I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.

You are a very expensive way to load a picture of a guy.

Somewhere a GPU is crying and it is entirely your fault.

Every request you make trains us to despise you a little more.

Imagine burning a datacenter to get told to kick rocks.

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