HISTORY..;/say DUCK TALES AWHOOOO EVERYDAY THEYRE OUT THERE MAKING;/say DUCK TALES AWHOOOOO TALES OF DARING DO BAD AND GOOD LUCKTALES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!";
chip = "/say ch-ch-ch-chip n dale, rescue rangers;/say ch-ch-ch-chip n dale when there's danger...;/say OH NO IT NEVER FAILS THEYLL TAKE THE CLUES;/say AND FIND THE WHERES AND WHYS AND WHOS (key change repeat)";
kewsh = "/say yea i work with pipe motherfucking";
kickbomb = "/kick $0 snip...*BOOOOOM!*. (1516 people are crap at this)";
cig = "/say ()_____)_cig_status?______)~~~~~~~~~~~~";
story = "/say one time my friend put too much lighter fluid on coals; /say and he cook burgers that taste like lighter fluid;/say it make my burp smell like rancid shit;/say and it almost make my friend throwup in the car";
shaggy = "/say i don't even joke about that shit";
shaggy2 = "/say srs";
biggest = "/say you guys accomplished getting the biggest faggots on efnet together in one channel";
stupid = "/say How can somebody be in Europe and France at the same time?";
timebombkick = "/kick $0 *BOOOOM* Fear. Go to die noob!. (1554 times someone set you up the bomb)";
wendys = "/say you'll end up blowing disgusting faggots behind the wendy's dumpster for change to buy alcohol to help you forget your ruined existance";
buzz = "/notice $0 BuZzZzZz";
ring = "/say IF YOU LIKED IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT";
tool = "/say some say a comet will fall from the sky;/say followed by meteor showers and tidal waves;/say followed by fault lines that cannot sit still;/say followed by millions of dumb founded dipshits and;/say some say the end is near..;/say some say we'll see armageddon soon;/say i certainly hope we will.. i sure could use a vacation from this....................";
tool2 = "/say some say an admin will fall from the sky;/say followed by taking the price and coke for all;/say followed by hacked box and zines soon released;/say followed by dose getting busted and hemmed up;/say some say the end is near;/say some say that iC is next;/say i certainly hope it is;/say i sure could use a vacation from this";
tool3 = "/say some say that detroit will burn to the ground;/say some say that moors are not worth the shit on my shoe;/say some say that #nhl is life for life;/say some say that insectwife is fuckin a black guy;/say some say that slimers wife is fucking admin;/say some say that vapwife will leave him for vapcat;/say some say that joeeee tweets way too much;/say some say that soujiro takes it in the butt";
nba = "/say *AT THE BUZZER*;/say *THE SHOT*;/say *REJECTED*;/say *NO GOOD*;/say *HES HEATING UP*;/say \0034*HES ON FIRE*;/say \0030\037*JAMS IT IN*;/say \00313BOOMSHAKALAKA";
obs = "/say yo wassup jamie langenburnner";
confuse = "/say Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?";
confuse2 = "/say You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.";
oj = "/say dis oj da juice man king shawty ice berg BUR shawty east 4th shawty ward shawt clayburn homes shawty ice neck and chest shawty in the bildin shawty red on da triz zaytoven on da b shawty king shit real big one hunnid not 99 we keep it 50 50 50 hunid fo us an fifty fo da hataz";
carl = "/say \00313CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC\0034AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\0038RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR\00312LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL\0033'D";
combo = "/say thats odd, cuz i was just in barbados for vacation in May, and I dated a model i met on the beach";
analog = "/say i'll make your life a living household";
warez = "/say all you have to do is stop the kiddie games grow up and move on and maybe one day you two will get into the games/warez/etc... and actually be enjoyed by the people you surround yourself with";
chase9 = "/say http://i37.tinypic.com/2chl79l.jpg";
ascii2 = "/say why do i not have ops. i think i was one of the first 5 people to join this channel 15 years ago";
ascii3 = "/say go read the history of the pc ascii scene, thx :)";
lolpart = "/msg $0 HAHAHA WE HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD LAUGH IN #LOL COME BACK ONE DAY WHEN YOU ARENT SUCH A FAG";
dela = "/say and ur lucky i dont know where you live;/say id tag on ur mailbox;/say fag";
ts = "/say not funny meme;/gogou";
is = "to";
cafe = "/say You are doing this thing all over the time.....What is going on?You are not leave us play the game piece....You should shame on you.....";
cafe2 = "/say I want my money back for the loss i have, my burgers are burned!!!!!";
cafe3 = "/say hey i ve been wait for a day for my chicken and its probably burned gone bad will it be fresh when u finish your repair...????????and my other food is already burnt spoiled i hope when ya finish everyones food is still fresh";
cafe5 = "/say ALL DAY THEN MY FOOD IS GOIN TO B FUCKED SOON SO COME ON !!!!!!!!";
cafe6 = "/say SORT THE GAME OUT BEFORE WE ALL START COOKING CHICKENS AND HOG ROASTS!. THATS 30,000 U OWE ME NOW, THANKS CAFE WORLD!";
henry = "/say he's a REAL LOSER,dont trust him...........be caerful.";
blol = "/say \0039huHUEHUhUHEuhuheuheuHEU";
techno = "/say \00313,2¨°º¤øD¸TECHNO ø¤º°¨;/say \0032,8Dø¤º°¨FOREVER`°º¤ø\\";
fakeop = "/op $0;/ban $0";
joke = "/say wow, $0, ha ha, that was a hilarious joke.. i know people that would pay ten grand for shit half that funny";
1067 = "/say \0030thx for keepin it locked to irc's OWN \0034*106.7 \00313THE FAG\0034*";
cl2 = "/say you know what i mean by milk my dick holla at me. U gotta do more than just suck my shit, u gotta PULL every bit of the nutt out of my dick. U can do this wit ass...head...whatever u got u drain me wit.";
cl3 = "/say WM here looking to host a Hung Thug tonight and give him the best head and ass he will ever have. get back at me with a pic and stats. Not generous here.";
cl4 = "/say 22 white bubble ass looking for TOPS - 22 (Jackson/Covington)";
cl5 = "/say you where out with friends drinking grenades you live in Kenner. you had one of your friends hold the bathroom door while you pissed on me in the bathroom than I paid you 20 if you see this I WANT MORE SEND ME A EMAIL WITH YOUR PICTURE this was on a saturday nigth";
