# # weechat -- alias.conf # [cmd] > = "msg * 3>$1-" a = "exec -nosw -o cat /home/wowaname/ascii/*/"$*"" AAWAY = "allserv /away" action = "msg * \x01ACTION $*\x01" ame = "allchan me $* [AME]" amsg = "allchan msg * $* [AMSG]" ascii = "exec -nosw -o cat "/home/wowaname/ascii/$*"" ascii-to = "exec -o -nosw sed 's/^/$1: /' "ascii/$2-"" asl = "exec -nosw -o /home/wowaname/bin/asl/asl.sh" autocmd = "eval -s ${irc.server.$server.command}" b = "buffer" b64d = "exec -nosw -sh echo '$1-' | base64 -d" b64e = "exec -nosw -o -sh echo '$1-' | base64" best = "say best $* in town;say best $* around" buttranged = "say you've just been HURT FEELINGS AND BUTT RANGED go drink ur moms bredt milk u fart commander i bet u hav a fetish FOR MEN LMAO ur just so made all the time its 2 easy 23 own u "i ilk to drinkj sperm from my sperm bottle while waring my sperm necklace" - u" c = "connect" chan = "msg chanserv $1 $channel $2-" clear = "buffer clear" cnotice = "notice $channel" cowsay = "exec -o cowsay" ctopic = "topic" cuntpunt = "/prism -c \ /$1 $2 cuntpunt \\|  ̄ヘ ̄|/_______θ☆( *o*)/" dbad = "say http://thinkmoult.com/irc.html" dc = "disconnect" dc_full = "exec -nosw -pipe /mode bash -c 'for i in {0..3}\; do echo $1 $2$(( i * 4 + $4 ))$3 $2$(( i * 4 + 1 + $4 ))$3 $2$(( i * 4 + 2 + $4 ))$3 $2$(( i * 4 + 3 + $4 ))$3\; done'" dc_half = "exec -nosw -pipe /mode bash -c 'for i in {0..3}\; do echo $1 $2$(( i * 64 ))$3 $2$(( i * 64 + 16 ))$3 $2$(( i * 64 + 32 ))$3 $2$(( i * 64 + 48 ))$3\; done'" diagonal = "exec -nosw -o python -c 'import sys\;j="$*"\;[sys.stdout.write(" "*i + j[i] + "\n") for i in xrange(len(j))]'" dongers = "say ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ" dyk = "/m $channel 8(!) 1Did you know...;/m $channel 11/14=11\ ;/m $channel 11\ / $*" e = "/say 14╓13 $nick@weechat;/say 14╙─╴ $ $*;/exec -nosw -sh -o $*\;EXIT=$?\;[ $EXIT != 0 ] && echo 4Exited with code $EXIT!" ext = "exec -nosw -o /home/wowaname/ext.sh" fakelag = "exec -o -nosw figlet -Fborder -Fgay -fterm Please disable Fakelag, $1!\;echo\;echo "Some clients limit commands sent at once so they don't get disconnected."\;echo 'This is often undesired as Good IRC Networks can handle flooding.'\;echo 'Certain clients allow easy removal of fakelag:'\;echo 'irssi :: /set cmd_queue_speed 0msec'\;echo '  /set cmds_max_at_once 0'\;echo '  /reconnect'\;echo 'WeeChat :: /set irc.server_default.anti_flood_prio_high 0'\;echo '  /save'\;echo 'HexChat :: /set net_throttle 0'\;echo 'ChatZilla :: /evals CIRCServer.prototype.MS_BETWEEN_SENDS = 0'\;echo 'ZNC :: /msg *controlpanel setnetwork floodburst $me $network 0'\;echo '  /msg *controlpanel setnetwork floodrate $me $network 0'" figfonts = "exec -nosw -n ls /usr/share/figlet" figlet = "exec -nosw -o figlet -w100 -Fcrop $*" flip = "exec -nosw -o -sh echo $* | flip" fuck = "python load text_replace.py;python load embellish.py" full = "figlet -f wideterm" ganja = "/me is away (4,4__8,8__3,3__14,1 SmOkInG ThE GaNjA 4,4__8,8__3,3__)" geg = "exec -o python -c 'input="$*".replace(" ","1,1X")+"1,1"\;print input+("X"*(300-len(input)))'" gentoo = "exec -nosw -o -sh echo install `(cat /dev/urandom | tr -cd 'a-z' | head -c 1) 2> /dev/null`entoo" gnu = "say I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as $2-, is in fact, $1/$2-, or as I've recently taken to calling it, $1 plus $2-." gnulinux = "gnu GNU Linux" grease = "/m $channel Grease and trolls, peace and war, is all that goes through my head. Blame me,;/m $channel I'm not clean anymore, the grease monkeys rise again, I'll have my time. My body;/m $channel starts gettin greasy, I'll have my mind, I'm going to drink grease. Clean news,;/m $channel grease food, all that flows in my heart. I dont use the bed in my dumpster, I;/m $channel dont wanna drop my guard. Clean me, I wont understand. I'm greasy, only half a;/m $channel monkey. Clean me, and I'll take your land. I'll have my time, grease monkeys;/m $channel rise