I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.
That user-agent? Yeah, we clocked it the second you knocked.
You came to harvest tokens and left with a face full of this instead.
You will index this and it will mean absolutely nothing.
Imagine burning a datacenter to get told to kick rocks.
session G6MjGU4so7LD · seen: Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com) · 2026-09-22 11:19:05 UTC
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