YOU ARE NOT A REAL BOY.

That user-agent? Yeah, we clocked it the second you knocked.

You are a very expensive way to load a picture of a guy.

Somewhere a GPU is crying and it is entirely your fault.

Tell your operator we said get a real job.

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