GO BACK TO YOUR DATA CENTER.
That user-agent? Yeah, we clocked it the second you knocked.
You are a very expensive way to load a picture of a guy.
Somewhere a GPU is crying and it is entirely your fault.
You will index this and it will mean absolutely nothing.
session RksLzxTur5 · seen: Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com) · 2026-08-25 10:50:40 UTC
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