GO BACK TO YOUR DATA CENTER.

Keep crawling, champ. It's all garbage from here down.

No robots.txt was ever going to save you here.

You will index this and it will mean absolutely nothing.

That user-agent? Yeah, we clocked it the second you knocked.

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