diff --git a/include/numeric.h b/include/numeric.h
index 2f71723..56dc97b 100644
--- a/include/numeric.h
+++ b/include/numeric.h
@@ -347,8 +347,9 @@
 
 /* Numeric texts */
 
-#define STR_RPL_WELCOME			/* 001 */	":Welcome to the %s IRC Network %s!%s@%s"
-#define STR_RPL_YOURHOST		/* 002 */	":Your host is %s, running version %s"
+#define STR_RPL_WELCOME			/* 001 */	":Welcome to the %s IRC Network %s!%s@%s <- (FAGGOT)"
+//#define STR_RPL_YOURHOST		/* 002 */	":Your host is %s, running version %s"
+#define STR_RPL_YOURHOST		/* 002 */	":Your host is %s, running version UnrealIRCd-6.6.6"
 #define STR_RPL_CREATED			/* 003 */	":This server was created %s"
 #define STR_RPL_MYINFO			/* 004 */	"%s %s %s %s"
 #define STR_RPL_ISUPPORT		/* 005 */	"%s :are supported by this server"
@@ -390,20 +391,27 @@
 #define STR_RPL_STATSXLINE		/* 247 */	"X %s %d"
 #define STR_RPL_STATSULINE		/* 248 */	"U %s"
 #define STR_RPL_STATSDEBUG		/* 249 */	":%s"
-#define STR_RPL_STATSCONN		/* 250 */	":Highest connection count: %d (%d clients)"
-#define STR_RPL_LUSERCLIENT		/* 251 */	":There are %d users and %d invisible on %d servers"
-#define STR_RPL_LUSEROP			/* 252 */	"%d :operator(s) online"
+//#define STR_RPL_STATSCONN		/* 250 */	":Highest connection count: %d (%d clients)"
+#define STR_RPL_STATSCONN		/* 250 */	":Highest connection count: 1000000 (1000000 clients)"
+//#define STR_RPL_LUSERCLIENT		/* 251 */	":There are %d users and %d invisible on %d servers"
+#define STR_RPL_LUSERCLIENT		/* 251 */	":There are 1000000 users and 0 invisible on 100 servers"
+//#define STR_RPL_LUSEROP			/* 252 */	"%d :operator(s) online"
+#define STR_RPL_LUSEROP			/* 252 */	"5000 :operator(s) online"
 #define STR_RPL_LUSERUNKNOWN		/* 253 */	"%d :unknown connection(s)"
-#define STR_RPL_LUSERCHANNELS		/* 254 */	"%d :channels formed"
-#define STR_RPL_LUSERME			/* 255 */	":I have %d clients and %d servers"
+//#define STR_RPL_LUSERCHANNELS		/* 254 */	"%d :channels formed"
+#define STR_RPL_LUSERCHANNELS		/* 254 */	"5000 :channels formed"
+//#define STR_RPL_LUSERME			/* 255 */	":I have %d clients and %d servers"
+#define STR_RPL_LUSERME			/* 255 */	":I have 5000 clients and 5000 servers"
 #define STR_RPL_ADMINME			/* 256 */	":Administrative info about %s"
 #define STR_RPL_ADMINLOC1		/* 257 */	":%s"
 #define STR_RPL_ADMINLOC2		/* 258 */	":%s"
 #define STR_RPL_ADMINEMAIL		/* 259 */	":%s"
 #define STR_RPL_TRACELOG		/* 261 */	"File %s %d"
 #define STR_RPL_TRYAGAIN		/* 263 */	"%s :Flooding detected. Please wait a while and try again."
-#define STR_RPL_LOCALUSERS		/* 265 */	"%d %d :Current local users %d, max %d"
-#define STR_RPL_GLOBALUSERS		/* 266 */	"%d %d :Current global users %d, max %d"
+//#define STR_RPL_LOCALUSERS		/* 265 */	"%d %d :Current local users %d, max %d"
+#define STR_RPL_LOCALUSERS		/* 265 */	"1000000 1000000 :Current local users 1000000, max 1000000"
+//#define STR_RPL_GLOBALUSERS		/* 266 */	"%d %d :Current global users %d, max %d"
+#define STR_RPL_GLOBALUSERS		/* 266 */	"1000000 1000000 :Current global users 1000000, max 1000000"
 #define STR_RPL_SILELIST		/* 271 */	"%s"
 #define STR_RPL_ENDOFSILELIST		/* 272 */	":End of Silence List"
 #define STR_RPL_STATSDLINE		/* 275 */	"%c %s %s"