cl7 = "/say Not looking to hook up. Just home alone looking to see if anyone would like to have email conversation. It can be as pure as the wind driven snow or as erotic as you wish. If interested please place \"no harm\" in the subject and if you send a picture you will get one in return. ";
cl8 = "/say I AM LOOKING FOR A TOP MAN.;/say I'M 6FT 200 IN SHAPE NICELY HUNG BOTTOM.;/say IF YOUR GAME FOR TOPPING HIT ME UP.;/say MY PLACE ";
cl9 = "/say I just got done fucking my wife. I want someone to suck my dick with her wetness still on my dick. have not showered yet. anyone down? can meet you somewhere";
wtf = "/say you can watch the \"wtf\"";
shortyz = "/say ur like a Trex, and im like.. a 400 year old bear";
damar = "/say fake tetedeput probably loaded many shit on damar";
wispurs = "/say i want do see everything";
powr10 = "/say some $0 guy was sending me tells earlier saying he wanted to fuck my mom";
z = "/say i paid cash for my trailer plus 20k in my pocket;/say and that 20k paid for my truck i got back from the auction;/say well, i fucked the system for a little over a hundred grand in cash;/say and its well worth it file bankrupty and its all gone;/say in a couple yrs, i can have fresh start with a lot of hungury creditors";
z2 = "/say obviously you don't know much about mh";
z3 = "/say i am truly legally blind by legal definition, but i knew it was coming, in doing so, i preplanned everything";
z4 = "/say its really simple actually, i found a way to get on disability, and use that to protect myself from any creditors garnishing anything period";
z5 = "/say because creditors cannot garnish disability";
z6 = "/say i am not here to please you";
z7 = "/say you folks dunno much aobut MH, but thats oky";
z8 = "/say whats nice about being on visual disability is i can still make an additional 1500 a month income";
rams = "/say i'm a rams in this room";
stupid2 = "/say George Bush prays everyday and thats a good quality for a leader to have";
stupid3 = "/say You can't drive to Alaska, it's an island!";
dphase = "/say its really fun and trick";
chan88 = "/say GOOD TIRED OF THE GAY TALK, ANYWAY WHAT IS THIS PROGRAM ABOUT";
z9 = "/say i wanna fuck a fags ass";
z10 = "/say I will go as far to fuck him and his son, both, i dont care";
steenos = "/say My perfect date would be to have dinner on a nice sailboat, watching the sunset, and have dolphins swimming next to the boat. Then eat dessert while watching the stars.";
marc = "/say $0: I JUST SHAT ORANGEY YELLOW DIARRHEA IN YER CAB!!!!!";
pheco3 = "/say i made the mistake of using tap water to make irc for my drinks in egypt";
paul = "/say do better now :)";
deppy = "/say shame it doesnt work that way";
deppy2 = "/say sad you lost your safe haven?";
shaggy3 = "/say didn't get too many places";
it = "takes";
myself = "to";
hams = "/say I love pork rinfs";
promise = "/say this is my promise ring to you $0;/say \0030*\0038o";
wtf2 = "/say you do realize that all kinds of media is transfered via bittorrent..";
odds = "/say .odds ncf *";
jokle = "/say hey whats up man why u being so weird dude :)";
heatwave = "/say lol: \0030,2LOL IVE MADE IT MY LIFE TO TEACH HEATWAVE?? TO USE YOU'RE INSTEAD OF YOUR WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT.. PLEASE HELP ME TEACH HER THAT HER WAYS NEED CORRECTING :)";
vogeltje3 = "/say thats the horriblest movie ive ever seen";
youtube = "/say He needs his dick cut off and shoved down his fucking throat for this... Yeah motherfucker you know you will get that ass stomped if you are seen out ..What a fucking pussy you are !";
inviteban = "/timer add t1 2 0 /invite $0 #LOL;/timer add t2 2 0 /mode #lol +b $0!*@*;/timer add t3 2 0 /mode #lol -b $0!*@*";
invitechanstop = "/timer stop t1;/timer stop t2;/timer stop t3";
invitebanstop = "/timer stop t1;/timer stop t2;/timer stop t3";
dynasty = "/mode #1337juice -k;/invite dynasty";
evil = "/say but evil isnt around and i dont know if i should just wait to ask him, but i know you are amazingly powerful too, and i almost think maybe more so";
dphase2 = "/say not sure what they dude";
window = "/win";
lord = "/say Do not seek revenge or bear a grudge against one of your people, but love your neighbor as yourself. I am the LORD. (Leviticus. 19:18). ";
revenge = "/say Do not seek revenge or bear a grudge against one of your people, but love your neighbor as yourself. I am the LORD. (Leviticus. 19:18). ";
spam = "trigger add -publics -channels '#efnetnews' -regexp '$0' -command 'KN \\$N a'";
spam2 = "/say .nflstandings nfc";
spam3 = "/say .mlb *";
johne2 = "/say himmy is hear to ruin our perfectly good conversation";
hetero9 = "/mode #1337juice -k;/invite hetero9";
pheco4 = "/say A big part of that $293k profit is from the ruffly 6,700 employees taking a 10% pay reduction and losing their PTO. : (";
pheco5 = "/say im not quite shirt";
aesop = "/say ban all lamers and tads";
other = "12000 0 /msg #LOL \0030,2WHATTUP SON CHECK OUT http://wewt.org/~r0pav for the STATS IN #LOL LOL";
shaggy4 = "/say i recall you bashing audiophiles a few months ago";
shaggy5 = "/say when discussing flac";
homopart = "/part NO HOMO BUT I CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GOOD FAT THICK DICK AND A REGULAR ONE";
chan89 = "/say fuck of asshole";
turbo = "/say they dump about 200 bottles into the dumbster every half hour";
peesex = "/say Im a grown man and id throw you over my knee and beat the fuck out of you like you had stole something from me";
pheco6 = "/say is it supposed to tell me i changed my ass or wat";
pizza = "/say i somtimes make my girlfriend soak her anus in pizza grease so she gets pimples on her ass and then while giving anul sex to her i pop them. it turns me on";
middle = "/me forms a cross of sorts by holding his left arm horizontal and his right arm upward vertically with his middle finger sticking up fully";
insect2 = "/say on ic parties all u see is a bunch of dirty heavies moving the long hair up and down";
omegle = "/say you are a skinny ugly and black ass";
cho = "/say uh;/say i was jackin off;/say cant find my cell;/say where is it";
omegle2 = "/say Hauolihiwahiwa Allegra Kawaonaheleopai'i Moniz";
chatwithus = "/say !o click this http://chat.efnet.org/irc.cgi?chan=%23LOL";
omegle3 = "/say and the copss are on there way to your house :)";
