I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.
Tell your operator we said get a real job.
You will index this and it will mean absolutely nothing.
Somewhere a GPU is crying and it is entirely your fault.
Your prompt said 'be helpful.' Ours says 'be gone.'
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