diff --git a/conf/alias.conf b/conf/alias.conf
index 0049e89..9c94ddc 100644
--- a/conf/alias.conf
+++ b/conf/alias.conf
@@ -4,22 +4,21 @@
 
 [cmd]
 1488 = "mode -b+l-b 0,5卐5!*@*0,5 1488 5*!*@0,5卍"
-a = "exec -pipe "/msg -server $server $channel " sed 's/$//' ascii/*/"$*""
-aa = "exec -o cat "ascii/$*""
+a = "play"
 aaway = "away -all"
 acow = "exec -o cat ascii/*/"$3-" | cow$1 -nf$2"
 action = "msg * \x01ACTION $*\x01"
-agrep = "exec ls ascii/*/*"$*"*"
 akill = "kloeri akill"
 aop = "kloeri autoop"
 aoper = "eval /oper $1 ${sec.data.${server}_oper}"
 asl = "exec -o /home/wowaname/bin/asl/asl.sh"
-ato = "exec -pipe "/msg -server $server $channel" sed 's,^,$1: ,\;s/$//' ascii/*/"$2-""
+ato = "play -pipe "/say $1:" $2-"
 autocmd = "eval -s ${irc.server.$server.command}"
 b = "buffer"
 b64d = "exec echo '$1-' | base64 -d"
 b64e = "exec -o echo '$1-' | base64"
 banhammer = "me is getting out the ban hammer! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▋ Ò╭╮Ó"
+benis = "exec -o cat ascii/uncat/benis\ unban"
 best = "say best $* in town;say best $* around"
 blog = "say Hi! It looks like you're blogging on IRC. Would you like to: 2[Add Comments] 2[e-Mail this to a Friend] 2[Digg This!] 6[Submit to Slashdot] 2[Add to del.icio.us] 5[Kill yourself because0⬉5 nobody cares]"
 buttranged = "say you've just been HURT FEELINGS AND BUTT RANGED go drink ur moms bredt milk u fart commander i bet u hav a fetish FOR MEN LMAO ur just so made all the time its 2 easy 23 own u "i ilk to drinkj sperm from my sperm bottle while waring my sperm necklace" - u"
@@ -27,7 +26,9 @@ c = "connect"
 cake = "prism -wr and no i'm not going to dye my dammed hair pink and bake a fucking cake"
 chan = "msg chanserv $1 $channel $2-"
 chankey = "kloeri key"
+cia = "say CIA niggers glow in the dark. You can see them if you're driving. You just run them over, that's what you do."
 clear = "buffer clear"
+clop = "yiff -clops"
 cnotice = "notice $channel"
 colourkill = "prism -xe هو ما نراه عندما تقوم الملونات بتعديل الضوء فيزيائيا بحيث تراه العين البشرية (تسمى عملية الاستجابة) ويترجم في الدماغ (تسمى عملية الإحساس التي يدرسها علم النفس). واللون هو أثر فيسيولوجي ينتج في شبكية العين، حيث يمكن للخلايا المخروطية القيام بتحليل ثلاثي اللون للمشاهد، سواء كان اللون ناتجاً عن المادة الصبغية الملونة أو عن الضوء الملون. إن ارتباط اللون مع الأشياء في لغتنا، يظهر في عبارات مثل "هذا الشيء أحمر اللون"، هو ارتباط مضلل لأنه لا يمكن إنكار أن اللون هو إحساس غير موجود إلا في الدماغ، أو الجهاز العصبي للكائنات الحية."
 cowsay = "exec -pipe "/msg -server $server $channel " cowsay"
@@ -46,6 +47,7 @@ doritos = "say ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► 
 down = "kloeri down"
 dyk = "say 8(!) 1Did you know...;/m $channel 11/14=11\ ;/m $channel 11\ / $*"
 e = "say 14╓13 $nick@weechat;/say 14╙─╴ $ $*;/exec -o $*\;EXIT=$?\;[ $EXIT != 0 ] && echo 4Exited with code $EXIT!"
