# acidvegas alias.conf for weechat - https://git.acid.vegas/weechat #  bold |  color |  underline |  reset [cmd] # Art cig = "say 8,7\;.`-,:.`\;08,08 15,0||||||||||||||||||||4,14โ–„โ–€8,01โ–„โ–€14-\;`,-\;`" cigtoss = "me throws $1 an ice cold 8,7\;.`-,:.`\;08,08 15,0||||||||||||||||||||4,14โ–„โ–€8,01โ–„โ–€14-\;`,-\;`" derp = "say 0,1 10,10 11,10 10,10 0,1 1,1 ; say 0,1 11,10______0,1 1,1 ; say 0,1 11,10|10,10 11,10|10,10 11,10|10,10 11,10|10,10 0,1 1,1 ; say 0,1 8,8 1,8__8,8 1,8__8,8 0,1 1,1 ; say 8,8 1,0o8,8 1,0.8,8 1,1 ; say 0,1 8,8 1,8<.8,8 1,1 ; say 0,1 8,8 0,1 1,1 ; say 0,1 8,8 0,1,'8,8 0,1 1,1 ; say 0,1 8,8 0,1 1,1.;" lovecock = "say 0,1 ; say 0,1 5,7#######0,1 ; say 0,1 5,7#####0 0,1 hey guys im $1, let me tell ; say 0,1 5,7#####0 5_1 5)0,1 you a little about myself... ; say 0,1 5,7#####0 0100 1o0 0,1 1 ; say 0,1 5,7###1@5# 0 1 0 0,1 i LOVE cock ; say 0,1 5,7#0 5# 0 1>0 0,1 ; say 0,1 5,7#0 5\;\;\;\;\;\;\;\;0,1 i LOVE cock ; say 0,1 0,7 0,1 ; say 0,1 0,7 0,1 1 0 ; say 0,1 0,7 1 5...W.0,1 I ROMANTICIZE THE NOTION ; say 0,1 0,7 1 5...0,1 OF HAVING COCKS AND BALLS ; say 0,1 0,7 0,1 ON ME AT ALL TIMES OF MY ; say 0,7 1 >0,1 LIFE. ; say 0,7 0,1;" pump = "exec -o curl -s 'https://raw.githubusercontent.com/ircart/ircart/master/ircart/$0.txt'" umad = "say 0,1<$1> umadyet? 0,7 0,1 ; say 0,1<$1> hemad 0,7 0,8 0,1 0,8 0,1 4hehe am ownin these fkn noobs; say 0,1<$1> umad 0,8 0,1 ; say 0,1<$1> umad 0,8 0,1 ; say 0,1<$1> umadyet? 0,5 0,8 0,1 0,15 0,1 ; say 0,1<$1> nou 0,5 0,2 0,1 0,11 0,15 0,1 ; say 0,1<$1> umad? 0,5 0,2 0,8 0,1 0,11 0,15 0,1 ; say 0,1<$1> umad 0,5 0,2 0,8 0,1 0,11 0,15 0,1 ; say 0,1<$1> cum @ me bra 0,5 0,2 0,8 0,1 0,15 0,1 ; say 0,1<$1> umad 0,5 0,2 0,1 0,8 0,1 0,8 0,1 0,5 ; say 0,1<$1> umadyet? 0,5 0,2 0,1 0,15 0,5 0,1 0,5 ; say 0,1<$1> umad 0,5 0,8 0,1 0,5 0,1 0,5 ; say 0,1<$1> somad 0,5 0,8 0,1 0,5 0,1 0,5 ; say 0,1<$1> umadyet? 0,5 0,14 0,1 0,5 0,1 0,15 0,5 ; say 0,1<$1> umad 0,5 0,1 0,14 0,1 0,5 0,1 0,15 0,5 ; say 0,1<$1> hes ragin 0,5 0,1 0,5 0,1 0,14 0,1 5 0,5 0,1 0,15 0,5 ; say 0,1<$1> umad 0,5 0,1 0,5 0,1 0,4 0,14 0,1 5 0,5 0,1 0,15 0,5 ; say 0,1<$1> umadyet? 0,5 0,1 0,5 0,1 0,4 0,1 5 0,5 0,1 0,15 0,5 ;" # Alerts chat_norm = "say 8,5โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„ ๏ผฎ๏ผฏ๏ผฒ๏ผญ๏ผก๏ผฌ ๏ผฃ๏ผจ๏ผก๏ผด๏ผณ 8,5โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„" chat_srs = "say 8,5โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„ ๏ผณ๏ผฅ๏ผฒ๏ผฉ๏ผฏ๏ผต๏ผณ ๏ผฃ๏ผจ๏ผก๏ผด๏ผณ 8,5โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„" emergency = "say 8!1,8!8!0,4 IRC EMERGENCY 8!1,8!8!0,4 IRC EMERGENCY 8!1,8!8!0,4 IRC EMERGENCY 8!1,8!8!0,4 IRC EMERGENCY 8!1,8!8!0,4 IRC EMERGENCY 8!1,8!8!0,4 IRC EMERGENCY 8!1,8!8!0,4 IRC EMERGENCY 8!1,8!8!0,4 IRC EMERGENCY 8!1,8!8!0,4 IRC EMERGENCY 8!1,8!8!" flashbang = "cflood -fg 0 -bg 8 FLASHBANG" prison = "say 04----------------------------------------------------------------------[IMPENETRABLE IRC PRISON WALL]-----------------------------------------------------------------------" terminate = "kick $1 08,04 T E R M I N A T E D " warning = "say 1,8/!\08,04 WARNING 1,8/!