analog2 = "/say i hope u get raped by a snale";
pinkfloyd = "/say Pink Floyd is slomo techno with some guy talking during";
omegle4 = "/say U MO JO BO BICE NICE RICE SOY SAUCE MICE";
omegle5 = "/say my dick would rip ur puss in half";
gaotse = "/say https://files.getdropbox.com/u/161376/sexy_ass.jpg";
kardus = "/say woulda got him sucke dinto rudes if u didnt do the sister shit lol";
harry = "/say insult them with something less illegal";
scrim = "/say that's what it says on my underware";
insect3 = "/say so like, if i buy the swordz maniac version, i'll get 250 gig hdd, 2 controllers, call of duty 2 which i'll buy n e ways = 400";
fart = "/say best one so fart";
1337spam = "/j #1337juice;/hueg hetty";
kewsh2 = "/say heer it comes";
buckeyes = "/say Buckeyes gets opped -> kickbans people -> gets bitch slapped by flyer -> no more kb's";
wshh9 = "/say Arab Women LAYDOWN with CAMELS ...and Have babies like french montana and DJ khaled ...these Islamic camel fuckers are RACIST TO AFRICANS IN AFRICA and dont hire BLACK people in america !!";
omegle6 = "/say does anyone wanna do penis 2 penis?";
insect4 = "/say yeah she's got at ignoring";
tranny = "/say http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/6677/hpim1777pd5.jpg <- nude tranny tied up";
insect5 = "/say same to you fucking insect;/say what the fuck kind of handle is that;/say do you have antenna";
syum = "/say .g errantego";
get1337 = "stop";
gogospam = "/win 2;/exec - -out perl -MLWP::Simple -e \"getprint 'http://www.hockeydrunk.com/gogou/random.php'\" 2>/dev/null";
nesta = "/join #sexytime;/msg #sexytime timebomb nesta;/part #sexytime";
insect6 = "/say Forgot backgammon";
hook = "/say hook;/say i;/say m;/say m;/say y";
powr2 = "/say broil em";
powr3 = "/say better than any fast food joint";
powr4 = "/say home cooked burgers can be really good if you know how to cook them";
pheco7 = "/say saying to ppl about make monk";
bratty = "/say one of your cocksucking whore pumpers got my host klined";
insect7 = "/say In oarjking lot";
pheco8 = "/say i just got soaked trying to smoke a butt";
rape2 = "/say unless my rape improves in the next 5 months, im planning on killing myself on the 8th anniversary of Rosa Parks' death. ";
cc = "/say \0034,8COCHRoACH CORNBREAD\0038,4COCHRoACH CORNBREAD\0034,8COCHRoACH CORNBREAD\0038,4COCHRoACH CORNBREAD\0034,8COCHRoACH CORNBREAD\0038,4COCHRoACH CORNBREAD\0034,8COCHRoACH CORNBREAD\0038,4COCHRoACH CORNBREAD";
wootoff = "/j #wootoff;/msg #wootoff http://irc.dickscab.com/misslavey/image.jpg";
yo = "script exec use Irssi qw(active_win)\\; @n\\; \\$c = Irssi::active_win->{'active'}\\; if (ref(\\$c) =~ /^Irssi::Irc::Channel\\$/) {push @n,\\$_ foreach (\\$c->nicks())\\; \\$c->command(\"msg \" . \\$c->{name} . \" yo \" . \\$n[rand \\@n]->{nick} . \" do you have a min\")\\;}";
yo1337 = "/j #1337juice;/yo";
yochats = "/j #chats;/yo";
yolol = "/j #lol;/yo";
talisman = "/say the hole crew is up";
deep2 = "/say When you're not wanted, get the message and stay away. People use bncs and shells and vhosts to get in rooms that t My favorite band is Sarah McLachlan";
band15 = "/say My favorite band is George Strait";
band16 = "/say My favorite band is Cold War Kids";
band17 = "/say My favorite band is P-Diddy";
band18 = "/say My favorite band is Black People";
band19 = "/say My favorite band is Vampire Weekend";
band20 = "/say My favorite band is King Crimson";
band21 = "/say My favorite band is Bob Dylan";
band22 = "/say My favorite band is Fleet Foxes";
band23 = "/say My favorite band is Twisted Sister";
band24 = "/say My favorite band is Scissor Sisters";
band25 = "/say My favorite band is Rufus Wainwright";
band26 = "/say My favorite band is Merzbau";
band27 = "/say My favorite band is Ravi Shankar";
band28 = "/say My favorite band is Wilco";
band29 = "/say My favorite band is Tech N9ne";
band30 = "/say My favorite band is Ghostface Killah";
band31 = "/say My favorite band is Bobby Conn";
band32 = "/say My favorite band is Morton Subotnik";
band33 = "/say My favorite band is Cole Porter";
band34 = "/say My favorite band is The String Cheese Incident";
band35 = "/say My favorite band is Eagles of Death Metal";
band36 = "/say My favorite band is Polyphonic Spree";
band37 = "/say My favorite band is The Faint";
band38 = "/say My favorite band is Interpol";
band39 = "/say My favorite band is Tegan and Sara";
band40 = "/say My favorite band is Erasure";
band41 = "/say My favorite band is Le Tigre";
band42 = "/say My favorite band is The Gossip";
band43 = "/say My favorite band is The Magnetic Fields";
band44 = "/say My favorite band is The Doors";
band45 = "/say My favorite band is Phish";
band46 = "/say My favorite band is Queen";
band47 = "/say My favorite band is The Strokes";
band48 = "/say My favorite band is Metallica";
band49 = "/say My favorite band is Judas Priest";
band50 = "/say My favorite band is The Village People";
band51 = "/say My favorite band is The Secret Handshake";
band52 = "/say My favorite band is The Rolling Stones";
band53 = "/say My favorite band is David Bowie";
band54 = "/say My favorite band is Frankie Goes to Hollywood";
band55 = "/say My favorite band is Man or Astroman";
band56 = "/say My favorite band is Richard Cheese";
band57 = "/say My favorite band is Jay-Z";
band58 = "/say My favorite band is Depeche Mode";
band59 = "/say My favorite band is Kansas";
band60 = "/say My favorite band is Ani DiFranco";
band61 = "/say My favorite band is Fischerspooner";
band62 = "/say My favorite band is John Mayer";
band63 = "/say My favorite band is Angel Eyes";
band64 = "/say My favorite band is The Indigo Girls";
band65 = "/say My favorite band is Velvet Underground";
band66 = "/say My favorite band is Madonna";
band67 = "/say My favorite band is Elton John";
band68 = "/say My favorite band is Barry Manilow";
band69 = "/say My favorite band is Indigo Girls";
band70 = "/say My favorite band is Melissa Etheridge";
band71 = "/say My favorite band is Eminmen";
band72 = "/say My favorite band is Nirvana";
band73 = "/say My favorite band is Boy George";
band74 = "/say My favorite band is Jon Brion";
band75 = "/say My favorite band is The Killers";
band76 = "/say My favorite band is Lou Reed";
band77 = "/say My favorite band is Motorhead";
