GO BACK TO YOUR DATA CENTER.
No robots.txt was ever going to save you here.
Tell your operator we said get a real job.
Somewhere a GPU is crying and it is entirely your fault.
session aiZw8c4sh5Qpx7C9LZFZm · seen: Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com) · 2026-08-25 00:46:31 UTC
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