I FOLLOWED RUBY PROGRAMMERS AFTER A LINUX CONVENTION WE ENDED UP AT A RUBY PROGRAMMER'S MEETING I KNOCKED AT THE DOOR AND A RUBY PROGRAMMER ANSWERED I GAVE HIM PICTURES OF YOUR KID BECAUSE I HATE HIM I GAVE A RUBY PROGRAMMER PICTURES OF YOUR KID RUBY ON RAILS, RUBY ON RAILS, AJAX, AJAX, RUBY ON RAILS THE NEXT DAY THERE WAS A LINE AT YOUR DOOR RUBY PROGRAMMERS GOING BACK FOR SECONDS YOUR KID HAD A LOCK OF YUKIHIRO MATSUMOTO'S BEARD IN HIS ASS YOUR KID MADE MATZ'S SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL I GAVE A RUBY PROGRAMMER PICTURES OF YOUR KID YUKIHIRO, RUBY ON RAILS, AJAX, AJAX, YUKIHIRO MATSUMOTO RUBY USED TO BE YOUR FAVORITE TO CODE UNTIL MATZ HAD YOUR KID'S DICK ON HIS CHODE