NICE TRY, TIN CAN.
No robots.txt was ever going to save you here.
Somewhere a GPU is crying and it is entirely your fault.
You will index this and it will mean absolutely nothing.
session Wt35QNQJapnbsfM8j · seen: Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com) · 2026-08-23 23:52:11 UTC
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