L is for lameness, the largest single export of Latvia
A is for areems, the biggest faggot on the Internet
T is for trucks, the transport required for areems haulage
V is for verboten, the significance of Latvia in this world
I is for the Internet, and how Latvia connects at 20 baud to it
A is for Auschwitz, and the millions of Latvians that died in it
Latvia really is the shittiest country in the world