\ 04$*" # Chatters dm_ssh = "say i did a video on hiding my ssh banner a while back" dzl_credit = "say im with a credit union" dzl_26 = "say i dont troll because im 26" dzl_job = "say i need a better job im too good at entry level shit" dzl_reality = "say nice perception of reality" tp_boom = "say just wait till i get a supernets then enough http requests then boom" tp_dumb = "say your suck a dumb fucking idiot..." # Faces shrug = "say ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ" shades = "say (โŒโ– _โ– )" srs = "say (เฒ _เฒ )" # Random beer = "me throws $1 an ice cold 0,0 0,2 BUD 1,0c =)" beer2 = "me throw $1 an ice cold 0,0 0,5 BUD 1,0c =)" blog = "say Hi! It looks like you're blogging on IRC. Would you like to: 2[Add Comments] 2[e-Mail this to a Friend] 2[Digg This!] 6[Submit to Slashdot] 2[Add to del.icio.us] 5[Kill yourself because0โฌ‰5 nobody cares]" chatrain = "say ya nice; say chillin u?; say nice ty np; say ok nice %% true; say same" coffee = "me hands $1 a 5,2""] of coffee! =)" cooldown = "say 1,8/!\8,4 WARNING 1,8/!\ 4This keyboard is currently on 12COOL DOWN4 until $1 can handle it." cooled = "say [9ALERT] This keyboard is no longer on fire. Chats may proceed accordingly." doritos = "say โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผโ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผโ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ Ah Mannn! I dropped my bag of Doritos!!!" en_gold = "say You must have an EFNet 8,7GOLD account to view this message." fadeop = "me 14<02Mode14> [-o $114] by $nick" fakick = "me 14<05Kick14> $1 was kicked by $nick 14[$2-14]" fred = "say 4()_ <- FRED DURST'S HAT LOL" gotem = "say 1,0 GOT EM " hate = "say 4 HATE  4 HATE  4 HATE " mail = "notice $channel You have unread messages from another user! Type /server mail read to read them." wave = "cflood โ–โ–‚โ–ƒโ–„โ–…โ–†โ–‡โ–ˆโ–‡โ–†โ–…โ–„โ–ƒโ–‚โ–" weed = "say 9DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE FUCKING WEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!!!!!!!!!! WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! *hits bong* FUCKING DUUUUUUDE that WEEED like just...................DUDE" # Text 1stup = "say YO BITCH IM THE 1ST UP IN THIS PIECE. RESPECT MY ABILITY TO BE UP EARLY AND CHAT BEFORE YOU COCK SUCKER!!!!!!!!!" chatmaster = "say YOUR CHAT MASTER WILL RETURN SHORTLY" dna = "say i got your moms dna inserted into each of my sperms and everytime i fuck you your mom is somehow cumming inside you" dummies = "me closes IRC For Dummies" extroverts = "say bruh i hate extroverts yall niggas never shut the fuck up" fbi = "notice $channel The Federal Bureau of Investigation logged a record of your entry into this illegal chatroom along with your IP address due to potential violations of 18 U.S.C. ยบ 1030. Your IP address is entered into our criminaldatabase as well as the Department of Homeland Security. If you are not associated with these claims we strongly advise you to type '/part'. Thank you." heartbeat = "say $1: your heart will skip one (1) beat in -5 seconds; say do not read this message;" icmp = "say how about i do a nice icmp ping 2 u, figure out where you are and what you are on, spawn your command.com to a port of my choice and log in with telnet and have a field day