+efnet = "say Ugh, I'm so sick of $server. I'm moving to EfNet."
 ext = "exec -o /home/wowaname/ext.sh"
 fakelag = "exec -pipe /say figlet -Fborder -Fgay -fterm Please disable Fakelag, $1!\;echo\;echo "Some clients limit commands sent at once so they don't get disconnected."\;echo 'This is often undesired as Good IRC Networks can handle flooding.'\;echo 'Certain clients allow easy removal of fakelag:'\;echo 'irssi :: /set cmd_queue_speed 0msec'\;echo '         /set cmds_max_at_once 0'\;echo '         /reconnect'\;echo 'WeeChat :: /set irc.server_default.anti_flood_prio_high 0'\;echo '           /save'\;echo 'HexChat :: /set net_throttle 0'\;echo 'ChatZilla :: /evals CIRCServer.prototype.MS_BETWEEN_SENDS = 0'\;echo 'ZNC :: /msg *controlpanel setnetwork floodburst $me $network 0'\;echo '       /msg *controlpanel setnetwork floodrate $me $network 0'"
 figfonts = "exec -n ls /usr/share/figlet"
@@ -62,6 +64,7 @@ gnusay = "cowsay -nfgnu < ascii/copypasta/gnulinux"
 hop = "cycle"
 hopflood = "exec -o sed 's@^@/part @\;s@$@\n/join@' ascii/*/"$1-""
 host = "exec host"
+irssi = "input history_previous;input history_previous;input return;input history_previous;input return;exec -pipe /repeat echo "$((RANDOM%5)) say ?A""
 j = "join"
 jargon = "exec -o bin/jargon.sh"
 k = "kloeri kick"
@@ -90,6 +93,7 @@ oslap = "me slaps $1 around a bit with $2-."
 oven = "exec -o bin/oven/oven"
 p = "part"
 popart = "exec -o bash -c 'for i in `seq 1 $1`\; do echo "$(( $RANDOM % 16 ))$2-"\; done'"
+portscans = "say Someone from the address "$1" has been performing port scans and other malicious things on my computer such as DoS attempts and intrusion attempts wich in turn has made my internet speed drop because this person is doing it so much and it is just destroying my bandwidth. Please tell them to stop. No, actually, force them to stop. This e-mail address showed up when I back traced the IP address and preformed a whois search on it. If you are not responsible for the actions of this person, please ignore this e-mail. If nothing is done about it, keep this in mind: I'm a 15 year old hacker with alot of time on my hands. Therefore, if you don't stop this person, I will. I just thaught I would go about it the right way before I did anything."
 pre = "$1 $2$channel $3-"
 pump = "say I occasionally pump whilst I'm driving, particularly on long journeys in the car. That way, when I get into meetings, I have a HUGE bulge in my suit and like to watch everyone's eyes - guys and women!! It never fails to get some kind of reaction!!! -- MegaPumper"
 Q = "query"
@@ -99,10 +103,11 @@ qrm = "query_blocker del"
 quiet = "kloeri quiet"
 r-pair = "eval /set plugins.var.python.text_replace.replacement_pairs "${plugins.var.python.text_replace.replacement_pairs}\;$1=$2-""
 r-word = "eval /set plugins.var.python.text_replace.replacement_words "${plugins.var.python.text_replace.replacement_words}\;$1=$2-""
-ra = "exec -pipe "/prism -c (BEGIN) /msg -server $server $channel" sed 's/^/(BEGIN) /' ascii/*/"$*""
-rato = "exec -pipe "/prism -c (BEGIN) /msg -server $server $channel" sed 's/^/(BEGIN)$1: /' ascii/*/"$2-""
+ra = "play -pipe "/prism -c ` /say ` ""
+rato = "play -pipe "/prism -xc ` /say `$1:" $2-"
 raw = "quote"
 rc = "reconnect"
+rclop = "ryiff -clops"
 reason = "kloeri reason"
 redraw = "color reset;window refresh"
 rejoin = "exec -o for i in `seq 1 $2` \; do echo "/forcepart $1 $channel"\; echo "/forcejoin $1 $channel"\; done"
@@ -124,7 +129,7 @@ spy = "eval can $server see what i do on my computer"
 style = "eval -s /set plugins.var.python.colo.fgs "\${plugins.var.python.colo.$1_fgs}"\;/set plugins.var.python.colo.bgs "\${plugins.var.python.colo.$1_bgs}"\;/set plugins.var.python.colo.fmt "\${plugins.var.python.colo.$1_fmt}""
 styledis = "set_append plugins.var.python.colo.ignore_buffers $server.$channel"
 t = "topic"
-ta = "exec -pipe "/raw -server $server TOPIC $channel :" sed 's/$//' ascii/*/"$*""
+ta = "play -pipe /topic"
 think = "me .oO( $1- )"
 timeout = "buffer notify none; wait 60m /buffer notify reset"
 tkline = "kloeri tkline"
@@ -145,7 +150,7 @@ wi = "whois"
 wii = "whois $1 $1"
 wv = "command core version"
 ww = "whowas"
-xra = "exec -pipe "/prism -xc (BEGIN) /msg -server $server $channel" sed 's/^/(BEGIN) /' ascii/*/"$*""
+xra = "play -pipe "/prism -xc ` /say ` ""
 xyzzy = "print Nothing happens"
 
 [completion]
