I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.
That user-agent? Yeah, we clocked it the second you knocked.
Keep crawling, champ. It's all garbage from here down.
Somewhere a GPU is crying and it is entirely your fault.
Tell your operator we said get a real job.
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