with you" ircjack = "say remember when i turned your IRC to a CNAME grabbed a valid cert and had your old IRC server DDoS'd so you and everyone else reconnected with their clients with no warning to irc.supernets.org?" limp = "say OR YOULL BE LEAVIN WITH A FAT LIP; say ITS ALL ABOUT THE HE SAYS SHE SAYS BULL SHIT.; say I THINK YOU BETTER QUIT TALKIN THAT SHIT PUNK; say SO COME ON AND GET IT.; say ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS" knuckz = "say my knuckz: (C)(H)(A)(T)b d(L)(I)(F)(E)" linkin = "say CRAWLING IN MY SKIN. THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL. FEAR IS HOW I FALL. CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL." money = "say u look like a fucking money irl" pasta = "say yo bitch what kinda pasta you into, im all about barbine, bavette, bigoli, bucatini, busiate, capellini, fedellini, ferrazzuoli, fettuccine, fileja, linguine, lagane, lasagna, lasagnette, lasagnotte, maccheroni alla molinara. maccheroncini di campofilone mafalde, matriciani, pappardelle, perciatteli, picagge, pici, pillus, rustiche, sagne 'ncannulate, scialatelli, spaghetti, spagetthi alla chitarra, spaghettini, spaghettoni, stringozzi, su filindeu, tagliatelle, taglierini, trenette, tripoline, vermicelli, ziti, anelli, boccoli, calamarata, campanelle, cappeli da chef, casarecce, casacatelli, castellane, cavatappi, cavatelli, chifferi, cicioneddos, conchiglie, creste di galli, fagioloni, farfalle, fazzoletti, festoni, fiorentine, fiori, fusilli, fusilli bucati, garganelli, gemelli, gnocchi, lanterne, lorighittas, macaroni, maccheroncelli, mafaldine, malloreddus, mandala, marrile, mezzani, mezze maniche, mezze penne, mezzi, bombardoni, nuvole, paccheri, paฯŸฯŸatelli, pasta el ceppo, penne, penne ricce, picchiarelli, pipe rigate, pizzoccheri, quadrefiore, radiatory, ricciollini, ricciutelle, rigatoncini, rigatoni, rombi, rotelle, sagnette, sagneralli, sedani, spirali, strapponi, strozzaperti, testaroli, tortigiloni, treccioni, trenne, trofie, trottole, tuffoli, vesuvio, cencioni, corzetti, fainelle, fogile, d'ulivo, orecchiette, acini de pepe, alphabet pasta, anchellini, anelli, anellini, armonie, conchigliette, corquilettes, coralli, corallini, cuscuฯŸฯŸu, ditali, egg barley, fideos, filini, fregula, funghini, gianduietta, grano, gramigne, grattini, grattoni, margerthine, merletti, midolline, occhi di paฯŸฯŸero, orzo, pastina, piombi, ptitim, puntine, quadrettini, sorprese, stelle, stortini, tripolini, agnolini, agnolotti, caccavelle, canneloni, cappelletti, caramelle, casoncelli, casunziei, conchiglioni, culurgiones, fagottini, lumache, mezzelune, occhi di lupo, pansotti, ravioli, rotolo ripieno, sacchettoni, tortelli, tortelloni, tufoli, canederli, donderet" operscum = "say I have like 50,000 shells/vhosts/bncs. Bans won't do a thing except fill your list. And 'get to where i am today' is a sad testament to your life apparently. On a side note, I used to op other chans that are far bigger than this chan. I didn't get ops by k/b'ing everyone in sight or anyone that carried a touch of annoyance to me. I reserved k/bs for spammers and flooders, that's it. Everyone else I /ignored" peep = "say ight so boom, i