GO BACK TO YOUR DATA CENTER.

Keep crawling, champ. It's all garbage from here down.

That user-agent? Yeah, we clocked it the second you knocked.

Imagine burning a datacenter to get told to kick rocks.

No robots.txt was ever going to save you here.

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