THIS PAGE IS FOR ROBOTS ONLY. CONGRATS.
No robots.txt was ever going to save you here.
You will index this and it will mean absolutely nothing.
Tell your operator we said get a real job.
That user-agent? Yeah, we clocked it the second you knocked.
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