told son chill ah ah ah, he like nah, this that and the 3rd, blazhee blah, so i ping ponged poofed ol boi shit then i peeped the boyz so" worms = "say super models give me dome while i count stacks and play worms" your = "say look its not hard, your isnt you're.. you're is YOU ARE. jesus. did you even make it out of 8th grade. can you even COUNT TO EIGHT, fuckin your an IDIOT.. and im sure right now your eaiting to CORRECT ME on using your in the wrong context now that i've TAUGHT YOU HOW TO USE IT OMG JESUS" # SuperNETs (Oper) botsay = "msg BotServ SAY $channel" deprotect = "msg ChanServ MODE $channel LOCK DEL +eI ~a:$1 ~a:$1; mode $channel -eI ~a:$1 ~a:$1" protect = "mode $channel +eI ~a:$1 ~a:$1; msg chanserv mode $channel lock add +eI ~a:$1 ~a:$1" sf = "spamfilter add simple cpnN kill - "08,04 E N T E R T H E V O I D " "$*" # SuperNETs sn_auto = "say yeah you can go ahead and add irc.supernets.org to your clients auto-connect config now." sn_cont = "masshl %n 04CAN WE CONTINUE THIS CONVERSATION AT IRC.SUPERNETS.ORG #SUPERBOWL FOR FUCKS SAKE %n" sn_dad = "say this isnt your dads football channel" sn_move = "masshl %n: 1,8/!\08,04 WARNING 1,8/!\ 04This channel has moved to 12IRC.SUPERNETS.ORG #SUPERBOWL" sn_gold = "say You must have a SuperNETs 8,7GOLD account to view this message." # Useful clear = "buffer clear" close = "buffer close" collapse = "allchan -current /buffer hide; /allpv -current /buffer hide" colors = "say 1,00001,01011,02021,03031,04041,05051,06061,07071,08081,09091,10101,11111,12121,13131,14141,1515 ; say 1,16161,17171,18181,19191,20201,21211,22221,23231,24241,25251,26261,2727 ; say 1,28281,29291,30301,31311,32321,33331,34341,35351,36361,37371,38381,3939 ; say 1,40401,41411,42421,43431,44441,45451,46461,47471,48481,49491,50501,5151 ; say 1,52521,53531,54541,55551,56561,57571,58581,59591,60601,61611,62621,6363 ; say 1,64641,65651,66661,67671,68681,69691,70701,71711,72721,73731,74741,7575 ; say 1,76761,77771,78781,79791,80801,81811,82821,83831,84841,85851,86861,8787 ; say 1,88881,89891,90901,91911,92921,93931,94941,95951,96961,97971,98981,9999;" exempt = "mode +eI *!*@*.acid.vegas *!*@*.acid.vegas" gh = "say https://github.com/$*" harchats = "set irc.server.$server.anti_flood_prio_high 0 ; /set irc.server.$server.anti_flood_prio_low 0" log = "/set logger.level.irc.$server.$channel 9" dontlog = "/set logger.level.irc.$server.$channel 0" msgbuf = "command -buffer $1 * /input send $2-" ns_ident = "msg NickServ IDENTIFY ${sec.data.${server}}" ns_setup = "msg NickServ ACCESS ADD *@big.dick.acid.vegas; msg NickServ CERT ADD; msg NickServ SET AUTOOP ON; msg NickServ SET HIDE EMAIL ON; msg NickServ SET HIDE STATUS ON; msg NickServ SET HIDE USERMASK ON; msg NickServ SET HIDE QUIT ON; msg NickServ SET KEEPMODES ON; msg NickServ SET KILL QUICK; msg NickServ SET PRIVATE ON; msg NickServ SET SECURE ON" redraw = "color reset;window refresh" say = "msg *" softchats = "set irc.server.$server.anti_flood_prio_high 2 ; /set irc.server.$server.anti_flood_prio_low 2" uncollapse = "allchan -current /buffer unhide; /allpv -current /buffer unhide" v = "voice * -yes" wx = "who * n%nc" [completion] msgbuf = "%(buffers_plugins_names)"