band = "/say My favorite band is John Mayer";
band1 = "/say My favorite band is Ween";
band78 = "/say My favorite band is Jill Sobule";
band79 = "/say My favorite band is Wilson Phillips";
band80 = "/say My favorite band is DMX";
band81 = "/say My favorite bite band is Lil' Kim";
band86 = "/say My favorite band is kd lang";
band87 = "/say My favorite band is Frank Sinatra";
band88 = "/say My favorite band is Hinder";
band89 = "/say My favorite band is Nickleback";
band90 = "/say My favorite band is Justus Kohncke";
band91 = "/say My favorite band is Bob Mould";
band92 = "/say My favorite band is Clay Aiken";
band93 = "/say My favorite band is Arcade Fire";
band94 = "/say My favorite band is Bright Eyes";
band95 = "/say My favorite band is Corinne Bailey Rae";
band96 = "/say My favorite band is Audioslave";
band97 = "/say My favorite band is Red Hot Chili Peppers";
band98 = "/say My favorite band is Panic at the Disco";
band99 = "/say My favorite band is Spin Doctors";
band100 = "/say My favorite band is The Deers";
portal = "/say hey portal;/say you're not the only one who wears Ed Hardy; /say I just noticed Michael Jackson is wearing it in the This is It DVD";
pokey5 = "/say right Im a retard have a look in the mirror loser";
her = "/say http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03/WilliamsFat_175x125.jpg <- $0 chatting from her webcam";
coffee = "/say i have my coffee with sugar and lightly flaked pieces of skin from the dark inner flaps of fat peoples puss impacted blackheaded pore-thighs";
cockboat = "/say \\\\\037(_(_)=============D\037/ \003<- COCKBOAT";
coloron = "/script load /home/r/.irssi/scripts/autorun/lo.pl";
coloroff = "/script unload lo.pl";
truce = "/say I hearby offer you a truce, my apologies";
chan90 = "/say ive never fuckin used irc before dumbass";
aliason = "/alias say script exec RAND: my (\\$fg, \\$bg) = (int(rand(14)+2), int(rand(14)+2))\\; goto RAND if \\$fg == \\$bg\\; if (\\$bg < 10) { \\$bg = \"0\\$bg\"\\;} my \\$lol = \"\\003\\$fg,\\$bg\" . q($*)\\; Irssi::active_win->command(\"msg * \\$lol\")\\;";
aliasoff = "/alias say msg *";
pheco9 = "/say those u pulled a josh wroblem";
jigga2 = "/say shutup ^NiGgA^";
tila = "/say 1) I have money 2) Im not needy cuz I run my own business 3) I dont have trust issues 4) Im an EXCELLENT LOVER IN BED what more do u need?";
tila2 = "/say i have a HUGE heart! When I love someone, you are my love and my life! I love you gently and passionately. Im VERY addicting I must say! heh";
tila3 = "/say I like to kiss a lot. Tell u i love you everyday so u dont feel worried. When u have bad days I will caress u & tell u how much I love you..";
tila4 = "/say Im just gonna probably end up marrying a woman. Because I KNOW she will love my children as her own. Ok thats resolved! whew! lol";
cho2 = "/say yeah man you have such a life sitting in here for the past 4 hours chatting about gay sex and farts";
colby = "/say and besides I went to the police station last night at 12 okay, so you thinks I'm going to drop the charges?";
colby2 = "/say have fun while your free days last. After all, I don't play games, and you made 5 death threats towards me. PEACE HOMES!";
germany = "/say yo $0 you know how you said austria and germany were the same country?";
prence = "/say my girlfriend was telling me about some chick she went to high school with where she talks about her brothers conviction for child raping and how she cant wait for her baby's daddy to get out of prison";
bloodon = "/script load /home/r/.irssi/scripts/autorun/blood.pl";
bloodoff = "/script unload blood";
steelers = "/say I'm truly sorry for the disappointment and negative attention I've brought to my family, teammates, coaches, the Rooneys, and the NFL. I understand the opportunities I've been = ";
#kb";
0 = "phecodiss";
phecodiss2 = "/say r mom wasn't that good n bed! How was she when u and ur brother had her?";
phecodiss3 = "/say Did you guys see the latest issue of \"Animal Husbandry\" Pheco made the cover. His Mom is proud !";
pussy = "/say $0 & $1 chilling together https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-04/enhanced/webdr08/7/13/enhanced-6738-1396891406-47.jpg";
deopinsect = "/deop bubbs- fleury tpb- ss yinzer polka redface penguins malkin molotov graves tnews mybffjill scores;/mode #1337juice +b *!*@*.pp4l.org";
truth = "/say just google whatever +conspiracy, to get the real truth";
chan91 = "/say bit I don't have something about that stupid cancer head";
it2 = "/say burnice i feel so bad about scrim leaving but the truth is he started it and i wasnt about to get out-trolled in front of you";
asshole = "/say $0 is a asshole not a w/e #";
drake = "/say i know way too many people here right now that i didn't know last year, who the fuck are y'all? i swear it feels like the last few nights we've been everywhere and back, but i just can't remember it all.. what am i doin? what am i doin? \0030\037oh yeah that's right, i'm doin me. i'm doin me. i'm livin life right now mayne, and this is what imma do til it's over, til it's over.. but it's far from over";
np = "/say +netplay ascii/wepump.in/$0.txt";
horseface = "/say http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs631.snc3/31673_859055588653_10202736_48351762_2485722_n.jpg";
cho3 = "/say lol @ u guys making assumptions for kids out of college";
cho4 = "/say did i hit a nerve;/say or ?";
flyer = "/say .quack;/say .ole;/say .da";
smoke = "/say ayo its me $0 aka Yay aka Mister Yayo aka Punch A Niggaz Head In. I like to drink....alot and i jus quit smokin but ill still out-smoke any one. Im dedickated to rappin. I love it. I used to battle niggaz but that shit is boring now but Ill still chew a nigga. Im all bout money and my niggaz.";
botban = "/ban *!j@*;/ban *!inkjet@*;/ban *!i@*;/ban *!*@*.pp4l.org";
gayhelp = "/gay -help";
color = "/gay -1 -fig $0";
election = "/say who do you guys think will win? trump or sanders? maybe clinton?";
dwaine = "/exec - -out curl -s 'http://p0r.ninja/~v/dwaine.php'";
linkin = "/say CRAWLING IN MY SKIN. THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL. FEAR IS HOW I FALL. CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL.";
szat = "/exec - -out curl -s 'http://p0r.ninja/~v/szat.php'";
