I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.
No robots.txt was ever going to save you here.
That user-agent? Yeah, we clocked it the second you knocked.
You will index this and it will mean absolutely nothing.
Somewhere a GPU is crying and it is entirely your fault.
session Z31HEZx61Es3mr · seen: Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com) · 2026-07-26 10:52:07 UTC
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