diff --git a/conf/alias.conf b/conf/alias.conf
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+#
+# weechat -- alias.conf
+#
+
+[cmd]
+> = "msg * 3>$1-"
+a = "exec -nosw -o cat /home/wowaname/ascii/*/"$*""
+AAWAY = "allserv /away"
+action = "msg * \x01ACTION $*\x01"
+ame = "allchan me $* [AME]"
+amsg = "allchan msg * $* [AMSG]"
+ascii = "exec -nosw -o cat "/home/wowaname/ascii/$*""
+ascii-to = "exec -o -nosw sed 's/^/$1: /' "ascii/$2-""
+asl = "exec -nosw -o /home/wowaname/bin/asl/asl.sh"
+autocmd = "eval -s ${irc.server.$server.command}"
+b = "buffer"
+b64d = "exec -nosw -sh echo '$1-' | base64 -d"
+b64e = "exec -nosw -o -sh echo '$1-' | base64"
+best = "say best $* in town;say best $* around"
+buttranged = "say you've just been HURT FEELINGS AND BUTT RANGED go drink ur moms bredt milk u fart commander i bet u hav a fetish FOR MEN LMAO ur just so made all the time its 2 easy 23 own u "i ilk to drinkj sperm from my sperm bottle while waring my sperm necklace" - u"
+c = "connect"
+chan = "msg chanserv $1 $channel $2-"
+clear = "buffer clear"
+cnotice = "notice $channel"
+cowsay = "exec -o cowsay"
+ctopic = "topic"
+cuntpunt = "/prism -c \ /$1 $2 cuntpunt \＼| ￣ヘ￣|／＿＿＿＿＿＿＿θ☆( *o*)/"
+dbad = "say http://thinkmoult.com/irc.html"
+dc = "disconnect"
+dc_full = "exec -nosw -pipe /mode bash -c 'for i in {0..3}\; do echo $1 $2$(( i * 4 + $4 ))$3 $2$(( i * 4 + 1 + $4 ))$3 $2$(( i * 4 + 2 + $4 ))$3 $2$(( i * 4 + 3 + $4 ))$3\; done'"
+dc_half = "exec -nosw -pipe /mode bash -c 'for i in {0..3}\; do echo $1 $2$(( i * 64 ))$3 $2$(( i * 64 + 16 ))$3 $2$(( i * 64 + 32 ))$3 $2$(( i * 64 + 48 ))$3\; done'"
+diagonal = "exec -nosw -o python -c 'import sys\;j="$*"\;[sys.stdout.write(" "*i + j[i] + "\n") for i in xrange(len(j))]'"
+dongers = "say ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ"
+dyk = "/m $channel 8(!) 1Did you know...;/m $channel 11/14=11\ ;/m $channel 11\ / $*"
+e = "/say 14╓13 $nick@weechat;/say 14╙─╴ $ $*;/exec -nosw -sh -o $*\;EXIT=$?\;[ $EXIT != 0 ] && echo 4Exited with code $EXIT!"
+ext = "exec -nosw -o /home/wowaname/ext.sh"
+fakelag = "exec -o -nosw figlet -Fborder -Fgay -fterm Please disable Fakelag, $1!\;echo\;echo "Some clients limit commands sent at once so they don't get disconnected."\;echo 'This is often undesired as Good IRC Networks can handle flooding.'\;echo 'Certain clients allow easy removal of fakelag:'\;echo 'irssi :: /set cmd_queue_speed 0msec'\;echo '         /set cmds_max_at_once 0'\;echo '         /reconnect'\;echo 'WeeChat :: /set irc.server_default.anti_flood_prio_high 0'\;echo '           /save'\;echo 'HexChat :: /set net_throttle 0'\;echo 'ChatZilla :: /evals CIRCServer.prototype.MS_BETWEEN_SENDS = 0'\;echo 'ZNC :: /msg *controlpanel setnetwork floodburst $me $network 0'\;echo '       /msg *controlpanel setnetwork floodrate $me $network 0'"
+figfonts = "exec -nosw -n ls /usr/share/figlet"
+figlet = "exec -nosw -o figlet -w100 -Fcrop $*"
+flip = "exec -nosw -o -sh echo $* | flip"
+fuck = "python load text_replace.py;python load embellish.py"
+full = "figlet -f wideterm"
+ganja = "/me is away (4,4__8,8__3,3__14,1 SmOkInG ThE GaNjA 4,4__8,8__3,3__)"
+geg = "exec -o python -c 'input="$*".replace(" ","1,1X")+"1,1"\;print input+("X"*(300-len(input)))'"
+gentoo = "exec -nosw -o -sh echo install `(cat /dev/urandom | tr -cd 'a-z' | head -c 1) 2> /dev/null`entoo"
+gnu = "say I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as $2-, is in fact, $1/$2-, or as I've recently taken to calling it, $1 plus $2-."
+gnulinux = "gnu GNU Linux"
+grease = "/m $channel Grease and trolls, peace and war, is all that goes through my head. Blame me,;/m $channel I'm not clean anymore, the grease monkeys rise again, I'll have my time. My body;/m $channel starts gettin greasy, I'll have my mind, I'm going to drink grease. Clean news,;/m $channel grease food, all that flows in my heart. I dont use the bed in my dumpster, I;/m $channel dont wanna drop my guard. Clean me, I wont understand. I'm greasy, only half a;/m $channel monkey. Clean me, and I'll take your land. I'll have my time, grease monkeys;/m $channel rise again."