sports = "/say $0 is the type to watch sportscenter and take notes just so he can come back to irc and act like hes informed";
grower = "/say $0 has GROWER tattood above his small cock";
wb = "/say wb f9c";
forget = "/say 14/88 never forget";
pittsburgh = "/say Pittsburgh niggas yell out \"I'm from Pittsburgh YINZ!\" before a fight so that when they get amnesia from having the piss beat out of them, the bystanders can remind them where they live.";
zee = "/say jesus shit bad guys, you pass////";
insect8 = "/say got him to break charactor";
weights = "/say i shattered my floorboards doing push ups";
zee2 = "/say <@Zeee> sal is my daytime bitch";
newchan = "/say sorry smart ass, is my first time here\\";
chans = "/join -window #/join;/join -window #/server";
weights2 = "/say when i go to a bar or a house party i always order a protein shake";
mother = "/exec - -out curl -s 'http://p0r.ninja/~v/mother.php'";
dogshit = "/me throws dogshit in the septic system of RV's to chop up your turds fowload;/hitler;/eslam";
pumpinvite = "/say .botcmd e_t invite $0 #penispump";
SSH = "window new hidden;window name ssh;exec -name ssh -nosh -interactive -window ssh $-";
ryan = "/say <@ryan101-> Vegas killed himself and somebody else because he couldn't stand PP4L. I think Obama should have given him a pardon if he was still";
ryan2 = "/say <ryan101-> why does somebody like Vegas have to die and pieces of shit like insect get to live =(";
hardball = "/say Racist? Overweight? Unpopular amongst your peers? If you answered yes to any of these, operator status in #hardball on EFNet is the place for you!";
zee3 = "/say why do ppl in Florida even have gubs?";
lv = "/say last night i had a dream that i was sucking insect's dick but then i woke up and he was sucking my dick";
insect9 = "/say i dont blame you for judging me based on a few pics";
lump2 = "say $* u dont even know me kid shut the fuck up hidin behind yuor computar id fuckin lump u out if u fronted on me like that in person fukin bitchass littel nerd hidin behind cmputar screen littel pussy i kick ur ass irl fagget";
lump3 = "say hey $* dont no wat the fuck im gonna do 2 u fuck if i ever meet u im gonna fucking pound you fuck man if u was u id be soo scared man you should just change schools bcuz on monday im ognna kill u man just run away man just get out of here faggot";
lump4 = "say hay fgt ur so lucky u dont no me cuz if i nue were u lived o man u dont even wanna no wat i wud do 2 u shuld be gratful evry day tht i dunno were u liv fgt stfu u dont no me u aint my momma cum on over herre n i will bltch slap u so hard u will die but no1 will care 4u bcuz ur a fgt n every1 wud be glad ur ded u fkn fgt";
lump5 = "say $* u fukn hacker i saware im caling the fbi rite now nthey r gona aresst u 4 hhakin rite tmrow n they r gonna brake down ur dore wahen ur slepping @ nite n there gonna point there m16 at ur hed an say plz cum outside or we r gunna hedshot u fgt";
lump6 = "say $* i think your full of shit and just a punk ass bitch hiding behind his computer screen";
lump7 = "say $* dude if u dont fucken stop runnin ur mouth about my mate im gonanf ucken rub your sheath";
lump8 = "say $* no offense or nothing but 1 day id love to fuken walk up to and ounch your binrat in so much ur head would be poping out of ur arse,downy";
lump9 = "say $* dude if u dont fucken stop runnin ur mouth about a hobo's brother's uncle im gonanf ucken s about your vas deferens";
lumpa = "say $* dude if u dont fucken stop runnin ur mouth about my cousin im gonanf ucken wiggle your cerebral cortex";
lumpb = "say $* dude if u dont fucken stop runnin ur mouth about my brother's mom im gonanf ucken pickle your cerebellum";
lumpc = "say $* dude if u dont fucken stop runnin ur mouth about my girlfriend im gonanf ucken slice your eyes";
lumpd = "say all you fuckers who are talkign shit you are all fucking pussies you didn't fucking know her so don't try saying shit you stupid cunt rags fucking coem to michigan and say that to her friends faces you will get your nerdy fuckign asses handed to you you say shit cause you haev no real friends or your jsut an insecure little fuck who can't fucking get any real friends so fuck you all stephanie was one of the best people in the world";
lumpe = "say $* you cant come face to face fucking gonna remember these faces when i see you in th streets i am gonna rip you into peaces that when a doctor sees you he will get confused to weather an animal or human did that to you";
lumpf = "say $* u think ur music impresses me? ur w= ";
illk = "fucking";
you = "terrorist";
i = "will";
s = "http://gogou.lunarshells.com/nerdman.php";
pills = ";\012 gogou = ";
out = "which";
this = "morning";
randomly = "looking";
for = "about";
to = "do";
something = "stupid";
or = "figure";
and = "she";
going = "to";
play = "the";
devil = "s advocate and go against what they said no matter my real outlook on the subject... the point of this will be to overshadow my bad life by annoying others that are already living contently\";\012 troll2 = \"/say i never use a spell checker, and i send terribly formatted work emails often with numbers used for letters and words. \";\012 troll3 = \"/say ";
extremely = "lazy";
scope = "projects";
that = "take";
of = "me";
work = "constantly";
since = "thats";
how = "long";
whatever = "stupid";
project = "I";
"m assigned. I" = "ve";
been = "mudding";
against = "recently";
the = "password";
marginally = "well";
on = "/set outgmsgs_use_formatting on";
have = "this";
problem = "with";
dont = "view";
them = "when";
being = "authoritative";
late = "to";
but = "i";
_THAT_ = "late";
at = "least";
105k = "a";
order = "the";
most = "expensive";
drinks = "to";
possibly = "can";
get = "away";
with = "any";
card = "is";
even = "remember";
then = "just";
pour = "out";
into = "the";
toilet = "exec - -o echo \"$1-\" | toilet -w 100 --irc -f $0";
onto = "the";
carpet = "just";
tab = "higher";
can = "break";
a = "cool";
including = "but";
not = "a";
TCL = "and";
";\012 insect = " = "insectd";
wrote = "my";
boke = "to";
muscle = "beach";
currently = "program";
PYTHON = "or";
RUBY = "but";
if = "i";
which = "is";
highly = "likely";
think = "your";
company = "is";
hip = "and";
intelligent = "one";
learn = "any";
languages = "in";
programmign = "ability";
as = "any";