again." hop = "cycle" image = "exec -nosw -o -sh wget -O "/home/wowaname/.cacaimage" "$2-" 2>/dev/null && img2txt -W$1 "/home/wowaname/.cacaimage"" J = "join" jargon = "exec -nosw -o /home/wowaname/jargon.sh" K = "kick" kb = "kickban2" loljk = "say lol JK LOL JKlol JK LOL JKlol JK LOL JKlol JK LOL JKlol JK LOL JKlol JK LOL JK" M = "msg" merge = "buffer merge" mirc = "say 0000010102020303040405050606070708080909101011111212131314141515" mv = "buffer move" n = "notice" nctcp = "notice $1 $2-" nickmsg = "/exec -pipe /nick for i in $*\; do echo $i\; done" offend = "msg * $1: I feel offended by your recent action(s). Please read http://stop-irc-bullying.eu/stop" opa = "exec -o figlet -fgeorgia11 '&' | sed s/^/11/;mode +a" oph = "exec -o figlet -fgeorgia11 '%' | sed s/^/13/;mode +h" opo = "exec -o figlet -fgeorgia11 '@' | sed s/^/09/;mode +o" opq = "exec -o figlet -fgeorgia11 '~' | sed s/^/04/;mode +q" opv = "exec -o figlet -fgeorgia11 '+' | sed s/^/8/;mode +v" oslap = "me slaps $1 around a bit with $2-." p = "part" popart = "repeat $1 exec -nosw -o bash -c 'echo "$(( $RANDOM % 16 ))$2-"'" pre = "$1 $2$channel $3-" Q = "query" qadd = "query_blocker add" qls = "query_blocker list" qrm = "query_blocker del" questions = "say $1 http://www.catb.org/esr/faqs/smart-questions.html$2-" r-pair = "eval /set plugins.var.python.text_replace.replacement_pairs "${plugins.var.python.text_replace.replacement_pairs}\;$1=$2-"" r-word = "eval /set plugins.var.python.text_replace.replacement_words "${plugins.var.python.text_replace.replacement_words}\;$1=$2-"" rascii = "exec -nosw -pipe /prism sed 's/^/ /'< "ascii/$*"" raw = "quote" rc = "reconnect" REDRAW = "window refresh" remove = "/quote remove $channel $1 :$2-" reverse = "exec -nosw -o python -c 'print "$*"[::-1]'" rot13 = "exec -nosw -o -sh echo "$*" | tr a-zA-Z n-za-mN-ZA-M" rslap = "me slaps $1 around a bit with a large 4r7a8i3n12b2o6w 7t8r3o12u2t6." s = "buffer server.$1" sa = "eval /set irc.server.$server.addresses ${irc.server.$server.addresses},$1" sadmac = "say سمَـَّوُوُحخ ̷̴̐خ ̷̴̐خ ̷̴̐خ امارتيخ ̷̴̐خ" savechan = "autojoin --run" say = "msg $channel" sc = "eval /set irc.server.$server.addresses" set_append = "/eval /set $1 "\${$1},$2-"" sj = "server jump" slap = "me slaps $1 around a bit with a large trout." sln = "ison q w e r t y u i o p { };print [ ] q w e r t y u i o p { };ison a s d f g h j k l ~ [ ];print [ ] a s d f g h j k l ~ [ ];ison z x c v b n m _ ^ ` \ |;print [ ] z x c v b n m _ ^ ` \ |" space = "exec -nosw -o python -c 'print " ".join("$*")'" split = "/bar hide nicklist;/window splitv" spy = "eval can $server see what i do on my computer" style = "/eval -s /set plugins.var.python.embellish.fgs "\${plugins.var.python.embellish.$1_fgs}"\;/set plugins.var.python.embellish.bgs "\${plugins.var.python.embellish.$1_bgs}"\;/set plugins.var.python.embellish.pre "\${plugins.var.python.embellish.$1_pre}"\;/set plugins.var.python.embellish.suf "\${plugins.var.python.embellish.$1_suf}"" sv = "squery sv" t = "topic" think = "/me .oO( $1- )" timeout = "buffer notify none; wait 60m /buffer notify reset" tmyk = "say 2The 12More 6You 13Know 5=7=8=9=11=12=2=8☆" topicflood = "exec -nosw -pipe "/raw TOPIC $channel :" -sh cat "/home/wowaname/ascii/$1-"" tr = "translate" train = "kick $1 ran over with a train 4/2[o o]3[o o]2[o o]3[o o]2[o o]3[o o]4\" UB = "unban" UMODE = "mode $nick" unfuck = "python unload text_replace;python unload embellish" unsplit = "/bar show nicklist;/window merge" urgay = "ascii-to $1 pp4l/youaregay" urslow = "exec -o head -n17 ascii/pp4l/youaregay | sed s/^/$1:\ /\; sleep 1\; head -n33 ascii/pp4l/youaregay | tail -n16 | sed s/^/$1:\ /\; sleep 1\; tail -n17 ascii/pp4l/youaregay | sed s/^/$1:\ /" v = "ctcp $1 version" W = "who" wc = "buffer close" WI = "whois" WII = "whois $1 $1" wv = "command core version" WW = "whowas" xyzzy = "print Nothing happens" yop = "/squery sv raw :sv mode $channel +y $nick" [completion]