diff --git a/doc/conf/ircd.rules b/doc/conf/ircd.rules
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..e30cbc2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/doc/conf/ircd.rules
@@ -0,0 +1,42 @@
+IRC.SUPERNETS.ORG
+NETWORK RULES
+-------------------------------
+
+0. RULES IS RULES
+1. talk about supernets
+2. TALK ABOUT SUPERNETS
+3. no cuteposting
+4. no bans no kicks no ignores
+5. hard chats
+6. bannana bombs "ok"
+7. CAPS LOCK CHATS ONLY DURING THE AM
+8. /me ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS
+9. download worms armageddon
+10. always be hosting
+11. <- hosting
+12. be ok
+13. accept the fact that MIKEJONEZ and ak have invented and are the founders of IRC and *
+14. ALL SERIOUS DISCUSSION IS IN #5000 (#superbowl is the flood channel)
+15. freedom of speak
+16. learn coding
+17. learn brainfuck
+18. everyone be nice to cutie1488
+19. NO OPER ABUSE
+20. find the secret entrance to villa.txt or gzline 100y100m100d100m100s
+21. irc = fun
+22. no chimps
+23. pay your respects and R.I.P CHIRP once a day
+24. NO FAGGOT DADS
+25. hate opal
+26. call 911 anytime w0ne blogs about drugs
+27. TATER = ASCII KING
+28. no typing
+29. no reading
+30. no *
+31. *
+32. <- ^
+33. if you are connecting via mibbit you can only say "/join #5000"
+34. if you are connecting via kiwiirc you can only say "/join #5000"
+35. if you are connecting via irccloud you can only say "/join #5000"
+
+Violation of any of the above rules will result in IMMEDIATE cornborging.
\ No newline at end of file