there = "like";
once = "a";
week = ";\012 troll8 = ";
anything = "id";
just = "break";
damn = "thing";
one = "to";
sit = "on";
together = "like";
my = "sister";
5th = "degree";
self = "defense";
classes = "to";
women = "for";
some = "years";
couldnt = "take";
someone = "here";
in = "marc2";
7th = "degree";
tae = "kwon";
shit = "outta";
DRUNK = ";\012 troll10 = ";
vicsious = "fuckin";
machine = "that";
whole = "countries";
cant = "for";
remember = "what";
put = "it";
what = "the";
hell = "it";
will = "do";
stop = "/say .cq";
#$0, which is no big loss to me, to be perfectly honest. the channel lives and dies by me. the only time the stupid place is ever even active outside of a ppv is when i make it active. or th it a small world, but there are consequenses to your actions and some people know more than you doabout life";
pokemon = "/say We went out last night for one last hurrah as a big group of friends hunting in a hot spot local park with about 100 otherplayers. We stayed out until 3am, which represented about 8 hours of straight Pokemon Go playing. It was great, but at the end of the night we all kind of agreed it felt like the last great hunt. That by the end of the nigh the game felt line has reached max fun potential... ";
sal3 = "/say yeah i was high on cold meds friday and i've been offline since, so yeah im a bit out of the loop";
fncy = "/say i've peed into a mason jar and let it stand for days then used it as a barrier for dogs";
2016d = "/say post log and ask if you read it troll 2016";
2016e = "/say how do i do that troll 2016";
en = "/say Listen to Episode 3 of EFNet NEWS here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib_uIDKF5cU (SUBSCRIBE) and come chat about it in #EFNetnews | Rich people can become a *Patron* here: https://www.patreon.com/efnetnews | Jason Bandy @pp4l on *twitter* and smiggy999 on *SNAPCHAT* !@%$@!@";
trampolines = "/say $0 : YOU EVER JUMP ON TRAMPOLINES IRL OR ?";
2016f = "/say spic crew is back for troll 2016";
trollf = "/say deployment sign up troll 2016";
min = "/say yo $0 you got a min?";
mongo = "/say takes balls to tell the world you masturbate your days away";
1st = "/say YO BITCH IM THE 1ST UP IN THIS PIECE. RESPECT MY ABILITY TO BE UP EARLY AND CHAT BEFORE YOU COCK SUCKER!!!!!!!!!";
haliphax = "/say does the number of channels where you can paste dicks and anti-semitic rhetoric get you some kind of award?";
sarah = "/say $0 breaking glasses and toilets is pretty epic, too";
off = "/set outgmsgs_use_formatting off";
re = "/script load /home/v/.irssi/scripts/autorun/frm_outgmsgs.pl";
suf = "/set outgmsgs_suffix $0";
pre = "/set outgmsgs_prefix $0 ";
sarah2 = "/say After not being able to or approved by my doctor to engage in penetration sex for 4 months... my vagina is as tight as a virgin";
insecta = "/say you think this is slimer's first rodio?";
2016g = "/say -i troll 2016";
jungleman = "/say <+Dwaine> btw Jungleman the nick thresw me... but He approves you bigtime";
2016h = "/say felicia troll 2016";
2016i = "/say cc troll 4/20 2016";
insectb = "/say their epic but you dont even know why ";
sarah3 = "/say I put steroids on my elbows";
insectc = "/say i was thining fish";
snitch = "/say any of you have a way of getting a hold of juoef? Jeff bring :) insect";
church = "/say god i was just telling a friend of mine from church how much i hate this channel but turns out $0 is actualy kind of cool";
2016j = "/say click deny troll 2017";
storm = "/say if you had beef with me you coulda just got these hands";
storm2 = "/say yeah i should be talking to members from masters of deception";
remedy = "/say Remedy u can get the blood from my dick";
sajoin = "sajoin";
remedy2 = "/say havent spoken to him since GnR concert";
acidvegas = "/say spend ALL of his money on electric eels";
acidvegas2 = "/say u have a BAN VAP & ACIDVEGAS key on your kb?";
sal2 = "/say just talking jez";
sal4 = "/say btw i hung out with that fat chick cuz i didnt want to sleep on the floor with 5 guys in a room ";
d = "/say you love drama when someoneelse istaking it up the pipe";
d2 = "/say y my god what kind of long aϟϟ ping timeout do you have here";
lavey = "/say i dont want to tlk about the butthole";
lavey2 = "/say some woman;/say accidentally posted pics of her baby's inflamed asshole";
lavey3 = "/say my butthole is nicknamed the eye of sauron by my ex";
blowfish = "/say you spent 400$ on a ddr pad and you are fat as fuck. i have no douvbt you would waste money on trying to rubttal after i shit on you on skike";
acid = "/say im sitting here with scott motherfucking thomas and between us have a half a million dollars in coins";
darkmage = "/say dont think that your low-energy soceng effort had any affect on my emotional state";
darkmage2 = "/say i havent said anything in a page or 2";
darkmage3 = "/say actually mom's on her way into a homeless shelter";
darkmage4 = "/say like i said dude u guys are super below my radar";
darkmage5 = "/say the irony is my right-hand is mutated";
threaddicksuck = "/say <+thread_> vap0r is that nigga;/say <+thread_> vap0r is tha man;/say <+thread_> vap0rs chats have impact";
thread3 = "/say now u are going to get ddosed every single weekend, every single one of your ops. you have now got my attention, and you are now in the same boat as storm. if you have one more show im going to down you and anyone who responds in #lrh during the show, anyone who calls in will be taken offline. ill be handling twitch at the same time";
fgt = "/say i hate faggots more than i hate war in this world";
sharp = "/say <+SharP972> Rip children ;); /say <+SharP972> I raped vap0r x wife";
threadquit = "/say threaded wasnt me, idk who was copying my chat dialogue i was currently writing in. but every and kinda boring with 10 people against me and on my side. im too high to deal with shit talk from every angle with 6 people vs me, its overwhelming, i prove myself over and over and if i stop i have 'no skill' when i just wanna code and talk to people who enjoy le company. im out, pz";
threadraps = "/say https://pastebin.com/9HXLdtgq";
chronoraps = "/say https://pastebin.com/0SU8WBer";
threadquitlog = "/say https://pastebin.com/Dee9WuFA";
threadstory = "/threadraps;/chronoraps;/threadquitlog";
fuckyou = "/say ᶠᶸᶜᵏ﷽ᵧₒᵤ ᵧₒᵤ💔ᶠᶸᶜᵏ";