+hop = "cycle"
+image = "exec -nosw -o -sh wget -O "/home/wowaname/.cacaimage" "$2-" 2>/dev/null && img2txt -W$1 "/home/wowaname/.cacaimage""
+J = "join"
+jargon = "exec -nosw -o /home/wowaname/jargon.sh"
+K = "kick"
+kb = "kickban2"
+loljk = "say lol JK LOL JKlol JK LOL JKlol JK LOL JKlol JK LOL JKlol JK LOL JKlol JK LOL JK"
+M = "msg"
+merge = "buffer merge"
+mirc = "say 0000010102020303040405050606070708080909101011111212131314141515"
+mv = "buffer move"
+n = "notice"
+nctcp = "notice $1 $2-"
+nickmsg = "/exec -pipe /nick for i in $*\; do echo $i\; done"
+offend = "msg * $1: I feel offended by your recent action(s). Please read http://stop-irc-bullying.eu/stop"
+opa = "exec -o figlet -fgeorgia11 '&' | sed s/^/11/;mode +a"
+oph = "exec -o figlet -fgeorgia11 '%' | sed s/^/13/;mode +h"
+opo = "exec -o figlet -fgeorgia11 '@' | sed s/^/09/;mode +o"
+opq = "exec -o figlet -fgeorgia11 '~' | sed s/^/04/;mode +q"
+opv = "exec -o figlet -fgeorgia11 '+' | sed s/^/8/;mode +v"
+oslap = "me slaps $1 around a bit with $2-."
+p = "part"
+popart = "repeat $1 exec -nosw -o bash -c 'echo "$(( $RANDOM % 16 ))$2-"'"
+pre = "$1 $2$channel $3-"
+Q = "query"
+qadd = "query_blocker add"
+qls = "query_blocker list"
+qrm = "query_blocker del"
+questions = "say $1 http://www.catb.org/esr/faqs/smart-questions.html$2-"
+r-pair = "eval /set plugins.var.python.text_replace.replacement_pairs "${plugins.var.python.text_replace.replacement_pairs}\;$1=$2-""
+r-word = "eval /set plugins.var.python.text_replace.replacement_words "${plugins.var.python.text_replace.replacement_words}\;$1=$2-""
+rascii = "exec -nosw -pipe /prism sed 's/^/ /'< "ascii/$*""
+raw = "quote"
+rc = "reconnect"
+REDRAW = "window refresh"
+remove = "/quote remove $channel $1 :$2-"
+reverse = "exec -nosw -o python -c 'print "$*"[::-1]'"
+rot13 = "exec -nosw -o -sh echo "$*" | tr a-zA-Z n-za-mN-ZA-M"
+rslap = "me slaps $1 around a bit with a large 4r7a8i3n12b2o6w 7t8r3o12u2t6."
+s = "buffer server.$1"
+sa = "eval /set irc.server.$server.addresses ${irc.server.$server.addresses},$1"
+sadmac = "say سمَـَّوُوُحخ ̷̴̐خ ̷̴̐خ ̷̴̐خ امارتيخ ̷̴̐خ"
+savechan = "autojoin --run"
+say = "msg $channel"
+sc = "eval /set irc.server.$server.addresses"
+set_append = "/eval /set $1 "\${$1},$2-""
+sj = "server jump"
+slap = "me slaps $1 around a bit with a large trout."
+sln = "ison q w e r t y u i o p { };print [           ] q w e r t y u i o p { };ison a s d f g h j k l ~ [ ];print [           ] a s d f g h j k l ~ [ ];ison z x c v b n m _ ^ ` \ |;print [           ] z x c v b n m _ ^ ` \ |"
+space = "exec -nosw -o python -c 'print " ".join("$*")'"
+split = "/bar hide nicklist;/window splitv"
+spy = "eval can $server see what i do on my computer"
+style = "/eval -s /set plugins.var.python.embellish.fgs "\${plugins.var.python.embellish.$1_fgs}"\;/set plugins.var.python.embellish.bgs "\${plugins.var.python.embellish.$1_bgs}"\;/set plugins.var.python.embellish.pre "\${plugins.var.python.embellish.$1_pre}"\;/set plugins.var.python.embellish.suf "\${plugins.var.python.embellish.$1_suf}""
+sv = "squery sv"
+t = "topic"
+think = "/me .oO( $1- )"
+timeout = "buffer notify none; wait 60m /buffer notify reset"
+tmyk = "say 2The 12More 6You 13Know 5=7=8=9=11=12=2=8☆"
+topicflood = "exec -nosw -pipe "/raw TOPIC $channel :" -sh cat "/home/wowaname/ascii/$1-""
+tr = "translate"
+train = "kick $1 ran over with a train 4/2[o o]3[o o]2[o o]3[o o]2[o o]3[o o]4\"
+UB = "unban"
+UMODE = "mode $nick"
+unfuck = "python unload text_replace;python unload embellish"
+unsplit = "/bar show nicklist;/window merge"
+urgay = "ascii-to $1 pp4l/youaregay"
+urslow = "exec -o head -n17 ascii/pp4l/youaregay | sed s/^/$1:\ /\; sleep 1\; head -n33 ascii/pp4l/youaregay | tail -n16 | sed s/^/$1:\ /\; sleep 1\; tail -n17 ascii/pp4l/youaregay | sed s/^/$1:\ /"
+v = "ctcp $1 version"
+W = "who"
+wc = "buffer close"
+WI = "whois"
+WII = "whois $1 $1"
+wv = "command core version"
+WW = "whowas"
+xyzzy = "print Nothing happens"
+yop = "/squery sv raw :sv mode $channel +y $nick"
+
+[completion]
