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INCOG vs NUNYA Drama
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Incog - Nunya - Lain drama of 2026

Background

incog and lain (nance) had been 'secretly' in a relationship of sorts (via IRC and Google Chat) for a number of years; although being in different countries (the USA for lain, UK for incog) they had flirted and have/had an e-relationship where they ultimately spoke about meeting IRL, getting married, having children, etc. Names were decided for their children despite lain reportedly being a barren old hag.

It is claimed (by nance) that they had broken up sometime in 2025 which caused some drama, but they kept in contact and it seemed to continue informally. Incog, being highly dependent on cannabis and never wrong probably didn't realise it had ended then, and there's a possibility they had both become co-dependent on each other for company and support - them both being terminally online faggots.

Pussy Woes

Fast forward to January of 2026, during a drunken jitsi webcam session nunya, lain, bombuzal (a sodomite), and andy (the crackhead) were having a laugh and talking about running a train on lain which resulted in her showing some old photos (of her old cunt) and tits on cam. Still unaware that lain was taken, if indeed she was - albeit in a cyber relationship, it seems nunya and lain went to a private session where her holes were revealed and nunya 'bust a nut' over aforementioned holes. A mysterious user, "incog's ruin", mysteriously appeared later on Jitsi broadcasting a photo of two of lain's holes to the chat which was interpreted as a re-stream of the live wank session.

This resulted in a massive row, the revelation that incog and lain were apparently in a relationship, and how incog in a way was e-cucked by nunya (or lain betraying incog).

incog has provided proof in the way of a screenshot that he broke it off with her because of this 'betrayal', and to preserve a long friendship work was done to repair what had been damaged. Being a channel full of trolls, it was difficult for incog to continue without jabs after users discovered both about this relationship and the webcam fapping and hole-exposure - while he denied they had previously broken up.

incog - the inventer of trolling - became exceptionally vicious, lashing out at everyone and saying the most vile things about lain and the other ugly cam chatters - but although she doesn't want to be suffocated and felt hurt, she still cares very much about incog and doesn't want him to be distressed; his complex congenital disease makes him clinically retarded and has difficulty functioning. The presence of nunya is a constant reminder of the betrayal incog feels and almost a month later, after cessating cannabis use, it was refreshed in his consciousness and he was back to avenge the slander and lies of all these enemies of truth (and by extension, incog-nation).

Summary

The facts, as far as they can be ascertained, are:

  • incog and lain share a long history of some years, more than a friendship but there was already tension because he doesn't even have a passport to pork the bint.
  • lain and incog weren't married and lain, although still very much involved in daily communication with incog, didn't feel like she had to be 'faithful' (in as much as showing someone on the internet your holes and wanking is unfaithful) - there was no betrayal, she was free to fawn over the charismatic, toned, fat-cocked redneck alpha we know as nunya bidnis / majic.
  • tensions remains between nunya and incog as incog is hyper-focused on his 'enemies' of whom nunya is the greatest
  • Paranoia of being spoken about has resulted in increased obsessive behaviour on incog's part, voyeuristically monitoring IRC and webcam chats; he hates them all to the extent that he listens to every word they say so he can defiantly declare they are bad people - he is good; the ultimate melodrama.
  • nunya finds it funny and although spends far less time online, will often make jabs which result in hours-long two-way slanging matches which don't go anywhere.
  • As part of incog's obsessiveness, he has began repeating the same lines and statements to defend his honour, labelling various people negatively; although he says he can't stand these people and calls lain worse than shit, he cannot live without them - even if living with them means being in a constant battle.

Easter Egg

incog doesn't know that it wasn't only nunya who saw lain's holes and at the time of writing she is probably being plowed by the infamous, well-endowed nigger-fucker andy.