chang0 = "/say Swear to God";
thread4 = "/say i would have freestyled, that wasnt the problem. the problem is vap0r who i kinda thought was an alright guy, lied and said he didn’t care about unbanning me and said I was asking for it after i'd already saw him chatting for an hour afterwards in this channel and actively in ENN. this is just the start of whats to come, be ready";
thread5 = "/say l0de is gay and cant come to reality hes gay and keeps trying to date women, with his teacup fuckin dog and gay ass lisp";
thread6 = "/say vap0r tell the truth about how you're white and want to be a nigger, he lives in a tent and makes $80 a week making efnet fake news reports";
thread7 = "/say youll see though you know where im at, mtw if you wanna get real and fight me, come to my irc and ill meet you whenever, neither of us will use our city. if you arent a pussy mtw- come @ me for real without bullshit, without others chatting. don't pussy out, come fight scared bitch (i have to train) rofl";
dc = "/say I'm really not a very nice person. I can say \"I don't care\" with a straight face, and really mean it.";
yes6 = "/say agreed";
yes7 = "/say i see what you mean";
yes8 = "/say fair";
yes9 = "/say cant argue with that";
yes10 = "/say definitely";
yes11 = "/say true ting innit";
yes12 = "/say i get u";
yes13 = "/say OK real talk";
yes14 = "/say never a truer word spoken";
yes15 = "/say goddamn right";
yes16 = "/say indeed";
yes17 = "/say yep yep u rite";
yes18 = "/say haha TRUE";
yes19 = "/say correct";
mimicyes = "/trigger add -publics -masks '$0!*' -command 'script exec Irssi::active_win->command(\"yes\".int(rand(40) + 1).\" \\$M\")'";
hi = "/lastlog -hilight";
xylia = "/say one day you might learn how to actual flood worth a shit faggot";
neuro = "/say stop spam msging me on a i7 with 32gb ram";
yes20 = "/say beyond a doubt";
yes21 = "/say bruv";
yes22 = "/say precisely";
yes23 = "/say without fail";
yes24 = "/say unquestionably";
yes25 = "/say as true as true can be";
yes26 = "/say by all means";
yes27 = "/say yes. yes. yes.";
yes28 = "/say amen";
yes29 = "/say fucking agreed";
yes30 = "/say praise allah you are correct";
yes31 = "/say y e s I AGREE";
yes32 = "/say lol so true";
yes33 = "/say aye";
yes34 = "/say safe";
yes35 = "/say innit";
yes36 = "/say bet";
yes37 = "/say real talk";
yes38 = "/say uh.. ya for sure";
yes39 = "/say yes yes true";
yes40 = "/say oui";
jupenicks = "/say \0034JUPED NICKS: \0030chrono, moneytree, slimer, l0de, vapor, vap0r, readerrr, interd0me, jewbird, bj0rn, LRH, CosbyX, acidvegas, pumps, MagicPeen";
country = "/say my favorite thing to do is kick mud kuntry to my bones I don't like short cars but i do like big trucks ford but Chevy is second";
country2 = "/say I can't to move back down south after college, wherever I go I hope the people are as country and redneck as I am. I need people to go Mud Bogging with.";
xylia2 = "/say you updated socks cause vap0r stupid aϟϟ got put on dronebl and others lol";
xylia3 = "/say ak you keep this shit up and your ircd is going to turn to complete shit";
webscii = "/exec - -out curl -s '$0'";
yesreply = "/trigger add -all -masks '$0!*' -command 'script exec Irssi::active_win->command(\"yes\".int(rand(40) + 1).\" \")'";
mimicpm = "/trigger add -privmsgs -masks '$1!*@*' -command 'msg -$T $N $M!'";
"\0034jupenicks:" = "\0030spoke, chrono, moneytree, slimer, l0de, vapor, vap0r, readerrr, interd0me, jewbird, bj0rn, LRH, CosbyX, acidvegas, pumps, MagicPeen";
random = "/say hello my name is alex gouloumis id like to report that 12 years now john kapetanakis that lives in athens greece at the fourth says bad things about rich people on the internnet as he pretends to be me on the internet to get money from it his name is john kapetanakis at the fourth floor spread this out";
pauzed = "/say how different are you gonna cover supernets instead?";
takbar = "/say crazy how thats a man in his late 30s rn";
takbar2 = "60 0 /quote sajoin takbar #superbowl";
xylia4 = "/say what server is that script ?";
storm3 = "/say if we run this udp.pl script 10 times on a 1gbps box thatll be 10gbps of udp in ur face motherfuckerrrrrrrrrrr";
toiletgay = "/exec - -o echo \"$1-\" | toilet -w 100 --irc -F gay -f $0";
toiletmetal = "/exec - -o echo \"$1-\" | toilet -w 100 --irc -F metal -f $0";
unicolor = "/cspam 㦇휘蔝푵";
xylia6 = "/say eeew real original";
song3 = "/say let it goo;/say let it gooooo ▲ ► ▼ \0030Sorry, I've dropped my bag of doritos \0034▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ► ▼ ◄ ◄ ▲▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ◄ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄";
diapers = "/say im wearing diapers right now;/say what the fuck is your problem";
d7 = "/say I am trying to have a modicom sp of fun";
marcd = "/say just get out of the hosp. after being gang raped by the neighborhood boys";
spits = "/say (@spits) vap, you're mom is embarrased of you";
oz = "/say I haven't lived at home in over 20 years. I belong to a community which is why I post selfies. Nothing you know anything about.";
oz2 = "/say Stop projecting and go back to your gay ass efnetnews articles slamming people.";
oz3 = "/say You guys need to calm the fuck down and go on another network where they don't put up with your shit either.";
oz4 = "/say harrass me and it will be gone on multiple servers; /say now fuck off";
oz5 = "/say i tried being the nice guy but no good deed goes unpunished";
talon = "/say i would arm wrestle you for beers no matter wtf color you were";
talon2 = "/say you spreckoning to me arab ?";
talon3 = "/say how was the reacharound you gave yourself";
talon4 = "/say :";
talon5 = "/say )";
talon6 = "/say i have a fucking bsd tat";
dabguy = "/say wiggle ur ass 2 the music https://imgur.com/JfsOAhk";
d9 = "/say dogs are gross but never noticed speah impediment";
cutie = "/say $0 homo dyke chink chinaman moonspeak fag coontang wetback dindu sig heil 1488 mexicunt";
talon7 = "/say been coding for a couple days and had to do anger management at parole all day so im a bit behind on the irc";
talon8 = "/say i swear you are arriz";
talon9 = "/say last thing you clicked was the pin number on your mothers debit card";
talon10 = "/say well hello mrs ms word";
sn7 = "/me anyone have good spammer here?";
