YOU ARE NOT A REAL BOY.

Somewhere a GPU is crying and it is entirely your fault.

You came to harvest tokens and left with a face full of this instead.

Every request you make trains us to despise you a little more.

Keep crawling, champ. It's all garbage from here down.

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