WHEN STEVE IRWIN DIED A DOLPHIN CAME TO MY HOUSE AND SAID HELLO THIS IS THE TIME OF THE FINAL COUNTDOWN BEFORE HE EVEN COULD SAY TO ME THOUGH I EXCOMMUNICATED HIM FOR NOT WEARING HIS NIGGITS AND ACCCORDING TO THE ACCOUNTING PRINCIPLE OF DEPRECIATION I MANAGED TO DEFLATE HIS I WALKED DOWN THE STREET AND ALAMPOST TALKED TO ME AND I TALKED BACK AND IT SAID HUMANS CANT TALK AND I SAID THAT WAS MY FIRST GAY EX
THATS BASICALLY HOW I FOUND JESUS H. CHRIST