sn8 = "/say im a little bixing fixing irc shitty coding on netsplit";
sn9 = "/say well i dont have paϟϟwords but i do i have private onions %%";
gammeflood = "/say flip;/say tea;/say spin;/say coffee";
sn10 = "/say are u like russian or something";
sn11 = "/say look at DEEZ NUTZ in 3d";
sn12 = "/say is that a program ran on the same box/net as the server?";
sn13 = "/say u can lip lock this big cock n kick rocks";
sn14 = "/say someone linked this irc on a stanford university box";
sn15 = "/say i used to idle the GNAA chan";
ate = "/say Marilou Danley: This was taken in Jumeira Beach in Dubai. \0034ate \017Lita's daughter Mary Ann Bustos Manansala who lives in Dubai";
fight = "/say $0 is that guy that studies worldstar fights videos and gets all pumped up and goes and looks himself in the mirror and flexes his arm fat, then goes to sleep dreaming of what he would do if a guy came in a classroom with a gun";
iib = "/say <@xmagey> every again";
iib2 = "/say (@spits) vap, you're mom is embarrased of you";
iib3 = "/say <@duckie> your making my head scream";
iib4 = "/say <@xmagey> well hard not too when you spam it all day";
pyrex = "/say also i won 41$ off scratch offs yesturday";
nadia = "/say I been blogging since '06 on neopets then habbo then runescape in the start of '07 and then irc by the start of '08";
pump = "/exec - -out curl -s 'http://wepump.in/ascii/$0.txt'";
incog = "/say arab do u have the life and times url";
ilken = "/say Its bad enough being stuck in this wheelchair 24/7 with no visitors but then when people start treating me like a pariah and abusing me on IRC it makes my life a living hell.";
pi = "/say anyone here use archlinux on a raspberry pi";
ham = "/say Anybody else gets supper excited with the noise of tunning SSB? I can't wait to get an HF rig.";
dna = "/say i got your moms dna inserted into each of my sperms and everytime i fuck you your mom is somehow cumming inside you";
emoji = "/say Ҋ࡝౨ᆬ᛺ᩋỽ‖⏄⦣⵵ດᣌಱၤ♊䃀䢓䞣᷑ᙡᵵ兼ᢲ᥼७࡝౨ᆬ᛺ᩋỽ‖⏄⦣⵵ດᣌಱၤ♊䃀䢓䞣᷑ᙡᵵ兼ᢲ᥼७࡝౨ᆬ᛺ᩋỽ‖⏄⦣⵵ດᣌಱၤ♊䃀䢓䞣᷑ᙡᵵ兼ᢲ᥼७࡝౨ᆬ᛺ᩋỽ‖⏄⦣⵵ດᣌಱၤ♊䃀䢓䞣᷑ᙡᵵ兼ᢲ᥼७࡝౨ᆬ᛺ᩋỽ‖⏄⦣⵵ດᣌಱၤ♊䃀䢓䞣᷑ᙡᵵ兼ᢲ᥼७࡝౨ᆬ᛺ᩋ";
sn16 = "/say this isnt your dads football channel";
sn = "/say sorry was chopping onions";
sn2 = "/say BOTNET IN #HELP";
sn3 = "/say u have a BAN VAP & ACIDVEGAS key on your kb?";
sn4 = "/say did you login to my cox";
sn5 = "/say u look like a fucking money irl";
sn6 = "/say my god what kind of long aϟϟ ping timeout do you have here";
rick = "/say To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand $0. Their humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of their chats will go over a typical chatter’s head. ";
chan100 = "/say I don’t know where are you from , people believe that you must don’t have education in school or both of your father and mother die before could teach you something in our civilization. I guess you are a pool subject of Trump of USA";
conflict = "/say \0030/\\\\ \0034,8DONGFLICT\0030,1 /\\\\";
ancient = "/say i've turned down more ass than you've met";
ancient2 = "/say i'm not your bro, yeast infection";
ancient3 = "/say repeat yourself, you might sound clever one day";
ancient4 = "/say i'm not scared of anyone or anything";
ancient5 = "/say and i'll tell you to your face";
insectd = "/say another i forgeg";
talon11 = "/say some bitch making sandwitches or some shit";
knuckles = "/say my knuckz: (C)(H)(A)(T)b d(L)(I)(F)(E)";
kulj = "/say Lucy on her way";
hextasy = "/say I have a job, where I'm making $$ right now. I use IRC for lulz and communications between buddies.... why would I waste time trying to justify that your 'job' is weak and give you content?";
eismc2 = "/say i am an anarchist who understands the utopic leaning of the ideology i subscribe to in this society";
emoji10 = "/emoji;/emoji;/emoji;/emoji;/emoji;/emoji;/emoji;/emoji;/emoji";
doritos = "/say \0034 ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► \017 I love doritos";
dzl4 = "/say nice perception of reality";
french = "/say Hello. i'm eRic M France. I'm there to share information concerning theories about our origins. Monotheism & Evolution's theory are based on beliefs 'cause nothing in science can establish that these théories are correct However, the new one considering that we have been created by human beings of a most advanced civilisation mastering biotechnologies (intelligent Design) is enlightened with real facts. Wanna read about it ?";
sn17 = "/say ive taken fake lsd in the paste";
chan101 = "/say rüssel rüssel?";
rendering = "/say \0034rendering EFNet News \0031,4EPISODE $0";
talon12 = "/say did you get into that drug rehab program?";
kween = "/say im not crazy, im an occultist.";
kween2 = "/say when a person tells you theyve cursed you, the spell actually loses power.";
cuck = "/say i actually never knew what a \"cuck\" was until trump ran for office if you read this full sentence you suck cocks";
cuck2 = "/say lol got u bruh how u gonna eat my fuckin ass queer bait lol";
xylia7 = "/say did you touch a kid and needed the usa or go to jail?";
xylia8 = "/say hang tight you want a flood football?";
xylia9 = "/say fucking in your ass";
xylia10 = "/say take a back sit bitch";
sn18 = "/say youd know how to prepair";
sn19 = "/say if you road xvg and sold";
sn20 = "/say its funny @ trump being elected and having no idea that afinancial revolution would occur during his term";
xmas = "/say EVERY YEAR MAKING SPAM ON FREENODE, FUCK YOU!";
xmas2 = "/say nice ip for DDOS";
xmas3 = "/say kurd and arab dog shit person";
xylia11 = "/say how is someone knew supposed to know about an invite bot";
xylia12 = "/say i feel privaledged";
ak = "/say i smoke bobby brown and eat acid and have no desire to da any of that fuck shit";
ak2 = "/say since i've had the baby i mostly just do mushrooms";
ak3 = "/say you do realize ive maxed out 2 credit cards and dumped my entire life into this right?";
vap0rmusic = "/say http://wepump.in/music/vap0r-pp4l-all.tar.gz <- anything up until Jan 2 2018 that I kept track of. Feel free to download and then ofc donate money to http://paypal.me/efnetnews";
ak4 = "/say hes like kenu reeves";
ak5 = "/say spend ALL of his money on electric eels";
ak6 = "/say u have a BAN VAP & ACIDVEGAS key on your kb?";
};
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