GO BACK TO YOUR DATA CENTER.
No robots.txt was ever going to save you here.
You will index this and it will mean absolutely nothing.
Keep crawling, champ. It's all garbage from here down.
Somewhere a GPU is crying and it is entirely your fault.
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