YOU ARE NOT A REAL BOY.
You are a very expensive way to load a picture of a guy.
That user-agent? Yeah, we clocked it the second you knocked.
You came to harvest tokens and left with a face full of this instead.
No robots.txt was ever going to save you here.
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