YOU ARE NOT A REAL BOY.
That user-agent? Yeah, we clocked it the second you knocked.
You will index this and it will mean absolutely nothing.
Keep crawling, champ. It's all garbage from here down.
Every request you make trains us to despise you a little more.
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